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 Introduction

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Between the Covers: An Interview with Ben K., aka “Stoic Specimen”

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Between the Covers: An Interview with Ramzy M., aka “Beetlejuice”

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Between the Covers: An Interview with Ben R., aka “Man Bun”

NYC 4/5/6
Between the Covers: An Interview with Jon J., aka “Romeo”

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Between the Covers: An Interview with Victor R., aka “New York Fashion
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Between the Covers: An Interview with Jon G., aka “Soccer Stud”

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Introduction

This is a book about hot dudes reading books. Don’t worry, you can with no eggs Benedict, your mind is free to wander . . . and for me and
thank us later. my friends, our favorite thing is fantasizing about the men whose paths
The inspiration for this could only come from one place: New we cross in our daily lives. As true millennials (mostly), we shared
York City, Concrete Jungle Where Dreams Are Made. I never these fantasies with each other over group text. We unanimously
expected that my own admittedly inappropriate daydreams about agreed that guys reading a good old-fashioned book were more
strangers on the subway would find a following on Instagram and attractive than those swiping away on a smartphone, or the ones just
lead to writing a book with my best friends, but here we are. along for the ride, drowning out the world with their headphones.
Our story starts with New York City itself. As a young, single Then, one hungover morning in February 2015, we decided to share
resident of this city, you spend a lot of time thinking about your future, the subjects of our dirtiest daydreams with the world on Instagram.
everything you want in life, and who you want along for the ride. The Ever since then, we’ve connected with hundreds of thousands of people
energy of this place is contagious, and, as you try to carve out your around the world who share our enthusiasm for highly literate hotties.
place amid the chaos, it instills a hunger in you that truly never sleeps. This book is our way of thanking those early supporters, and giving
This is not to say that obsessing over the future is unique to this them something they can take home to spend the night with.
city, but New Yorkers often find themselves doing it in public. On a This book is also a journey through the city that made all this possible,
weekday, it could be while you’re waiting on the subway platform as and brought us all together. We’ve toured our beloved town along every
the F train inexplicably flies past you when you’re already ten minutes subway line, from the A/C/E to the J/Z, in search of the hottest book
late for work and nursing a low-grade hangover. On weekends, lovers we could find. We also took some detours to interview a few of
it could be while you’re standing on the sidewalk outside of your the guys who originally appeared on our Instagram account so we could
favorite brunch spot as you press your face against the window, find out the truth behind the fictions we created for them.
longing for a table and a Bloody Mary (and maybe some food). As you go on this journey with us, we think you’ll agree: no
During the summer, it could be while you’re in an overcrowded train matter the season, subway line, or neighborhood, there’s a hot dude
for hours on the way to the beach, or in Central Park looking for reading, ready to become the subject of your next great fantasy. Just
respite from the concrete, glass, and steel. remember, Jay & Alicia were right: there’s literally no one—I mean,
When you’re stuck underground with no Wi-Fi, or aboveground nothing—you can’t do.
A/C/E
I’m not one to pick favorites, but in the warmer months

I go out of my way to ride the A/C/E in the summer

swelter. You can find a shirtless stud at Rockaway

Beach, a shirtless runner on the West Side Highway, or

a shirtless hunk relaxing in Central Park. Okay, so maybe

I have a type. #YouDontKnowMe

 Washington Heights –168th Street

Whoa! The last time I saw this many muscles, they were

bathed in white wine and butter. These may be a different

kind, but he looks equally delicious and I’m working up

an appetite. Maybe I can convince him to take me out for

a nice dinner in the city. “One dozen oysters, please”—

hope he gets that hint. #ShuckMe

 96th Street

I keep spotting glimpses of this mysterious man, but

Professor Plum and Ms. Peacock over here are getting

in my way. Looks like I’ll need to move closer to get

a clue about the type of guy he really is. Bet we can

have a killer time getting to know each other.

#InTheConservatory #WithHisPipe
 Central Park

I was so taken by this beautifully built structure, I

almost didn’t notice those buildings behind him.

I wasted my entire lunch break doing burpees and

stretches, hoping he would notice me. Whatever

book he’s reading had better be good, because

these grass stains are going to be hard to explain.

#ThereGoesThatPromotion
 Times Square—42nd Street

The only reason I’d ever go to Times Square is to catch a

Broadway show, but this bag-toting bookworm is a close

second. He already has me doing high kicks, so let’s hope

this Hedwig has more than an angry inch.

#MakeMeHitThoseHighNotes
 23rd Street

The meticulously dressed Midtown men of the Eighth

Avenue line never disappoint, and he’s certainly no exception.

As well as that jacket fits his broad shoulders, I can’t help

but think how it would warm me up on a chilly night. I

wonder if the same strategy would work if I told him my

legs were cold too. #NoJacketNoPantsNoProblem

 The High Line

Hallelujah! If I didn’t know any better, I’d say the big guy

upstairs was shining a spotlight on this heavenly being.

He looks angelic while winding down after a long day of

work. Let’s hope that halo of his fades when the sun sets,

otherwise I’ll never get to find out how much better he

looks when it rises. #WontBeTheOnlyThingRising

 West 4th Street–Washington Square

Extra, extra! Read all about it: “Hot Men Invading

NYC Subway System.” That’s one headline I wouldn’t

mind seeing more often, especially if this dashing

dude is on the front page. My journalism degree is

about to come in handy, because I’m going to do

some investigative work for a follow-up piece that

would make Woodward and Bernstein proud.

#AndDeepThroatToo #ThingsILearnedInCollege
 Canal Street

Considering his choice of reading material, I can tell this

adorable analyst has a head for business and a mind for

fun. The fact that he’s reading Freakonomics must mean

he’s curious about the hidden side of things, and he’s not

the only one. I’d like to do my own hands-on research to

find out if his lean isn’t the only thing that falls to the left.

#LetsSeeThatDemandCurve #AndTheInflationRate
 World Trade Center

This station has me wondering if I’ve

been transported from the subway to the

Starship Enterprise, because this perfect

specimen is out of this world. If there’s a

planet where flawless creatures like this

roam free, then fire up the engines—I’m

ready to blast off. #StageFiveKlingOn

 Brooklyn Bridge Park

I was soakin’ up some rays on the waterfront

when I caught a glimpse of this scruffy stud.

Judging by that Hawaiian shirt and his taste in

scenic reading spots, I’ll bet he’s the kind of guy

who’s into traveling to far-off places. I’m thinking

honeymoon suites, Mai Tais on the beach, and

couples massages at sunset. Oh screw it . . .

