Meet The Parents Part 1
Meet The Parents Part 1
Meet The Parents Part 1
Oh, shoot, I forgot to change my shoes! - I can’t resist a man in nurse’s shoes.
I overheard that
Yucky! What smells of old sour milk? - Poor Greg got spit up on by a baby.
You shouldn’t have told your parents that I hate cats. – It just kinda slipped out
They are motion activated. We hide them in lamps, TVs , mirrors, you name it
They come home wagging their little tails, happy to see you… - You want that assurance, don’t
you?
When you yell at a dog it covers its genitals with its tail, dogs are easy to break but cats make
you work for their affection. They don’t sell out the way dogs do.
When Jack had to retire for health reasons... – That’s a bunch of malarkey