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Happy Jack’s Funhouse

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2 | Happy Jack’s Funhouse

Using this Supplement Skill Checks and Saving Throws
No specific location is mentioned in this Specific DCs are written for each of the
supplement, making it easy to insert into most encounters. You may wish to change these DCs
campaigns. based on the APL of the adventuring party. We
suggest the below range:
Text in these yellow boxes is to be read to
players. APL Check / Save DC
1 thru 3rd
st
11
Text in grey boxes is for the DM only and should 4th thru 6th 13
not be read to players. 7th thru 9th 16
10th thru 12th 19
Most of the creatures in this adventure are 13th thru 15th 22
found in the 5th Edition Monster Manual. Page
numbers have been included for easy reference In addition, if you feel a skill check or saving
but depending on the printing edition of your throw DC is too low or too high, feel free to
Monster Manual, they may not match. adjust the DC as you wish.
In addition, several new creatures have been Character History Information

created for this supplement. They are noted in We’ve attached an information sheet at the end
BOLD with no Monster Manual reference. You of this adventure, which may be useful if you
can find these creature stat blocks at the end of want to use the characters’ childhood history.
the adventure in the Creatures of the Funhouse
appendix. Have your players fill out the information sheet
prior to running this adventure. This
Unless otherwise noted, all NPCs have the stats information may come in handy and add a level
of a commoner. of emotion to the game. Having background
information never hurts. Even if you don’t use
Maps this information during Happy Jack’s Funhouse,
Unless otherwise noted, for all maps: you may find a use for it later.
1 square = 5 feet.
You Are the Dungeon Master
Using NPCs As mentioned above, you do not have to run
During the adventure the party is introduced to this adventure as written. You are empowered
several NPCs. These NPCs can follow the party to make changes as you wish – adjusting the
throughout the adventure, but they may encounters as the game is played, if you like. If
become a nuisance. you think the Funhouse is too big, cut out a
room or two. If the threats are too easy, give
them additional hit points or an extra attack.
Average Party Level
The Average Party Level (APL) can be used to Find Any Errors?
calculate the appropriate challenge level for
your party. To calculate the APL, add the total We tried to make this perfect but I’m sure we
levels of all characters and divide the sum by missed a thing or two. If you find something, or
the number of characters (rounding up for .5 or just have a question, send me an email:
greater). https://www.jeffstevensgames.com/contact

Adventure Primer Eventually, Jack dropped von Zarovich from
the title of his act, deciding to simply call
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is himself ‘Jack the Magnificent’. Due to the
fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is people’s prejudices, this helped attendance, but
fear of the unknown. not by much.
- H.P. Lovecraft
As Jack and Reaver travelled the Forgotten
Realms, he picked up several talents from
Background fellow bards and performers. He learned the
arts of performance makeup, tumbling,
Count Strahd von Zarovich of Barovia led a life dancing, and a few sleight-of-hand tricks.
of such infamy and violence that he forever Reaver revealed a knowledge for the dark arts,
stained the surname ‘von Zarovich’. The unlucky and tempted Jack with her forbidden secrets.
others throughout the land who bear the name Jack found he had a knack for dark magic and
meet with scorn, prejudice, and in some cases began adding some simple spells to his act by
violence. Such was the case for Vilma and causing ground tremors, flickering flames,
Brendan von Zarovich. furniture to move about, or a window to fly
open at just the right time to add even more
Having made a deal with a Vistani porter to wonder to his acts.
leave Barovia, the newlyweds travelled to the
Forgotten Realms where they had their first and Jack wanted to learn more magic, and Reaver
only child – a boy born with a crooked nose and was happy to oblige. The old Barovian, actually
poor eyesight – Jack. a Vistani witch, divulged her spellbinding
secrets to Jack, twisting his mind towards a
Jack suffered many hardships while growing madness that nothing could halt.
up. As one can imagine, he was often bullied
because of his name and quirky nose. He also Jack’s act eventually turned into a grand,
lived in poverty – his parents finding it difficult traveling amusement which he named Happy
to procure meaningful jobs as Barovian Jack’s Funhouse. Following his success, the man
immigrants. is now hardly ever seen without his
performance makeup. In his art, Jack found the
Jack eventually learned to use the infamy of way to hide his true self, that once pestered
his name to make a bit of coin. At first, he and bullied boy who was robbed of an
performed simple magic tricks in the streets, “innocent” childhood. The persecuted boy
next to a wooden sign that read ‘von Zarovich inside is now forever hidden, caked behind a
the Magnificent’. His tricks weren’t very good, pale bandage of greasepaint and color.
and his stumbling and bumbling routine was
often more the entertainment than the magic, Jack carries his Funhouse – a magical satchel
so the onlookers dropped a few coins for the which unfolds into a 20-foot-tall, 60-foot-long,
laughs. and 2-foot-deep ornate and colorful façade
leading to a pocket dimension. Many of the
Jack invested his earnings, purchasing better occupants of Jack’s Funhouse joined Jack
equipment, clothing, and hiring an assistant – willingly, at Reaver’s behest, as they too wanted
an old woman named Reaver, a fellow Barovian. to escape ridicule and shame for what they
Reaver has much to do with Jack’s current were. Jack saw them as amazing creatures.
success, and she has helped him procure many Wonders of the world.
of the strange beings that inhabit his signature
magic attraction, his Funhouse. They would have a home and fear no more.

Part 1: The Beginning on two metal rails, but the rails didn’t lead
anywhere. They stopped at the front and rear
This section assumes the adventurers happen of the cart.
upon the small village or town while they travel
to their next destination. The village had a fantastic time the first day.
Everyone enjoyed the rare foods: feather candy,
sweet dogs, candied apples, sticky corn, and
What’s Happened So Far deep-fried pies. The main attraction and the
bizarre way of entering it was a hit, too.
Happy Jack arrived a few days ago, carrying a
green and red checkerboard satchel and riding a
To enter the 1-foot-thick Funhouse, you had
horse whose saddle is festooned with jingle
to sit in the cart. Once you pulled the safety
bells of all sizes.
harness tight, the rails under the cart extended
into a massive, twisted metal framework, which
As Happy Jack rode into the village, he waved,
the cart rode upon at great speeds. The cart
laughed, and tossed small candies to the
ride featured tight turns, looping loops, and
youngsters who came to see him riding the
steep drops throughout town until riders
jingling horse.
reached the painted mouth of Happy Jack’s
Funhouse. When the cart hit the mouth, a
He tied his horse to the hitching post at the
bright light flashed, and a voice yelled out
local tavern, left a few fliers about his
“Yum!” allowing the cart to enter a pocket
Funhouse, and received permission from the
dimension leading to the real Happy Jack’s
mayor to set up his exhibit in the town square.
Funhouse.
He promised fun, tasty foods, brilliant lights,
music, and, of course, a Funhouse to enter and
Once inside, the villagers experienced all
explore. The mayor gladly accepted; she’d seen
manner of oddity and supernatural – a
Happy Jack perform when they were both
hippopotamus, a snake person, a slippy-slide, a
younger, as a standalone magic tricks and joke
mirrored room, a mechanical man, a pit filled
show on a street corner. The mayor recalled the
with colorful balls.
joy it had brought her. A smile formed across
her face as she gave Happy Jack permission.
Little did the village know that Happy Jack
was about to succumb to a horrible plot woven
Happy Jack placed his satchel along a far side
by his mentor, Reaver. The old hag, disguised as
of the town square and spoke the words “Let
a carnival worker, had been twisting Jack’s mind
the fun begin!” The satchel hopped about the
for years. Jack broke a day ago. His mind and
ground and unfolded into a 60-foot-tall, 120-
body believe he needs a child’s laughter to
foot-long, and 1-foot-wide building painted with
make him happy, to feel alive. Jack has
pink hippos, a swarm of snakes, a mechanical
abducted many of the children in the village,
man carrying a strange tool or weapon, and
keeping them entertained in the lower level of
hundreds of multi-colored dots the size of
his Funhouse.
cantaloupes. All around a 15-foot tall, 15-foot-
wide smiling face, its mouth open and painted
The parents all gather in the tavern,
black.
discussing their options when the party arrives.
Jack then removed a small wooden toy from
his pocket, placed it on the ground, and
snapped his fingers. The small toy grew into a
cart large enough to hold 9 people. The cart sat

Who is Happy Jack? Adventure Hooks
A successful Intelligence (History) check reveals
the following (Bards have advantage on the There are several ways this adventure can be
check): introduced into your ongoing campaign:
D20 Result (results are cumulative, • The party stumbles upon a quiet, lonely
Result revealing all information from lower village. Bright lights flash from the
DCs) center of the village, while the whistling
10-11 I’ve heard of a clown called Happy tune of a happy organ grinder floats on
Jack. the air.
12-15 He and his zoo-like attraction travel • The party is sent to investigate a village
from town to town. after a person stumbles into a tavern or
16-19 He’s only seen in his whiteface inn, claiming children have been
makeup. abducted from a neighboring village.
20+ I saw him when I was younger, only
The person tells of the strange clown
then he was going by von Zarovich
and the odd Funhouse.
the Magnificent.
• Happy Jack is currently in the home
village of one of the party members.
Perhaps, one of the PCs siblings or
relatives are one of the abducted
children.
Adventure Breakdown
The adventure is made up of four parts:
Part 1: The Beginning

Part 2: The Funhouse
Part 3: Deep Barovia
Part 4: Confronting Jack

Let the Fun Begin! The vendor stands are mechanical humanoids –
metal robots who act once a silver coin is
When you are ready to begin the adventure, placed in a slot on the stand. Once activated,
read or summarize the following: the metallic creature comes to life, whizzing
and whirring, and then hands the delicious treat
As you enter the town, you notice red, green, to the customer.
and blue flashing lights, bouncing off low-
hanging clouds coming from the town square. Each vendor has an AC 18 and 10 hit points.
If a vendor is destroyed, it creates a 10-foot
The smell of sweets and grilled foods, along radius ball of fire. Each creature in this radius
with the faint notes of a pipe organ, dance on must make a DC 12 Dexterity saving throw. On a
the air. failure, the creature takes 3d6 fire damage, or
half damage on a successful save.
The Parents
The parents of the eight children all gather in The Lights
one location – a tavern, inn, or store. Once they Three large animated barrels on the ground
see the adventurers in the town, they come out near the Funhouse rotate, shining bright,
and wave them down. They explain what’s colorful lights into the sky, illuminating the low
happened and ask for help. They don’t want to white clouds above.
enter the Funhouse again because they don’t
want to upset Happy Jack. They fear he may do REAVER
something to the children, and they aren’t
A Vistani traitor and diviner, Reaver is actually a
experienced adventurers.
hag who infiltrated and betrayed a Vistani
We’ve been too scared to enter, and we don’t caravan village to the amviper, condemning
them to live as serpents. They are the Serpent
want to make Happy Jack mad! We know WE
Council. She later met Jack, and, believing he is
can’t defeat him or save our children.
a true von Zarovich, corrupted him and led him
down his path of terror. Jack doesn’t know she
Please, please go save them!
is a hag, and if he found out, he would laugh at
As a reward, they offer 400 gp. In addition, his own ignorance.
they state there may be some treasure in the Reaver lives in Area 6 of the Funhouse but
Funhouse. There are a lot of strange things in works as a busking organ grinder to advertise
there. the Funhouse. She has the magical ability to
know the childhood past of anyone she meets,
and she freely offers life advice as a sketchy
Food Stands fortune teller would. If Reaver is slain, her ghost
Several carnival-style food stands are located in leaves her corpse and tries to possess the
the town square, in front of the Funhouse. The nearest player—if the possession fails once, the
vendors include: ghost disappears (finally dead). If she succeeds,
she possesses the player, but doesn’t control
• Feather candy (cotton candy) the body. The player plays as normal, but
• Sweet dogs (corndogs) Reaver sits in the back of the character’s mind
• Sticky corn (caramel corn) and whispers terrible things, tempting the
• Candied apples character towards evil.
• Deep fried fruit pies

Reaver, the Organ Grinder Scaling Suggestions:
Reaver the HAG and her pet zombie monkey CR 3: Use Green Hag
(BABOON) continue their performance in front CR 7: Use Night Hag with 130 hit points. Change
of the Funhouse. Read or summarize the spell save DC to 15.
following: CR 10: Use Night Hag. Adjust AC to 19 and hit
points to 165. Change spell save DC to 16. Give
A Vistani crone, covered in rags, cranks an two claw attacks.
organ grinder while a zombie-looking monkey
tumbles and dances near her feet. Zombie Monkey
The zombie monkey, Feebles, is immortal,
An odd-looking mine cart, carved and painted though it appears to be in a constant state of
to resemble the head of a dragon, sits on a decay. If slain, it comes back to life in 30
metal rail behind the organ grinder. seconds. If separated from Reaver, the zombie
monkey selects an adventurer to cling to and
Reaver and the monkey are doing what they
follow, preferring a necromancer or bard. Once
love to do, advertising the Funhouse through
the adventurer accepts the monkey as friendly,
performance. If the adventurers do or say
a telepathic-like bond is created between the
anything that shows distaste towards the
two, allowing the pair to communicate while
Funhouse, Reaver and the monkey attack, using
within 100 feet of each other; though, speaking
the magical organ grinder to cast Evard’s black
to each other requires them to audibly hoot like
tentacles to drag the PCs into the mine cart. The
monkeys.
organ grinder can cast Evard’s black tentacles
once per day, but it causes the user to age 1d10
years.