#JustLeiMe
 High Street

Did I just step onto the A train, or did I wake up as

the lovesick star of a John Hughes movie? There hasn’t

been a boy this crush-worthy in flannel since Jake Ryan

made all our birthday wishes come true. This subway

isn’t exactly a red Porsche, but I’d still let him take me

out for a Day Off at our own private Breakfast Club.

#ReservationForBabeFroman #SausageKingOfNewYork
 Broadway Junction

One glimpse of this tan and glowing gent and my

day is already feeling brighter. I’ll bet it’s hard for him

to readjust to city life after spending time basking in

the sun. As the self-appointed chair of his welcoming

committee, I’m going to try to make his adjustment as

easy as possible so he won’t want to leave again.

#DontMindTheHandcuffs
 Rockaway Beach

Just rolled over to bronze my back and noticed

this buff beefcake with a good book in hand.

It is definitely not T-shirt time over here. He’s

a hotter version of the Situation, except with

more brains and none of the baggage. Make

some room on that towel, bro, and I’ll teach

you a little something about my own version

of GTL. #Gym #Tan #Lovemaking

 hotdudesreading June 12, 2015
Between the Covers:
An Interview with Ben K., aka
“Stoic Specimen”

Hot Dudes Reading: What book were you reading when featured on the account?
Ben K.: I was reading Stephen King’s The Stand.

HDR: What do you do for a living?

BK: At the moment, I’m modeling for a living.

HDR: Everyone starts somewhere . . . what was your favorite childhood book
and why?
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BK: I remember thoroughly enjoying Corduroy. I believe that was the first book I
hotdudesreading My heart is anything but still after
read. I also have fond memories of reading Goodnight Opus with my sisters before
a glance at this stoic specimen. He’s the epitome of bed. Those illustrations will stay with me forever.
­perfection, a cross between Michelangelo’s David
and a real-life Ken doll. That’s one inanimate object HDR: What’s your favorite book or author and why?
I’d like to bring to life, as long as a certain region
doesn’t resemble either one of theirs. BK: My favorite author is Fyodor Dostoyevsky. So much so that I’ve named all of
my pets after him.
#WasThereAMarbleShortage? #WhySoSmoothKen?
#hotdudesreading
HDR: You’re an old-school guy (so hot)—what makes you choose print books over BK: I am single, but I haven’t procured any dates from the post. I did receive a
Kindles or other digital platforms? direct message from a man asking if I was interested in working as an escort. But I
don’t know if I would really call that stuff “dating.”
BK: I have yet to attempt reading a book on a Kindle. To be completely honest, I’m
afraid of them. I’m afraid I’ll fall in love with the convenience and won’t have the
willpower to put it down. I have friends who’ve gotten hooked and ended up in HDR: Similarly, how many times have you used your appearance on @hotdudes
back alleys doing unmentionable, blow-jobby things for ebooks. I don’t want to go reading to pick up girls/guys?
down that road if I can help it. BK: There was one time when I tried to salvage a derailing date by showing the
post as proof that I am contributing to society. Nine months later, that lovely lady
HDR: What’s the sexiest thing a girl/guy could be reading? gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. With another man, but who’s counting?
BK: Anything that shows she’s an intellectual. Like Dav Pilkey or Margaret Wise
Brown. HDR: Be honest: Have you gotten laid because of this?
BK: Sadly, no. Although, one morning after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up
HDR: Hardcover or soft-cover? ­naked in an abandoned train car surrounded by a circle of still-burning candles and
an inverted pentagram painted on my chest in pig’s blood. So, maybe?
BK: I prefer soft-cover books.

HDR: As a follow-up question, can you then confirm we’re doing God’s work?
HDR: Describe to us what it was like when you first saw you had been featured on
@hotdudesreading. Go. BK: Oh yes, definitely yes.
BK: It was all thoroughly exciting. The post was brought to my attention by a friend
who tagged me in the comments, and I couldn’t believe it.

HDR: How has being featured changed your life?

BK: I like to think I’m still the same me. When I was hanging up the posters of it on
my wall, I remember telling myself that I wouldn’t let this Instagram post go to my
head. I’ve seen Behind the Music. I know what groupies can do to relationships. As
soon as they show up, I will politely but sternly tell them I’m not interested.

HDR: Have you gotten any dates out of this whole thing? Any long-term ­relationships?
I mean . . . are you single? Will you date me?
L
The L train may rank near the bottom in weekend

reliability, but when it comes to spotting hot dudes, it’s

consistently on top. I don’t even mind hearing the words

“The L train is down,” because once I’m out in Brooklyn,

I know I’ll be getting down too. #BoundForBEDford

 Montrose Avenue

Holy bulging arms—this is exactly the sort of man I want

by my side. I’ll bet this huggable Bushwick beast is the

type to step up and defend his loved ones in dicey situa-

tions, and maybe even turn green in the process. Bad guys

wouldn’t stand a chance around him, just like his shirt

doesn’t stand a chance around me. #TheIncredibleHunk

 Graham Avenue

This Kerouac fan’s all-black outfit and long locks are putting a

modern twist on the classic Beat Generation vibe. He probably

writes his own poetry and can recite entire works by Ginsberg

upon request. Hey there, Daddy-O, if you ever get stuck, I can

help you finish. #IKnowHowToMakeAManHOWL

 McCarren Park

This beautiful fall weather has me jonesin’ for a trip

outside the city, so it’s a good thing this plaid prince

is already dressed for a pumpkin-picking adventure.

I hope he doesn’t mind getting those perfectly white

kicks a little dirty, because I’m planning a detour in

the haystacks. #OneHelluvaHayride

 East River State Park

I stopped dead in my tracks when I spotted

this blue-hued beauty on my morning run.

He’s so engrossed in that book, I’ll bet he

doesn’t realize I’ve been pretending to tie my

shoelaces for the last five minutes. Hopefully

he’ll look up and enjoy his view as much as I’m

enjoying mine. #LoopSwoopAndPullMeIn

 St. Mark’s Place

My caffeine addiction won’t be the only thing

bringing me to the coffee shop if this piping

hottie is waiting out front with a strong cup

of joe. People always say they like their men

the same way as their coffee, and I have to

agree: first thing in the morning.

#AndAgainInTheAfternoon

#OnceMoreAfterDinner
 Third Avenue

All dressed up on the L? This enticing entrepreneur

must have a big pitch today. He’s so adorable that I’d

buy whatever he’s selling. Orange-scented toilet paper?

Have to have it. Battery-powered scissors? Completely

reasonable! The purrfect cat tower? I’ll take two!

#IDontEvenHaveACat
 14th Street–Union Square

Lucky for me, I caught this stylish suitor right as he was

settling in for a long commute home. From the looks of

his crisp jacket and those wild socks, he’s clearly not afraid

to show off a few of his favorite colors. In fact, he’s done

such a good job that I feel like I should show him mine.

