The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

Carly Kiel

Updated July 3, 2024 1.2M views 103 items

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Vote up the most ridiculous names celebs have given their kids.

This is a list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Most are even repeat offenders, as those celebs who name their kids dumb things often do it to all of their kids. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What are the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote down the ones you like and vote up the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. Some of the odd celebrity baby names are long, like Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof, while others are short, like North West. Check out the funny kid names below, and be sure to vote up the ones you find craziest.

To keep track of other crazy, bizarre, dumbest celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2021.

1
13,231 votes
Audio Science Clayton
Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton
2
13,093 votes
Pilot Inspektor Lee
Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
3
12,918 votes
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette
Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten
4
634 votes
Billion Leonard Roberts
Rick Ross and Briana Camille
5
10,866 votes
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof
Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates
6
10,873 votes
Moon Unit Zappa
Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa
7
744 votes
Kulture Kiari Cephus Almanzar
Cardi B and Offset
8
12,025 votes
Jermajesty Jackson
Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
9
11,095 votes
Pirate Houseman Davis
Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis
10
13,363 votes
North West
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian
11
10,477 votes
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp
John and Elaine Irwin Mellencamp
12
691 votes
Sir Carter
Beyoncé and Jay-Z
13
549 votes
Heaven Love'on Stone
Lil Mo and Augustus Stone
14
9,607 votes
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver
Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton
15
9,574 votes
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver
Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton
16
10,115 votes
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof
Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
17
7,369 votes
Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther Andre
Katie Price and Peter Andre
18
534 votes
Bear Blaze Winslet
Kate Winslet and Ned Rocknroll
19
8,259 votes
Dweezil Zappa
Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa (Born Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)
20
519 votes
Rainbow Aurora Rotella
Holly Madison and Pasquale Rotella
21
3,495 votes
Saint West
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
22
10,370 votes
Blue Ivy Carter
Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles
23
9,661 votes
Apple Martin
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin
24
8,111 votes
Pixie Geldof
Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
25
9,064 votes
Kal-El Coppola Cage
Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim
26
7,235 votes
Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings
Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings
27
7,249 votes
Bronx Mowgli Wentz
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz
28
6,356 votes
Banjo Patrick Taylor
Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor
29
4,447 votes
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale
30
395 votes
Banks Violet Bair
Hilary Duff and Matthew Koma
31
5,599 votes
Moroccan Scott Cannon
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon
32
6,408 votes
Bear Blu Jarecki
Alicia SIlverstone and Christopher Jarecki
33
5,652 votes
Bogart Che Peyote Rainey
David "Puck" and Betty Rainey
34
7,370 votes
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver
Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton
35
7,076 votes
Lyric Angel Parker
Ashley Parker Angela and Tiffany Lynn
36
5,669 votes
Seven Sirius Benjamin
Erykah Badu and André 3000
37
5,834 votes
Harley Quinn Smith
Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
38
4,888 votes
Summer Rain Rutler
Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler
39
5,108 votes
Free Carradine
David Carradine and Barbara Hershey
40
8,007 votes
Zeppelin Howsmon Davis
Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis
41
6,757 votes
Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg
Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg
42
5,328 votes
Kaydnz Kodah Najm
T-Pain and Amber Najm