The Rolly Coasty
The Roller Coaster is the entrance to the
Funhouse. The cart rests on two short rails,
leading nowhere. Once someone sits in the cart
and secures the safety harness, the cart begins
to move and the rail system magically
manifests, extending several hundred feet
throughout the town. Loops, barrel rolls,
hammerhead turns, corkscrew drops, high-
speed curves, and other elements may be
experienced on the rollercoaster.
The new rail system leads to the painted,

open mouth of the face of Happy Jack. When
the cart reaches the mouth, a bright light
flashes and the cart and rail system continue
into the Funhouse, which is a pocket dimension.
The cart then pulls up to a wooden dock, where
the riders exit the cart and continue to the
waiting room. A door next to the dock reads
‘EXIT’ and is used to leave through the mouth.
As the adventurers exit the coaster, a

character with a Constitution score of 15 or less
must succeed on a DC 12 Constitution saving
throw or become poisoned for 5 minutes as
they battle nausea and dizziness. If the save
failed by 5 or more, the character is also
incapacitated for 5 minutes as they vomit
profusely.

Part 2: The Funhouse Traps & Tricks of the
The Funhouse holds many oddities and rarities
which Happy Jack has procured during his life
Funhouse
and travels. It is within its own pocket The traps and tricks of the funhouse weren’t
dimension and features an exit to Barovia, always as devious as they are now. The effects
where Happy Jack currently entertains the are tied to Jack’s emotional state and ideal –
missing children. which is currently to guard the children he has
captured. Some of the effects the adventurers
encounter are different than what past
customers have encountered. The townsfolk
experienced the fun stuff. Sadly, the
adventurers won’t.


1) Waiting Room
Appearance: Dilapidated, abandoned, clusters

of old advertisements and fliers, mildew.
Happy Jack’s face is painted on a sign above
the double doors in the north. The locked
door (DC 20) on the east wall has a sign with
bold text that reads ONLY HAPPY JACK’S
PERSONNEL BEYOND THIS POINT.
Lighting: Low and dim. White, orange, and
blue halogen bulbs flicker on the walls. Half
are burnt out.
Read or summarize:
The cart pulls up to a wooden dock, allowing
you to exit the vehicle onto a platform. Red
1C) Hippo Crate
velvet ropes lead the way to a waiting room. A
A 10-foot-square white wooden box, covered in
large white crate, painted with colorful polka
colored polka dots, sits in the center of the
dots, rests in the center of the room. Cubbies, waiting room. Touching it causes it to burst
dusty and abused by years of guests, sit empty open, revealing Bubby, a WEREHIPPO. He’s
along the west wall. holding a ‘WELCOME TO HAPPY JACK’S!’ sign in
his mouth, performing simple tricks, and has a
Two small doors and a large door are found nametag that reads ‘BUBBY’.
along the north wall. A painting of a clown
hangs above the large door, a paper banner To read his nametag, PCs must succeed on a DC
dangles from its teeth and reads ‘Welcome to 13 Wisdom (Animal Handling) check. On a failed
check, Bubby turns and nips at the character,
the Funhouse’.
performing a bite attack and potentially
Along the east wall, two wooden tables covered infecting the character with werehippo
lycanthropy.
in loose papers are divided by another door
with a sign above it reading Only Happy Jack’s He’s friendly, but stubborn as hell, and he takes
Personnel Beyond This Point. a bite out of someone who tries to harm him.
He stays in this room unless led elsewhere, and
1A) Stanchions he prefers to stay in his hippo form. Bubby
Velvet ropes are set up to direct crowd lines in responds positively to food.
the west end of the room. The northwest
corner has a conduit on the floor that, when
opened, reveals a ladder leading down to 7L.
1B) Old Souvenirs

Cubbies for souvenirs abandoned by previous
guests. Roll 6 times on the Random Junk chart
to see what has been left behind.

1D) New Workers
Wooden tables line these walls. Posters and Funhouse Gallery Advertisement
pamphlets advertising the Funhouse’s Happy Jack took 8 children into his Funhouse.
attractions litter the area (see Funhouse Gallery They are physically unharmed and kept in Deep
Advertisement). They are listed as follows: Barovia. However, Jack has the power to pull
someone’s childhood or adulthood out of them,
• Ackshie. Survivor and tracker supreme! which manifests as a physical entity—he pulls
• Biggs. No fish can outswim his cast! childhoods out of adults, and he pulls
• Kova. Magician extraordinaire! adulthoods out of children.
• Lucy. The world’s best baker!
• Mervinya. Classiest and sassiest! Jack pulled the adulthood out of the
• Thallon. An explosion of fun! children, which causes the kids to never age,
• Xaolixi. She’ll take your voice away! since their adulthoods are no longer a part of
• Wendrig. No truant kids on his watch! them. Their adulthoods, however, have
manifested as aggressive characters lurking
The northeast corner has a conduit on the about the Funhouse. Called ADULT ASPECTS,
floor that, when opened, reveals a ladder these adulthoods are the imagined form of the
leading down to Area 7N. children’s perceived adulthood—for example,
Wendrig wanted to be a teacher, so his adult
aspect is a stern man casting spells by scrawling
1E) Supply Closet on a blackboard.
This area lies dusty, forlorn and empty. A 1-foot
diameter hole in the wall leads to a conduit on Players come into contact with these
the floor that, when opened, leads down to aspects as they explore—each aspect can be
area 7E. inserted randomly to add flair to an event or
danger to an otherwise innocuous location. Will
1F) Supply Closet the party find Kova hiding behind a wall, or will
they find Mervinya’s corpse stashed away?
Crates and boxes full of blank paper and flyers
Make certain to review the information in the
sit haphazardly throughout this small supply
Funhouse Gallery handout before playing.
closet. Searching thoroughly reveals 3 items
Some DMs may want to pre-populate Jack’s
from the Random Junk table. A 1-foot diameter
Funhouse themselves, others may elect to roll
hole in the wall leads to a conduit on the floor
the dice and see what happens…
that, when opened, leads down to area 7O.
You can find the Funhouse Gallery Chart in
the appendix.

2) Backstage
Appearance: Corridors, closets, and storage

bins. These areas are used by the Funhouse
employees to get back and forth. No circus
decorations are strung up since guests aren’t
allowed here.
Lighting: None whatsoever unless noted.
2A) Empty Storage

Supply closets sit empty and unused, though
scuff marks, shabby, banged up walls, and
mysterious dried puddles or liquid trails indicate
they may have once been used rather heavily.
Upon investigation, there is a 50% chance a
character finds an item from the Random Junk the figures are unpainted, each contains such
table in each closet. life-like expressions and articulated limbs it’s
hard to imagine they aren’t alive. Paint buckets
and paintbrushes of several colors are stacked
2B) Lost Worker nearby, all in good condition.
The exhausted and battered form of a sleeping
human lies crumpled in the corner of an 2D) Costume Closet
otherwise completely empty and remarkably
A sign lying near the entrance reads
small storage closet. Soft snores and fitful
‘COSTUMES’. Thread, yarn, and twine of all
moans and cries come from the occupant, who
colors and shapes crisscross the room, creating
is obviously having some sort of terrible
a thick web of colors.
nightmare.
The floor has been ripped up, exposing a large
An employee from the Gallery Chart is sleeping hole in the center of the room.
in here, waking if the party fail a group DC 12
Dexterity (Stealth) saving throw.
The large hole leads down to the Stitchling’s
Jack (or Reaver) is forcing this Aspect into Design Room (Area 7P).
backbreaking and never-ending labor as an
‘employee’ of the Funhouse. If awakened, the Creatures navigating this room must succeed
aspect yells at the party for interfering with on a DC 12 Dexterity check or find themselves
their sleep. They are nearly mad from caught up within the web of string and yarn. A
exhaustion and attack the party if not left alone, creature caught this way is considered grappled
though they prefer to just go back to sleep. (escape DC 12).
Upon further inspection of the hole, it

2C) Old Figures appears someone or something may have burst
A box containing 20 uncannily carved wooden, through, into, or out of, the room below.
humanoid figurines sits in this closet. Though Remnants of colorful costumes are scattered

about the corners of the room, most are
unraveled, with the threads of the stitching
crisscrossing the room, inexpertly covering the
gaping hole.
2E) Glass and Tools

This storage room contains mirror panes,
suction cup glass lifters, buckets of glue,
hammers, nails, planks, plywood sheets for the
Mirror Maze, and 2 Random Junk.

3) Mirror Maze
Appearance: Wood walls lined with reflective

mirrors. Every wall in this room has a mirror.
10-foot-tall ceiling.
Lighting: None unless noted, though light
sources work at twice their normal luminosity
since light is reflecting off the mirrors. Spells
relying on visual distraction (color spray) are
extremely effective in here (disadvantage on
saves against them).
Mirrors: All doors in this room have mirrors on
the side facing into the room. Ranged attacks
that do radiant damage can be reflected off
the mirrors like a laser.
o Mirrors in the blue areas distort what they
reflect to look bigger (people’s reflections
look fat). A radiant spell reflecting off this
surface deals half as much damage as it
expands.
o Mirrors in the red areas distort what they
reflect to look smaller (people’s reflections
look skinny). A radiant spell reflecting off this
surface deal twice as much damage as it is
focused into a beam.
Traps: Areas with a red X are traps, requiring a
successful DC 14 Wisdom (Perception) check
to notice. Deactivating the traps requires a
successful DC 14 Dexterity check using
thieves’ tools.
The trap is activated by a creature stepping on
the tile, which releases a polymorph spell
stored within the mirror. A creature must
succeed on a DC 14 Wisdom saving throw or
be polymorphed to resemble their distorted
reflection. The effect lasts for one hour but
the creature retains all of its other statistics
and characteristics.
Each trap has only one charge, which recharges
at the next dawn.
3A) Trapped Monster

This walled wooden room is lined with mirrors
on the outside and has no entrance or exit;
however, someone lurks inside. Roll on the

Funhouse Gallery Chart to determine who is 3D) Tasha’s Kiss’ Closet
inside. The occupant will take 1d4 minutes
The outside of the closet’s wooden walls are
breaking the walls down to attack the PCs,
covered in mirrors. Inside stands a 4-foot-tall
should they attract its attention somehow. Roll mirror, covered in a tarp. This mirror acts as a
3 times on the Random Junk chart to see what
portal to one of Jack’s friends – a jester known
else is in here.
as Tasha’s Kiss.
3B) Mirrored Floor DM’s Note:

200 lbs. or more of pressure on this mirrored
If you have The Madhouse of Tasha’s Kiss
floor causes it to shatter, and anyone standing
adventure, adventurers can step through this
on it must succeed on a DC 15 Dexterity saving
pane like a portal and exit from The Mirror in
throw or fall to Area 7K. Grystakk can hear and
Area 7 of The Madhouse of Tasha’s Kiss. They
speak to people close to this area (see area 7K).
can step back through it.
3C) Dead Villain

3E) Ladder Below
An unmoving human corpse lies on the ground. A door hidden behind the mirrors reveals a hole
Next to it is a unique-looking long metal wand in the floor with a ladder leading down to Area
with a wooden handle and a leather shoulder 7R. Roll twice on the Random Junk chart to see
strap. Fastened to the shoulder strap are six what else is stored in this room.
small red tubes with copper caps.
An aspect from the Funhouse Gallery Chart

turned to villainy and has been slain. Its corpse
is here, lying next to it is a boomgun with 6
pieces of ammunition. The boomgun is a
primitive shotgun.
Boomgun
Martial Ranged Weapon, loading
Weight: 8 lbs.
Range: 5/120
Proficiency with martial ranged weapons allows

you to successfully use the boomgun.
The boomgun fires a ball of magical energy

which hits a target of your choice that you can 3F) Advertisement Poster
see within range. A ball deals 10 (3d4 + 3) force
A poster advertising Happy Jack’s Funhouse
damage to its target. In addition, the target
must succeed on a DC 12 Strength saving throw adorns this mirrorless segment of wall. A white-
or be pushed back 10 feet. faced clown with fiery red hair and piercing blue
eyes grins happily.
The boomgun has the loading property and
must be reloaded using an action after firing
The poster comes to life and speaks to the
one piece of ammunition.
party, taunting them. The animated face has

the personality of a hyper-depressed clown
forced to be happy, and extremely unstable
mannerisms. The disembodied clown claims:
• I needs the kids so I can stay happy.

• I NEED TO BE HAPPY!
• You can’t take them from me!
• Play with the grownups I made for you!
Happy Jack’s Poster comes to life if goaded,

attacking the adventurers.

4) Stairs & Scares
Appearance: Wooden walls painted with zany,

wacky carnival nonsense – jumping unicorns,
hippopotamuses, metal constructs, candy,
and balloons.
Lighting: Carnival lights, half of them burnt
out, of several colors. They flash, giving off
dim light. The few lights that work are caked
with grime and dust.
4A) Wraparound Room

As the adventurers enter this area, read or
summarize:
The phrase ‘Happy Jack Loves You!’ and images

of screaming and laughing demons and devils
• The creature suffers the effects of the
are painted on the walls of this area. crown of madness spell – seeing all of
The walls are constructed using loose blocks of their fellow adventurers changed into
pressed wood, crumbling if they are pushed too clowns with razor-sharp, bloody teeth.
hard. • The creature suffers the effects of the
dissonant whispers spell – hearing the
Traps haunting music of an organ grinder and
the maniacal hooting of a monkey. If a
Certain areas of the floor are trapped, requiring
creature suffers this effect, hearing
a successful DC 14 Wisdom (Perception) check
either of these sounds again terrifies
to notice. A successful DC 14 Dexterity check
them. The creature must succeed on a
using thieves’ tools is required to deactivate the
DC 14 Wisdom saving throw or suffer
trap.
from short-term madness for 1 minute.
If stepped on, the trap releases a puff of gas
Each trap has one charge, which recharges at
from above the creature’s head, affecting only
dawn.
that creature. Choose from one of the below or
roll 1d4:
4B) Broken Chainsaw Construct
• The creature suffers the effects of the As the adventurers approach this area, read or
confusion spell for 1 minute. summarize:
• The creature suffers the effects of the
A metallic, human-sized construct lays on the
phantasmal force spell for 1 minute,
screaming in terror as it witnesses a floor, holding an odd metal contraption in its
giant clown, who is trying to step on hand.
them with its giant, red floppy shoes,
chasing them through a land made of
candy canes, gum drops, and caramel
lakes.