#NudeGoesWithEverything
 Eighth Avenue

Is there any better way to end my tour of the city’s most

attractive subway line than here in the Meatpacking District?

I’m tempted to ask this delicious dude for a live demo on

how the neighborhood got its name, but I should probably

take a hint from that sign behind him and take it easy. Besides,

if he makes the first move, that’s exactly what I’ll be.

#LikeTakingCandyFromABaby
 hotdudesreading August 4, 2015
Between the Covers:
An Interview with Ramzy M.,
aka “Beetlejuice”

Hot Dudes Reading: What book were you reading when featured on the account?
Ramzy M.: Dave Eggers’s A Hologram for the King.

HDR: What do you do for a living?

RM: I’m a senior designer at Nickelodeon.

HDR: Everyone starts somewhere . . . what was your favorite childhood book and
why?
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RM: Haha, it’s a book called Anansi the Spider. It’s a kid’s book based on the Ashanti
hotdudesreading This Brooklyn-bound babe is ­rocking
tale of how the moon came to find its place in the sky. The illustrations are really
some serious artistic style. He’s either on his way to
gorgeous.
­referee a Kan Jam tournament in McCarren Park (that’s
a thing, right?) or coming back from a Beetlejuice 3 HDR: What’s your favorite book or author and why?
­audition. I hope it’s the latter because I’m sure he’d have
no problem making me call out his name three times. RM: Dave Eggers. I’ve always been a fan; recently I read The Circle and couldn’t get
enough. It raises so many important questions about privacy in the information age.
­#TakeMeToYourNetherWorld #hotdudesreading
HDR: You’re an old-school guy (so hot)—what makes you choose print books over HDR: Have you gotten any dates out of this whole thing? Any long-term ­relationships?
Kindles or other digital platforms? I mean . . . are you single? Will you date me?
RM: We spend enough time staring at a glowing screen. I appreciate the tactile RM: Haha, I can’t say I’ve brought it up of my own volition. Seems tacky, no? Hey, look,
­sensation of thumbing through dog-eared pages. That, and when I’m finished they’re I was on this Instagram so you should date me! I am currently single, so yes, call me?
like trophies—like taxidermied animals to a game hunter.
HDR: Similarly, how many times have you used your appearance on @hotdudes
HDR: What’s the sexiest thing a girl/guy could be reading? reading to pick up girls/guys?
RM: Haha . . . this is such a complicated question. I think Bukowski is sexy. Any RM: Never.
of the Beat poets and writers. Camus, Nietzsche, Animorphs, Goosebumps. Shel
Silverstein. HDR: Be honest: Have you gotten laid because of this?
RM: I don’t know if I can say there was a direct correlation, but I have had sex with
HDR: Hardcover or soft-cover? people who saw the post and thought it was funny.
RM: Soft-cover is easier to hold and read on the go. Hardcover looks better on a
shelf, though! Books are meant to be used, so I’m in the soft camp. Such an unsexy HDR: As a follow-up question, can you then confirm we’re doing God’s work?
answer, I know.
RM: Gloria in excelsis deo. Et in terra pax hominibus. Amen.

HDR: Describe to us what it was like when you first saw you had been featured on
@hotdudesreading. Go.
RM: A childhood friend of mine texted me a screenshot. I was honestly ­pretty
­surprised—I know I’m no dog, but compared to the other men on the feed I
felt like the black sheep. I’m honored and flattered no less! And the caption has
­provided my friend group with endless laughs. Whoever writes these things needs
their own TV show. Or a book. Oh, wait.

HDR: How has being featured changed your life?

RM: Not much, really. I’ve had a couple dates pull it up and ask me if that’s me. I
think my ex-boyfriends have seen it (which is endlessly satisfying). My mom is, like,
super proud.
1/2/3
Caution—you are now entering the red zone. These lines

can be dangerous to ride, with too many hot dudes to

count. You can collide with a gorgeous grad on his way to

class or find yourself in a staring contest with a Bowling

Green bookworm. Once you find a mate, the rest is as

easy as 1-2-3. #JustLikeMe #JK #Kinda

 Columbia University

Starting my day up on campus, and class is definitely in

session. It’s always a welcome bonus spotting a dude who

has the brawn to match the brains, and this hot T.A. has

plenty to spare. I might have to swing by his office hours to

show him what T&A really stands for. #HandsOnLearning

 72nd Street

Judging by the tattered pages and taped-up binding, this

is a guy who knows what he likes and keeps going back

for more. He’s definitely a regular at all the neighborhood

spots. It’s only a matter of time before his waiter knows

my order, his bartender pours my usual, and his doorman

waves me right in every night. #AndOutEveryMorning

 Columbus Circle

When it comes to The Five Love Languages, I’ve always

wondered which one I speak. I’ll bet this brainy blond is

fluent in all of them, so maybe he can play interpreter and

help me figure it out. Full disclosure—I’ve never been that

great with foreign tongues. #ButHisWillDoJustFine

 34th Street–Penn Station

I can’t say I’ve ever enjoyed being in Penn Station,

but this classic cutie is making this sweatbox

tolerable. It’s always refreshing to see a guy

confident enough to rock a plain white tee.

Add him to the list alongside Marlon Brando,

James Dean, and Adam Levine . . . but there’s

another list I’d like to add him to first.

#AnotherNotch #ThisBeltIsGettingTight
 Christopher Street Pier

Is this guy serious? With that grade-A beard, the perfect man

bun, and a top-notch reading spot, this dreamy trifecta of

man-meat looks too good to be true. If he didn’t look so

comfortable on that bench, I’d cozy right up next to him and

show him he’s not the only one who prefers it horizontal.

#AndVertical #AndDiagonal #WHATDoesThatEvenMean

 Pier 40

This sexy striker must be killing time before his next

scrimmage, and I’d love to be picked first to help

warm him up. Normally I try to stay away from sports

where balls go flying at my nose, but for him I’ll make

an exception. Here’s to hoping I can handle his drills.

#ThereGoesMySocialLife
 Houston Street

Perfect timing—we’re nearing the end of the

line just as he’s coming to the end of his book.

I should swoop in and suggest we discuss it

over drinks, even though I haven’t exactly read

it yet. Not a problem: I’ve had to fake my way

through more important conversations before.

#Only5to7DrinksAWeekDoc #ISwear

This hypnotizing hipster is a welcome change

 Bowling Green

This hypnotizing hipster is a welcome change of pace

among the usual FiDi suits, especially with that tattoo

peeking out from under his shirt. I wonder what other

surprises he has hiding up his sleeve. #OrDownHisPants

 hotdudesreading April 20, 2015
Between the Covers:
An Interview with Ben R., aka
“Man Bun”

Hot Dudes Reading: What book were you reading when featured on the account?
Ben R.: I was reading Dream of the Red Chamber.

