Just your average regular man eating regular salads…

We call it the toe crusher.

Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

Look for the helpers.

To cucumber is to human.

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

This sums up the problem nicely.

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

I would read this book.

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

This is a win win, win situation.

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.