40 CHALLENGERSJuly2021 JustinKuritzkes
40 CHALLENGERSJuly2021 JustinKuritzkes
40 CHALLENGERSJuly2021 JustinKuritzkes
Written by
Justin Kuritzkes
SET ONE
A. Donaldson: 0 - 0
P. Zweig: 0 - 0
Aside from the goofy-looking trophy that sits waiting for the
victor to the side of the court -- an anthropomorphized tire
holding a tiny tennis racket, giving a thumbs up -- the
winner today receives a measly 80 ranking points and a check
for $7200. But you wouldn’t know it looking at Art, Patrick,
and Tashi’s faces: they all have a focus that feels as if it
were about something much more than tennis.
UMPIRE
First service, Donaldson.
Art goes into his service motion: right before he tosses the
ball, he places it for a second perfectly in the hole on the
neck of the racket.
Thwacckkkk!
2.
The ball comes scorching off his racket, and Patrick returns
it. A rally begins: this is the opening round of a boxing
match, two fighters feeling each other out in the ring.
LINE JUDGE
OUT!
UMPIRE
Fifteen - Love.
Thwacckkkkk!
LINE JUDGE
OUT!
UMPIRE
Second service.
UMPIRE (CONT’D)
Fifteen All.
They reset. Art sends in his next serve, and as they trade
blows, we pan through the crowd and settle back on Tashi, who
watches the match as if it were a final at Wimbledon.
Tashi Donaldson (nee Duncan) is Art’s wife and also his head
coach. Her eyes shoot back and forth between her husband and
his opponent until Patrick sprints to the net to catch Art’s
drop shot and rips it crosscourt, winning the point.
PATRICK
LET’S GO!!!
UMPIRE
Fifteen - thirty.
Art steps back up to the line, keeping his eyes on his wife,
and when he throws the ball up in the air, it almost feels
like he’s going to serve it at HER.
Thwwackkkkkk!
CUT TO BLACK:
3.
Art opens his eyes and reaches over to turn off the alarm.
TASHI
Let’s go.
JEREMY
(smiles)
Tastes even better than it looks.
OTHER COMMENTATOR
Even if Art’s been looking pretty
shaky coming off his surgery last
season, he’s still not the guy you
want to face heading into your
first 250 event as a qualifier.
TV SPORTS COMMENTATOR
No. I think Donaldson’s gonna make
Du Maurier go merde in his diapers.
KEN
You’re not a spring chicken
anymore. You’ve gotta conserve your
energy this week, so try to end
this one today with as few games as
possible.
ART
This kid’s actually pretty good...
KEN
Dude. He’s a pancake. You’re gonna
flatten him.
Ken looks back at his iPad. Art just looks at him, annoyed.
5.
Art and his team walk towards the locker rooms. Fans freak
out and snap pictures as they pass. ANDREW, their security
guard, keeps people from getting too close, but Art still
signs a few autographs without stopping as they walk.
KEN
How’s this feeling?
ART
Fine.
KEN
Fine?
ART
Good. Good.
WOMAN IN HEADSET
We’re ready for you.
TASHI
You ready?
Art nods.
TASHI (CONT’D)
Decimate that little bitch.
6.
He sits down in the chair and adjusts his mic, then looks at
a REPORTER who’s got their hand up.
REPORTER
(standing)
Hi, Art.
ART
Hi.
REPORTER
So, obviously this isn’t the result
you wanted today. Why don’t we
start with the basics: What
happened out there?
ART
What happened?
Thwacckkkk!
TASHI
You choked.
On the screen, Art misses an easy shot and throws his racket
to the ground. Tashi pauses the video.
TASHI (CONT’D)
That’s what happened.
ART
He was playing really well...
TASHI
Him and every other guy you’ve
played in the past six months.
TASHI (CONT’D)
We’re pulling you out of the Open.
7.
ART
Baby...
TASHI
You’re playing like shit -- you’ve
been playing like shit, and I don’t
want you to embarrass yourself. If
this isn’t gonna be the year, why
bother?
ART
I’m fine.
TASHI
Well, you don’t look fine.
ART
I’m just rusty. It’s a confidence
thing.
TASHI
(sighs)
Get your fucking confidence back. I
can’t do it for you.
ART
No one’s asking you to.
TASHI
You are when you play like that. I
would have killed to have a
recovery like yours. I would have
literally stabbed someone. An old
lady. A child. I’m so sick of you
using this as an excuse to have a
fucking meltdown.
LITTLE GIRL
Mommy?
TASHI
I know, baby. I’ll be right there.
We’re just talking about tennis.
LITTLE GIRL
You’re always talking about tennis.
8.
TASHI
I know. Go look at the room service
menu and figure out what you want
to eat for dinner, okay?
TASHI (CONT’D)
She likes this hotel.
ART
We can keep staying here...
TASHI
Of course we can. We can just be
rich people now if that’s all you
think you can handle. We can run
the foundation full time. Travel.
Maybe you can take up some hobbies.
Or you can keep being a tennis
player, which is what you still
are. So what’s it gonna be?
TASHI (CONT’D)
Huh?
ART
I’m gonna be a tennis player.
TASHI
Good.
ART
What are you doing?
TASHI
I’m looking at the ATP schedule. We
need to get you in another event
before the Open so you at least
have some more match time.
ART
It’s too late. Everything’s either
in Europe or it’s already started.
TASHI
Not this one.
ART
That’s a challenger.
TASHI
I know. It starts tomorrow. Maybe
someone dropped out.
ART
I haven’t played a challenger in
fifteen years.
TASHI
Great. Then it’ll be really
embarrassing if you lose in the
first round.
TASHI (CONT’D)
(imagining the headline)
“Art Donaldson, six time Grand Slam
Champion, the savior of American
Men’s Tennis, knocked out by
unseeded opponent at the -- “
(checks name on her phone)
“Phil’s Tire Town Challenger one
week before the US Open.”
ART
(smiles)
You’re evil.
TASHI
I’m gonna call Tom and see if he
can get you in the draw.
ART
Hey.
ART (CONT’D)
I love you.
TASHI
Watch the rest of the match while
I’m in there with Lily. I’m gonna
quiz you on it tomorrow.
10.
Thwacckkkk!
PATRICK
I have to stay here.
PATRICK
I don’t have another card.
PATRICK
Can I pay tomorrow? I’ve been
driving all day, I’m exhausted...
PATRICK
Listen: I’m a tennis player. You
know the tournament down the road?
That’s why I’m here.
PATRICK
Yes. Exactly. It’s a professional
tournament.
PATRICK
You get seven thousand dollars if
you win. And you get money just for
qualifying. I just need a place to
stay tonight so that I can rest
before my first match.
PATRICK
What if I signed a racket and gave
it to you?
PATRICK
The racket alone is worth like
three hundred dollars.
PATRICK
Incidentals?
She nods.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
What fucking “incidentals”? Look at
this place! It’s not the Ritz
Carlton!
PATRICK
Fuck.
12.
Patrick shuts off his car, turns off the lights, and digs
around in the backseat for a hoodie that he folds up into a
makeshift pillow. He climbs back there, curls up and closes
his eyes, looking like he’s done this before.