HDR: What do you do for a living?

BR: I’m currently an account executive on the BrightEdge new business team.

♥ 44,570 likes 5,558 HDR: Everyone starts somewhere . . . what was your favorite childhood book and
hotdudesreading Forget about #manbunmonday—I could why?
see myself settling into a routine with this hunk every other BR: This is super cliché, but Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. Certainly
day of the week and twice on Sundays. He looks like the pays to have British friends! There was nothing like it; I didn’t read it, I devoured
tough but sensitive CrossFit trainer with a permanently it. I still marvel at the complex sentence structure, coupled with the satisfying
sold-out class that everyone is dying to get into. But those and ­approachable language. Reading that book going into a double-digit birthday
fitness groupies will never get to see him the way I will— showed me what was possible when finding the right book at the right time.
hair down, soaking those muscles in the tub with a good
book surrounded by candles and bubbles.
#UpCloseAndPersonalTraining #hotdudesreading
HDR: What’s your favorite book or author and why? HDR: Describe to us what it was like when you first saw you had been featured on
@hotdudesreading. Go.
BR: I read a ton of graphic novels and pepper in contemporary and modern fiction.
Guilty pleasures? Addiction memoirs. Favorite authors would be William Styron, BR: LOTS of messages of support from my girlfriend’s friends and cheeky texts
Chuck Palahniuk, William Burroughs (I have a hamsa tattoo covering my leg with from people in high school I haven’t talked to in years. I was a little ashamed, as I’d
Burroughs’s eye as the centerpiece), Toni Morrison, Charles Bukowski, and many just started the book I was photographed with, so being twenty pages deep wasn’t
others. the best impression to the Internet horde.

HDR: You’re an old-school guy (so hot)—what makes you choose print books over HDR: How has being featured changed your life?
Kindles or other digital platforms? BR: I have two weird metrics in my life right now: Instagram likes surpassing 40,000,
BR: There’s such a satisfying feeling researching a book, going into a local book- and 5,000-plus comments from individuals all over the world. I’m a huge hit in Toledo,
shop or specialty shop in the city, making that purchase, and cracking it open at Ohio, thanks to my girlfriend’s family. Did it make work a little awkward for a little
home. While I discover new books through social media, the New York Times, the while? And did I love that it made work a little awkward for a while? Yes and yes.
Wall Street Journal’s book reviews, etc., seeking books out and holding them in my
hands lowers the volume in my digital life. I have an iPad that I read DC Comics on, HDR: Have you ever used your appearance on @hotdudesreading to your
as well as business and sales books, but anything that’s two feet from my face and ­advantage?
glows feels like work.
BR: Haven’t had the opportunity, though it is a great icebreaker when a friend says
I’m really big on Instagram. It’s the ultimate wingman tool, especially when they find
HDR: What’s the sexiest thing a girl/guy could be reading? out I’m unavailable. The girls are intrigued by the HDR guy, but they stay for my
BR: I’m not the guy for this question. Similar to the old adage, “You can’t judge available and very charming friend.
a book by its cover,” you can’t judge someone’s character by their book. “Hey,
­Canterbury Tales! How are you liking it?” “Umm . . . there’s just, like, SO much. HDR: Be honest: Have you gotten any of your friends laid because of this?
My professor . . .”
BR: Every wingman feels at least a fraction of a percent responsible for getting his
buddy in a lady’s good graces, so if we added up all those percentages, it may add
HDR: Hardcover or soft-cover?
up to one “lay.”
BR: Hardcover at home. You can take the time to fold and crease her pages in a
­uniform way, and boy does she look pretty. I’d say soft-cover for on-the-go because, HDR: As a follow-up question, can you then confirm we’re doing God’s work?
let’s face it, she’s up for anything. Shove her in a bag, break her open on a crowded
BR: Keep it up! Spread your literary gospel of commuter reading and man-meat to
train, roll around in the sand, and dab at the pages when she gets wet. Softcover are
the masses! HDR book clubs with some of your more colorful features? Sign me up
stories in motion. What am I saying, soft-cover. Soft-cover for the win.
as an acolyte and evangelist—I’m a patient and gentle teacher.
4/5/6
The 4/5/6 is the perfect train line to take you to all of the

places where you can live out your literary fantasies. Pick

up a modern-day Gatsby on the Upper East Side, spot a

contemporary Holden Caulfield in Grand Central Terminal,

or search for your very own Moby Dick on the next boat

leaving South Ferry. And who knows, you may even end

up scoring a one-on-one Breakfast at Tiffany’s with your

dream man. #DontGoLightlyOnMe

 Wall Street

The 6 train may be old and tired, but my

late-night ride just got a fresh new look. This

Wall Street stud is burning the midnight oil,

because money never sleeps . . . and we

won’t either. #StocksAndBondage

 Brooklyn Bridge—City Hall

Hey stranger, what are you doing all dressed

up in white with nowhere to go? How about

I take you by the hand and march you up

to City Hall to make an honest man of you?

Don’t worry, it’ll be a quick ceremony, because

I’m already planning ahead for the honeymoon.

#ConsummationStation
 Bleecker Street

On my way to meet a friend for drinks, my jaw literally fell

open when I spotted this California dream. Maybe it’s his

brawny arms, or that tropical print jacket, but he looks like

he spends his days surfing and his nights throwing back

Longboard Lagers. I’m sure there are a few tricks he could

show me, but all I want to know is if he can hang ten.

#Inches #ThatsWhatItMeansRight?
 14th Street–Union Square

Maybe not the best place to read a book, but it looks like

no one’s complaining. He’s clearly not afraid to get down in

inappropriate places, so we should find another spot to get

personal. Where’s an empty train car when you need one?

#ImTheConductorNow
 33rd Street

Now this is my kind of 2-for-1 special. No need for

happy hour, because I’m already drunk in love with both

of these gorgeous gents. How do I decide between Mr.

Business in the back or Mr. Party in the front? Maybe I

don’t have to . . . I’ve always been told that two’s a crowd.

#AndThreesAParty
 St. Patrick’s Cathedral

The higher powers must be trying to get me

to church if they’re planting bait like this on

the front steps. I’d already be owning up to all

the thoughts this angel is putting in my head

if I wasn’t worried about needing a marathon

confession session. But then again, the best part

about coming clean is getting a little dirty first.