A collapsed, non-functional, metal-framed, Chainsaw
construct has fallen face first through this wall, Martial Melee Weapon
breaking and twisting the odd weapon in its Weight: 8 lbs.
hands. A metal track in the room indicates the
construct was meant to burst through the fake Proficiency with martial melee weapons allows
wall and scare guests with the chainsaw. you to add your proficiency bonus to the attack
roll for any attack you make with a chainsaw.
Treasure
1 liter of gasoline can be syphoned or poured It takes 1 round to activate a chainsaw and it
from the broken chainsaw, and 100 sp worth of uses 1 liter of gasoline per hour it is activated. It
scrap silver can be pulled from the construct. deals 3d6 slashing damage on melee attacks,
but no modifiers are applied to damage rolls.
4C) Working Chainsaw
On a successful hit, the chain blade gets caught
Construct
up in armor, clothing, flesh, and bone and the
Standing in front of 4D) Switchback Stairs target is grappled (escape DC 12). Melee attacks
activates the Chainsaw Construct. The construct have advantage against targets grappled this
bursts through a fake wall and charges 15 feet way.
westward while waving about a functioning
chainsaw, which starts when the construct is
activated. Each creature in this 15-foot line 4D) Switchback Ladders
must make a DC 14 Dexterity saving throw. A
creature suffers 3d6 slashing damage on a failed A bizarre contraption lies across an open pit –
save, or no damage on a successful one. four ladders, each 2 ½ feet wide and divided by
a wall in the middle, shake and move in
Treasure opposite directions.
If the adventurers destroy the construct, it can
be looted for 1 liter of gasoline and 100 sp
Four 2.5-foot-wide by 15-foot-long ladders,
worth of scrap silver. It also has a working
divided by a wall in the middle, lay flat across an
Chainsaw. A creature succeeding on a DC 15
open 5-foot-deep pit. Each ladder moves,
Wisdom (Insight) or Intelligence (Arcana) check
rotating back and forth and in opposite
learns how to start and operate the chainsaw
directions, making them difficult terrain.
Anyone trying to cross the ladders at normal
speed must succeed on a DC 14 Dexterity saving
throw or fall prone, suffering 1d6 bludgeoning
damage. A prone creature attempting to stand
must succeed on a DC 14 Dexterity saving throw
or fall prone again.
Standing in front of the ladders activates the

Working Chainsaw Construct (See Area 4C).

4E) The Peddler 4G) Amviper Tunnel
This six-foot diameter circular tunnel spins one
A whirring noise and a soft voice are heard from full rotation every 6 seconds. A successful DC 12
behind the walls in the center of the room. Dexterity (Acrobatics) check is required to cross
this tunnel without falling prone.
A character from the Funhouse Gallery Chart
Falling prone in this tunnel causes it to
sits on a stationary bike in this enclosed area,
detach from its holdings and roll southwards,
brainwashed by Happy Jack to “just keep on
spinning anyone inside for 1d4 bludgeoning
peddling, yep, that’s what I do, THAT’S WHAT I
damage. It comes to a stop near Area 4K,
LOVE TO DO!”
slamming into the button nearby and releasing
the Amviper.
A 5-foot-square glass door in the north end
allows people to see inside and enter. The
peddler attacks if the adventurers do anything 4H) Gallery Tunnel
to stop it from peddling (even only suggesting This six-foot diameter circular tunnel spins one
they stop). The peddling produces electricity, full rotation every 6 seconds. A successful DC 12
and if the peddling stops, the following Dexterity (Acrobatics) check is required to cross
happens: this tunnel without falling prone.
• All lights in Area 1 and Area 4 go out. Falling prone in this tunnel causes it to detach
• The trap in 4C ceases to function. from its holdings and roll northward, stopping
• The rotating switchback stairs in 4D after only 5 feet of movement. South of this
stop rotating. tunnel is 1 Random Junk and someone from the
• The tunnels in 4E stop rotating. Funhouse Gallery Chart, who is now freed and
• The tunnels in 4F and 4G stop rotating antagonistic towards anyone it sees.
and immediately roll down their ramps
(subsequently freeing the amviper and 4I) Mirror Maze Entrance
the other Funhouse Gallery member).
A door, covered in sharp, broken shards of glass
4F) Rotating Tunnel somehow glued to the wood, is flanked by a
This six-foot diameter circular tunnel spins one brilliantly lit neon orange sign, reading ‘WALLS
full rotation every 6 seconds. A successful DC 12 OF GLASS’.
Dexterity (Acrobatics) check is required to cross
the tunnel without falling prone. On a failed A smaller, discolored and crumpled paper sign is
check, a creature begins rolling around inside, taped to the wall nearby above a rubbish bin.
suffering 1d4 points of bludgeoning damage.
A character approaching the door sees their
A prone creature must succeed on a DC 12
reflection, fragmented, broken, and pale from
Dexterity (Acrobatics) check to stand or exit the
the fluorescent light.
rotating tunnel. On a failure, they continue to
roll around in the tunnel, suffering 1d4
The smaller, discolored crumpled paper sign
bludgeoning damage on each failure.
above a rubbish bin reads ‘No Drinks Allowed!’
If characters inspect the waste bin, roll twice on
the Random Junk table to see what is inside.


4J) Rollaway Path
A 5-degree incline tunnel meant for the AMVIPER
Amviper Tunnel (4G) to roll down. Higher end is A snake-like monster, once human, now a
near 4G, lower end is near 4K. victim of Reaver after she had the Stitchling
make “something like the Devil Strahd, but
4K) Amviper Pen snakey!” Her twisted mind has one purpose – to
rid the world of anything joyful. This goes
The interior of the room is surrounded with
against Jack’s personal beliefs, so he’s placed
mirrors, including the floors and ceiling. The air
her in this room. She’s a fantastic specimen to
inside is humid and damp, with a musky,
view but she isn’t a great interactive Funhouse
animalistic scent. A segment near the north end
attraction.
is a two-way viewing mirror that’s transparent
to people looking into the pen. Inside the mirror
A creation of the Stitchling, the amviper recalls
lies the AMVIPER.
very little of her past. Only her original name,
Herva, and a few memories of living happily in a
Button small village float in her maddened mind. If the
Pressing a nearby button causes the two-way adventurers are lucky enough to speak with her,
viewing mirror to slide up, allowing access to they may learn this and may wish to help. Herva
the interior. If the Rollaway Tunnel (4G) is explains that destroying her creator, a
triggered, it inadvertently presses this button monstrous creature located in the lower level
when it stops rolling, releasing the amviper, (Stitchling: Area 7P) releases her from her co-
who then escapes and travels to Area 4I: Mirror mingled form, separating Herva and the giant
Maze. constrictor snake she shares a body with. If this
occurs, the giant constrictor snake attacks the
As the adventurers near this room, read or party. Herva’s memories flood back and she
summarize: recalls her history and the day she was
A 5-foot-tall by 5-foot-wide window is set in the abducted by an old hag-like creature. Herva’s
village isn’t very far away and she offers to cook
middle of the wall. Condensation covers the
the party a tasty meal and allow them some
other side of the widow, allowing for only a relaxation time.
hazy view of a completely mirrored room. A
distorted and unrecognizable humanoid figure, The AMVIPER feels most comfortable
concealed by the hazed view, moves within. surrounded by mirrors since she has no
reflection—she can sneak up on prey easier
If the Rollaway Tunnel (4G) was activated, (and see their reflections). She prefers to attack
the barrel pressed the button, lowering the for one or two rounds, then flee, returning to
glass window. Pressing the button again raises attack later. If freed, she prefers to lurk in the
the two-way mirror. Mirror Room (Area 3) and ambush her next
meal. She can also shapeshift into a swarm of
Read or summarize: poisonous snakes and lurk in the conduits. She
fears the Serpent Council, which is Reaver’s
A large barrel, like the rolling tunnels you
former caravan.
encountered earlier, rests in front of a 5-foot-
tall by 5-foot-wide opening set in the middle of
the wall, revealing a completely mirrored room.
A few pieces of debris are scattered about the
floor, along with another small mirror.

4L) Balloon Pop 4M) Grown-Up Room
The west wall is covered in various balloons of A 1-inch diameter tunnel (large enough for a
different colors (8 red, 8 blue, 8 green, 8 Tiny creature to fit through) from the Balloon
yellow). A wooden table has 32 darts lying on it. Pop room leads into a room made completely
The balloons have an AC 10 and one hit point. If of ancient black stone that radiates hellish
a balloon is popped with a dart, the following magic. This room can be accessed by popping a
effects take place, depending on the color of red balloon in the Balloon Pop room. A creature
balloon: standing in this at the end of its turn must
succeed on a DC 18 Constitution saving throw
• Red: Blood seeps from the attacker’s or age 1 year.
eyes, dealing 1d4 necrotic damage. If a
balloon is burst, Jack’s voice echoes, “I Effects include:
only put the sad ones in the ‘Grown-Up • Rapid beard and hair balding, greying,
Room’” and the 1-inch tunnel to the or growth of 6 inches per year.
Grown-Up Room (4M) expands to 5 feet • Rapid fingernail and toenail growth up
in diameter for 1 minute before to 1 inch long per year, which causes
shrinking back. difficulty handling weapons and painful
• Blue: 1 Random Junk falls out. walking until trimmed.
• Green: If she is still alive, the amviper • Rapid weight-loss up to 10 lbs. per year.
(Area 4K) takes 1d6 necrotic damage.
Her painful screams are heard echoing The withered corpse of someone from the
throughout the Funhouse. Funhouse Gallery Chart lies in the corner. Three
Random Junk items are found on the body.
• Yellow: A note falls out, each titled
‘What I’m Happy For...’ These are
written in childish scribbles and signed 4N) Tunnel Conduit (Upper)
by the children Jack holds in his secret A floor hatch opens to a ladder leading down to
place. area 7E.
YELLOW BALLOON NOTES

I can stay outside and play in the dirt forever!
1 I never have to put on my nice clothes or
wash behind my ears again! Ackshie
Fishing all day. I’ll get the big one—then a
2
bigger one! Briggs
Abra-cadaboleth! Yeah! A new magician is in
3
town! Kova
They’ll know that I can bake! I’ll feed the
4
village! Lucy
Just to be pretty… to have food…to have
5 money. I don’t have to starve again.
Mervinya
BIG GUN BIG PIRATE BULLET YEAH WOOWOO
6
KABOOM! Thallon
So many will listen. So many will sit and listen
7
for once. Wenrig
A book, a library, a world of reading. Peace…
8
and quiet… Xaolixi

5) Kid’s Zone
Appearance: Colorful murals of kids playing

games and having fun cover the walls. Various
painted phrases:
I never want to leave!
At Happy Jack’s! Why go home?
The best fun in all of Barovia!
Can I be a clown when I grow up?
Let’s stay forever!
Lighting: Halogen bulbs described as tiny orbs
of light screwed into the wall. Over-the-top,
flashing, like a kids’ cartoon cranked to a
nightmare maximum. Almost blinding up on Area 6B: Dais. Oinkfat also falls through
strobes. this pipe, with a loud and terrified squeal.
5C) Blanket Crates

5A) Ball Pit
Five crates contain scrap-made blankets, sewn
A 5-foot-wide path surrounds a large pit filled from discarded and lost-and-found children’s
clothes, which are meant to sit on while going
with blue, yellow, green, and red balls the size
down the slide.
of apples. A soft boom is heard, originating
from under the balls. Then, something moves,
5D) Fun Slide
causing the balls to shuffle about.
A multicolored slide built for racing leads down
A 10-foot-deep pit, filled with 3,000 into the darkness. A red lane, with the word
multicolored balls made from an odd material ‘Ketchup’ painted in big block letters with a
(plastic), takes up nearly the entire room. The childish hand is on the far left, with a yellow
walls of the pit are slick, as though grease were ‘Mustard’ lane in the middle, and of course,
cast on them. If the balls are thrown about with
green ‘Relish’ to the right.
any force, they pop, dealing 1 point of fire
damage to whatever they hit. If characters play
in the ball pit, they should make ranged attack While sliding down, an adventurer hears
rolls at whatever they are throwing at. cheering, laughing, and clapping for their color
or condiment and emerges into area 7C of the
A lost pig named Oinkfat is at the bottom of Undervents.
the pit, eating the plastic balls. The balls
explode in his belly, but they don’t hurt him 5E) Storage Rooms
because he is immortal. He got lost from Area
These closets are filled with spare orbs of light,
7K: Petting Zoo, but he seems to like it here
bright carnival clothes, paint, ladders, hammers,
better.
nails, and glue.
5B) Pit Plug

A four-foot diameter plug that, if removed,
causes the balls to drain from the pit and end

5F) Happy Jack Mascot
A medium-sized mascot suit of Jack, complete
with giant clown shoes, foam hands, and a
massive papier-mâché sculpt of Jack’s smiling
head is on display in this room.
Wearing the costume grants advantage on

checks to disguise as one of Jack’s employees; it
also scares adults and delights most children.
Characters and the Costume

If a creature suffered the effect of the
phantasmal force spell in Area 4A, they must
make a DC 14 Wisdom saving throw. On a
failure, the creature suffers short-term
madness for 1d10 minutes as it recalls the
horrors of the giant clown who was trying to
step on them.
If a creature suffered the effect of the crown

of madness spell in Area 4A, they must succeed
on a DC 14 Wisdom saving throw. On a failure,
they feel compelled to attack the costume for
1d4 minutes.
5G) Storage Room Conduit

These closets are filled with spare glass blubs,
bright carnival clothes, paint, ladders, hammers,
nails, and glue. A creature succeeding on a DC
14 Wisdom (Perception) check finds a conduit
hatch and ladder leading to Area 7A hidden
under the supplies.

