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    Fuck You For Making Me Do This Greedy App Developers5

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    The document contains 50 random sentences ranging from nonsensical to absurd statements. Some sentences mention unusual events or scenarios like going cow tipping to get dollar bills, asking to change but not accept change, seeing a washing machine in a bar, or power bars being adult candy. Overall the document appears to be a collection of unrelated statements without much meaningful information that could be summarized cohesively in 3 sentences or less.

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    You're a greedy piece of uncompassionate shit and nobody likes you ?

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    Fuck you for making me do this greedy app developers5

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    The document contains 50 random sentences ranging from nonsensical to absurd statements. Some sentences mention unusual events or scenarios like going cow tipping to get dollar bills, asking to change but not accept change, seeing a washing machine in a bar, or power bars being adult candy. Overall the document appears to be a collection of unrelated statements without much meaningful information that could be summarized cohesively in 3 sentences or less.

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    Fuck You For Making Me Do This Greedy App Developers5

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    Fuck you for

    1.

    making me do
    this greedy
    app
    developer.
    Fuck you for
    making me do
    this greedy
    app
    developers.
    Fuck you for
    making me do
    this greedy
    app
    developers.
    Fuck you for
    making me do
    this greedy
    app
    developers.
    Fuck you for
    making me do
    this greedy
    app
    developers. Gary
    didn't understand why Doug went upstairs to get
    one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow
    tipping.
    2. Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy
    to throw you under the bus.
    3. Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny
    day.
    4. Now I need to ponder my existence and ask

    myself if I'm truly real


    5. I checked to make sure that he was still alive.

    6. They were excited to see their first sloth.

    7. Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button.

    8. I liked their first two albums but changed my

    mind after that charity gig.


    9. There was no telling what thoughts would come
    from the machine.
    10. I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the

    difference between Pepsi and Coke.


    11. Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of

    milk.
    12. She saw no irony asking me to change but

    wanting me to accept her for who she is.


    13. Nothing seemed out of place except the washing

    machine in the bar.


    14. The tree fell unexpectedly short.

    15. Cursive writing is the best way to build a race

    track.
    16. His mind was blown that there was nothing in

    space except space itself.


    17. Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust.

    18. He kept telling himself that one day it would all

    somehow make sense.


    19. The snow-covered path was no help in finding his

    way out of the back-country.


    20. They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the

    edge of the small beach town.


    21. He put heat on the wound to see what would

    grow.
    22. They finished building the road they knew no one

    would ever use.


    23. They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars.

    24. All they could see was the blue water surrounding

    their sailboat.
    25. His son quipped that power bars were nothing

    more than adult candy bars.


    26. I know many children ask for a pony, but I
    wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it.
    27. You're unsure whether or not to trust him, but

    very thankful that you wore a turtle neck.


    28. Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as

    elegant as a gliding pelican.


    29. She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a

    duck and a ferret instead.


    30. If any cop asks you where you were, just say you

    were visiting Kansas.


    31. The virus had powers none of us knew existed.

    32. Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the

    beach since that's where the people are.


    33. Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave

    today as a memory.
    34. The hawk didn’t understand why the ground

    squirrels didn’t want to be his friend.


    35. Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has

    arrived.
    36. It isn't difficult to do a handstand if you just

    stand on your hands.


    37. This is the last random sentence I will be writing

    and I am going to stop mid-sent


    38. Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol

    among macho men.


    39. Had he known what was going to happen, he

    would have never stepped into the shower.


    40. Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to

    annoy everyone.
    41. It's always a good idea to seek shelter from the

    evil gaze of the sun.


    42. I was very proud of my nickname throughout
    high school but today- I couldn’t be any different
    to what my nickname was.
    43. Just because the water is red doesn't mean you

    can't drink it.


    44. I only enjoy window shopping when the windows

    are transparent.
    45. She had that tint of craziness in her soul that

    made her believe she could actually make a


    difference.
    46. They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the

    lady’s bag of food.


    47. Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even

    though he's never been there.


    48. Too many prisons have become early coffins.

    49. It was at that moment that he learned there are

    certain parts of the body that you should never


    Nair.
    50. I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.

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