#SqueezeMePleaseMeThenFebrezeMe
 86th Street

Hot damn. This stud is what all of my high school fan-

tasies were made of: a gorgeous face, prom king hair,

and a lacrosse captain’s body. I’ll bet he was no stranger

to “that spot” under the bleachers. Let’s just hope he

wasn’t too busy to take Home Ec, because I’m about

to rip off all of those buttons. #LikeItsPromNight

 125th Street

Based on this clean-cut charmer’s perfectly

pressed suit, I’m thinking he’s got it all together.

I’m picturing a high-rise apartment with a

fully stocked kitchen and color-coded closet.

He probably even folds his fitted sheets. I’ll

be happy as long as his thread count is higher

than my bank account. #ThreeFigures

 161st Street–Yankee Stadium

I was rushing down the stairs late to the

game when this big boy made me slam on

the brakes—I wasn’t expecting to see a jock

like him outside the park. Suddenly I stopped

caring about the action on the field and could

only focus on scoring. He may not be one of

the players, but he’s definitely getting to third

base tonight. #AndWavingHimHome

 hotdudesreading February 24, 2015
Between the Covers:
An Interview with Jon J.,
aka “Romeo”

Hot Dudes Reading: What were you reading when featured on the account?
Jon J.: Confessions of an Economic Hit Man by John Perkins.

HDR: What do you do for a living?

JJ: I work for an engineering design and consultancy firm in Midtown. I am a
­mechanical engineer.

♥ 28,709 likes 1,415 HDR: Everyone starts somewhere . . . what was your favorite childhood book and
hotdudesreading His book may be in rough shape, but why?
this dude is re-FINE-d. He looks like he’s about to step JJ: The Alchemist. Santiago is a curious and courageous young boy in search of “the
onstage for Shakespeare in the Park, and I’ll gladly be possible.” The Alchemist is an exciting and relatable story about pursuing passion and
his Juliet. Thankfully he can’t hear the soliloquy forming purpose, personal development, and the attainment of a higher consciousness. As
in my head. a boy, and to this day, I find myself filled with the same sentiments, asking the same
#MontagueMe #hotdudesreading questions, and seeking the same ends.
HDR: What’s your favorite book or author and why? HDR: Have you gotten any dates out of this whole thing? Any long-term ­relationships?
I mean . . . are you single? Will you date me?
JJ: Rocket Boys by Homer Hickam Jr. Hickam grew up in a coal mining town in
West Virginia in the early ’60s. He defied expectations, and what appeared to be JJ: No, actually, and quite single. What time am I picking you up?
­insurmountable odds, by becoming a NASA engineer. Homer is the embodiment of
determination and steadfast diligence; an example that I’ve always strived to follow. HDR: Similarly, how many times have you used your appearance on @hotdudes​
reading to pick up girls/guys?
HDR: You’re an old-school guy (so hot)—what makes you choose print books over JJ: I’d never bring it up; hate to blow my own horn.
Kindles or other digital platforms?
JJ: Sometimes the old ways are best. HDR: Be honest: Have you gotten laid because of this?
JJ: No, ma’am/sir, but it’s still early.
HDR: What’s the sexiest thing a girl/guy could be reading?
JJ: Mystery, horror, science fiction, psychologically driven books . . . anything that HDR: As a follow-up question, can you then confirm we’re doing God’s work?
engages higher intellect and imagination. A well-nourished and unbridled imagination
JJ: Absolutely. You’re providing wingman services to a handful of deserving
keeps matters interesting, possibly dangerous, but, more important, far from boring.
­gentlemen, promoting extracurricular/leisure reading worldwide, and you’re ­giving
girls and young women a new standard for boyfriends to strive for. Well done,
HDR: Hardcover or soft-cover? HDR. Seriously, though.
JJ: Since we’re running with the double entendres . . . I say I take things on a case-
by-case basis. It depends on the subject matter, and on the intended duration and
frequency of usage.

HDR: Describe to us what it was like when you first saw you had been featured on
@hotdudesreading. Go.
JJ: I remember being very confused. I got a few screenshots from several friends in
addition to accusations that I had been posing on the E train to promote reading
among today’s youth.

HDR: How has being featured changed your life?

JJ: Mom keeps urging me to use my newfound “power” to find a girlfriend, settle
down, and extend the family.
B/D/F/M
The B/D/F/M is like a tasting room with a variety of

flavors. You can pick up an earthy Lower East Side artist

on Essex, or, if you’re in the mood for something rich, you

can snag a smoky suit at 30 Rock. Either way, you’ll be

sure to find something that goes down smooth.

#IllTakeASixPack
 96th Street

This devilishly handsome dude is putting all kinds of naughty

ideas in my head. The way he’s leaning up against that pole

makes me wonder if he’s about to give everyone on the

train a Magic Mike moment. Good thing I have a front-row

seat and enough singles to make it rain in here.

#MeetMeInTheChampagneRoom #JustOneMoreSong
 72nd Street

I hardly noticed the train has been stuck in the station for

the last five minutes because I’ve been busy staring down

this cut-up cutie. Those rips are giving me a good preview

of the man underneath, and I’m itching to see more. Good

thing he doesn’t mind a little wear and tear, because I’m not

much of a seamstress. #ButIdStillThreadHisNeedle

 Bryant Park

I nearly choked on my lunch today when I noticed

this dude next to me. A near-death experience

would be totally worth it if it means he’ll come to

the rescue with the Heimlich. I’ve got a few other

maneuvers in mind that I’d use to return the favor.

#MoreLikeHeimLICK
 Madison Square Park

I’m usually drooling over a different kind of meat at the city’s

best burger joint, but this man has me wildly distracted. He

looks ready to settle in for a nice afternoon in the park, and

I hope this piece of grade-A beef wants company. After

comparing notes on our favorite authors and a nice stroll

through the park, maybe we can share a patty or two.

#WaitTillHeSeesMyBuns
 Broadway–Lafayette Street

This focused fox doesn’t seem to even notice the

impromptu concert going on over his shoulder. I wonder

what it’ll take to get his undivided attention. Maybe

show off my brass? Diddle his fiddle? Either way, my

performance is going to end with a standing O.

#OrTwo
 Delancey Street–Essex Street

Surprise, surprise: another delay on the F train. For once I

don’t mind, since it gives this guy more time to put down

that book and make a move. He’ll soon learn that some

things are worth the wait—like the next installment of Game

of Thrones, the latest iPhone, and holding off till marriage.

#OrSoTheySay #WhoTheHellAreThey?
 Prospect Park

A big guy and a small fry—swoon! This dreamy

daddy might be taken, but who says I can’t look?

He’s got it all: the band, the baby, and the bod.

Time for me to take a stroll and find a man of my

own. They don’t call it Prospect Park for nothin’.