6) Reaver’s Rise
Appearance: Walls bedecked with paintings of

a Vistani crone.
Lighting: Low purple light emanating from
ceiling-mounted glass driftglobes in every
room. These lights act as ultraviolet
blacklights, revealing fluid stains on the
adventurers and within the room. A creature
recently splattered with blood lights up in
glowing white patches and splotches.
6A) Planar Vortex

This wheel-shaped room is 40-foot-wide. Four
purple globes hang near the 15-foot-tall ceiling,
their purplish lights creating glowing white spell three times per day while standing on the
splotches on your armor and clothing. dais.
A 10-foot-tall cylindrical wooden platform Operating the Planar Vortex

stands in the middle of the room. The walls are A switch on the dais turns on the Planar Vortex,
covered in glowing neon paintings of the astral causing the wheel-shaped room to quickly spin.
universe and glowing footprints, both child and The dais is fixed to the floor and isn’t affected
adult sized. by the spinning. Gravitational force throws
anyone in the Planar Vortex towards the walls,
slowly increasing in force per round:
The blacklight driftglobes cause the colors of
the paintings to glow and pop. The light also
reveals glowing footprints which were created Planar Vortex Effects be Round
by past guests. 1. Strength save DC 5 or fall prone.
2. Strength save DC 10 or fall prone.
3. Strength save DC 15 or fall prone, pressed
6B) Dais against the wall.
A 10-foot-tall, raised cylindrical wooden 4. Gravity allows people to stand on the wall.
platform. A member of the Funhouse Gallery 5. Unsecured objects and projectiles are flung
Chart (or Reaver) sits in the center. If Reaver towards the wall.
escaped at the beginning of the adventure, she 6. Walking on the wall is possible, but it is
is found here instead of the Funhouse Gallery difficult terrain.
member.
Dais Shield Ball Pit Plug

Due to the chaotic nature of the room and the When approached, the Funhouse Gallery aspect
tendency of children to be holding sticky (or Reaver) hits a button on the dais to pop
sweets, hot treats, or a smuggled ball from the open the plug in Area 5B: Ball Pit, causing the
ball pit, the dais operator can activate a shield balls and Oinkfat to launch up through a 3-foot
hole in the center of the dais (100 balls per

round). By the 5th round of the Planar Vortex’s black shot is fired at a target, it deals no
activation, gravity flings the balls outward at damage to the target. Instead, it teleports the
anyone along the walls. Each round, up to three user into one of the chairs.
balls may come into contact with a character,
forcing them to make a DC 10 Dexterity saving The targets are magically tuned to the
throw. On a failure, 1d6 balls (and maybe a pig) weapons, reducing the probability of a miss and
hit them and explode, dealing 1 fire damage effectively giving the targets an AC of 5.
and 2 (1d4) bludgeoning damage from the force
of the throw. Oinkfat is frightened of everyone Flim-Flam Ammunition
in the room and squeals in terror as he is tossed Weapon, very rare
about. If a character rolls a 1 on their Dexterity
save, Oinkfat slams into them, dealing 8 (2d8) Flim-Flam ammunition deals no damage.
bludgeoning damage and leaving a trail of snot Instead, on impact, it creates a puff of
and pig drool on their clothes or armor, which brimstone and teleports the user to an empty
then glows due to the blacklights. space within 5 feet of the ammunitions point of
impact. On a failed attack roll, the user is
6C) Dunking Booth teleported to wherever the ammunition lands.
Three chairs, with archery targets next to each, Once the teleportation property is used, the
rest above three 5-foot-wide and 5-foot-deep piece of ammunition becomes nonmagical.
basins along the north wall. A wooden
countertop separates the room from the chairs 6D) Basin of Youth
and basins. On the counter are a lime green Strapped in a chair over the right most basin is a
shortbow, a pink sling, and a yellow light member of the Funhouse Gallery Chart, but
crossbow. Additionally, 14 pieces of ancient and withered—appearing dead. Close
ammunition are present for each weapon. inspection reveals this person isn’t dead, but
Among the ammunition are 2 jet-black arrows, extremely old and haggard - aged by the
Grown-Up Room (4M).
stones, and bolts.
A sign above the chairs reads ‘Be Young Again! Youth Tonic
Play in the Water!’ This basin is filled with a magical, sparkly, clear
liquid. Any living creature that touches the
liquid must succeed on a DC 20 Constitution
A wooden countertop separates the chairs from saving throw or age in reverse at a rate of 2
the rest of the room. When the targets are hit, years per round. Removing itself from the water
they dump whoever is in the chair into the ends the aging. Water removed from the basin
basin. The left two chairs are empty, but hitting causes it to lose its magic. Members of the
their targets causes the floor to drop out and Funhouse Gallery have no childhood and thus
reveals ladders down to Area 7B. stop de-aging before they reach adolescence.
Bows & Ammo & Targets Characters as Children

The lime-green shortbow and pink sling are To keep things simple, if players are reduced to
magical +1 items. children, apply disadvantage to any rolls they
would make on attack rolls, skill checks, and
The black ammunition radiates conjuration ability saving throws using their Strength,
magic (teleportation) if detected for magic. If a Dexterity, or Constitution scores. Some of them

may be too small for their armor to fit or too
weak to lift heavy weapons.
6E) Reaver’s Room

A sign above the door reads ‘Reaver’s Room.
Also, this door is hexed!’
The door isn’t hexed. Inside is a single tattered
bedroll and a small nightstand holding a piece
of sharpened charcoal and a leather-bound
journal. The whole room stinks of sewage and
tobacco. Inside the bedroll is a Serpent Figurine.
Serpent Figurine
Wondrous Item, rare
A rare trinket created by the Stitchling.

Possession of this figure prevents any form of
aging, reverse or forward. Reaver sleeps with it
because “Eighty is the best decade I’ve
experienced in a hundred years!”
Reaver’s Journal
Reaver has kept a journal since she learned
Jack’s last name is von Zarovich. She believes
Jack is a descendant of Strahd von Zarovich, but
he’s not. Or is he?
Only a few pages of the journal are legible. The

rest are smeared with charcoal. They read:
• Poor Jacky is so sad. Haha!

• Taught Jacky a few dark spells today.
He’s very talented.
• My plan is working. The more he learns,
the more his mind twists. It won’t be
long.
• Soon! He’ll break soon! Then his
bloodline’s power will be released.

7) The Undervents
Appearance: Unpainted wooden tunnels and
halls along a basement floor of the Funhouse.
Grimy and dirty.
Lighting: None, unless noted.
Planar Sores: The planar ties waver down
here, and empty patches of black ethereal
nothingness spread across areas of the floor.
If anyone steps into these black patches, they
fall through and are spat out within 5 feet of a
different planar sore (determined randomly)
and take 1d6 bludgeoning damage.
Represented by red blobs on the map for
Area 7.
Pipelines: Several 5-inch diameter conduit
pipelines connect the rooms. Only Tiny-sized
creatures can fit inside. They are mostly used
by the snakes of the Serpent Council.
7A) Kid Zone Conduit

A ladder leads up to a hatch to Area 5G.
Roleplaying Sallie (Sail-E)
7B) Sallie and the Dunking Booth Sallie is a brazen, crass, and spoiled 10-year
old girl who sometimes uses inappropriate
This room collects the runoff from the Dunking
language. She doesn’t introduce herself.
Booth.
Instead, she points at her nametag. If her
name is mispronounced as Sally, she quickly
A sobbing girl, wearing a blue dress with a
corrects the person, stating, “No! It’s Sail-E.”
nametag sticker that reads ‘SALLIE’, roams this
tunnel, avoiding the planar sores by joyfully
She’s a nuisance and a pest. It’s no wonder
jumping and skipping over them. She was with
Jack kicked her back to the Funhouse.
Jack and the other children, but Jack booted her
back to the Funhouse because she wasn’t very
happy or very fun. She wants to get out and
demands the adventurers help her. She can also 7C) Lower Fun Slide
lead them to Area 7R: Jack’s Room, where she The Fun Slide in aArea 5D continues beneath
and the other children entered a funny, spiral the main floor. The incline travels west to east
portal. and ends north of Area 7H. Anyone using the
slide risks sliding into the planar sore that has
grown in the middle of the slide. Avoiding it
requires a successful DC 14 Dexterity
(Acrobatics) or Strength (Athletics) check.
Certain lanes are safer than others (see map).

7D) Slide Stop Destroying the Generators
A 5-foot by 25-foot ‘pit-stop’ of the fun slide Whether by PC attacks, collateral damage, or
that has no incline. Players may leap to this side the ball pit balls exploding near the area (see
when making checks to avoid the planar sore. Second Plug at Area 7F), if a generator is
This room also contains four boxes, each full of destroyed, it creates a ball of electricity,
burlap sacks, nails, hammers, old boards, and 1 damaging anything within a 20-foot radius. A
Random Junk item. creature in this radius must make a DC 12
Dexterity saving throw. On a failure, the
creature takes 6d6 lightning damage, or half
7E) Tunnel Conduit (Lower)
damage on a successful save.
A ladder leads up to a hatch to Area 4N.
Destroying one generator sets off a chain
7F) Ball Pit Drain reaction to any other generators nearby (each
If the Pit Plug from Area 5B is removed, the explodes 1 round later). When all four are
balls flow through this 3-foot-wide pipe towards destroyed, they generate enough damage to
Area 7G. The pipe travels over the fun slide. obliterate Areas 6A, 6B, 7G, and 7H, tearing a
People passing beneath the slide can see the portal in the planar dimension that leads to
pipe hanging from the ceiling. Deep Barovia (if Oinkfat the pig ends up here,
he’s okay—he’s immortal!—He’ll find his way to
Second Ball Pit Plug Deep Barovia, where he’ll seek out the nearest
A second plug rests on the bottom of this pipe. patch of truffles for a nice, non-explosive meal).
If removed, the balls (and pig) spill onto the
slide and roll down to the generators at Area 7H 7I) Serpent Council Chamber
instead of the launcher at Area 7G. When the This room can only be accessed by Tiny or
balls pile up near the generators, they explode smaller creatures. If entered, read or
(see 7H: Destroying the Generators). summarize:
7G) Ball Pit Launcher This dimly lit room is filled with an incessant
If the Planar Vortex (Area 6A) is activated, any hiss and the smell of musk. A writhing mass in
balls (and pig) draining from the ball pit end up the center, a large ball of snakes, moves and
here and are launched up to Area 6B: Dais for undulates like a heartbeat. Hundreds of tiny
the Gallery Member to use as weapons. eyes glitter in the dim light.
7H) Vortex Generators A small crack in the 30-foot-tall ceiling allows

Four magical generators hidden behind the light to slip through. The open areas of the floor
walls give off a low humming noise. They are covered in crunchy skins shed from snakes.
provide electricity for the Planar Vortex (6A). Conduit pipelines jut from several directions,
They can’t be moved without being destroyed. and a massive pile of 20 swarms of poisonous
The generators have an AC 10 and 10 hit points. snakes rests in the center of the room.
A creature succeeding on a DC 16 Wisdom
(Perception) check notices the secret doors If the amviper is destroyed, the swarms of
used to access the generators. poisonous vipers are instead replaced by
hundreds of dead human bodies packed so
tightly in the room that blood pours from the
conduit pipelines into adjacent rooms.


Serpent Council 7K) Petting Zoo
When the amviper bites victims, they become
piles of poisonous snakes. Over the years, A large sign above the door reads ‘Petting Zoo’.
several of these viper swarms have collected The petting zoo hasn’t been used for quite a
into a writhing ball hidden beneath the planar while. It was too tedious to set up and maintain.
Funhouse. They are the Serpent Council—a The room is a now storage unit for the old fence
hivemind with multiple memories of multiple posts and rusty barbed wire. Several old, beat
lives. They want the amviper dead, but know up signs lay on the floor:
that if she dies, they will revert into humanoid
form and be crushed by the sudden Bubby the Human Hippo
transformation within the confined area. Most Oinkfat the Immortal Pig
of them are Vistani from the caravan that Grystakk the Terrible
Reaver infiltrated.
Joining. Any character transformed into a
swarm of poisonous snakes by the amviper may
Grystakk’s Lair
join the Snake Council by slithering into the pile, A 10-foot-square mirror on the ceiling contains
receiving an influx of hundreds of memories— the reflected spirit of Grystakk, the miniature
all victims of the amviper. Characters may leave Young Green Dragon who used to be in the
once joined, but their outlook on life is changed petting zoo. The dragon was placed here by the
and the memories of countless others follows Stitchling on Reaver’s orders. He wants to be
them forever. destroyed, allowing him, finally, to die. This can
Freedom. They want the amviper dead, but be done by breaking the mirror. If another
mirror is pressed against his, he can jump into
know that if she dies, they will revert into
the new mirror. If the adventurers press the
humanoid form and be crushed by the sudden
mirror to Tasha’s Kiss’ realm (Area 3D) up
transformation within the confined areas. They
against Grystakk’s mirror, he can hop to Tasha’s
need to be spread out or freed from the
Kiss’ world and manifest as a miniature young
Funhouse before the amviper is slain. (20d10 +
green dragon.
100 humanoid commoners in total make up the
council). If freed and returned to humanoid
form, they stay together - forming a commune Grystakk
somewhere, possibly asking the adventurers for A miniature young green dragon has the same
help establishing a new village and community, statistics as a young green dragon but is only
with a Vistani flair, built on “the greater good.” half the size, making Grystakk a Medium-sized
Knowledge. Adventurers can find creature.
knowledge on many things by conversing with
the Serpent Council. They know Jack’s history, 7L) Waiting Room Conduit 1
Reaver’s schemes, and that the Funhouse A ladder leads to a hatch to the conduit in the
Gallery members are constructed aspects northwestern most corner of Area 1A.
created by Jack from children he has captured.
7M) Waiting Room Conduit 2

7J) Causeway A ladder leads to a hatch to the conduit in Area
An open, empty floor with a large planar sore in 1E.
the center. This is the central hub of the
undervents. 7N) Waiting Room Conduit 3
A ladder leads to a hatch to the conduit in Area
1F.