16 BLACK.
SECURITY GUARD
Can’t sleep here.
PATRICK
(still groggy, gesturing
down the road)
I’m playing at the tournament.
SECURITY GUARD
Don’t care. Get it moving.
PATRICK
I was just taking a little nap.
SECURITY GUARD
Move, or I’m calling the cops.
13.
PATRICK
Okay. Okay.
Patrick climbs into the front seat and starts the car.
ATP OFFICIAL
Name?
PATRICK
Patrick Zweig.
ATP OFFICIAL
Oh wow, that’s right. You are.
PATRICK
Oh. Wow.
ATP OFFICIAL
You were really something back
then, huh?
PATRICK
That’s all right.
ATP OFFICIAL
You’re still an excellent player,
obviously.
14.
PATRICK
It’s fine.
ATP OFFICIAL
(awkward smile)
Well, we’re glad to have you here.
Patrick nods.
PATRICK
I was wondering, uh... Is there any
chance of an advance payment on the
prize money?
ATP OFFICIAL
Oh...
PATRICK
Just because I know I’m guaranteed
a minimum of four hundred dollars
even if I get knocked out today --
ATP OFFICIAL
Well, generally, we don’t give out
winnings until a player makes his
way through the tournament since we
don’t know how much to pay out...
PATRICK
Right... I just had a problem with
my card at the hotel, and I’m...
yeah, I need money.
ATP OFFICIAL
Well, you could always just lose
today. Haha. Then we’d have to cut
you a check this evening.
PATRICK
(doesn’t laugh)
Right.
ATP OFFICIAL
Let me see what I can do.
15.
PATRICK
Thanks.
ATP OFFICIAL
Oh, by the way...
He stops.
PATRICK
(could care less)
Who?
The guy smiles and points to a Nike Tennis poster behind him
which features Art Donaldson tossing a ball up for a serve.
Patrick looks at him, confused. Then his eyes go wide.
ATP OFFICIAL
I know. People are gonna flip out
when they announce it.
PATRICK
Are you sure?
ATP OFFICIAL
Yeah. He crashed out early at
Winston-Salem and wants some more
matches before the Open.
PATRICK
Fuck.
ATP OFFICIAL
Hey, if anyone can beat him, it’s
you!
Patrick leaves.
Thwaccckkk!
A. Donaldson: 1 - 40
P. Zweig: 2 - 40
The viewer who is not a tennis fan may not notice (and it’s
not yet necessary that they do), but Patrick’s serve is
weird: He puts his racket behind his right ear, almost like
he’s going to throw a shot-put, holding it there before
leaping up off of both feet to meet the toss in the air.
UMPIRE
Advantage, Donaldson.
Thwacckkkk!
LINE JUDGE
OUT!
UMPIRE
Second service.
ART
FUCK!
UMPIRE
Unsportsmanlike conduct. Verbal
obscenity. Warning, Donaldson.
UMPIRE (CONT’D)
Deuce.
17.
Thwacckkkk!
UMPIRE (CONT’D)
Advantage, Zweig.
Thwaackkk!
Patrick steps up to the line and goes into his service motion
-- the same weird one he keeps as an adult -- and Art, who is
up towards the net, crouches down as far as he can go so that
Patrick’s serve can pass directly over his head.
Art and Patrick win the point when Patrick, chasing after a
lob, manages to hit the ball on the run, backwards between
his legs (a “tweener”) and sends it zipping right down the
edge of the line as if it were a laser beam.
Patrick and Art smile. The Czech guys look at each other
despondently.
18.
UMPIRE
Forty - fifteen.
Match point.
Art and Patrick look towards their box: Their COACH, 50s,
looks back at them and clenches his fist.
Thwaccckkkk!
It’s an ace.
UMPIRE (CONT’D)
Game, set, and match, Donaldson and
Zweig. Two sets to one, six-one,
seven-six, six-two.
Art and Patrick are the US Open Boys Doubles champions, and,
it is clear, they are also best friends.
ART
First of all, I think we’d both
just like to congratulate Jan and
Tomas for playing absolutely
incredible this whole tournament.
ART (CONT’D)
Those guys always give us a lot of
trouble, so I just want to say
congrats to them and their team.
And then, uh, I think we’d both
like to thank Mark, our coach.
ART (CONT’D)
And uh... I don’t know.
ART (CONT’D)
It’s crazy. I mean, we always
talked about how amazing it would
be to win this together, so yeah,
it’s wild.
TOURNAMENT OFFICIAL
Something a lot of people talk
about when it comes to you two is
your different playing styles. Are
you aware that they’re calling this
team fire and ice?
ART
(laughs)
Like Borg-Mcenroe?
PATRICK
Yeah I’ve heard that.
ART
Who’s fire?
PATRICK
Who do you think?
ART
I think I should be fire.
TOURNAMENT OFFICIAL
Art, your game tends to be a little
more restrained and precise, and
Patrick, your game is a bit more...
PATRICK
I’m a crazy person.
TOURNAMENT OFFICIAL
Well, I don’t know about that, but -
ART
No, he’s crazy. That’s accurate.
They laugh.
TOURNAMENT OFFICIAL
And now, you both are in the odd
position of playing together as a
team in doubles today and then
facing off against one another in
the Boys Singles final tomorrow.
ART
Yeah.
20.
PATRICK
Insane.
TOURNAMENT OFFICIAL
Any predictions about how that’s
going to go?
PATRICK
I think we’re both gonna try to
kick each other’s asses. Butts!
Sorry! Shit. SORRY!
ART
You have to get us off the air.
TOURNAMENT OFFICIAL
All right, well, are you rooting
for anyone in the Girls Singles
final later this afternoon?
PATRICK
Tashi Duncan, obviously.
TOURNAMENT OFFICIAL
Do you know each other?
PATRICK
No, but she’s incredible. And Art’s
never seen her play in person.
We’re gonna try to catch it after
this.
TOURNAMENT OFFICIAL
All right, well you guys enjoy
that. And again, congratulations.
ART
Can you do me a favor?
ART (CONT’D)
Can you not, like, demolish me
tomorrow?
21.
PATRICK
Shut the fuck up.
ART
No, look, I’m at peace with the
fact that you’re going to win.
PATRICK
It’s not a fact.
ART
Statistically, it’s likely.
Patrick laughs.
ART (CONT’D)
I’m just saying, like... throw me a
couple games? Maybe a set?
PATRICK
If it matters to you so much, I can
just give it to you.
ART
Wow. Okay. Thank you.
PATRICK
I mean, every once in a while, a
kid who wins the juniors turns out
to be an actually great player, but
most of them fall off the map or
end up in like, the top 300. It’s a
curse.
ART
You seemed excited about the
doubles trophy...
PATRICK
That’s different. That’s you and
me. That was just really fun.
ART
Well, if you’re gonna let me win
tomorrow, I’ll take it. But you
have to actually play. You can’t
just retire. I need it to look like
I really beat you.
PATRICK
Do you have money on this or
something?
22.
ART
No. My grandma’s just gonna be
watching with her whole nursing
home, and she keeps calling me
about it saying how proud she is.
PATRICK
(laughs)
Don’t guilt me with your dying
grandmother!