#GonnaBeALongStroll #BroughtMyWalkingShoes
 Church Avenue

No A.C. on this train? That shouldn’t be a problem. The

steamier the better with this spicy stud. I think we’re only

about two degrees away from him ripping that tank off or

me completely passing out . . . from the heat, I promise.

#StayCool #YouGotThis #MaybeNot #SendHelp

 Kings Highway

I’m not sure if it’s the gorgeous gent or the smell of the

trash pile behind him that’s making me weak in the knees,

but that’s the risk you take getting on the empty car of a

crowded train. As soon as the doors open, I’m getting the

hell out of here, and you’d better believe I’m taking him

with me. #NoHotDudesLeftBehind

 Coney Island

I’ve always been a wimp about that first big drop, but it

looks like I’ve found the perfect strongman to help me

get over my fear. With him by my side, there isn’t a twist,

bend, or drop on Coney Island that I can’t handle. Soon

enough, we’ll be out of tickets and headed home for a dif-

ferent kind of thrill ride. #HesGoingToWantASeasonPass

 hotdudesreading July 7, 2015

Between the Covers:
An Interview with Victor R., aka
“New York Fashion Week Model”

Hot Dudes Reading: What book were you reading when featured on the account?
Victor R.: Oddly enough, I was reading How to Be an Adult: A Handbook on
­Psychological and Spiritual Integration by David Richo.

HDR: What do you do for a living?

VR: I am a father to my nine-year-old son, and I get paid to model and act. I’m also
a poet and aspiring photographer.

HDR: Everyone starts somewhere . . . what was your favorite childhood book and
♥ 35,691 likes 1,610 why?
hotdudesreading I love a man who makes a statement, VR: There’s a Nightmare in My Closet by Mercer Mayer. The boy opened himself up
and this guy looks like a top model who just finished walk- to his fear, faced his fear, and became friends with it.
ing the runway at fashion week. I’m trying hard to contain
my inner fangirl, but part of me wants to run up to him like HDR: What’s your favorite book or author and why?
a teenager trying to get an autograph at a One Direction
VR: The book at the moment would be Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant ­Messiah
concert. If only I had somewhere he could put his signa- by Richard Bach. My favorite author is Kahlil Gibran because I love his style. His
ture. Hmm, on second thought . . . work feels like it has the essence of Whitman and the power of the Old Testament.
#PutYourHancockOnMe #NYFWM #hotdudesreading
HDR: You’re an old-school guy (so hot)—what makes you choose print books over HDR: How has being featured on @hotdudesreading changed your life?
Kindles or other digital platforms? VR: I don’t think it has changed my life. Friends thought it was hilarious I got caught
VR: Books feel real. I write as well, including poetry, so I respect the process. and featured. So it has sparked fun conversations. There were a bunch of hilarious
Digital feels easy. Yes, I completely understand that digital is an art form and has its comments left on the image. 34,758 likes. That is crazy—I’m just reading on the
place as a platform to get content out. I just like to take a break from the screen train.
and feel a page, have a bookmark, and pick up where I left off. I’m on the phone all
day with e-mails and phone calls and other mindless activities, so a book feels like a HDR: Have you gotten any dates out of this whole thing? Any long-term
break and an exploration. r­ elationships? I mean . . . are you single? Will you date me?
VR: I’m not sure I have gotten a date out of it. Maybe hit on through Instagram. No
HDR: What’s the sexiest thing a girl/guy could be reading? long-term relationships. I am single. I don’t even know if you are a man or woman
VR: Anything that expands one’s consciousness. Your kid’s homework, self-help, or a child in Cambodia. All I know is you have access to a computer. You might be
poetry, essays, spiritual texts, braille, metaphysics, art, How to (insert subject) for in prison? I am fresh out of a break-up, so I am licking my wounds. I’ll be back on
Dummies, a manual, whatever gets your rocks off. Anything that’s a step in the di- the market soon.
rection of discovering yourself and your likes and wants and figuring out what your
purpose is and what you were put on this planet to do. HDR: Similarly, how many times have you used your appearance on @hotdudes
reading to pick up girls/guys?
HDR: Hardcover or soft-cover? VR: NEVER. Should I try that?
VR: Why does this sound like the most intimate question ever? I would have to say
soft, but really, really fat. HDR: Be honest: Have you gotten laid because of this?
VR: Does solo count?
HDR: Describe to us what it was like when you first saw you had been featured on
@hotdudesreading. Go.
HDR: As a follow-up question, can you then confirm we’re doing God’s work?
VR: Why did I not notice the ninja who took the photo? . . . Why are my pants so freak-
VR: You’re doing a good deed. Maybe I’ll have this image put on posters and spread
ing skinny? . . . Who let me leave the apartment in pants so skinny? . . . Why am I sit-
them around town and put on T-shirts.
ting like that? . . . Who is the lady next to me mean-mugging? . . . Why is my man purse
just wide open? . . . Why is my hat sitting so far up on my head? . . . I hate shaving. Just
a couple thoughts that popped into my head when I saw the photo. P.S. Whoever
wrote the description on my photo, all you had to do was ask for my autograph!
G
The G train may be slow, but once you’re on it, it rocks

you—just like the men who ride it. It’s safe to assume these

Brooklyn babes have a healthy dose of patience and know

the benefits of waiting their turn. After all, the express train

may be fun, but #IDontWantNoOneMinuteMan

 Court Square

Ooh, la la. Noticed this beautiful beau reading in

French (swoon). Other than kissing and toast, the only

French I know is, “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?”

Not totally sure what it means, but if it worked for

the girls of Moulin Rouge, then I’m sure it’ll do the trick

for me, right? #GiuchieGiuchieYaYaDaDa

 Greenpoint Avenue

Riding the G train through Brooklyn, I knew I

would see some serious beards, but this guy

has surpassed my expectations. He would

look more at home chopping wood at our

cabin in the Catskills, right before making us a

delicious dinner with fish from the day’s catch.

#BaitAndTackleMe
 Flushing Avenue

Check out this handsome historian reading

about Other People’s Money. It just so happens

I’m a specialist in the field and can teach him all

he needs to know over drinks—and then over

dinner, and then over eggs and pancakes in the

morning. #OverEasy #HeButterNotBisQuick

 Fulton Street

Something about this guy makes me think he’s a real

sweetheart, like the kind of guy who wouldn’t wake a

stranger if they fell asleep on his shoulder. Maybe I should

slide over there and . . . nope. That’s going too far. Right?

#SoICreepYeahhhh
 Bergen Street

I bet this sleek and stylish Brooklynite knows all the

hottest spots from Greenpoint to Gowanus. I should

probably pretend I’m lost and ask him where to get

off—looks like he knows how to find the right G-stop.