7O) Waiting Room Conduit 3 A planar sore curdles in the southeast corner,
and four pieces of Random Junk lie scattered
A ladder leads to a hatch to the conduit in the along the shelves.
northeastern most corner of Area 1A.
The Trinket Grimoire rests on a pedestal in
7P) Stitchling’s Design Room plain sight—characters may pick it up and look
Miles of yarn, string, and thread weave around through it, becoming privy to all items the
this room. The ceiling is ripped out, creating an Stitchling can make for them.
opening leading up to Area 2D. Piles of
unraveled clothes lie scattered in the corners. DM’s Note:
Sitting in the center is the Stitchling. A sign Give players the Trinket Grimoire (Players)
along the west wall reads ‘THE STITCHLING’ chart in the appendix but keep the Trinket
while a sign above the eastern path reads Grimoire (DM) chart for yourself and consult it
‘TRINKET EXCHANGE RECIPES’. when they offer ingredients to the Stitchling.
The Stichling 7R) Happy Jack’s Room

A multi-armed, sessile, mix of scrambling hands, This is Jack’s private space, where he comes to
needles, and thread. She was a drider before get away from the hustle and bustle of the
some weird curse wracked her further. Nobody Funhouse. Even Jack needs quiet time.
knows where Jack found her. Not even Jack
knows why she exists. Reaver can’t find any Read or summarize:
evidence of the Stitchling’s kind in any tome,
coven, or divine jaunt. Jack tucks the Stitchling The room is tidy, neat, and clean. A picture
away where few people can find her. hangs on the north wall above an antique
The Stitchling stays dormant until someone rocking chair and a small table, which holds a
enters her room. She doesn’t speak, but merely
few knick-knacks.
waits with her numerous hands folded in front
of her. She’s like a machine—give her raw
A desk with several pieces of parchment paper,
materials, and she uses her magic to knit them
into something weird. Much of the stuff found quill, ink, and a small yellow box, rests along the
on the Random Junk table is meant to be given east wall.
to her as raw ingredients.
Consult the Trinket Grimoire chart in the A wooden ladder, leading up, is attached to the
back to see what the Stitchling can make. southern wall and a small tunnel leads off to the
Characters can find a copy of the list in Area 7Q. west.
One such recipe (Jack’s Key) is a pathway to
reach Jack. The Picture
The picture is of a young Jack and his parents,
painted quickly but neatly by a merchant who
7Q) Trinket Shop made a living doing this for new arrivals to
Waterdeep.
Old, dusty shelves, some containing a few
items, line the walls of this room. A pedestal in A young man, accompanied by a woman
the middle of the room holds a leather-bound holding a small child, stand next to a sign that
tome, and a red mass hums and pulsates in the reads Welcome to Waterdeep. Scribbled across
southeast corner. the bottom of the picture is ‘von Zarovich
Family’.

The Table acrobat. It wasn’t Jack’s idea to send her off.
The table holds a few odds and ends, which Jack Reaver persuaded the two that the young
picked up during his travels. woman needed training in an art that neither of
them could provide. In truth, Reaver noticed
A red and blue toy top, a figurine of a black the connection between the two and decided it
horse wearing a white saddle, a magnifying was in her best interest to separate them.
glass, and two scrolls rest on the table.
The Yellow Box
Both the toy top and magnifying glass work The yellow box is a letterbox with a slit in the
properly. The scrolls are rare subclasses – Jester top. Scribbled on the box is ‘Children, tell Happy
and The College of the Clown. The horse figurine Jack what makes you happy. If you do, we’ll go
is Jack’s trusty mount Jingles, who is a figurine
to my secret, happy place ’.
of wondrous power.
The box is empty, but if the adventurers find
Figurine of Wondrous Power - Jingles any of the notes in the yellow balloons of the
Wondrous item, uncommon Balloon Pop (Area 4L) and place one in the box,
a portal to Jack in Deep Barovia appears.
This figurine of a black horse can become a
horse wearing a white saddle adorned with Additionally, one of the characters could
jingle bells, which cannot be removed. Once it write their own note. Once the note is placed in
has been used, it can't be used again until the the letterbox, the portal to Jack’s secret place
following dawn. While in horse form, the opens.
figurine allows you to cast the animal
messenger spell on it at will.
For more information, please refer to the 5th

edition Dungeon Master’s Guide.
The Ladder
The ladder leads to a hatch to the conduit in
Area 3E.
The Desk
The desk is a basic writing desk with a single
drawer, which contains a leather diary. Pages in
the diary consist of random sentences, each
one addressed to Annalyse. A few of the
sentences read:
Annalyse, I hope your training is going well.

Annalyse, I miss your giggle.
Annalyse, your name is beauty to me.
Annalyse, I. I’m at a loss for words when I think
of you.
Annalyse is a student of Jack’s. She’s currently

traveling with a circus and training to be an

Part 3: Deep Barovia The portal to Deep Barovia dumps the party in
Barovia. A massive, 100-foot-tall tree, blooming
This Barovian planar shard is the true home of with bright flowers and yellow fruit, grows on a
Jack—his Funhouse is merely a bridge. Once the small hill. The lush green grass extends in a 25-
party reaches this point, they have proven foot-radius before reverting to dead, grey grass.
victorious to his manipulating schemes and
found a way to outplay his tricks. Only Jack and Eating the tree’s fruit heals 2d4 + 2 HP.
his captive children exist in here.
The Children & The Tree
There are several ways to get here:
Eight children play around the tree—these are
the children who served as sources for the
• Stitchling: The party can have the
Funhouse. Jack kidnapped them and magically
Stitchling craft Jack’s Key, which opens
ripped their adulthoods from them to stock his
a portal to Deep Barovia.
Funhouse, then placed them near his Time Tree
• Amviper: Slaying the amviper causes to keep it vibrant and young. The kids don’t
the nearest mirror to become a portal know they are being used as spiritual batteries
leading to Deep Barovia. to brighten up Jack’s desolate homeland.
• Planar Vortex: Destroying the Planar They’re having fun, oblivious to their plight.
Vortex generators opens a portal to
Barovia.
• Children: If all party members become
Happy Jack
children by using the Basin of Youth, Jack plays with and entertains the children near
Jack voluntarily opens a portal to his lair his tree. Like a birthday party clown, he blows
and invites them in. balloons, throws pies, performs magic tricks,
• Happy Jack’s Room: Placing one of the and speaks in wacky voices. When he sees the
adventurers, he drops the happy act. Play up
notes from Area 4L: Balloon Room into
the sinister atmosphere:
the yellow letterbox, or a character
writing their own note and placing it in
The kids stop laughing…
the box, causes a portal to Deep
The tree dims in hue…
Barovia to open..
Jack’s sharp teeth grow out as he slowly
turns toward the adventurers…
Barovian Time Tree
When the party use one of the portals, read or Jack plays like a criminal caught in the act
summarize: who wants to justify his actions. He is lost in
nostalgic youth because he had a terrible
The portal transports you to a rolling prairie of childhood—Jack refuses to accept that the past
dead grass. Dusk looms in this cold, dead area, can never be revisited. He claims he wants to
and the smells of rot and decay dance on a cool keep the kids “safe,” but he’s delusional—a
breeze. criminal who can’t accept that he is the
damaged one and that he has no right to keep
In the distance, a tall tree, blooming with pink these kids for his sanity. He doesn’t want the
flowers and yellow fruit, grows on a hillside PCs to sympathize, but simply know where he
covered in lush green grass. A tall figure with stands:
fiery red hair laughs and claps as eight children
“Children are fun—they don’t know what
chase each other around the tree. horrors lie in adulthood.”

▪ Trickery: Any PCs who enter his realm as
“I made the children better. Now they will never children are suspected to be kids who want
grow old. Now they will never stain the world.” to play with Jack and the others. The
adventurers can use this to their advantage,
“Be you heroes? I’m these kids’ hero. I’m the catching Jack unawares and killing him, or
hero I never had. At this tree, they can be fleeing with the children.
whatever they want to be—for eternity. And
Jack’s Tactics
you would take that from them? You, heroes?”
“That’s the final act. My curtain drops today.

Such a good show. Such a fun show…”
Gather ‘round, Children
“What’s your sad origin? Surely one of you has Happy Jack commands the charmed children to
had parents murdered by orcs, goblins—or gather around him, which could make area of
some other sad backstory? Not for them… not effect spells difficult to use.
for these kids.”
Look! New Friends
“It all unravels in the end. I can only be immortal Happy Jack commands the children to run to
for so long, no? Come, then. Take your hero’s their new friends (the adventurers) and hug
bounty!” them or play with them.
“I am Jack. I am a Von Zarovich. My family tree

is venom, and I am the fang that can’t stop
Adults, Go Play
biting.” Having pulled the adult aspects from up to 4 of
the children, Happy Jack commands these
aspects to attack the adventurers.
Part 4: Confronting Jack
Each adult aspect has the statistics of a baboon
▪ Fight: Jack begins a fight by swallowing with 20 hit points.
whole one of the 8 kids, immediately
gaining a perk to his Prodigiphage ability. Escape
He then uses his Life Ripper ability,
choosing to rip the youth aspect from the The party can escape Jack’s Funhouse by slaying
adventurers. He then leaps in, claws and him, which causes the location to crumble and a
teeth tearing away, eating any of the other portal to appear. They can also convince Jack to
kids if he gets a chance. open a portal to the real world. Having a second
Jack’s Key can work as well.
▪ Surrender: A socially tactful party may
convince Jack that his actions are terrible.
Another possibility is, once defeated, Jack’s
He is damaged, a result of childhood trauma
body and the Funhouse begin to slowly dissolve.
and a terrible family line—but that doesn’t
Once the adventurers exit the Funhouse, it
excuse his actions. If talked into reason, the
completely dissolves, and Jack’s maniacal laugh
dusky sky will begin to crack as Jack lets his
is heard. This allows you to bring Jack back at a
splinter of Deep Barovia fall apart. He lets
later date.
the party take the children and opens a
portal for them to leave. His planar world
If you’re feeling very bittersweet and in a
then disintegrates, killing him inside.
deus ex machina mood, Kova could have
learned to be a real magician from watching

Jack. He can create a portal for the PCs and the 16). He can innately cast the following spells,
kids to escape while he stays behind, channeling requiring no material components:
the spell. Otherwise, the planar shard shatters,
dropping the characters in a distant part of At will: charm person, Tasha’s hideous laughter
Barovia! 3/day each: confusion, enthrall, suggestion
1/day each: hallucinatory terrain, Otto’s
Variations of Jack irresistible dance
Below are a few fun variations, which you may

want to try to add a little extra to the final
Environment Variations
confrontation. Jack can alter 1-square mile of the terrain, and
he can’t use the same effect twice in one day.
Giant Jack
Jack wears floppy red shoes, which allow him to Walk on the Moon
cast enlarge/reduce on himself once per day. He Jack alters the gravity, reducing all walking
uses the shoes to cast enlarge. speeds by half. In addition, all jumping and
leaping distances are multiplied by 2. This effect
Big Tummy! lasts for 1 minute.
Happy Jack can consume up to 6 Medium-sized

creatures or smaller. When he does, his belly Let’s All Float
gets larger. For each creature consumed this Jack alters the gravity, reducing it so that all
way, Happy Jack’s movement decreases by 5 creatures are affected by the levitate spell. This
feet and he gains 15 temporary hit points. The effect lasts for 5 rounds. Jack also drinks a
swallowed target is blinded and restrained, it potion of flying.
has total cover against attacks and other effects
outside the toad, and it takes 10 (3d6) acid Land of Candy
damage at the start of each of Jack’s turns. If
Jack alters the terrain (see Candy Land map),
Jack dies, a swallowed creature is no longer
making it a happy land of candy. Giant, tree-
restrained by him and can escape from the
sized candy canes sprout from the ground,
corpse using 5 feet of movement, exiting prone.
boulder-sized gum drops fall from the sky, and a
caramel stream appears.
Happy Jack can regurgitate any number of
creatures held in his belly, increasing his
movement by 5 feet for each creature Candy Cane Trees. Any creature occupying a
regurgitated this way. square that a candy cane tree sprouts from
must make a DC 12 Dexterity saving throw. On a
failed save, they find themselves on top of the
Magic Morsels candy cane, 60 feet off the ground. On a
Happy Jack can consume up to 6 Medium-sized successful save, the creature jumps out of the
creatures or smaller. When he does, his belly way as the candy cane breaks through the
gets larger. When Happy Jack consumes 3 earth.
Medium-sized or smaller creatures, he gains the
following ability:
Innate Spellcasting. Happy Jack’s innate

spellcasting ability is Charisma (spell save DC

Gum Drop Boulders. Any creature
occupying a square that a gum drop boulder
appears in must make a DC 12 Dexterity saving
throw. On a failure, the creature takes 2d6
bludgeoning damage, is knocked prone, and is
trapped under the gum drop. They may use an
action to push the gum drop off of them on
their next turn. On a successful save, they
manage to jump out of the way of the gum
drop.
Caramel Stream The 5-foot deep stream

mimics the web spell.
Each creature that starts its turn in the stream,

or that enters it during its turn, must make a DC
14 Dexterity saving throw. On a failed save, the
creature is restrained as long as it remains in
the stream or until it breaks free.
A creature restrained by the stream can use its

action to make a DC 12 Strength check. If it
succeeds, it is no longer restrained.
The caramel is flammable. Any 5-foot square of

caramel exposed to fire burns away in 1 round,
though, there is a 50% chance it ignites 2
neighboring squares of caramel. A creature that
starts its turn in the fire is dealt 5 (2d4) fire
damage.
Jack in the Box

As a bonus action, Jack tosses a small box onto
the battlefield, which grows to a 5-foot-cube
and releases a small Happy Jack puppet from its
top at the end of Jack’s turn. The puppet
bounces around, giggles, and insults the
adventurers.
The Jack in the Box has an AC 12 and 60 hit

points. While it remains, its magical energy
interferes with spells and attacks, causing any
creature within a 60-foot radius centered on
the Jack in the Box to have disadvantage on
attack rolls made against Jack.