ART
She’s not dying!
PATRICK
You said she was in a nursing home.
ART
She’s just old.
ANNOUNCER (O.S.)
Now entering the court, hailing
from Russia, girls singles number 4
in the world, IRINA PETROVSKA!
The crowd politely claps, and Patrick and Art watch as the 17
YEAR OLD RUSSIAN GIRL enters. She is short, stocky, serious-
looking, doesn’t wave or smile at the crowd.
PATRICK
Jesus.
ART
I know. She’s like a bond villain.
Petrovska unzips her bag and gets out some Wilson rackets.
PATRICK
Did you know Tashi Duncan already
has a Nike deal?
ART
What? How?
PATRICK
She’s probably going pro in like, a
month. I watched her at the Junior
Australian Open. She could win the
real thing tomorrow.
ART
Is she really that good?
23.
PATRICK
She’s in another league. She’s
beautiful.
ART
You mean her game?
PATRICK
No, I mean she’s the hottest woman
I’ve ever seen.
ANNOUNCER (O.S.)
And now entering the court, the
girls singles world number 1 and
winner of the Junior Australian
Open... TASHI DUNCAN!
She heads over to her bench and gives a fist pump to her
FATHER in the stands, a serious-looking, sharply dressed man.
ART
Fuck.
24 THE MATCH
Tashi’s game has all the control and discipline of Art’s and
all the wild improvisation and raw athleticism of Patrick’s:
fire and ice in one player.
A moment later, Art looks down, sees his own boner, and does
exactly the same thing.
ART
We should go say hi.
PATRICK
No, come on. Let’s just enjoy.
ART
Patrick, I’m not leaving this tent
without introducing myself.
PATRICK
All right, fine. But be cool.
ART
I’m always cool.
PATRICK
Hey, I’m Patrick Zwei--
ART
Art Donald--
TASHI
I know who you guys are.
25.
TASHI (CONT’D)
Fire and ice, right?
ART
(embarrassed)
Oh my god.
PATRICK
In the flesh.
TASHI
You guys should start a boyband.
PATRICK
How do you know we haven’t?
ART
You were... fucking incredible.
TASHI
Thank you.
ART
No really, it was like... a
different game. It wasn’t even
tennis.
ART (CONT’D)
I felt bad for Irina.
TASHI
Don’t. She’s a sore loser. And a
racist bitch.
(off their surprise)
We’ve been playing each other since
we were twelve, and she always
mutters shit in Russian under her
breath at the changeover.
TASHI (CONT’D)
(to Art)
I heard you’re playing for Stanford
next year.
26.
ART
Yeah. How did you -- ?
TASHI
Me too.
Beat.
ART
What?
TASHI
I just accepted the offer, and they
mentioned you.
PATRICK
You’re not going pro?
TASHI
No. Not yet.
PATRICK
Why?
PATRICK (CONT’D)
Sorry, but you could be winning
slams tomorrow. Why would you waste
your time playing college tennis?
TASHI’S FATHER
Baby, we’ve got to get going. Meet
me at the car in two minutes.
TASHI
Okay.
(to the boys:)
I’ve gotta go do this interview.
But, uh... there’s gonna be a
little party at the ball room later
tonight. You guys should come.
PATRICK
Uh..
ART
Yes! We’ll be there!
TASHI
Cool. Good meeting you.
27.
PATRICK
I’m not going to that party.
ART
You’re not?
PATRICK
No. We’ve got a final tomorrow. We
should rest, prepare.
ART
I thought it didn’t matter to you?
PATRICK
Yeah, but -- I mean, don’t you want
to get some rest?
ART
I mean, I guess I --
ART (CONT’D)
You piece of shit.
PATRICK
What?
ART
You wanna be the only one who shows
up!
PATRICK
No, I --
ART
Wow, you’re an asshole.
PATRICK
That’s not what I’m doing!
ART
Are you that threatened by me?
PATRICK
Art, look at me. Is that the kind
of thing I would do?
28.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
I’m not trying to trick you out of
having a chance to talk to her. I
just think you’re gonna regret it
if you spend the night before our
final out at some party instead of,
you know... studying my game.
ART
I’ve been studying your game since
we were kids. It hasn’t made a
difference.
PATRICK
(joking)
You know, it hurts me sometimes how
little you believe in yourself.
Art laughs.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
Seriously. I’m not going.
ART
Promise me.
PATRICK
I promise.
ART
Swear on your life.
PATRICK
I swear.
(beat.)
And you?
ART
What do you care?
PATRICK
I’m just asking.
ART
If you’re not going, I won’t go.
PATRICK
Great.
ART
Cool.
29.
ART
I can’t believe you.
PATRICK
I’m only here because I knew you’d
be here.
ART
Aren’t you dating someone?
PATRICK
What, Jen? She’s not my girlfriend.
ART
Does she know that?
PATRICK
(she doesn’t)
Yeah. Of course. Totally.
He looks around.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
How are we gonna deal with this?
ART
Deal with what?
PATRICK
We can’t both just go in there
dick’s swinging. We’re gonna cancel
each other out.
The doors open at the other end of the party, and the boys
see Tashi making her entrance, wearing a gown, looking royal.
ART
Oh my god.
PATRICK
I’d let her fuck me with a racket.
ART
Hey!
PATRICK
We made it!
TASHI
Oh, wow, you guys again!
Awkward beat -- they all aren’t sure whether they should hug
or something, so they just kind of wave at each other.
TASHI (CONT’D)
I didn’t realize when I invited you
that your final was tomorrow. Are
you sure you don’t need to be
preparing or something?
ART
(trying to play it cool)
Nah. It’s just the juniors.
PATRICK
We both know how it’s gonna go.
TASHI
Well, so cool that you came.
ART
Yeah, you know, we should get to
know each other if we’re gonna be
at school together next year.
TASHI
Totally.
PATRICK
(cutting this conversation
off, to Tashi)
Hey, do you smoke?
TASHI
(surprised)
Cigarettes?
PATRICK
Yeah.
31.
TASHI
No. Do you?
PATRICK
Yeah. Do you wanna get some air?
TASHI
(smiles)
Sure.
PATRICK
(to Tashi)
So I have to ask you about the
Stanford thing.
TASHI
(laughs)
Okay.
PATRICK
What’s the deal?
TASHI
What do you mean?
PATRICK
I mean, what are you trying to do?
What’s the angle?
TASHI
I wanna get better, obviously.
PATRICK
By beating up on a bunch of girls
who were the best players at their
high schools?
TASHI
You know, they also offer classes
at college. I don’t want my only
skill in life to be hitting a ball
with a racket.
32.
PATRICK
(realizing something)
Oh, I get it.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
Oh, that’s really smart. You’re
making them wait for you. You want
all these girls you’ve been
obliterating in the juniors to go
pro and have a year or two where
they get comfortable without you,
and then you want come back from
the shadows and just be like:
“Remember me?”
PATRICK (CONT’D)
And, of course, they will remember
you. And so will all the women on
tour who’ve been watching you in
the juniors. Meanwhile, you get to
be the tennis phenomenon who cares
about her education, getting
straight A’s at Stanford, carrying
all these country club players to
the NCAA championships.
