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Big nerd.
Big nerd.
Friends forever.
Friends forever.
Words.
Words.
Bananas will do the darndest things.
Bananas will do the darndest things.
Gold digger.
Gold digger.
Laundry.
Laundry.
No gold for you.
No gold for you.
Bermuda Triangle of Productivity.
Bermuda Triangle of Productivity.
Coning defined.
Coning defined.
Check, check…
Check, check…
What?
What?
People I want to punch in the face.
People I want to punch in the face.
I love you THIS much.
I love you THIS much.
Clap for bubbles.
Clap for bubbles.
No soliciting.
No soliciting.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+matter+of+pride%2C+however+misguided.
It’s a matter of pride, however misguided.
Perspective%2C+brought+to+you+by+Malcolm+in+the+Middle.
Perspective, brought to you by Malcolm in the Middle.
When+I+put+an+entire+paycheck+towards+my+debt
When I put an entire paycheck towards my debt
%3C3+you+Pepsi
<3 you Pepsi
Join the conversation
Don%26%238217%3Bt+lecture+me+about+parenting%21
Don’t lecture me about parenting!
Middle+finger+from+71%2C836+light+years+away
Middle finger from 71,836 light years away
A+different+kinda+mom
A different kinda mom
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+trust+you%2C+Phyllis.
I don’t trust you, Phyllis.
Up+2
Up 2
This+Adidas+email+I+just+received
This Adidas email I just received
Gov.+Bentley%26%238217%3Bs+mugshot+looks+rather+familiar
Gov. Bentley’s mugshot looks rather familiar
A+story+of+lowering+self+confidence
A story of lowering self confidence