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Random Junk Chart (2d6)
11. Bundle of tulip bulbs (50 gp)
12. Tarnished silverware (100 gp)
13. 1d4+2 boomgun shells (5 gp each)
14. 1 liter of gasoline (5 gp)
15. Bag of baby teeth
16. Rainbow-colored shoestrings
21. Dead bee
22. Furl of paper with "Happy Jack's Jingle" music notes written on it
23. Amviper fang (one use, on hit applies amviper poison)
24. 6-inch-tall porcelain collectible figurine of a Funhouse Gallery member
25. A small item that a PC lost in a previous adventure
26. Emerald ring (50 gp)
31. Chicken's egg that, when cracked, a swarm of spiders emerges.
32. Hippo tooth
33. Pouch of coffee grounds (5 gp)
34. Lump of pure charcoal
35. Dead snake
36. Brass brooch in the shape of a smiling mouth
41. 2-inch diameter glass orb
42. Crocodile teeth necklace
43. Petrified tongue from a convicted murderer
44. Clump of berries
45. Bonzai tree
46. Souvenir shirt "HAPPY JACK'S FUNHOUSE"
51. 1-pound bag of salt
52. 1-pound bag of sugar
53. 1-pound bag of cinnamon
54. 1-pound bag of pepper
55. 10 ft. of twine
56. Small wooden ball
61. Slingshot
62. Broken holy symbol
63. Obsidian arrowhead
64. Green dragon scale
65. Jar with an imp's soul inside
66. Bottle of pixie tears

Funhouse Gallery Chart
While Happy Jack keeps the children with him in Deep Barovia, he uses their “adult” aspects inside his
Funhouse. The adult aspects are hyper aggressive, dangerous, and primitive—they are what the children
“want to be when we grow up!” Killing the adult aspects has no effect on the children themselves. Their
monster stats are listed in the appendix under ADULT ASPECTS.
Female, strong, wears leather armor. Wields a flail with a bear trap hanging
1 ACKSHIE from the end of it. Assumes the PC’s are her next prey and wants to claim
them to test her mettle.
Male, scrawny, wears trousers, suspenders, and waders. Has several fishing
2 BRIGGS hooks stuck into his skin—son of a fisherman. Thinks the PCs are “the next big
catch” and wants to mount them on his wall.
Male, bright-eyed, wears a magician’s cape and top hat. Calls himself “THE
3 KOVA GREAT KOVA!” and dreams to perform magic for audiences. He thinks the PCs
are critics who hate his act.
Female, heavyset, wears an apron full of knives, cleavers, and rolling pin
4 LUCY clubs—daughter of a baker. Thinks the PCs would taste fantastic if baked into a
pie.
Female, proper, clad in a noble’s ball gown. Mervinya wants to be a rich lady
when she grows up because she’s a homeless, dirty vagabond. Her adult
5 MERVINYA
aspect believes the PCs are other destitute poor who want to drag her back to
squalor.
Male, obese, wears a metal barrel around his waist. Thallon is obsessed with
pirates and wants to be a cannonball when he grows up. His adult aspect
6 THALLON
wants to “sink” the PCs. If your campaign doesn’t use cannons, he is, instead,
infatuated with trebuchets and catapults.
Male, professional, high collared jerkin and grim demeanor. Studying to be a
scholar and tutors his peers. Lugs a giant chalkboard with him—casts spells by
7 WENDRID scrawling runes on the board. Has no chalk, so uses the eroded, bony nub of
his index finger. Thinks the party is misbehaving students that need to “pay
attention to the chalkboard!”
Female, withered, wears a headpiece full of focusing lenses. Reads extensively
8 XAOLIXI and sets letters at a printing shop. Wants to be a scrivener. Reads people’s
bones for stories and wants to know the stories the party carries with them.

Trinket Grimoire (Players) NAME: Venom’s Ward
INGREDIENTS: wearable item, piece of a
poisonous creature/plant, something burned
A collection of bizarre items that the Stitchling
can create when brought the listed ingredients.
NAME: Tasha’s Kiss
Players looking through the grimoire see the
INGREDIENTS: demon’s spirit, two tongues,
name of the item, the ingredients needed for it,
corpse slain from suicide
and nothing else. See the Trinket Grimoire (DM)
page for details on what happens when the
NAME: Truth’s Spear
players offer the listed ingredients to the
INGREDIENTS: large feather, 1 liter of
Stitchling.
flammable liquid, parchment
NAME: Spark’s Finger
NAME: Element’s Touch
INGREDIENTS: ring, electricity, weapon from a
INGREDIENTS: 8 oz. of either salt, sugar,
beast
cinnamon, or pepper, an insect held in an
outstretched hand
NAME: Fey’s Spade
INGREDIENTS: bloodstained weapon, flower
NAME: Silver’s Bane
petals/leaves, 8 oz. of any spice
INGREDIENTS: weapon, pile of silver (100 sp
worth), holy symbol
NAME: Cadaver’s Rumor
INGREDIENTS: severed head of a dead thing,
NAME: Rerun’s Syndicate
tongue of a second dead thing, teeth of a third
INGREDIENTS: dead body, carving of the dead
dead thing
body, living being of the same race as the dead
body
NAME: Song’s Dancer
INGREDIENTS: song (written down or sung out
NAME: Marveau’s Silence
loud), wooden container, sculpture of a living
INGREDIENTS: object with all colors of the
thing
rainbow, severed tongue, striped fabric.
NAME: Flash’s Dazzler
INGREDIENTS: a fabric piece with all colors of
the spectrum, small spherical object, 8 oz. of a
granular substance
NAME: Serpent’s Curse

INGREDIENTS: dead humanoid, dead snake,
defiled holy symbol
NAME: Jack’s Key

INGREDIENTS: Image of Happy Jack, 1-square
foot of mirror, a child’s desire
NAME: Wound’s Caress

INGREDIENTS: 5 feet of binding material, 1 liter
of flammable liquid, drop of blood from a friend

Trinket Grimoire (DM) RESULT: Creates a music box that plays the
given song, and the dancer inside is the
sculpture.
NAME: Spark’s Finger
NOTES: The Stitchling wraps the figurine and
INGREDIENTS: ring, electricity, weapon from a
the box in thread, then tears the thread off,
beast
revealing the finished product.
RESULT: A magic ring that can be used to cast
thunderwave once per day (Save DC 12).
NAME: Flash’s Dazzler
NOTES: The Stitchling swallows the ring,
INGREDIENTS: a fabric piece with all colors of
touches the electricity source to her tongue,
the spectrum, small spherical object, 8 oz. of a
then swallows the weapon from the beast. She
granular substance
snaps her fingers, and the magic ring appears
RESULT: A spherical object which works like a
on the giver’s finger with a low rumbling of
scroll of color spray with a DC of 12.
thunder.
NOTES: The Stitchling unravels the fabric, sews
it around the spherical object, then kneads the
NAME: Fey’s Spade
granular substance into it.
INGREDIENTS: bloodstained weapon, flower
petals/leaves, 8 oz. of any spice
NAME: Serpent’s Curse
RESULT: A magical sword that, when it deals
INGREDIENTS: dead humanoid, dead snake,
damage, any blood drawn from the victim is a
defiled holy symbol
spray of flower petals or leaves.
RESULT: The dead corpse comes back to life as
NOTES: The Stitchling crushes the petals/leaves
an amviper.
with the spice and snorts them. She then takes
NOTES: The Stitchling places the snake in the
the bloodstained weapon and plunges it into
corpses mouth and shoves the holy symbol into
her chest (or beats her chest with it). She then
the corpse’s stomach, then she uses needles to
removes it and offers it back—it glows the color
scrawl a scale pattern into the skin. After ten
of the petals/leaves used to enchant it.
minutes of this, the body rises as an amviper.
NAME: Jack’s Key

NAME: Cadaver’s Rumor
INGREDIENTS: Image of Happy Jack, 1-square
INGREDIENTS: severed head of a dead thing,
foot of mirror, a child’s desire
tongue of a second dead thing, teeth of a third
RESULT: A portal appears to Deep Barovia.
dead thing
NOTES: The Stitchling tears the image of Jack to
RESULT: Whispering into the severed head’s ear
shreds and sprinkles it over the mirror, which
causes it to speak the words it hears in
absorbs them. Then she holds the mirror up to
common. It only does this with languages it
the child’s desire, and the mirror shines a portal
knew in real life (works as a translator).
against the nearest wall.
NOTES: The Stitchling crams the tongue and
teeth into the mouth of the head, then kisses it
NAME: Wound’s Caress
on the lips. She then whispers voicelessly into
INGREDIENTS: 5 feet of binding material, 1 liter
its ear, and it speaks, “Translator.”
of flammable liquid, drop of blood from a friend
RESULT: A single-use bandage that, when
applied to a wound, heals 7 (2d4 + 2) hit points.
NAME: Song’s Dancer
NOTES: The Stitchling puts the liquid in her
INGREDIENTS: song (written down or sung out
mouth and spits it all over the binding material,
loud), wooden container, sculpture of a living
then she takes the drop of blood and places it in
thing
her eye, tears well up, and she lets it drop on
the bandage, which enchants it.

NAME: Venom’s Ward on the next unarmed strike the wielder
INGREDIENTS: wearable item, piece of a makes—if pepper was used, the damage is fire;
poisonous creature/plant, something burned if cinnamon was used, the damage is poison; if
RESULT: The wearable item is enchanted, giving sugar was used, the damage is lightning; if salt
the wearer of the item resistance to poison, but was used, the damage is cold.
every time the wearer takes poison damage NOTES: The Stitchling sprinkles the salt, sugar,
while wearing the item, it has a 50% chance of cinnamon, or pepper over the dead insect in the
losing its magical resistance. outstretched hand, then places her hand over
NOTES: The Stitchling rubs the burned object it. The hand glows (red for fire, green for
and piece of poisonous creature/plant together poison, yellow for lightning, or blue for cold)
to make a paste, then smears it on the wearable until the unarmed strike is made.
object while licking it. It’s dry when she hands it
over. NAME: Silver’s Bane
INGREDIENTS: weapon, pile of silver (100 sp
NAME: Tasha’s Kiss worth), holy symbol
INGREDIENTS: demon’s spirit, two tongues, RESULT: The weapon becomes silvered (PHB, pg
corpse slain from suicide 148).
RESULT: The demon, Tasha’s Kiss, from The NOTES: The Stitchling eats the silver, then eats
Madhouse of Tasha’s Kiss, is reincarnated into the weapon. She holds the holy symbol to her
the corpse if she has been slain—if she hasn’t, stomach, then spits out the newly silvered
the corpse rises instead as a Chimaera Chron. weapon.
NOTES: The Stitchling places the two tongues
over the corpse’s eyes, then sticks her own NAME: Rerun’s Syndicate
long, spindly tongue into the corpse’s mouth. INGREDIENTS: dead body, carving of the dead
She then lets the demon spirit loose, which body, living being of same race as the dead
screams in agony as it is pulled into the corpse. body
She removes her tongue, and the body RESULT: The living being dies and the dead
transforms into Tasha’s Kiss (you may want to body is resurrected as though raise dead were
remove this entry if you don’t have access to cast on it.
The Madhouse of Tasha’s Kiss). NOTES: The Stitchling kills the living being and
lets the blood drain over the dead body. She
NAME: Truth’s Spear then opens up the dead body’s chest, places,
INGREDIENTS: large feather, 1 liter of the carving inside it, and sews it back up. The
flammable liquid, parchment dead body then returns to life.
RESULT: The feather becomes a one-use
magical quill that can be used to draw a zone of NAME: Marveau’s Silence
truth. INGREDIENTS: object with all colors of the
NOTES: The Stitchling covers the parchment in rainbow, severed tongue, striped fabric
the liquid, then touches the feather to it, which RESULT: The Stitchling knits a magical black and
causes the parchment to dry and shrivel as the white striped jumpsuit that, when worn,
feather drains the liquid out. completely mutes all sound from the wearer.
NOTES: The Stitchling tears the severed tongue,
NAME: Element’s Touch striped fabric, and the object with all colors of
INGREDIENTS: 8 oz. of either salt, sugar, the rainbow into strips, then uses her own yarn
cinnamon, or pepper, an insect held in an and thread to sew a custom fitted, white and
outstretched hand black striped jumpsuit inlayed with the
RESULT: The outstretched hand becomes objects’ strips.
enchanted, dealing an additional 2d6 damage

Creatures of the Funhouse
Adult Aspects
Briggs
Ackshie
Male, scrawny, wears trousers, suspenders, and
Female, strong, armored. Wields a flail with a bear waders. Has several fishing hooks stuck into his
trap hanging from the end of it and a metal stake skin—son of a fisherman. Thinks the PC’s are “the
on the opposite. Assumes the PC’s are her next next big catch” and wants to mount them on his
prey and wants to claim them to test her mettle. wall.
Medium humanoid, chaotic evil Medium humanoid, chaotic evil
Armor Class 16 (chain shirt) Armor Class 11 (natural armor)
Hit Points 52 (8d8 + 16) Hit Points 52 (8d8 + 16)
Speed 30 ft. Speed 30 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
14 (+2) 12 (+1) 15 (+2) 10 (+0) 13 (+1) 9 (-1) 13 (+1) 12 (+1) 14 (+2) 10 (+0) 16 (+3) 12 (+1)
Saving Throws Strength +5 Saving Throws Wisdom +6
Skills Athletics +5, Survival +4 Condition Immunities fear
Condition Immunities fear Senses darkvision 120 ft., passive Perception 13
Senses darkvision 120 ft., passive Perception 11 Languages Common, Abyssal
Languages Common, Abyssal Challenge 2 (450 XP)
Challenge 2 (450 XP)
Actions
Actions Multiattack. Briggs makes two hook attacks.
Multiattack. Ackshie makes three attacks, one with
her bear trap and two with her stake. Hook. Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 15 ft.,
one target. Hit: 8 (2d6 + 1) piercing damage. The
Bear Trap. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 15 target is grappled (escape DC 13). Until this grapple
ft., one target. Hit: 9 (2d6 + 2) slashing damage. The ends, the target is restrained and takes 6 (2d6)
target is grappled (escape DC 13). piercing damage at the start of each of its turns.
Stake. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft.,

one target. Hit: 5 (1d6 + 2) piercing damage. This
attack has advantage against foes grappled by
Ackshie’s bear trap.