#GetYourMindOutofTheGutter
 Fourth Avenue–9th Street

The way the tracks go off into infinity

behind this Follett fan has me feeling a

little adventurous. I wonder if he’s up for a

trip to see the real-life Pillars of the Earth

with nothing but me and a Eurail pass. No

need to pack a change of clothes, babe—

we don’t need ’em for what I have in mind.

#IHaveEnoughBaggageForUsBoth
 hotdudesreading April 27, 2015
Between the Covers:
An Interview with Jon G., aka
“Soccer Stud”

Hot Dudes Reading: What book were you reading when featured on the account?
Jon G.: Thinking, Fast and Slow by Daniel Kahneman.

HDR: What do you do for a living?

JG: I run a company called Peach Rise Athletic (@peachrise), which is an athletic
wear company. I also work as a personal trainer at Equinox in Manhattan.

HDR: Everyone starts somewhere . . . what was your favorite childhood book and
♥ 28,594 likes 661 why?
hotdudesreading It’s taking all of my inner strength to
JG: I used to love Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak because it put me in
keep from high-kicking my way over to this sporty stud. a completely different world. I love books like that.
But for once I’m going to sit back, picture him trading
jerseys after an intense soccer match, and wait for him HDR: What’s your favorite book or author and why?
to make the first pass. If his game is as good as I imag-
ine it to be, we’ll be playing for keeps soon enough. JG: It honestly changes pretty frequently. To date, Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse is
a classic—and a truly incredible piece of work.
#LifeGoooaaalll!!! #hotdudesreading
HDR: You’re an old-school guy (so hot)—what makes you choose print books over JG: I have gotten no dates, no long-termers. You can say I’m a mingler. I will date
Kindles or other digital platforms? you, although no one knows if you are a guy or girl, so I’m skeptical.
JG: I cannot succumb to the mainstream when it comes to e-reading. Great ­concept,
just not for me. HDR: Similarly, how many times have you used your appearance on @hotdudes
reading to pick up girls/guys?
HDR: What’s the sexiest thing a girl/guy could be reading? JG: For the nerdy chicks, it does wonders.
JG: I love it when a girl can talk to me about topics of intellect by further ­questioning
the concepts that many great pieces of work provide. If you are an avid Fifty Shades HDR: Be honest: Have you gotten laid because of this?
of Grey type of book lover, I’m sorry, I will not put a ring on it. JG: In my caption you stated I was a soccer player. To answer your question, I now
enjoy watching women’s soccer.
HDR: Hardcover or soft-cover?
JG: Soft-cover. HDR: As a follow-up question, can you then confirm we’re doing God’s work?
JG: Yes, may God bless your souls.
HDR: Describe to us what it was like when you first saw you had been featured on
@hotdudesreading. Go.
JG: It was really funny. My friend, Sydney, first sent me the screenshot, and then
about ten to fifteen more people called me or sent me the photo. The first thing
I thought was, Damn, I wish they could have tagged me and my company in the photo
because it got 17,000 likes in a matter of days.

HDR: How has being featured changed your life?

JG: When it first happened, women would say, “Of course this would happen to
you” in a sarcastic tone, so thank you @hotdudesreading for that . . . Other than
that, I still get made fun of for reading, but now it’s at a whole new level. So thank
you @hotdudesreading . . .

HDR: Have you gotten any dates out of this whole thing? Any long-term ­relationships?
I mean . . . are you single? Will you date me?
J/Z
I can’t get enough of the J/Z. It’s one of the only train lines

where I can get a look at the studs in natural light. The

elevated track provides some good city views, it’s rarely

crowded, and it ends at Broad Street. Wanna know what

else I like broad? #SpoilerAlert #NotTalkinBoutShoulders

 Woodhaven Boulevard

Eric. Caspian. Philip. The Artist Formerly Known As. None

of the other princes can hold a candle to this real-life

royalty before my eyes. Whatever story he’s starring in is

one I’ll want to read over and over and over again. Only,

in this version, I’ll take the lead—by grabbing those bars and

mounting him like a prince’s steed. #ItsMYHappyEnding

 Myrtle Avenue

I’ve spotted this brooding bachelor on my commute a few

times before, but the stained glass is suddenly making me see

him in a whole new light. I’m picturing those boots replaced

by wingtips, that jacket turning into a tux, and my beaming fa-

ther walking me down the aisle. Let’s just hope no one objects.

#WaitNotYou #YoureTheGroom #QuickLockTheDoors

 Hewes Street

They say you should be careful walking the streets of

NYC alone at night. I feel much better now that I’ve

stumbled upon this chivalrous chaperone enjoying a

late-night read. Please take my hand, guide me through

the darkness, and make sure I get home safe and sound.

#UnlessYourPlaceIsCloser?
 Marcy Avenue

Crossing over the bridge at night always gets me won-

dering what everyone’s lives are like on the other side.

Take this buttoned-up babe: he may look all sweet and

innocent, but once the buttons come undone, I’ll bet he

won’t be afraid to show off his wild side. Lucky for him, I’ll

try anything at least once. #AlreadyGotMySafeWord

 East River Park

This hunk with a hardcover may be preoccupied with

The New Yorker Stories, but his favorite New York story is

about to happen. It goes like this: future fiancée pretends

to trip and fall to get his attention and then accidentally

breaks a tooth. #ThoNitheToMeethYou

 Bowery

I’m always on the hunt for my future puppy daddy, and

this wholesome hottie reading The Call of the Wild has

me drooling. While it may not be the best behavior,

Rover won’t be the only one jumping on him when he

walks through our door. With some time and patience,

he just might be the one to finally tame me. All I’ll need

is some positive encouragement and a few tasty treats.

#AndAGoodBoneToo
 Foley Square

There are two kinds of people in this part of

town: those being tried by a jury and those being

forced to serve on one. Unless breaking hearts

is a crime, I’ll bet he’s probably just doing his civic

duty. Regardless of what side of the bench he’s

sitting on, I know I’ll be rooting for a #HungJury

 Broad Street

The coiffed hair and thick glasses make me

think this Silicon Valley showstopper has lost his

way from the West Coast. I should step in and

help him navigate these tricky subways, but he’s

probably already created an app for that . . .

in which case, I’ll just focus on getting it in.

#BeforeTheIPO
 hotdudesreading March 13, 2015
Between the Covers:
An Interview with John F., aka
“History Buff ”

Hot Dudes Reading: What book were you reading when featured on the account?
John F.: Hertzian Tales: Electronic Products, Aesthetic Experience, and Critical Design.

HDR: What do you do for a living?

