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AoifeNightfall: He didn't "want to be white", nigga had to use use Benoquin to help depigment his skin. I believe the nose and every ither job he had done was just an icing on the cake. Don't be quick to judge before actually learning about anyone. 4 Likes |
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Datboredberry: I really am curious to see how exactly it is you look. Bet I still would be highly disappointed if I have my hopes down. 18 Likes 1 Share |
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Samsung galaxy S9 1 Like
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My Galaxy S9 2 Likes
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Why not just go fix the cracked glass at computer village, won't cost you anymore than 5k, that way you can even sell at a better price. |
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Simple, the 1st cat gets it. Both the 3rd and 4th compartments are closed. |
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TroubleMaker47: It is true. I just looked up "Afro-Argentines" and most of this came up. Argentines are racist fvcktards and really I hate their guts now. I winder what must have gone through the likes of Messi and Mascherano's mind while playing alongside Alves, Neymar and other black Barcelona players they played with. 1 Like |
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Stinson007: Thanks for the compliments. I would really like to know how you people go about concocting lies about big shots supporting your "Country" which only exists on Social Media, first it was Vladimir Putin then Donald Trump and now this innocent Chess player who is still very much alive and most probably never heard of the word "Biafra" |
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By the way Beeafrans are actually a stupid bunch. 4 Likes |
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Martinez19: He didn't actually "star" in the movie, the movie was about his childhood and someone else played his role 1 Like |
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He didn't actually "star" in the movie, the movie was about his childhood and someone else played his role 4 Likes |
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Niflheim: Lol this is what i call hitting the nail on the goddamned head, this about says it all hehehehe 3 Likes 2 Shares |
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simba1: Folabi Ebyte Olabode |
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Looks more to me like a list of people God killed for disbelieving in him or revering his existence. How more pathetic could he get?. 1 Like |
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yrret:Well my personal opinion? Hell doesn't exist, it's just an imaginary place created to keep people from doing bad things and it's concept is a really funny one |
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searchng4love: Lol that's really funny. Einstein didn't make that quote. |
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searchng4love: But the wise says it out loud.. Yes? |
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Hey it's Ebyte, been a while i was here on NL and i thought to make my comeback known to the few friends i got here by dropping these few atheist memes i got. So here we go.. ..
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MDsambo: Lol 5 times a day? Wow! And did you read at all the translated version of it? |
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MDsambo: Lies? You've obviously not been reading the quran. |
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I've heard many muslim claim muslim terrorists aren't really muslims, that the quran doesn't preach terrorism or Jihad as you would call it, well I'm here as an ex-muslim to point out the verses in the quran that enourage killing of non-muslims. Quran (2:191-193) - "And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah [disbelief or unrest] is worse than killing... but if they desist, then lo! Allah is forgiving and merciful. And fight them until there is no more Fitnah [disbelief and worshipping of others along with Allah] and worship is for Allah alone. But if they cease, let there be no transgression except against Az-Zalimun(the polytheists, and wrong-doers, etc.)" (Translation is from the Noble Quran) The verse prior to this (190) refers to "fighting for the cause of Allah those who fight you" leading some to believe that the entire passage refers to a defensive war in which Muslims are defending their homes and families. The historical context of this passage is not defensive warfare, however, since Muhammad and his Muslims had just relocated to Medina and were not under attack by their Meccan adversaries. In fact, the verses urge offensive warfare, in that Muslims are to drive Meccans out of their own city (which they later did). Verse 190 thus means to fight those who offer resistance to Allah's rule (ie. Muslim conquest). The use of the word "persecution" by some Muslim translators is disingenuous (the actual Arabic words for persecution - "idtihad" - and oppression - a variation of "z-l-m" - do not appear in the verse). The word used instead, "fitna", can mean disbelief, or the disorder that results from unbelief or temptation. This is certainly what is meant in this context since the violence is explicitly commissioned "until religion is for Allah" - ie. unbelievers desist in their unbelief. Quran (2:244) - "Then fight in the cause of Allah, and know that Allah Heareth and knoweth all things. Quran (2:216) - "Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not." Not only does this verse establish that violence can be virtuous, but it also contradicts the myth that fighting is intended only in self-defense, since the audience was obviously not under attack at the time. From the Hadith, we know that this verse was narrated at a time that Muhammad was actually trying to motivate his people into raiding merchant caravans for loot. Quran (3:56) - "As to those who reject faith, I will punish them with terrible agony in this world and in the Hereafter, nor will they have anyone to help." Quran (3:151) - "Soon shall We cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with Allah, for which He had sent no authority". This speaks directly of polytheists, yet it also includes Christians, since they believe in the Trinity (ie. what Muhammad incorrectly believed to be 'joining companions to Allah'). Quran (4:74) - "Let those fight in the way of Allah who sell the life of this world for the other. Whoso fighteth in the way of Allah, be he slain or be he victorious, on him We shall bestow a vast reward." The martyrs of Islam are unlike the early Christians, who were led meekly to the slaughter. These Muslims are killed in battle as they attempt to inflict death and destruction for the cause of Allah. This is the theological basis for today's suicide bombers. Quran (8:15) - "O ye who believe! When ye meet those who disbelieve in battle, turn not your backs to them. (16)Whoso on that day turneth his back to them, unless maneuvering for battle or intent to join a company, he truly hath incurred wrath from Allah, and his habitation will be hell, a hapless journey's end." I Could go on and on but the point is whoever thinks Islam is a religion of peace has to explain the definition of "peace".To an extent it really is a religion of peace if you ignore the killing orders from Allah and uhm....what again...oh yes shunning pedophilia ..............MY NAME IS TAYYIP(Toheeb) AND I'M NOT A MUSLIM 2 Likes 1 Share |
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Smartphone and not- so - smart phone users have a bunch of things
that happen to their devices that they dread but the most common,
most dreaded one of them is WATER ! When your phone falls into water ,
be it a pool , puddle or worse still the toilet , you suffer the mildest
form of heart attack ( esp . if you bought the phone with your 4 months
savings) . You proceed to drying it out with a towel, pulling out the
battery and leaving it under the fan / AC/ sun all the while praying to
your ancestors and confessing to crimes you know nothing of just to get
the phone working. When that doesn ’ t work , you try a hair drier
which would now compound your demise by damaging the circuitry of
the device. Off you go to the nearest repair center pleading and paying
a ridiculous sum through your teeth for it to be fixed . Between the
days spent waiting for the device, you ’ ll be half crazed with boredom
and loneliness of great degree and wondering why bad things happen
to good people like… . All the time , the one affordable thing that could
save you is sitting in your mother ’ s kitchen , probably what you had for
breakfast ; RICE ! (WTF !!) Yes you read correctly RICE . What you may or
may not know is that rice is a natural desiccant ( drying agent) and due
to its high affinity to water it can be used to absorb moisture from
electronic devices. So if your phone accidentally plops into a bucket of
water or your toilet , don ’ t fret , all you have to do is pick it out ( do
not turn it on or plug in) , take out the battery, get plastic bag or a
plastic bowl with cover, pour uncooked rice, immerse your phone and
battery in the rice and close ( airtight) . Leave for at least 24 hrs before
attempting to turn on the device. Guaranteed , your device will come
out nice , dry with full functionality .
P. s: if your phone falls into hot water or pot of soup, after mourning
that device get a new one and don ’ t steal from your mother ’ s pot
again |
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Obviously the chief army of rats, the Armor says it all |
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cloudgoddess:Why won't I sound pained when all they do is speak ill of both the bible and quran. They know too much and they'll point out exactly where errors are, why can't they just keep their smartness to themselves while we keep on been ignorant, afterall where folly is a bliss it's foolish to be wise |
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Another Atheist?!...Where the hell do they keep coming from. |
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