Kova Lucy
Male, bright-eyed, wears a magician’s cape and top Female, heavyset, wears an apron full of rolling
hat. Calls himself “THE GREAT KOVA!” and dreams pins and baking flour. Wants to take over her
to perform magic for audiences. He thinks the PC’s family’s bakery when she grows up. Thinks the
are critics who hate his act. PC’s would taste fantastic if baked into a pie.
Medium humanoid, chaotic evil Medium humanoid, chaotic evil
Armor Class 15 (mage armor) Armor Class 12
Hit Points 36 (8d8) Hit Points 60 (8d8 + 24)
Speed 30 ft. Speed 30 ft.
12 (+1) 13 (+1) 11 (+0) 12 (+1) 12 (+1) 17 (+3) 12 (+1) 14 (+2) 16 (+3) 12 (+1) 12 (+1) 10 (+0)
Saving Throws Charisma +7 Condition Immunities fear
Condition Immunities fear Skills Sleight of Hand +5
Skills Sleight of Hand +4 Senses darkvision 120 ft., passive Perception 11
Actions
Spellcasting. Kova is an 8th-level spellcaster. His Multiattack. Lucy makes two cutlery attacks.
spellcasting ability is Charisma (spell save DC 13,
+5 to hit with spell attacks). Kova has the following Baker’s Pin. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5
sorcerer spells memorized: ft., one creature. Hit: 10 (2d6 + 3) slashing damage.
Cantrips (at will): acid splash, blade ward, fire bolt, Flour Dust (Recharge 5-6). Lucy throws baking flour
mending, prestidigitation. in a 15-foot circular radius. Anyone in the radius and
1st level (4 slots): fog cloud, mage armor, magic within line of sight must succeed on a DC 13
missile, shield Dexterity saving throw or be blinded for 1d4 rounds.
2nd level (4 slots): blur, hold person, shatter
3rd level (3 slots): fear, major image
4th level (2 slots): banishment
Actions
Dagger. Melee or Ranged Weapon Attack: +4 to hit,
reach 5 ft. or range 20/60 ft., one creature. Hit: 3
(1d4 + 1) piercing damage.

Mervinya Thallon
Female, proper, clad in a noble’s ball gown. Wants Male, obese, wears a metal barrel around his
to be a rich lady when she grows up because she’s waist. Obsessed with pirates and wants to be a
a homeless, dirty vagabond urchin. Always wants cannonball when he grows up. Wants to “sink” the
to “advance up” in the world and wants to take the PC’s. If your campaign doesn’t use canons, he is
PC’s place in the world by swapping minds with instead infatuated with trebuchets and catapults.
them.
Medium humanoid, chaotic evil
Armor Class 14 (natural armor)
Armor Class 12 Hit Points 68 (8d8 + 32)
Hit Points 44 (8d8 + 8) Speed 30 ft.
Speed 30 ft. STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 17 (+3) 8 (-1) 19 (+4) 8 (-1) 9 (-1) 8 (-1)
13 (+1) 12 (+1) 13 (+1) 12 (+1) 11 (+0) 18 (+4) Condition Immunities fear
Condition Immunities fear Saving Throws Strength +6
Saving Throws Charisma +8 Skills Athletics +6
Skills Deception +8, Oersuasion +8 Senses darkvision 120 ft., passive Perception 9
Charge. If Thallon moves at least 20 feet straight
Actions toward a target and then hits it with a headbutt
Slam. Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., attack on the same turn, the target takes an extra 18
one creature. Hit: 3 (1d4 + 1) bludgeoning damage. (4d8) bludgeoning damage. If the target is a
creature, it must succeed on a DC 13 Strength saving
Caste Up. Mervinya targets one humanoid she can throw or be knocked prone.
see within 30 feet of her. If the target can see her,
the target must succeed on a DC 14 Wisdom saving Running Leap. Thallon’s long jump is up to 30 feet
throw against this magic or else swap consciousness and his high jump is up to 15 feet with a running
with Mervinya—her mind is now in the target’s start.
body, and the target’s mind is now in her body.
Actions
Mervinya can use any weapons, spells, or special Headbutt. Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5
abilities of the new body she possesses. A creature ft., one creature. Hit: 6 (1d6 + 3) bludgeoning
whose mind is in Mervinya’s body can’t use this damage.
ability, but Mervinya can still use this ability even if
she is in someone else’s body. If Mervinya’s original
body is slain, all swapped minds return to their
original bodies. If the body Mervinya is possessing is
slain, both her consciousness and the body die, and
all other minds stay in their current bodies.

Xaolixi Wendrid
Female, withered, wears a headpiece full of Male, professional, high collared jerkin and grim
focusing lenses. Reads extensively and sets letters demeanor. Studying to be a scholar and tutors his
at a printing shop. Wants to be a scrivener. Reads peers. Lugs a chalkboard with him like a shield—
people’s bones for stories and wants to know the casts spells by scrawling runes on the board. Has
stories the party carries with them. no chalk, so uses the eroded, bony nub of his index
finger—horrifying sound. Thinks the party is
misbehaving students that need to “pay attention
Armor Class 12 to the chalkboard!”
Hit Points 36 (8d8) Medium humanoid, chaotic evil
Speed 30 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA Armor Class 14 (chalkboard shield)
13 (+1) 15 (+2) 11 (+0) 16 (+3) 10 (+0) 9 (-1) Hit Points 52 (8d8 + 16)
Saving Throws Intelligence +6 Speed 30 ft.
Skills Perception +3, Stealth +5 STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
12 (+1) 14 (+2) 15 (+2) 14 (+2) 16 (+3) 8 (-1)
Condition Immunities fear
Senses darkvision 120 ft., passive Perception 13, Condition Immunities fear
truesight 60 ft. Saving Throws Intelligence +5, Wisdom +6
Languages Common, Abyssal Senses darkvision 120 ft., passive Perception 9
Challenge 2 (450 XP) Languages Common, Abyssal
Avert. Whenever Xaolixi suffers damage from an
attack, she immediately casts darkness as a free Spellcasting. Wendrid is an 8th-level spellcaster. His
action centered on herself. spellcasting ability is Wisdom (spell save DC 13, +5
to hit with spell attacks). Wendrid has the
Hush. Any humanoid that speaks above a whisper following cleric spells prepared, needing his
within 30 feet of Xaolixi must succeed on a DC 12 chalkboard as a holy symbol:
Wisdom saving throw or suffer 4 (1d6) psychic
damage. Cantrips (at will): guidance, mending, sacred
flame, thaumaturgy
Actions 1st level (4 slots): command, inflict wounds,
Lens Beam. Ranged Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, range sanctuary, shield of faith
60 ft., one creature. Hit 14 (4d6) radiant damage 2nd level (4 slots): calm emotions, silence, spiritual
weapon (yardstick quarterstaff)
3rd level (3 slots): dispel magic, glyph of warding
4th level (2 slots): freedom of movement
Actions
Chalkboard. Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach
5 ft., one creature. Hit: 4 (1d4 + 2) bludgeoning
damage.

AMVIPER Actions
Multiattack (Amviper Form Only). The amviper
Medium undead (shapechanger), neutral evil makes two attacks, only one of which can be an
Armor Class 16 (natural armor) injection attack.
Hit Points 55 (10d8 + 10)
Speed 30 ft. Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft.,
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
one creature. Hit: 7 (1d6 + 3) piercing damage. The
16 (+3) 15 (+2) 13 (+1) 14 (+2) 15 (+2) 16 (+3) target must make a DC 15 Constitution saving throw,
taking 14 (4d6) poison damage on a failed save, or
Saving Throws Con +4, Cha +7 half as much damage on a successful one.
Skills Acrobatics +7, Perception +6, Stealth +6
Damage Resistances necrotic; bludgeoning, piercing, Constrict (Giant Constrictor Snake Form Only).
and slashing from nonmagical attacks. Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft., one
Senses Darkvision 120 ft., passive Perception 16 creature. Hit: 12 (2d8 + 3) bludgeoning damage. The
Languages Abyssal, Common, Elvish target is grappled (escape DC 15). Until this grapple
Challenge 6 (2,300 XP) ends, the creature is restrained, and the amviper
can’t constrict another target.
Shapechanger. If the amviper is within sight of a
highly reflective surface, it can use its action to Unarmed Strike (Vampire Form Only). Melee
polymorph into a Medium swarm of poisonous Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft., one creature.
snakes or a Huge giant constrictor snake, or back Hit: 7 (1d8 + 3) bludgeoning damage. Instead of
into its true form. While in swarm of poisonous dealing damage, the amviper can grapple the target
snakes form, the amviper can't speak, its walking (escape DC 15).
speed is 30 feet, and it has a swim speed of 30 feet.
It can occupy another creature’s space and vice Injection. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5
versa, and it can move through any opening large ft., one willing creature, or a creature that is
enough for a Tiny snake. While in giant constrictor grappled by the amviper, incapacitated, or
snake form, its speed is 30 feet, and it has a swim restrained. Hit: 6 (1d6 + 3) piercing damage. The
speed of 30 feet. Its statistics, other than its size and target must make a DC 15 Constitution saving throw,
speed, are unchanged. Anything it is wearing transforming into a swarm of poisonous snakes on a
transforms with it, but nothing it is carrying does. It failed save. While in swarm of poisonous snakes
reverts to its true form if it dies. form, the target can’t speak, its walking speed is 30
feet, and it has a swim speed of 30 feet. It can
Legendary Resistance (1/day). If the amviper fails a occupy another creature’s space and vice versa, and
saving throw, it can choose to succeed instead. it can move through any opening large enough for a
Tiny snake. The target also can’t regain hit points or
Reflective Death. When slain, the amviper’s corpse gain temporary hit points.
is pulled towards the nearest highly reflective
surface. This surface becomes a portal leading to
Deep Barovia and Happy Jack, and the amviper’s
corpse appears on the other side of the portal.
Amviper Scaling Suggestions:
Reflective Evasion. The amviper does not reflect an
image off of any surface. CR 3: change attacks +4 to hit. Reduce save DCs to
13. Change AC to 14 and Hit Points to 50. Remove
Regeneration. The amviper regains 10 hit points at Legendary Resistance.
the start of its turn if it has at least 1 hit point and is
within sight of a highly reflective surface. If the CR 10: Change attacks to +7 to hit and increase
amviper takes radiant damage or damage from holy damage by an additional damage die. Increase save
water, this trait doesn’t function at the start of the DCs to 16. Change AC to 17 and Hit Points to 90.
amviper’s next turn.

Baboon Bandit
Small beast, unaligned Medium humanoid (human), chaotic neutral
Armor Class 12 (natural armor) Armor Class 12 (leather armor)
Speed 30 ft., 30 ft. climb Speed 30 ft.
8 (-1) 14 (+2) 11 (+0) 4 (-3) 12 (+1) 6 (-2) 11 (+0) 12 (+1) 12 (+1) 10 (+0) 10 (+0) 10 (+0)
Senses passive Perception 11 Senses passive Perception 10
Languages - Languages Common
Challenge 0 (10 XP) Challenge 1/8 (25 XP)
Pack Tactics. The baboon has advantage on an Actions

attack roll against a creature if at least one of the Club. Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft.,
baboon's allies is within 5 feet of the creature and one target. Hit: 3 (1d4 + 1) bludgeoning damage.
the ally isn't incapacitated.
Actions
Tusk. Melee Weapon Attack: +1 to hit, reach 5 ft.,
one target. Hit: 1 (1d4 − 1) piercing damage.

