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The Absolute Funniest Cow Puns

Nathan Davidson
Updated January 15, 2025 64.4K views 21 items
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Vote up the cow puns you find utterly amazing.

Don't have a cow, man! Actually, that's exactly what you're supposed to do right at this very moo-ment. These are the best cow puns the Internet has to offer. It's okay to have a moo-mentary lapse of judgment and laugh at these funny cow memes. Failing to do so would be a huge missed steak. Do you get it? Do you get all of these puns?

  • 1

    Knight and Day

    Knight and Day
    152 votes
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  • 2

    Dozing Off

    Dozing Off
    129 votes
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  • 3

    Greener Pastures

    Greener Pastures
    183 votes
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  • 4

    Jerky Boys

    Jerky Boys
    140 votes
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  • 5

    Beefcake

    Beefcake
    138 votes
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  • 6

    Math of Least Resistance

    Math of Least Resistance
    118 votes
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  • 7

    Mooyah!

    Mooyah!
    109 votes
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  • 8

    Huge Missed Steak

    Huge Missed Steak
    131 votes
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  • 9

    Surf and Turf

    Surf and Turf
    117 votes
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  • 10

    The Udder Side of Darkness

    The Udder Side of Darkness
    122 votes
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  • 11

    On the Fence on This One

    On the Fence on This One
    94 votes
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  • 12

    Field of Dreams

    Field of Dreams
    117 votes
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  • 13

    Having a Beef with Jesus

    Having a Beef with Jesus
    130 votes
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  • 14

    In Mother Russia, Cow Moo You

    In Mother Russia, Cow Moo You
    114 votes
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  • 15

    Major Mootion Picture

    Major Mootion Picture
    93 votes
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  • 16

    Milking It for All It's Worth

    Milking It for All It's Worth
    90 votes
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  • 17

    Hip to Be Square

    Hip to Be Square
    95 votes
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  • 18

    A-Moo-Calypse Now

    A-Moo-Calypse Now
    96 votes
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  • 19

    Legen Dairy

    Legen Dairy
    84 votes
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  • 20

    Angus Khan

    Angus Khan
    98 votes
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  • 21

    Dude, No Whey!

    Dude, No Whey!
    85 votes
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