TASHI
Is this why you came to my party?
You wanted to tell me what a
monster I am?
PATRICK
It’s brilliant. Seriously. I can
already see the Nike campaign.
TASHI
And when are you going pro?
PATRICK
As soon as I can. Next season. It’s
a young person’s game.
Tashi scoffs.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
Hitting a ball with a racket is a
great way to avoid having a job.
And it’s definitely a great way to
avoid having to go to school.
33.
TASHI
See, that’s your problem. You think
you’re like an artist or something.
Your coach has been telling you
you’re a genius since he
“discovered” you as a thirteen year
old, and he’s just been letting you
do whatever you wanted since then.
PATRICK
(smiles)
I didn’t know you’d been watching.
TASHI
I haven’t been. I just watched you
play once at the Junior Australian
Open, and it was obvious to me that
no one’s ever taught you anything.
They’re all afraid of messing with
the magic. That’s why you still
have that atrocious serve.
PATRICK
It works.
TASHI
It’s an abomination. But yes, your
whole game works... for the
juniors. But what’s gonna happen
the moment you go pro? You’re gonna
be playing challengers, right?
You’re gonna have to start at the
bottom like everybody else. And
you’re gonna be up against guys who
are like, 500th in the world. Guys
whose names you’ve never heard.
Guys who suck. And they’re going to
beat you, because you’re a little
boy, and they are men. They know
how to deal with the shitty umpires
and the line judges and the grind
of the tour. They know what it’s
like for no one to give a shit
about them. They know what it’s
like to lose. And they need to win,
because it’s their job. You just
want to win, because you love it
when people tell you how talented
you are.
TASHI (CONT’D)
Meanwhile, Art couldn’t get your
coach’s attention if he shot him in
the stomach, but I wouldn’t be
surprised if he’s better than you
in a few years. Or, at the very
least, I wouldn’t be surprised if
this is still his job and you’re...
I don’t know... playing in a rock
band or something.
PATRICK
Why do you keep trying to put me in
a band? Earlier, it was a boyband.
TASHI
I was being generous. My point is
that you can actually build
something out of ice. Fire just
tends to burn shit down.
TASHI (CONT’D)
I should get back to the party
before my dad comes looking for me.
See you at school next year, Art.
PATRICK
Wait!
She stops.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
Are you on Facebook?
TASHI
I have no idea what that is.
ART
I think he’s trying to ask you for
your number, which is what I am
also doing... right now.
TASHI
You both want my number?
ART
Very much so.
35.
TASHI
I’m not a home-wrecker.
PATRICK
We don’t live together.
ART
It’s an open relationship.
TASHI
I can’t give my number to both of
you, and I don’t want to choose one
and mess with the vibe before the
final tomorrow. I’d never forgive
myself.
ART
We’ll forgive you. Also, Patrick
has a girlfriend.
PATRICK
I do not.
TASHI
How about this? I’ll be watching
your match tomorrow. Whoever wins
can text me.
Patrick smiles.
ART
Fuck.
TASHI
I didn’t say I’d text back.
ART
If you wanted to choose him, you
could have just said so.
TASHI
You can beat him. You should beat
him, actually.
ART
Are you saying you want me to?
TASHI
I’m saying you’re not getting my
number if you don’t.
(MORE)
36.
TASHI (CONT'D)
(beat. She smiles.)
Later.
She heads back inside. Patrick and Art watch her go.
ART
Remember earlier when you said
you’d let me win?
PATRICK
That was a lifetime ago.
ART
What about my grandmother in the
nursing home?
PATRICK
I hope she has a fucking stroke.
Thwaccckkk!
There are a few dozen spectators and a camera crew, but Art
and Patrick are really playing for an audience of one:
Art plays the best tennis of his life, but Patrick’s too good
for him. He doesn’t just beat Art: he embarrasses him.
Thwacckkk!
A. Donaldson: 2 - 0
37.
P. Zweig: 5 - 15
Tashi now has her head in her hands as Art appears to have
fully given up in the first set.
UMPIRE
Thirty - Love.
Thwacckkkk!
Another ace.
UMPIRE (CONT’D)
Forty - Love.
Thwacckkkk!
LINE JUDGE
OUT!
UMPIRE
Second service.
Thwacckkkk!
UMPIRE (CONT’D)
Game and first set, Zweig. Zweig
leads one set to love.
Patrick looks over to catch Tashi’s eye, but she’s got her
head buried in her hands.
A. Donaldson: 2
P. Zweig: 6
Thwaccckkkk!
The stands are completely empty. Even the Umpire looks bored.
ERNESTO
(absolute rage and self-
hatred)
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
UMPIRE
Game, set, and match, Zweig. 2 sets
to love, 6-2, 7-6.
PATRICK
Yeah, okay.
VALET GUY starts to open his door, but Patrick stops him.
PATRICK
How much is it?
VALET GUY
Overnight or just for dinner?
PATRICK
I’m just going to the bar.
VALET GUY
Twenty.
PATRICK
Twenty?
Valet guy nods. Patrick shuts the door and drives away as
Valet Guy just shakes his head.
Patrick sits across from his DATE, a lawyer in her late 30s.
DATE
So, do you play at like...
Wimbledon and the US Open?
PATRICK
Sometimes. When I qualify.
DATE
What does that mean?
40.
PATRICK
Those big tournaments usually have
spots for 128 players. That’s how
many people are there at the start.
So if you’re ranked in the top 100,
you instantly get a spot, but
everyone else has to play a sort of
tournament before the tournament.
And even to get there, your ranking
has to be pretty high. So, some
years I make it, some years I
don’t. If I win this thing in New
Rochelle, then my ranking will be
high enough for the Open.
DATE
You’ll get a spot?
PATRICK
I’ll get a spot in the qualifiers.
DATE
Ah.
PATRICK
(laughs)
I told you tennis was boring.
DATE
No! Really.
PATRICK
Tell me about real estate law.
DATE
Oh. Well --
His eyes go wide. So do hers when she realizes that it’s him.
PATRICK
Sorry?
41.
DATE
You just got this crazy look on
your face.
PATRICK
Oh. I just...
PATRICK (CONT’D)
There’s someone I know over there.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
(already getting up)
Do you mind if I...
DATE
(clearly a little upset
but trying to be cool)
Oh. Yeah. Of course.
PATRICK
Hi.
TASHI
What the fuck are you doing here?
PATRICK
I’m playing at the --
TASHI
I know that. You’re not staying at
this hotel are you?
PATRICK
No. Why are YOU staying here? I
assumed you guys would rent a villa
or something.
42.
TASHI
Lily likes hotels.
(off his confusion)
Our daughter.
PATRICK
Oh.
TASHI
Art can’t see the two of us
together. He already thinks I
planned all of this just to
humiliate him.
PATRICK
(smiles)
Didn’t you?
TASHI
Not this part.
TASHI (CONT’D)
Are you on a date?
PATRICK
No. Well, yes, but it’s not... I
mostly just need a place to sleep.
(off her judgment)
What? We can’t all stay at the
Ritz.
TASHI
(re: his date)
Can you go seal the deal and get
out of here so we don’t run the
risk of you guys running into each
other? You’re on opposite sides of
the draw. You won’t play each other
unless you’re both in the final.