43
6,617 votes
Rumer Willis
Bruce Willis and Demi Moore
44
7,841 votes
Yamma Noyola Brown Lumar
James Brown and Deidre Jenkins
45
5,805 votes
Bandit Lee Way
Gerard Way and Lyn-Z
46
6,925 votes
Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver
Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton
47
6,572 votes
Egypt Daoud Dean
Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz
48
5,388 votes
Rocket Valentin Rodriguez
Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán
49
7,276 votes
Diezel Ky Braxton-Lewis
Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis
50
4,709 votes
Mars Merkaba Thedford
Erykah Badu and Jay Electronica
51
7,603 votes
Denim Cole Braxton-Lewis
Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis
52
5,060 votes
Reign Beau Rhames
Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed
53
5,726 votes
Racer Rodríguez
Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán
54
5,029 votes
Sparrow Madden
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden
55
5,122 votes
Camera Ashe
Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
56
4,976 votes
Alcamy Henriksen
Lance Henriksen and Mary Jane Evans
57
1,826 votes
Rekker Radley Gigandet
Cam Gigandet & Dominique Geisendorff
58
3,885 votes
Hero Harper Quinn
Myleene Klass and Graham Quinn
59
3,664 votes
Diesel Dean Daigle
Jennie Finch & Casey Daigle
60
5,568 votes
Scout LaRue Willis
Bruce Willis and Demi Moore
61
4,010 votes
Rebel Rodriguez
Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán
62
4,472 votes
Axl Jack Duhamel
Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson and Josh Duhamel
63
3,320 votes
Ireland Baldwin
64
2,860 votes
Bluebell Madonna Halliwell
Geri Halliwell and Sacha Gervasi
65
4,576 votes
Sage Stallone
Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack
66
4,333 votes
Oriole Nebula
Donovan Leitch and Linda Lawrence
67
4,284 votes
Sailor Lee Brinkley-Cook
Christy Brinkley and Peter Cook
68
4,186 votes
Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman
Mathangi "Maya" Arulpragasam ("M.I.A.") and Benjamin Bronfman
69
3,009 votes
Prince Michael Jackson II
Michael Jackson
70
2,609 votes
Sunday Rose Kidman Urban
Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman
71
6,157 votes
Peaches Geldof
Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
72
3,408 votes
True Whitaker
Forest Whitaker & Keisha Nash
73
4,581 votes
Calico Cooper
Alice Cooper and Sheryl Goddard
74
4,513 votes
Tallulah Belle Willis
Bruce Willis and Demi Moore
75
3,307 votes
Wynter Merin Finley
Tawny Kitaen & Chuck Finley
76
3,112 votes
Ronan Farrow
Mia Farrow and Woody Allen
77
3,019 votes
Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson
Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson
78
3,116 votes
Kyd Miller Duchovny
David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
79
3,913 votes
Mirabella Bunny Adams
Bryan Adams and Alicia Grimaldi
80
3,770 votes
Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner
81
2,504 votes
Harper Seven Beckham
82
3,479 votes
Sonnet Noel Whitaker
Forest Whitaker and Keisha Nash Whitaker
83
2,978 votes
Tu Simone Ayer Morrow
Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer
84
3,422 votes
Ace Knute Johnson
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson
85
2,980 votes
Apollo Bowie Flynn Rossdale
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale
86
1,707 votes
Maarten Sunshine Bear Hawking
Son of Stephen Hawking and Bonnie Tyler.
87
3,172 votes
Bella Vita Bardot Boreanaz
David Boreanaz and Jaime Bergman
88
3,623 votes
Zephyr Benson
Robby Benson and Karla DeVito
89
1,810 votes
Ever Gabo Anderson
Milla Jovovich and Paul W. S. Anderson
90
2,856 votes
Brawley Nolte
Nick Nolte and Rebecca Linger
91
3,002 votes
Birdie West DeFreitas
Maura West & Scott DeFreitas
92
1,101 votes
Kiefer Sutherland
Donald Sutherland and Shirley Douglas
93
2,776 votes
Bingham Hawn Bellamy
Kate Hudson and Matthew Bellamy
94
3,119 votes
Sosie Bacon
Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
95
2,948 votes
Eulala Grace Scheel
Marcia Gay Harden and Thaddeus Scheel
96
224 votes
Aleph Portman-Millepied
Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied
97
2,270 votes
Frances Bean Cobain
Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love
98
2,559 votes
Astala Dylan Willow Geldof-Cohen
Peaches Geldof and Thomas Cohen
99
2,012 votes
Magnolia Renee Young
Adrian Young & Nina Young
100
2,534 votes
Phinnaeus Moder
Julia Roberts and Daniel Moder
101
215 votes
Briar Rose Christensen
Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen
102
2,555 votes
Prince George, Duke of Cambridge
Prince William and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge
103
2,406 votes
Homer Laffoon
Anne Heche and Coleman Laffoon