3 Idiots
3 Idiots
:We are going the present:I play the role ofThe story is about
Story teller:. Nowadays, students study They were robots, blindly following
their professor command. 3 Idiots were only the students who was not a
machine. Our story starts from their first engineering lesson in the college.
Professor: Whats machine?
(see Rancho)Why are you smiling?
Rancho: Actually Sir, to study engineering was my childhood dream.Im so
happy to be finally here.
Professor: No need to be so happy. Define a machine.
Rancho: A machine is anything that reduce human effort.
Professor: Will you please elaborate?
Rancho: Anything that simplifies work or saves time ,is a machine.
Raju: sir, sir .For example,its awarm day, press a button, get a blast of air.
The fan,a machine,sir!
Farhan: Speak to a friend miles awaythe telephone, a machine, sir!
Raju: Compute millions in a seconds, the calculator, a machine, sir!
Farhan: Were surrounded by machines, everywhere, theres a machine.
Rancho: From a pens nip to a pants zip, up and down in a second. Up
down..Up down. There are all machine!
Professor: Whats the definition?
3 idiots: We just gave it to you.
Professor: Will you write this in your exam? This is a machineup down
.up down? Idiot!!! Anybody else? ..(see rank1)Yes?
Rank1: Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected that their
relative motions are constrasned and by which means, force and motion may
be transmitted and modified as a screw, and its nut, or a lever arreanged to
turn about a fulcrum or a pulley about its pivot,etc. especially a
construction more or less somplex consisting of a combination of moving
parts, or simple mechanical elements, as wheels levers, cams etc.
Professor: Wonderful. Perfect. Please Sit down
Jolanasation and
Chuinmarin-preyongation)
(3idiots discussingwrite
Rancho: You have 30 seconds to define these terms. You may refer to your
books. Raise your hand if you get the answer. Lets see who come first.. who
come last..You time starts now!
( Professor panic and Rank 1 come front to take books)
Rancho: Times up! Times up , sir! No one get the answers?...
(rank1 raise hand)
Rancho: yes?
Rank1: This Principle describes how quantum waves are formed and travel in
the space medium. The wave amplitudes are scalar numbers. If the medium
is uniform, typical nearly everywhere, only spherical waves occur. If observed
in relative motion, Doppler modulation and elliptical waves appear. If the
medium is locally dense, as in the central region of a proton, waves circulate
like sound waves in a drum or a crystalline sphere.
Farhan: Now let me remind your life by a minute .When we asked this
question,were you excited? Curious? Thrilled that youd learn something new?
Anyone?...Sir?
Raju: No, you all got into a frantic race.Whats the use of such methods, even
if you come first? Wlll your knowledge increase? No, just the PRESSURE. This
is a college, not PRESSURE COOKER.
.(students laughing).
Professor: Hello,this is not a philosophy class. Just explain those two words.
Rank1: Ya,dont talk nonsense. Just tell me if my answer right or wrong?
Rancho: Siractually these words doesnt exist.There are my friends name.
Jonas and Chuin Yong.
(students laughing).
Professor: Quiet!Nonsense! Is this how you teach engineering?
Rancho: No, sir.We are not teaching you engineering . Youre an expert at
that. We are just teaching you HOW TO TEACH.
Farhan: And were sure youll learn one day.
.(take books and run)
(Scene3)
Story teller:the students study with passion . They always use their creativity
to crate new thing and make innovation.3Idiots always get high marks in the
exams.. Unfortunately,,when final exam approach
.(Professors distribute the papers)
Professor: Your times starts now.
..(3 idiots come inand take papers)
Ending