PATRICK
I don’t think we have to worry
about that.
TASHI
No. You usually start to fall apart
near the second round.
PATRICK
You knew I was gonna be here, and
you made him show up anyway...
TASHI
He needs the practice if he’s gonna
have a shot at the Open.
PATRICK
Yeah, no, I get it.
TASHI
That’s why we are where we are.
PATRICK
(looks around)
Looks like we’re all in the same
place.
TASHI
(shakes her head)
We’re not.
Thwwaacckkkk!
ART
What do you mean you won’t say?
PATRICK
I don’t kiss and tell.
ART
Since when?
PATRICK
Since she told me she’d stop seeing
me if I told anyone.
ART
She had to know you’d talk to me.
PATRICK
(laughs)
She didn’t indicate that there were
any exceptions.
44.
ART
Fine, just give me a signal.
PATRICK
A signal?
ART
I’ll ask questions, and you just
react. You won’t have to speak.
PATRICK
Isn’t this hard for you to hear?
Like, wouldn’t you rather not?
ART
No. It was obvious from the start
that she was more into you. I’m
competitive, but I’m not deranged.
PATRICK
Who’s serving first?
ART
You.
PATRICK
Okay.
ART
Hold on.
He stops.
ART (CONT’D)
If the two of you slept together,
do a normal serve.
PATRICK
What?
ART
I’m not asking you to tell me. I’m
just saying if you fucked, serve
like me.
PATRICK
Like you?
Art nods.
45.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
You know you have a tic, right?
ART
A tic?
PATRICK
Yeah. Right before you throw the
ball up, you place it in the exact
center of the neck of the racket.
ART
I do?
PATRICK
Every time.
Art takes out a ball from his shorts and mimes his service
motion to see if Patrick is right. He is.
ART
Holy shit...
Patrick laughs.
ART (CONT’D)
Okay, so do that.
PATRICK
I’m not telling you anything, Art.
ART
You won’t be telling me.
Patrick bounces the ball and goes into Art’s service motion.
Thwacckkkk!
Not only did Patrick sleep with Tashi: it turns out he’s also
perfectly capable of serving the “normal” way. He just won’t.
46.
Patrick goes back to his own service motion now, and as Art
gets into position to return, we can see that he’s determined
to harness his hatred to demolish whatever comes his way.
Thwwwacckkkk!
Art wipes himself off with a towel and takes his shirt off.
He gets out a fresh Nike shirt from his bag and puts it on
the bench next to him, letting himself air out.
Patrick is also shirtless, and he’s got his arm slung over
the side of the bench, slouching, exuding cocky ease. In his
hand, he’s got an opened bag of peanut m&ms.
UMPIRE
Time!
Art puts on his fresh shirt. Patrick puts back on the same
sweaty shirt he was wearing. Art downs his “between sets”
bottle in one gulp, not even grimacing.
They both take to the court and look at each other across the
net. Set one is ancient history. All that matters now is what
happens next.
Thwacckkkk!
SET TWO
A. Donaldson: 2, 0 - 0
P. Zweig: 6, 0 - 0
47.
ART
So when are you going pro?
TASHI
(rolls her eyes)
You’re gonna ask me this too?
ART
I mean, you can’t keep doing this
for three more years. That’s
obvious.
TASHI
What about you? Has anyone taken
one set off of you yet in practice?
ART
No, but I still have to try.
TASHI
I’m trying!
TASHI (CONT’D)
If we win the championships, I’ll
leave.
ART
So, April.
TASHI
I said “if” we win.
ART
Right. So April.
Tashi smiles.
48.
TASHI
Did Patrick tell you he’s coming to
watch the Pepperdine match next
week?
ART
Yeah, he told me.
TASHI
We should get dinner or something.
ART
Yeah. Sure. If you want.
TASHI
What’s up?
ART
Nothing.
TASHI
Did you guys have a fight or
something?
ART
No. We’re fine. I just...
TASHI
Art.
ART
Really. Nothing.
TASHI
(looks at him)
This whole “thing” you’re doing is
stupid. You’re not good at it.
ART
I’m not doing a “thing.” I’m
just...
TASHI
Uh huh?
ART
I’m surprised that you guys are
still seeing each other.
TASHI
Okay.
ART
I’m sorry.
TASHI
Why did you want to have dinner
with me today?
ART
I told you: I had extra meal
credits. They were gonna expire.
TASHI
Don’t be such a fucking pussy. What
do you have to tell me? Is he
seeing other girls on tour?
ART
No. Or, I mean, I don’t know. He
might be.
TASHI
He might be?
ART
I don’t know. That’s not what I’m
trying to say.
TASHI
Then what are you trying to say?
ART
I’m just...
ART (CONT’D)
(blurts out)
He’s not in love with you.
TASHI
Who says I want somebody to be in
love with me?
ART
I mean --
50.
TASHI
When did I say I was in love with
him?
ART
You didn’t.
TASHI
So why would I care whether or not
he loved me?
ART
I guess you wouldn’t.
TASHI
Cool.
ART
Cool.
Beat.
ART (CONT’D)
Don’t you think you deserve it?
TASHI
Jesus fucking Christ.
ART
I mean, who wouldn’t be in love
with you?
ART (CONT’D)
Sorry.
TASHI
I think you might be the worst
friend in the world.
ART
Maybe.
TASHI
Definitely.
TASHI (CONT’D)
Thanks for dinner, Art.
51.
She leaves. Art watches her go for a moment before taking the
saddest ever sip of Gatorade.
Thwaacckkkk!
LINE JUDGE
OUT!
UMPIRE
6-3, Shinoda.
PATRICK
No. No way. That was in.
UMPIRE
The ball was called out.
PATRICK
Did you see it?
UMPIRE
That’s what he called.
PATRICK
Yeah, but did you see it?
PATRICK (CONT’D)
(to Shinoda)
You know that was in.
UMPIRE
First service.
PATRICK
No. Come on. What about hawk eye?
Can I challenge it?
UMPIRE
(laughs)
We don’t have hawk eye.
52.
PATRICK
Un-fucking-believable.
UMPIRE
Watch it.
PATRICK
All fucking week you guys have been
pulling this shit....
UMPIRE
Code violation: unsportsmanlike
conduct, verbal obscenity. Warning,
Zweig.
UMPIRE (CONT’D)
Game, set, and match, Shinoda.
Thwacccckkk!
Teammate sends the ball into the net and chastises himself as
Art lines up for his next serve.
TEAMMATE
Out!
ART
You sure?
TEAMMATE
Yeah, man. It was out.
They rally, and teammate tries to lob him, but Art hops up to
meet the ball and demolishes it in an un-returnable smash.
VOICE (O.S.)
THAT’S RIGHT, BABY! SHOW THAT
MOTHERFUCKER WHO’S BOSS!
PATRICK
FINISH IT OUT, DONALDSON! COME ON!
Thwwaaaccckkk!
PATRICK
So tell me about college life.
ART
I told you already on the phone.
It’s mostly just work.
PATRICK
Yeah, but what about the fun stuff?
The parties, the ladies. You’re the
star of the fucking tennis team.