JF: Currently, researcher working on creative applications for software and hard-
ware. Some freelance work along those lines as well.

HDR: Everyone starts somewhere . . . what was your favorite childhood book and
♥ 42,848 likes 1,697 why?
hotdudesreading I mean, honestly, is there anything
JF: The Redwall books. Animals in medieval castles with swords and whatnot—
better than a hot dude reading on the train? How about
they’re great.
an art history buff brushing up on the old masters? I really
hope he’s more into Titian than Pollock, because I’ll volun-
HDR: What’s your favorite book or author and why?
teer as his model.
#drawmelikeoneofyourfrenchgirlsjack #hotdudesreading JF: The Way Things Work by David Macaulay. My dad used to read it to me. You can
spend your whole life reading that book.
HDR: You’re an old-school guy (so hot)—what makes you choose print books over
Kindles or other digital platforms?
JF: I do digital work all the time. Books are a nice tactile break from that.

HDR: What’s the sexiest thing a girl/guy could be reading?

JF: Probably the “Red Hot Reads” section of Cosmo.

HDR: Hardcover or soft-cover?

JF: Soft.

HDR: Describe to us what it was like when you first saw you had been featured on
@hotdudesreading. Go.
JF: Confusion, followed by a wave of anxiety. Then I started thinking it was pretty
funny as all my friends began to find it.

HDR: How has being featured changed your life?

JF: Now when I read on the subway I’m suspicious of anyone around me who is on
their phone.
7
This Queens-bound line is the perfect place to find

yourself a king. From the stampede of jocks venturing

out to Citi Field (home of the Mets) to the prepsters

headed out to the National Tennis Center, it’s always

easy to score a sporty stud. The train may be a seven,

#ButAllISeeAreTens
 34th Street–Hudson Yards

Doctor, doctor, ring the alarm. It’s a medical

emergency, and I’m ready to get on the table

for a little bit of special attention. My heart is

obviously racing, but I’m pretty sure this will

require a more thorough examination.

#OopsThereGoesMyGown
 42nd Street–Bryant Park

I love it every time I catch a fellow bibliophile leaving the

New York Public Library. He’d better get through that book

quickly so I can take him back in to check out another one.

Hopefully, reading is the only thing he rushes through,

because I know exactly what section we’re going to first.

#GettingSackedInTheStacks #GoingDeepIntoTheCollection
 Grand Central–42nd Street

Cool, calm, and collected amidst the chaos of rush

hour?! This balanced babe must spend serious time in

the yoga studio to channel that much inner Zen. Warrior,

eagle, lotus, my boyfriend—there isn’t a position I don’t

want him in, and I’m not leaving until we try them all.

#NamaStayingOver #MakeHimSayOhm
 Vernon Boulevard

I was taking a break from the city in this

quaint Queens pub when I noticed a stun-

ner in the smoking (hot) section. I love it

when a guy is confident enough to sit alone

with just his book and a brew. He looks

pretty comfortable in his own world, but

maybe if I buy Mr. Independent a few more

rounds, he’ll start to see things my way.

#CoDependencyIsCool #NeedyIsNeat

#AttentionIsAwesome
 82nd Street–Jackson Heights

Just like that sign, my mom always told me courtesy

counts. After I’m done thanking the universe for this

delicious dude, I’m going to politely ask him to join me

for a drink. And later, if he’s lucky, I might just throw

manners to the wind and invite myself into his bed.

#SharingIsCaring #ProbsNotWhatMomMeant
N/Q/R
I’ve always thought there was something kind of romantic

about riding the vintage cars of the N/Q/R. After all, this is

the line that can take you from the Diamond District for a

little ring shopping, to Central Park for a classic engagement,

and then straight down to City Hall to exchange some vows.

#LimoToTheReception #KeepThatPartitionUp
 Astoria Boulevard

The moment the N train moved above ground I began to

see this hard-bodied stud in a new light. Despite his tough

exterior, I know that any man reading The Princess Bride is

a romantic at heart. Here’s hoping that when I interrupt

him to ask if he’s looking for a Princess Buttercup stand-in,

he’ll respond, “As You Wish.” #IDoWish

 49th Street

Seeking shelter from the mob of tourists

above ground, I ducked into the 49th

Street subway station to get some space.

Once I spotted this dashing dude taking

up both seats on that bench, suddenly

I had a change of heart. It’s not MORE

room that I need, it’s just A room.

#Hotel #Motel #HolidayInn

 34th Street

Summer can be brutally hot in the city, but I’m

not complaining if this suited suitor is going to

keep stripping down. I typically love seeing a man

dressed to the nines, but I may have to turn up

the thermostat just to see how far this will go.

#LiteralHotDudeReading
 Madison Square Park

I stopped dead in my tracks when I laid

eyes on this Robert Pattinson look-alike. I

thought vampires couldn’t come out during

the day, but he sure shines bright in the sun,

and I have a feeling he’ll be even better in

the dark. #ImHereForTheFangBang

 Prince Street

I’m curious: What exactly constitutes an emergency?

Whatever it is, consider me ready to fake one so I can

grab this smoke show by the hand, pull him out the exit,

and never look back. Just to be safe, I’ll rush him straight

to the refuge of my apartment till the coast is clear. But

he should know, that emergency is the only thing I plan

on faking today. #UnlessHeAsksMyAge

 Prospect Park

It looks like the grass is actually greener on this dude’s

side of the path. Hopefully, that’s a blanket in his backpack,

because I’m so down for a picnic in the park. We can talk

about our favorite authors while gazing up at the clouds

and sharing wine, cheese, and at least one hard meat.

#HideTheSalami
 Union Street

Spotted this one from across the platform and

suddenly decided I should take the scenic route

downtown. He looks like the hot, foreign scuba

instructor in every cliché romantic comedy, and I’m

already imagining him in a more adventurous role.

Maybe leading a safari in Africa, or an excursion

through the Australian Outback? Hopefully, he’ll

be right at home when I wrap my arms and legs

around him and climb him like a eucalyptus tree.

#KoalaFiedLover
 36th Street

21 train lines, 75 dudes, and 4 boroughs later and I’ve finally

been caught. But . . . I think he’s into it. #GameOver

About the Authors

The creators of @hotdudesreading are a group of close-knit

friends/marginally functional young professionals in New York
City who never dreamed an inside joke about their border-
line-inappropriate fantasies about studly bookworms would
become an Instagram phenomenon. The account has racked up
millions of views and has been covered by the New York Times,
Daily Mail, BuzzFeed, Vogue, and many other fine publications.
After almost blowing their entire advance on rosé, they’ve some-
how managed to remain friends (and out of rehab) and can be
seen snapping pics and chasing di-, er, dudes all over the city.
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