Bubby – Werehippo
Medium humanoid, chaotic neutral Bubby
Armor Class 10 (in humanoid form, 17 in hippo and
Bubby is “different” in that he was originally a hippo
hybrid forms)
bitten by a werehippo (lycanthropy only affects
Hit Points 153 (18d8+72)
humanoids, but this was a special case). Therefore,
Speed 30 ft. (swim 30 ft. in hippo or hybrid form)
his hippo form is his default form. Make the
following changes to the werehippo stats to
17 (+3) 10 (+0) 18 (+4) 10 (+0) 12 (+1) 12 (+1)
accommodate for Bubby:
Damage Immunities bludgeoning, piercing, and
slashing from nonmagical attacks not made with His Intelligence score 3
silvered weapons. He knows no languages
Senses passive Perception 11 Spells that affect animals and beasts also affect
Languages Common him.
Challenge 5 (1,800 XP)
Shapechanger. The werehippo can use its action to Player Characters as Werehippos
polymorph into a Large hippo-humanoid hybrid or The character gains a Strength of 19 if their score
into a Large hippo, or back into its true form, isn’t already higher, and a +1 bonus to AC while in
which is humanoid. Its statistics, other than its size hippo or hybrid form (from natural armor). Attack
and AC, are the same in each form. Any and damage rolls for the natural weapons are based
equipment it is wearing or carrying isn’t on Strength.
transformed. It reverts to its true form if it dies.
Bite (Hippo or Hybrid Form Only). Melee Weapon
Actions Attack: reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 2d10 + X piercing
Multiattack. In hippo form, the werehippo makes damage. If the target is a humanoid, it must succeed
two bite attacks. In humanoid form, it makes two on a DC 14 Constitution saving throw or be cursed
slam attacks. In hybrid form, it can attack like a with werehippo lycanthropy.
hippo or a humanoid.
Charge (Hippo or Hybrid Form Only). If the
Bite (Hippo or Hybrid Form Only). Melee Weapon werehippo moves at least 15 feet straight toward a
Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft., one creature. Hit: 14 target and then hits it with its tusks on the same
(2d10 + 3) piercing damage. If the target is a turn, the target takes an extra 7 (2d6) slashing
humanoid, it must succeed on a DC 14 Constitution damage. If the target is a creature, it must succeed
saving throw or be cursed with hippo lycanthropy. on a DC 13 Strength saving throw or be knocked
prone.
Charge (Hippo or Hybrid Form Only). If the
werehippo moves at least 15 feet straight toward a
target and then hits it with its tusks on the same
turn, the target takes an extra 7 (2d6) slashing
damage. If the target is a creature, it must succeed
on a DC 13 Strength saving throw or be knocked
prone.
Slam (Humanoid or Hybrid Form Only). Melee

Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit:
12 (2d8+3) bludgeoning damage.

Happy Jack Actions
Multiattack. Jack makes two claw attacks, or one
Medium fiend (demon), neutral evil claw attack and one bite attack.
Hit Points 91 (14d8 + 28) Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5 ft.,
Speed 30 ft., hover 15 ft. one creature. Hit: 12 (2d8 + 3) piercing damage
(nonlethal if using it on a child). If the target is a
16 (+3) 14 (+2) 14 (+2) 13 (+1) 15 (+2) 17 (+3) Medium or smaller creature, it must succeed on a DC
13 Dexterity saving throw or be swallowed by Jack. A
Saving Throws Con +6, Cha +7 swallowed creature is blinded and restrained, and it
Skills Deception +6, Perception +6, Perform +7, has total cover against attacks and other effects
Sleight of Hand +6 from the outside.
Condition Immunities fear, poisoned If Jack takes 20 damage or more on a single turn
Damage Immunities psychic from a creature inside him, he must succeed on a DC
Senses blindsight 30 ft., darkvision 120 ft., passive 18 Strength saving throw at the end of that turn or
Perception 15 regurgitate all swallowed creatures, which fall prone
Languages Common, Abyssal, telepathy 120 ft. in a space within 10 feet of him. If Jack dies, a
Challenge 7 (2,900 XP) swallowed creature is no longer restrained by him
and can escape from the corpse by using 20 feet of
Legendary Resistance (1/day). If Happy Jack fails a movement, exiting prone.
saving throw, he can choose to succeed instead.
Claw. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5 ft.,
Magic Resistance. Jack has advantage on saving one creature. Hit: 12 (2d8 + 3) slashing damage.
throws against spells and other magical effects.
Liferipper (1/day). Jack tears the childhood out of an
Premonition. Jack always acts first in initiative. adult, or he tears the adulthood out of a child (he
has already torn the adulthoods out of the eight
Prodigiphage. If Jack has swallowed one of the eight children, so they are unaffected). Everyone within 30
kids after making a bite attack against them, he gains feet of Jack must make a DC 14 Charisma saving
the following abilities based on who he ate: throw.
Failure against an adult means their child form
Ackshie: His fanged mouth can extend from his appears next to them (use the BABOON stats to
face, granting a 15-foot reach on his bite represent the child, but with a number of Hit Dice
attacks. equal to the character’s). Failure against a child
Briggs: His mouth stretches down to his stomach means the adult form appears next to them (use the
like a largemouth bass, giving disadvantages to BANDIT stats to represent the adult, but with a
anyone who must make Dexterity saves to not number of Hit Dice equal to the character’s).
be swallowed. The aspects created with this ability are loyal to
Kova: Jack can cast fear once per day (spell save Jack and will harass, attack, or taunt all foes. They
DC 15). also know their respective characters’ secrets and
Lucy: Jack gains Lucy’s Flour Dust ability. will blurt them out.
Mervinya: Jack can shapeshift into the form of any
child the PCs have met in their past. He has
innate knowledge of these children’s
mannerisms and history.
Thallon: Jack gains resistance to slashing and
piercing damage.
Xaolixi: Jack can cast blindness/deafness once per
day (spell save DC 15)
Wenrig: Jack instantly casts dispel magic as a free
action (spellcasting ability Charisma).

successful save, the creature becomes immune to
Happy Jack Scaling Suggestions: Happy Jack’s Joyful Presence for 24 hours.
CR 3: change attacks +3 to hit. Reduce save DCs to Whenever Happy Jack deals damage to the charmed
12. Change AC to 13 and Hit Points to 101. creature, it can repeat the saving throw, ending the
effect on itself on a success.
CR 10: Change attacks to +7 to hit and increase
damage by an additional damage die. Increase save Legendary Resistance (3/day). If Happy Jack fails a
DCs to 16. Change AC to 17 and Hit Points to 206. saving throw, he can choose to succeed instead.
Add the following:
Innate Spellcasting. Happy Jack’s innate spellcasting Happy Jack’s Poster

ability is Charisma (spell save DC 16). He can innately
Large construct, unaligned
cast the following spells, requiring no material
components: Armor Class 14
Hit Points 66 (12d10)
At will: charm person, Tasha’s hideous laughter Speed 10 ft., 10 ft. fly
3/day each: confusion, enthrall, misty step, STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
suggestion 17 (+3) 14 (+2) 10 (+0) 1 (-5) 3 (-4) 1 (-5)
1/day each: hallucinatory terrain, Otto’s irresistible Damage Immunities poison, psychic
dance Condition Immunities blinded, charmed, deafened,
frightened, paralyzed, petrified, poisoned
Joyful Presence. Any creature that starts its turn Senses blindsight 60 ft. (blind beyond this radius),
within 60 feet of Happy Jack must make a DC 16 passive Perception 6
Wisdom saving throw. On a failed save, the creature Languages -
becomes charmed by Happy Jack for 1 minute. On a Challenge 4 (50 XP)
successful save, the creature becomes immune to
Happy Jack’s Joyful Presence for 24 hours. Antimagic Susceptibility. The poster is incapacitated
while in the area of an antimagic field. If targeted
Whenever Happy Jack deals damage to the charmed by dispel magic, the poster must succeed on a
creature, it can repeat the saving throw, ending the Constitution saving throw against the caster's spell
effect on itself on a success. save DC or fall unconscious for 1 minute.
Damage Transfer. While it is grappling a creature,
CR 14: change attacks to +8 to hit and increase the poster takes only half the damage dealt to it,
damage by an additional damage die. Increase save and the creature grappled by the poster takes the
DCs to 18. Change AC to 18 and Hit Points to 250. other half.
Add the following: False Appearance. While the poster remains
motionless, it is indistinguishable from a normal
Innate Spellcasting. Happy Jack’s innate spellcasting poster.
ability is Charisma (spell save DC 18). He can innately
cast the following spells, requiring no material Actions
components:
Smother. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5
ft., one Medium or smaller creature. Hit: The
At will: charm person, Tasha’s hideous laughter
creature is grappled (escape DC 14). Until this
3/day each: confusion, enthrall, misty step,
grapple ends, the target is restrained, blinded, and at
suggestion
risk of suffocating, and the poster can't smother
1/day each: hallucinatory terrain, Otto’s irresistible
another target. In addition, at the start of each of
dance
the target's turns, the target takes 10 (2d6 + 3)
bludgeoning damage.
Joyful Presence. Any creature that starts its turn
within 60 feet of Happy Jack must make a DC 18
Wisdom saving throw. On a failed save, the creature
becomes charmed by Happy Jack for 1 minute. On a

Feebles – Zombie Monkey Oinkfat – Immortal Pig
Small beast, chaotic neutral Medium beast, unaligned
Armor Class 12 Armor Class 11 (natural armor)
Speed 30 ft., climb 30 ft., jump 30 ft. Speed 40 ft.
6 (-2) 14 (+2) 10 (+0) 6 (-2) 8 (-1) 6 (-2) 13 (+1) 11 (+0) 12 (+1) 2 (-4) 9 (-1) 5 (-3)
Damage Immunities necrotic, poison; bludgeoning, Senses passive Perception 9
piercing, and slashing from nonmagical attacks. Languages -
Senses passive Perception 9 Challenge 1/4 (50 XP)
Languages Zombie Monkey
Challenge 0 (10 XP) Immortality. Oinkfat is immortal. Whenever they are
reduced to 0 hit points, they die. After 5 minutes,
Limited Immortality. The zombie monkey has the body reconstitutes and Oinkfat jumps to life.
limited immortality. If slain, it resurrects in 30 Charge. If the boar moves at least 20 feet straight
seconds. Though, each time it does, its body toward a target and then hits it with a tusk attack
appears more disheveled and decayed. Once the on the same turn, the target takes an extra 3 (1d6)
zombie monkey has been slain 10 times, it does slashing damage. If the target is a creature, it must
not resurrect again. succeed on a DC 11 Strength saving throw or be
Limited Telepathy. Once someone accepts the knocked prone.
zombie monkey as friendly, a telepathic-like bond Relentless (Recharges after a Short or Long Rest). If
is created between the two; though, speaking to the boar takes 7 damage or less that would reduce
each other requires them to speak like monkeys. it to 0 hit points, it is reduced to 1 hit point
This link can only be established with one creature instead.
at a time.
Misunderstanding. A zombie mind isn’t great at Actions
understanding orders. When the zombie monkey Tusk. Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft.,
is given a command or task, there is a 50% chance one target. Hit: 4 (1d6 + 1) slashing damage.
that they won’t understand. Instead, they may not
complete the task, or they may do something
entirely different.
Standing Leap. The zombie monkey's long jump is
up to 10 feet and its high jump is up to 5 feet, with
or without a running start.
Actions
Claws. Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft.,
one target. Hit: 4 (1d4 + 2) slashing damage.

Stitchling
Large monstrosity, chaotic neutral
Hit Points 123 (13d10 + 52)
Speed 30 ft., 30 ft. climb
17 (+3) 16 (+3) 18 (+4) 13 (+1) 14 (+2) 10 (+0)
Skills Perception +5, Stealth +9
Senses darkvision 120 ft., passive Perception 15
Languages Common, Elvish, Undercommon
Challenge 6 (2,300 XP)
Fey Ancestry. The Stitchling has advantage on saving

throws against being charmed, and magic can't
put her to sleep.
Innate Spellcasting. The Stitchling's innate

spellcasting ability is Wisdom (spell save DC 13).
She can innately cast the following spells,
requiring no material components:
At will: dancing lights

1/day each: darkness, faerie fire
Spider Climb. The Stitchling can climb difficult

surfaces, including upside down on ceilings,
without needing to make an ability check.
Sunlight Sensitivity. While in sunlight, the Stitchling

has disadvantage on attack rolls, as well as on
Wisdom (Perception) checks that rely on sight.
Web Walker. The Stitchling ignores movement

restrictions caused by webbing.
Actions
Multiattack. The Stitchling makes three attacks with
her needle fingers. She can replace one of those
attacks with a bite.
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft.,

one target. Hit: 2 (1d4) piercing damage plus 9 (2d8)
poison damage.
Needle Fingers. Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit,

reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 7 (1d8 +3) slashing
damage.

Swarm of Poisonous Snakes
Medium swarm of tiny beasts, unaligned
Armor Class 14
Hit Points 36 (8d8)
Speed 30 ft.
8 (-1) 18 (+4) 11 (+0) 1 (-5) 10 (+0) 3 (-4)
Damage Resistances bludgeoning, piercing, and
slashing
Condition Immunities charmed, frightened,
grappled, paralyzed, petrified, prone, restrained,
stunned
Senses blindsight 10 ft., passive Perception 10
Languages -
Swarm. The swarm can occupy another creature's

space and vice versa, and the swarm can move
through any opening large enough for a Tiny
snake. The swarm can't regain hit points or gain
temporary hit points.
Actions
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 0 ft.,
one creature in the swarm's space. Hit: 7 (2d6)
piercing damage, or 3 (1d6) piercing damage if the
swarm has half of its hit points or fewer. The target
must make a DC 10 Constitution saving throw, taking
14 (4d6) poison damage on a failed save, or half as
much damage on a successful one.

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Happy Jack’s Funhouse

Cartography: Elven Tower @ElvenTower

Cover Art: Omercan Cirit @OmercanCirit https://www.artstation.com/sleepingrobot

Editor: Brent Sweany @brentsweany

Production and Layout: Jeff C. Stevens

Special Thanks: Ken Carcas

Written by: Jeff C. Stevens & Remley Farr

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Part 1: The Beginning

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The new rail system leads to the painted,

As the adventurers exit the coaster, a

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Appearance: Dilapidated, abandoned, clusters

1B) Old Souvenirs

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Appearance: Corridors, closets, and storage

2A) Empty Storage

Upon further inspection of the hole, it

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2E) Glass and Tools

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Appearance: Wood walls lined with reflective

3A) Trapped Monster

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3B) Mirrored Floor DM’s Note:

3C) Dead Villain

An aspect from the Funhouse Gallery Chart

Proficiency with martial ranged weapons allows

The boomgun fires a ball of magical energy

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• I needs the kids so I can stay happy.

Happy Jack’s Poster comes to life if goaded,

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