ART
(laughs)
It’s not exactly like being the
quarterback at Nortre Dame.
ART (CONT’D)
Tashi’s a different story.
PATRICK
So... Nothing? No one?
ART
No... What about you?
PATRICK
What do you mean? I’m taken. What
do you think I’m doing here?
54.
ART
(joking)
You’re not here to visit me?
PATRICK
I love you, Art, but, sadly, there
are some things you just can’t do
for me.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
What?
ART
Nothing, just... Are you really
committed to this thing?
PATRICK
To Tashi? Yeah. I mean, we’re
taking it step by step, but, you
know, I like her. I think she’s
making me an honest man.
(off Art’s look)
You don’t believe me?
ART
No, I just... You know... I’m not
sure how she’s thinking about it. I
don’t want you to get hurt.
PATRICK
(laughs)
You don’t want me to get hurt?
ART
Yeah.
PATRICK
I didn’t know you were so concerned
about my feelings.
ART
Of course I am.
PATRICK
Did she say something to you?
ART
No, I just got the impression that
she’s not really thinking about
this as a serious relationship.
55.
PATRICK
You got that impression?
ART
Uh huh. From a conversation we had.
PATRICK
Hmm.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
You fucking snake.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
Honestly, I’m proud of you. I’d be
doing the same thing.
ART
I’m not --
PATRICK
I mean, of course you still have a
thing for her.
ART
That’s --
PATRICK
It’s fine. I like it. I don’t think
you’re gonna try to fuck her while
we’re still together. It’s exciting
to see you this way.
(beat.)
It’s what’s been missing from your
tennis.
ART
What?
PATRICK
I mean, you’ve always been so
concerned with doing a good job,
you know? Playing well. And you DO
play well. You play beautifully.
But you’ve never had that thing
where you just really, really,
REALLY want to win. Like, my thing
is that I’ll just chase the ball
like a fucking animal, but you’ve
always been obsessed with hitting
it exactly the right way.
(MORE)
56.
PATRICK (CONT'D)
(beat)
It’s exciting to see you lit up
about something, even if that
something is my girlfriend.
ART
Is that what you guys are calling
each other now?
PATRICK
You know this just makes it hotter
for me, right? You sitting here,
pining for her?
(looks around)
I mean, every single one of these
assholes is trying to fuck Tashi.
Why should my best friend be any
different?
ART
I would never --
PATRICK
I know. It’s not your style. You’re
playing percentage tennis: waiting
for me to fuck up.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
Come on, walk me over there.
PATRICK
I missed you...You have no idea how
lonely it is on tour.
TASHI
Is that why you haven’t won any
challengers?
PATRICK
I just told you I missed you.
57.
TASHI
I watched the Shinoda match online.
You could’ve had him in the third
set if you didn’t start tanking.
PATRICK
Tashi.
TASHI
What?
PATRICK
We just had what I’m assuming is
the best sex of both our lives.
TASHI
Exactly. We can talk about tennis
without you thinking it’s about
your dick. You won’t feel
emasculated because you know you
just fucked my brains out.
PATRICK
I fucked your brains out?
She rolls her eyes. He kisses her. They make out a bit. They
look at each other.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
When were you gonna tell me about
Art?
TASHI
Oh. I thought you knew. He’s your
friend.
PATRICK
I mean, I feel bad, because I know
he’s in pain, but I find the whole
thing kind of delicious.
TASHI
You’re not threatened by him?
PATRICK
(smiles)
No.
TASHI
You should be. He’s good looking,
he’s smart, he’s good at tennis.
PATRICK
He’s always been very good.
58.
TASHI
I’m serious. He’s gotten a lot
better since he’s been here. I’ve
been impressed.
PATRICK
Are the two of us still playing for
your number? I thought I won.
TASHI
You always think you’ve won before
the match is over.
TASHI (CONT’D)
You have all this experience
visualizing victory, but none
visualizing defeat. The moment the
match starts slipping away from
you, you decide you’d rather just
throw it on your own terms than
accept that you might get beaten by
a guy who you know isn’t nearly as
talented as you are.
PATRICK
Is the match slipping away from me?
TASHI
I’m just saying you could learn
something from Art. I mean, look at
him, still trying to stay in this
thing even when he knows you’re in
here fucking me. He’s not afraid of
a little pain. He spent so much
time practicing with you as a kid
that now his default position is
that the guy on the other side of
the net is gonna be better than
him. And it makes him a much better
player. Meanwhile, you think you
can just play your game and the
match will take care of itself.
PATRICK
Are we still talking about tennis?
TASHI
We’re always talking about tennis.
PATRICK
Can we not?
59.
Beat.
TASHI
Sure.
PATRICK
What are you doing?
TASHI
I have to do my routine. I’ll see
you after the match.
PATRICK
Tashi...
TASHI
If you’re not interested in me
fixing your game for free then
don’t worry about it.
PATRICK
Why do you care so much?
TASHI
I’m dating you. It’s embarrassing
for me if you suck.
PATRICK
I suck now?
Tashi shrugs.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
It’s not college tennis out there.
We can’t all walk around calling
ourselves the Duncantor.
TASHI
Wow.
PATRICK
I’m happy they like you here. I
just don’t need you to be my coach.
TASHI
Well, someone needs to be.
60.
PATRICK
(laughs)
Can we just --
TASHI
I mean, what do you need from me?
Or, what do you think you need? A
cheerleader? A fuck buddy? A
girlfriend?
TASHI (CONT’D)
There are lots of girls who will be
your girlfriend. You’re talented,
you’re charming, and you’ve got a
big dick. Go be with one of them.
PATRICK
Is this like a new strategy you’re
using to pump yourself up before
the match? Have a little fight to
get the energy going?
TASHI
I don’t need a fight to get the
energy going.
PATRICK
No. Just an hour of meditation.
TASHI
And what? You think that’s lame?
You think I’m trying too hard?
PATRICK
I think it’s unnecessary given that
you’re playing Sally Fucking
Country Club from Pepperdine.
TASHI
How’s coasting by on talent working
out for you?
PATRICK
What are you trying to do right
now?
TASHI
I’m trying to make this work for
me, Patrick.
(MORE)
61.
TASHI (CONT'D)
I’m trying to justify being with
this boy who just wants me to tell
him that his game is perfect and
suck his dick, but the more I’m
listening to myself, the crazier I
feel for being here. I mean, do you
have any idea how frustrating it is
having to listen to you complain on
the phone every week about all the
ways you’re getting “screwed over”
on tour? How can you think that’s a
good use of my time?
PATRICK
Excuse me for inconveniencing you.
TASHI
You are!
(shakes her head)
I need to be alone now. I’ll see
you after the match.
PATRICK
No.
TASHI
What?
PATRICK
I’m not going to the match. Not if
you think you can just dismiss me.
I’m not some fucking lapdog who’s
gonna sit around and let you punish
me. I’m not Art.
Tashi laughs.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
I mean, maybe you need someone like
that -- someone who’s gonna hop on
board with your life and be Mr.
Tashi Duncan.
TASHI
That’s what you think I want?
PATRICK
Yeah. A member of the fan club.
TASHI
You’re not a member of my fan club?
62.
