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I farted a unicorn once.

I farted a unicorn once.
What this semester has felt like…
What this semester has felt like…
XMAS at grandma’s
XMAS at grandma’s
Flanders
Flanders
Honestly, it’s the only line we all know.
Honestly, it’s the only line we all know.
Court is now in session.
Court is now in session.
This is the worst, basically.
This is the worst, basically.
Sluuuuurp.
Sluuuuurp.
Rubik’s Cube straight from Hell.
Rubik’s Cube straight from Hell.
Bad children get coal.
Bad children get coal.
My brother and I this morning
My brother and I this morning
They said I would never walk again.
They said I would never walk again.
Bronies: a physical representation.
Bronies: a physical representation.
What happened to your face?
What happened to your face?
This sums up having a beard well.
This sums up having a beard well.
My favorite poem in Bo Burnham’s book “Egghead”
My favorite poem in Bo Burnham’s book “Egghead”
Voting+against+your+current+representative+today%3F
Voting against your current representative today?
Gotta+eat+them+all%21
Gotta eat them all!
Imperial+%28noun%29+%26%238211%3B+a+small+pointed+beard+growing+below+the+lower+lip.
Imperial (noun) – a small pointed beard growing below the lower lip.
The+right+choice+is+to+not+use+public+restrooms%26%238230%3B
The right choice is to not use public restrooms…
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%23ban+knees
#ban knees
All+day+every+day.
All day every day.
If+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+delivered+same+day+it%26%238217%3Bs+lost.
If it’s not delivered same day it’s lost.
Special+needs+puppo+is+a+little+awkward+trying+to+make+a+new+friend.
Special needs puppo is a little awkward trying to make a new friend.
Sleep+deprivation+in+a+nutshell.
Sleep deprivation in a nutshell.
Making+art+with+mirrors.
Making art with mirrors.
Got+a+ticket+from+the+RCMP+when+I+was+in+Canada%26%238230%3B
Got a ticket from the RCMP when I was in Canada…
The+Tule+Tree+in+Mexico+has+the+girthiest+trunk+of+any+tree+in+the+world.+It+could+be+anywhere+from+1%2C200+to+6%2C000+years+old.
The Tule Tree in Mexico has the girthiest trunk of any tree in the world. It could be anywhere from 1,200 to 6,000 years old.