Dracula 2000 (2000)
Jonny Lee Miller: Simon Sheppard
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Quotes
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[while struggling with Marcus, Simon produces a cross]
Marcus : Sorry sport. I'm an atheist.
[a dagger pops out of the cross's base]
Simon Sheppard : God loves you anyway.
[He stabs Marcus in the eye with it]
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Simon Sheppard : *Never*, ever... *fuck* with an antiques dealer!
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Dracula : Everything I am is yours.
Simon Sheppard : [trying to find her] Mary! Mary!
Dracula : And all you are is mine.
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Simon Sheppard : What just happened in there?
Abraham Van Helsing : I told you to kill her! They can be killed by silver, by sunlight or by stakes. You must pierce their heart or behead them. They are nosferatu, vampires.
Simon Sheppard : And you knew this? And-and-and you're all right with this?
Abraham Van Helsing : I had them destroyed, eradicated. All but one: my secret in the abbey. He is what they stole.
Simon Sheppard : Who?
Abraham Van Helsing : Dracula. Dracula: not myth, nor ravings of a mad Irish novelist, oh no. He's real, I assure you.
Simon Sheppard : This is the fucking Twilight Zone!
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Abraham Van Helsing : If anything down here moves, shoot it. You understand? Shoot it in the heart or cut off its head. You understand? They are the undead.
Simon Sheppard : The undead... *undead*!
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Simon Sheppard : [Translating Slavic text on a crossbow] "All fear he who walks beneath the crown of Eternal Night."
Abraham Van Helsing : No, no, no, no, it's not crown, it's halo; beneath the Halo of Eternal Night
Simon Sheppard : Oh, well, you see why the design never survived. And look how heavy it is compared to what they were using in England at the time.
Abraham Van Helsing : [talking about the crossbow in his hands] Ah, while the English made them for firing arrow shafts of wood, this was made for firing metal... silver.
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Solina : Does English charm work on English women?
Simon Sheppard : Why not, Solina? One reason.
Solina : I don't date men that I work with.
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[Solina, a vampire, throws herself on Simon, but freezes when he holds a set of garden shears to her neck]
Solina : [seductive] Simon...
Simon Sheppard : Better make it good.
Solina : You and I, we could...
Simon Sheppard : [cuts her head off] No!