PATRICK
I’m your peer. I’m not your fucking
groupie. And I’m definitely not
your student.
TASHI
Okay. Please leave me alone now so
I can do something useful.
PATRICK
No problem, Duncanator.
TASHI
Don’t expect to sleep here tonight.
PATRICK
Break a leg!
Tashi closes her eyes, takes a deep breath, and exhales very
slowly.
ART
Tashi.
ART (CONT’D)
Where’s Patrick? I’ve been texting
him.
She shrugs.
ART (CONT’D)
Are you okay?
TASHI
Yeah. I’m fine.
ART
Hey.
63.
TASHI
(glares at him)
I’m fine, Art.
Art sits amidst the big crowd, looking around for Patrick.
ANNOUNCER (O.S.)
And now... Your 2004, 2006, and
2007 NCAA Women’s Tennis Champions.
Give it up for STANFORD WOMEN’S
TENNIS!
The team comes out onto the court, and Tashi doesn’t smile or
wave to the crowd at all. She looks up at the stands,
scanning them for Patrick, and she spots the empty seat next
to Art. She and Art make eye contact before she heads for the
bench, looking like she wants to destroy something.
51 THE MATCH
Thwaccckkkk!
UMPIRE
Love - 40.
64.
Tashi moves over for her next return and looks at the girl
like: “hit me.” The girl, exhausted, goes into her motion and
sends in the best she’s got. Another punishing rally begins.
Thwackkkkk.
Thwackkkkk.
Thwackkkkk.
Thwackkkkk.
Thwackkkkk.
Thwackkkkk.
Thwackkkkk.
As Tashi goes into her windup, the ball comes up off the
concrete heading in the opposite direction.
SNAP.
TASHI
No no no no no no no no.
65.
PATRICK
I’m sorry, I --
TASHI
Out.
PATRICK
Tashi...
TASHI
OUT!
PATRICK
Listen --
TASHI
OUT! OUT! OUT!
ART
Patrick. Get the fuck out of here.
Patrick looks at him, then at Tashi, who turns away from him.
Thwaccckkkk!
A. Donaldson: 2, 3 - 15
P. Zweig: 6, 1 - 0
PATRICK
Out!
UMPIRE
Thirty - Love.
PATRICK
(to Umpire)
That was out! That was WAY out!
UMPIRE
The ball was called in.
PATRICK
Are you blind?
UMPIRE
Patrick.
PATRICK
(in the guy’s face)
Are you here to do your job, or are
you just excited that Art
Donaldson’s over there?
UMPIRE
I’m going to give you another code
violation if you don’t stop this.
PATRICK
(yelling across net)
Art! This guy wants your autograph!
UMPIRE
Code violation. Unsportsmanlike
conduct. Verbal abuse. Point
penalty, Zweig.
PATRICK
(to Art)
This how you wanna get your points?
ART
I’m ready to serve, Patrick.
PATRICK
Yeah, I bet.
UMPIRE
Forty - Love.
67.
Art bounces the ball and goes into his service motion. Tashi,
watching the toss, grits her teeth at the moment of impact.
Thwackkkkkk!
TASHI
Stop going easy on me.
ART
I’m not.
TASHI
I have to know whether I actually
have a shot here. It’s pointless
unless you make me work.
TASHI (CONT’D)
If you don’t actually start hitting
the ball, I’m walking off the court
and I’m never talking to you again.
ART
Tashi --
TASHI
What? You don’t want to hurt me?
TASHI (CONT’D)
Fuck you.
ART
Wait.
TASHI
Fucking pussy.
68.
ART
Wait.
ART (CONT’D)
Okay?
No one has dared to play like this with her since her injury,
and she’s getting more and more confident with each shot.
Art surprises her with a very shallow drop shot, and she
sprints to catch it at the net, but her ankle gives out from
under her, radiating sharp pain.
Tashi yelps and drops the ground. Art, terrified, drops his
racket, runs and hops over the net. Tashi is sobbing.
ART (CONT’D)
Fuck. Let me go get a trainer.
TASHI
(through tears)
I’m fine!
ART
You’re obviously not fine! Don’t
move.
He starts to go.
TASHI
ART!
He stops.
TASHI (CONT’D)
There’s nothing that anybody can
do. Nothing happened. I’m just
fucked. My ankle is fucked.
She keeps crying. Art stands there awkwardly, not sure what
to do. He gets on the ground and puts his arms around her.
Tashi leans into his body and sobs.
ART
What about coaching?
TASHI
(laughs)
Who wants to be coached by an 18
year old who’s never played
professionally?
ART
I mean, you probably couldn’t start
out as somebody’s head coach, but
you could work your way up.
TASHI
I’ll never forgive myself.
ART
You have to.
TASHI
I’ll never forgive Patrick.
ART
Well, that I don’t give a shit
about.
TASHI
You know, we were fighting about
you. Or, at least, that was part of
it.
Art takes this in. It’s clear that it upsets him deeply.
TASHI (CONT’D)
I didn’t say that to make you feel
bad, I just... You’re being a
really good friend to me right now.
I know that’s maybe not what you
want to be, but I don’t have the
space to be wondering whether you
want something else.
ART
I’ll be whatever you need me to be.
I’ll fuck off if you want me to.
TASHI
No. I want you here.
70.
ART
Okay.
TASHI
I need you here, actually.
Beat.
TASHI (CONT’D)
Will you go do something with me? I
wanna try something.
Thwackkkk!
A. Donaldson: 2, 5 - 0
P. Zweig: 6, 3 - 0
Art serves for the second set. They rally, intercut with...
Thwackkkk!
Thwackkkk!
Fifteen - Love.
Thwacckkkk!
71.
Thwackkk!
Thirty - Love.
Thwackkkk!
Thwackkkk!
Patrick sends the ball crosscourt. Art gets there and hits a
stunning backhand down the line.
Forty - love.
Set point.
Thwacckkk!
Art, now 20 years old, hits around with his coach, KARL, a
German former player in his 50s.
TASHI
You’re standing too far back on
your returns.
ART
I am?
72.
TASHI
Yeah. You’re still returning like
you’re a little shocked to be on
the pro tour. And you shouldn’t be.
Especially with McDonald tomorrow,
his serve’s not that big, so you’re
gonna keep having to step up to it,
and you’ll waste a lot of energy.
TASHI (CONT’D)
I mean, listen, you should do what
Karl tells you. He’s your coach.
ART
He works for me.
TASHI
(laughs)
That’s what Katerina keeps telling
me.
ART
You want to jump ship? Come join my
team?
TASHI
Can you afford an assistant coach?
ART
Kind of, actually.
TASHI
Art Donaldson. Look at you.
Art looks down and notices where he’s standing for the
return, and he creeps up a few paces before MCDONALD goes
into his service motion.
Thwacckkk!
Art steps into the return and crushes it, winning the point.
ART
I’m serious about you coming to
work with me.
TASHI
I don’t know...
ART
I mean, I get it. You want to work
with someone who’s got a little
more potential.
TASHI
You’ve got plenty of potential. I
just... Do you think it’d be a good
idea?
ART
Why not?
TASHI
I don’t know. We have a history.
ART
You mean we’re friends? Everyone’s
friends with their coaches.
