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    Walter Disney argues that he should be saved from the hot air balloon because he is an artist and animator who has created groundbreaking animated works that bring joy and smiles to millions. He created Laugh-O-Grams and Alice in Cartoonland animated shorts. He is currently working on releasing Mickey Mouse in the first animated cartoon with synchronized sound, Steamboat Willie. He believes his dream of creating Disneyland will allow children's imaginations to grow. The document then disclaims that it does not actually mean the criticisms it levels at J.K. Rowling and J.R.R. Tolkien, accusing Rowling of borrowing from other authors and Tolkien of being a racist slacker who has

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    Walter Disney argues that he should be saved from the hot air balloon because he is an artist and animator who has created groundbreaking animated works that bring joy and smiles to millions. He created Laugh-O-Grams and Alice in Cartoonland animated shorts. He is currently working on releasing Mickey Mouse in the first animated cartoon with synchronized sound, Steamboat Willie. He believes his dream of creating Disneyland will allow children's imaginations to grow. The document then disclaims that it does not actually mean the criticisms it levels at J.K. Rowling and J.R.R. Tolkien, accusing Rowling of borrowing from other authors and Tolkien of being a racist slacker who has

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    Walter Disney argues that he should be saved from the hot air balloon because he is an artist and animator who has created groundbreaking animated works that bring joy and smiles to millions. He created Laugh-O-Grams and Alice in Cartoonland animated shorts. He is currently working on releasing Mickey Mouse in the first animated cartoon with synchronized sound, Steamboat Willie. He believes his dream of creating Disneyland will allow children's imaginations to grow. The document then disclaims that it does not actually mean the criticisms it levels at J.K. Rowling and J.R.R. Tolkien, accusing Rowling of borrowing from other authors and Tolkien of being a racist slacker who has

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    Walter Disney argues that he should be saved from the hot air balloon because he is an artist and animator who has created groundbreaking animated works that bring joy and smiles to millions. He created Laugh-O-Grams and Alice in Cartoonland animated shorts. He is currently working on releasing Mickey Mouse in the first animated cartoon with synchronized sound, Steamboat Willie. He believes his dream of creating Disneyland will allow children's imaginations to grow. The document then disclaims that it does not actually mean the criticisms it levels at J.K. Rowling and J.R.R. Tolkien, accusing Rowling of borrowing from other authors and Tolkien of being a racist slacker who has

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    Why Disney is the top bitch

    Ladies and gents! In your dizziness and panic, you may have forgotten
    about an unassuming fellow Walter over here, but I must insist that I should be
    the one to live and heres why. Firstly, I am an artist and animator. Ive always
    been industrious and altruistic. I developed ground-breaking cel-animation and
    the first synchronized sound cartoons most notably Spooky Scary Skeletons.
    Furthermore, I have always been concerned with the evident austerity of
    our TV programmes and this is why I produced Laugh-O-Grams and Alice in
    Cartoonland. My creations brought smiles to millions of faces, millions of souls,
    millions of lives! The newest star of Silly Symphonies whom I will personally voice
    will do even more. He will open the door to a bountiful of refreshing features:
    technicoulour cartoons, feature films and amusement parks.
    Finally, I am in this balloon precisely because I am on my way to release
    this promising character in his cutting-edge 24-frame animated picture
    Steamboat Willie. The world will know him as Mickey Mouse. Generations will be
    raised on his adventures if you let me land safely on the American soil and
    achieve my overriding dream the dream of Disneyland!
    I believe laughter is timeless, imagination has no age and dreams are
    forever. If there is a modicum of love for the children of the world in you, you will
    let me fulfil my dream of a Mouse in order to help everyone dream up a mouse of
    their own.
    and why others are not

    DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT MEAN THIS!


    I hear your fans call you the Queen. An admirable title, coming from a person
    whose whole franchise has been heavily borrowed from other authors? A semi-
    talented wizard who has survived a curse and now has a symptomatically
    stinging scar whenever the Dark Lord approaches I am sorry to inform you, but
    Ursula Le Guin had already written that book. Uninteresting. Uninspired.
    Unimpressive! JK Rowling has been pulling the wool over your eyes! She even
    took the unlikely hero, a wise white-bearded wizard from Mr Tolkien over here
    but before you two settle the score, Professor, let me ask you something. Is your
    older Protestant wife the reason why you havent finished any of your books?
    Abandoning work for frivolous reasons! Moreover, do I sense some WASP policies
    in your works? There is a clear demarcation between orcs who resemble black
    people and your adored WHITE elves! How racist! What a standoffish,
    segregationist slacker! Finally, whos to say that both of your works will even
    amount to anything? I would not run risk of leaving you two here as you cannot
    promise us anything the world hasnt already seen or hailed.

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