He Swore He Just Saw His Sushi Move

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1. He swore he just saw his sushi move.

2. A dead duck doesn't fly backward.


3. Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite
snack.
4. Today we gathered moss for my uncle's
wedding.
5. Greetings from the real universe.
6. Writing a list of random sentences is harder
than I initially thought it would be.
7. Today arrived with a crash of my car through
the garage door.
8. He quietly entered the museum as the super
bowl started.
9. The minute she landed she understood the
reason this was a fly-over state.
10. They got there early, and they got really good
seats.
11. I know many children ask for a pony, but I
wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it.
12. Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup.
13. She wasn't sure whether to be impressed or
concerned that he folded underwear in neat little
packages.
14. The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue.
15. The pigs were insulted that they were named
hamburgers.
16. They say people remember important
moments in their life well, yet no one even
remembers their own birth.
17. The doll spun around in circles in hopes of
coming alive.
18. He was disappointed when he found the
beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny.
19. Random words in front of other random words
create a random sentence.
20. If you really strain your ears, you can just
about hear the sound of no one giving a damn.
21. The bug was having an excellent day until he
hit the windshield.
22. Plans for this weekend include turning wine
into water.
23. No matter how beautiful the sunset, it
saddened her knowing she was one day older.
24. He appeared to be confusingly perplexed.
25. His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being
content and sleeping eight hours in a row.
26. It's never comforting to know that your fate
depends on something as unpredictable as the
popping of corn.
27. It was the first time he had ever seen someone
cook dinner on an elephant.
28. Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it
would be more embarrassing than her computer
browser history.
29. I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could
tell what I was thinking.
30. Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after
all.
31. The father handed each child a roadmap at the
beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it
was so they could find their way home.
32. The wake behind the boat told of the past
while the open sea for told life in the unknown
future.
33. Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything
worth doing is worth doing poorly.
34. It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity.
35. The busker hoped that the people passing by
would throw money, but they threw tomatoes
instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer.
36. The balloons floated away along with all my
hopes and dreams.
37. We will not allow you to bring your pet
armadillo along.
38. It would have been a better night if the guys
next to us weren't in the splash zone.
39. She traveled because it cost the same as
therapy and was a lot more enjoyable.
40. The two walked down the slot canyon
oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance.
41. The book is in front of the table.
42. He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake
wasn’t a good idea.
43. She only paints with bold colors; she does not
like pastels.
44. He went on a whiskey diet and immediately
lost three days.
45. Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with
skateboards have much in common.
46. Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are
not noisy.
47. It had been sixteen days since the zombies
first attacked.
48. At that moment she realized she had a sixth
sense.
49. I purchased a baby clown from the Russian
terrorist black market.
50. He found the end of the rainbow and was
surprised at what he found there.

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