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34 Hilarious Custom License Plates

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Funny license plates make the drudgery of driving a little bit better (especially when you're in HOURS of traffic), or at least give you something to think about other than when the damn commercials on this radio station are going to end. The magic created by some people in a maximum space of 7-8 numbers and letters can be absolutely breathtaking, horrifying, and face-palming all at once, and the best vanity plates from around the U.S. are all here on this list of funny vanity license plates. 

These license plates with funny messages make use of all the available bits of state license plates. From custom logos to messages meant to be read upside down or in reverse, there's a little bit of "FU, state government!" in every one of these offensive license plates. If you think you can do better than the funniest license plates in the US, head to your local DMV now (because there can never be enough silly license plates).

What are the most offensive personal plates? What can you put on a vanity plate? Some of the top vanity plates clearly have owners who pulled one over on the DMV and for their effort, you are implored to have a laugh with them and their inclusion on the list of hilarious license plates.

  • 1. Priorities.

    Priorities.
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  • 2. Tell Us What You Really Think About Your Rivals

    Tell Us What You Really Think About Your Rivals
    5,639 votes
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  • 3. He Lives!

    He Lives!
    4,566 votes
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  • 4. It Never Gets Old

    It Never Gets Old
    5,296 votes
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  • 5. Duct Tape: It Makes Everything Better

    Duct Tape: It Makes Everything Better
    4,070 votes
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  • 6. "To Infinity" Is Practically Synonymous with "New Jersey"

    "To Infinity" Is Practically Synonymous with "New Jersey"
    2,504 votes
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  • 7. Is It Too Much to Ask That He Smells Nice, Too?

    Is It Too Much to Ask That He Smells Nice, Too?
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  • 8. Everything You Say Is Wrong

    Everything You Say Is Wrong
    5,447 votes
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  • 9. 370h55v

    370h55v
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  • 10. New Mascot?

    New Mascot?
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  • 11. Defying Stereotypes

    Defying Stereotypes
    4,248 votes
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  • 12. What's the Over/Under On Times He's Been Pulled Over?

    What's the Over/Under On Times He's Been Pulled Over?
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  • 13. They Just Like Birds, Okay?

    They Just Like Birds, Okay?
    3,725 votes
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  • 14. Their Love of South Park Knows No Bounds

    Their Love of South Park Knows No Bounds
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  • 15. It's How They Say I Love You in Jersey

    It's How They Say I Love You in Jersey
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  • 16. It's in the Bible

    It's in the Bible
    3,352 votes
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  • 17. No, They're Not Involved With the Soft Drink

    No, They're Not Involved With the Soft Drink
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    3,081 votes
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  • 18. Give the Password at the Rear Entrance

    Give the Password at the Rear Entrance
    3,211 votes
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  • 19. Most Professionals Only Get $50

    Most Professionals Only Get $50
    3,146 votes
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  • 20. The Men of America Thank You

    The Men of America Thank You
    2,976 votes
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  • 21. Taking the Debate to the Streets

    Taking the Debate to the Streets
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  • 22. He Checks IDs

    He Checks IDs
    2,728 votes
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  • 23. Like or Lick?

    Like or Lick?
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  • 24. That's MISTER to You

    That's MISTER to You
    2,280 votes
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  • 25. NOT a Politician

    NOT a Politician
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  • 26. How Did She Find Out??

    How Did She Find Out??
    2,367 votes
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  • 27. Thought This Was a Given in Florida

    Thought This Was a Given in Florida
    2,423 votes
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  • 28. Men Have Crotch Issues, Too

    Men Have Crotch Issues, Too
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  • 29. More Explicit Than the Hankie Code

    More Explicit Than the Hankie Code
    2,199 votes
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  • 30. Bikers for Mio

    Bikers for Mio
    2,004 votes
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  • 31. No Surprises

    No Surprises
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  • 32. Thanks for This One, Internet

    Thanks for This One, Internet
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  • 33. Get This Guy Some Metamucil, Stat!

    Get This Guy Some Metamucil, Stat!
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    1,765 votes
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  • 34. Thought They Kept Lower Profiles

    Thought They Kept Lower Profiles
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