How To Be Happy, Dammit by Karen Salmansohn - Excerpt
How To Be Happy, Dammit by Karen Salmansohn - Excerpt
How To Be Happy, Dammit by Karen Salmansohn - Excerpt
OBEHAPPY
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karen salmansohn
CELESTIAL ARTS
Berkeley
! warning
You think about 60,000
thoughts a day. It’s up to you
to make sure that you don’t
use up 59,999 of them with
negative, cynical thinking.
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So next time, before you start to think something negative, just
think about that...and this: Your brain has 100 billion cells — and
each of these little babies is connected to at least 20,000 other
cells. The variety of potential combinations of all these is more
multitudinous than the number of molecules existing in the entire
universe! So, if you have that many different combinations of
brain cells to choose from, why not try a new combo today?
This book will help you do just that.
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you
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You are born into this world an innocent.
Guilt-free.
Sugar-free.
Caffeine-free.
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Then suddenly...
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WHACK
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You are spanked.
Really hard.
This is unfair.
You have done nothing wrong.
How?
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You haven’t had time to do anything — period.
You are only 3 1/2 seconds old.
You haven’t had time to catch your breath, let alone time to covet a neighbor
or furtively screen calls on your answering machine. You don’t even have an
answering machine yet. You don’t even have people to avoid yet — you are
that spanking new.
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Which brings us back to that spanking.
WHY?
Why you?
Why all the pain?
Although you’re only 3 1/2 seconds old, you have just been taught a
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YET?
LIFE LESSON
#1
Pain exists.
Life can hurt.
Like a lot.
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Even when you’re good,
you can get whacked.
Without apology.
Without explanation.
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Well,
at least not right away.
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It’s not until later, that you finally
learn...
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# 2
LIFE LESSON
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Copyright © 2001 by Karen Salmansohn
Photography copyright © 2001 by Don Zinzell
All rights reserved. Published in the United States by Celestial Arts, an imprint
of the Crown Publishing Group, a division of Random House, Inc., New York.
www.crownpublishing.com
www.tenspeed.com
Printed in China
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