TASHI
No, I mean...
ART
Ah. You’re referring to when I
declared my love for you.
TASHI
Yes. That.
ART
That was a long time ago.
TASHI
It wasn’t that long ago.
ART
Well, it feels like a long time
ago.
TASHI
(mock offended)
You’re not in love with me anymore?
ART
I’m really proud of you, Tashi.
TASHI
(embarrassed)
Oh god.
ART
I’m serious. You’re doing really
well.
TASHI
What? You thought I was gonna kill
myself after the injury?
ART
No. I’m just glad you didn’t leave
tennis. It would’ve been a waste.
TASHI
What else was I gonna do? My only
skill in life is hitting a ball
with a racket.
ART
Before you got injured, I used to
beat myself up everyday for not
winning that match against Patrick.
I kept imagining that if I had
pulled it off somehow, maybe you
and I would’ve ended up together.
But then after you got injured, all
I could think about was that if I
had won that match, you might still
have your whole life, your whole
career. I could have prevented a
crime against the history of sports
if I had just been a little bit
better at tennis.
TASHI
Are you saying you want me to join
your team because you feel guilty?
ART
No. I’m saying I want you to join
my team because I want to win.
Beat.
75.
TASHI
You’d probably beat him if the two
of you played now, don’t you think?
ART
I don’t know. We’ve never played
each other professionally. And he
didn’t qualify for this, so we’ll
have to wait and see. We don’t keep
in touch.
Tashi laughs.
ART (CONT’D)
What?
TASHI
I really was a home wrecker, huh?
ART
Honestly, I think I’d have trouble
even looking at the guy across the
net.
TASHI
Art.
ART
What?
TASHI
You never said whether you were
still in love with me.
ART
Oh.
(shrugs)
Who wouldn’t be?
TASHI
Thanks for dinner.
ART
Least I could do.
76.
TASHI
It was good seeing you.
ART
Yeah. You too.
Beat.
TASHI
Goodnight.
ART
Goodnight.
TASHI
What?
ART
I really want to kiss you right
now, but I’m worried that if I try,
you’ll think I’m the worst friend
in the world.
TASHI
To whom?
Beat. He kisses her. They break apart and look at each other.
He kisses her again, and she kisses him back. They start
making out, very sweetly and passionately.
They get under the covers, and he goes down on her. She
starts to moan.
TASHI
Is something wrong?
ART
No, I just... Shit.
77.
TASHI
(smiles)
You’re fine.
ART
I’ve been dreaming about this for
five years...
TASHI
Art. Look at me.
ART
FUCK.
Tashi looks over at him. She reaches her hand down and starts
stroking him again. He looks at her.
TASHI
You can do it.
ART
Tashi --
TASHI
Shh. Come on. Focus.
TASHI (CONT’D)
There we go.
TASHI (CONT’D)
You just needed a little coaching.
ART
Ohhhh...
Thwackkkkk!
Thwackkkkk!
Thwacckkkk!
78.
Thwackkkkk!
UMPIRE
Game and second set, Donaldson.
Match is tied at one set all.
SET BREAK
A. Donaldson: 2, 6
P. Zweig: 6, 3
TASHI
So the steam room’s just broken?
TASHI
Fuck.
TASHI
You can’t open it just for an hour
every night? The steam room’s an
important part of my husband’s post-
match routine. It’s part of the
reason we decided to stay here.
VOICE (O.S.)
You know, there’s a steam room at
the country club.
PATRICK
Unless Art doesn’t want to hang
around the rest of us.
TASHI
What are you doing here? Isn’t it
about time you started prostituting
yourself for a place to sleep
tonight?
PATRICK
I’m still at that girl’s house.
TASHI
Wow. It must be love.
PATRICK
(smiles)
Come have a cigarette with me. I
have to talk to you.
TASHI
I don’t smoke.
TASHI (CONT’D)
I quit when I got pregnant.
TASHI
Blow it away from me.
PATRICK
Sorry.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
I’m gonna propose something to you,
and it’s gonna make you angry. It’s
gonna make you very angry. But you
have to hear me out. Okay?
80.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
I don’t think it’s an accident that
we’re both here. I don’t think it’s
a coincidence. We’re both at a
turning point, and the universe is
throwing us together because we
need each other. You and I need
each other right now in order to
get to the next phase in our lives.
TASHI
If you’re about to say what I think
you’re about to say, please don’t.
PATRICK
I want you to be my coach.
Beat.
TASHI
What?
PATRICK
I’m finally ready to listen to you.
I wanna give myself over to you
completely. I know that if I do, we
can do something really incredible
together. Art’s best days are
behind him. You know that, I know
that, everybody knows that. That’s
why you made him come here: just to
confirm that he’s done. And even in
the best case scenario -- I mean,
let’s say he has a great season,
wins the Open, completes his career
grand slam -- he’s still gonna
retire as someone who was just
really, really good. That’s what
you will have done together: you
will have taken a guy who was a
mediocre player and you will have
made him really, really good. But
he’s not gonna be one of the
greatest who ever lived. And I know
that’s not on the table for me. I’m
not an insane person. I know I
fucked that up a long time ago.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
(with resolve)
But I still have a season. I still
have one good season, and I need
you to bring it out of me. I mean,
imagine if you could turn Patrick
Zweig into a guy who wins a slam. I
know you’re gonna say no. You maybe
should say no. But it’d be one of
the most incredible things that’s
ever happened in the history of
tennis. Maybe in the history of
sports. So that’s my proposal. What
do you think?
She SLAPS him so hard across the mouth that he spits out his
cigarette.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
OW!
TASHI
How dare you fucking ask me that.
PATRICK
(still holding his face)
Jesus Christ.
TASHI
Do you think it’s cute what you’re
doing? Do you think it’s funny?
PATRICK
I wasn’t joking!
TASHI
Go fuck yourself.
PATRICK
I mean, obviously, we’d wait until
after this week. Otherwise, it
would be a conflict of interest.
TASHI
(laughs, furious)
You want some coaching? You wanna
hear the most useful advice I can
give you about your tennis?
TASHI (CONT’D)
Quit. Right now. Right this
instant. Go find the nearest
country club and ask them for a job
as a tennis pro. You could even go
ask them at New Rochelle. Really
anything would be a better
investment of your time than
playing professionally for a single
second longer.
PATRICK
You know that when I’m good, I’m
one of the best in the world.
TASHI
You’re the 201st best in the world.
And you wanna know the thing about
rankings? They’re always right.
PATRICK
I still have a shot.
TASHI
You’re almost 33. You’d have a
better shot with a handgun in your
mouth.
PATRICK
Tashi --
TASHI
You want some money?
PATRICK
That’s not --
TASHI
(reaching into her wallet)
I think I have like... five hundred
dollars in here. Take it. It’s
nothing to us.
PATRICK
I don’t want your money.
TASHI
Well then what the fuck are you
hoping to get out of this
conversation? Are you just trying
to piss me off?
(MORE)
83.
TASHI (CONT'D)
You think if you tilt me that it’s
gonna affect Art’s game if you both
make it to the final? What kind of
pathetic, small-dick pussy shit are
you trying to accomplish here?
PATRICK
(looks at her)
Are you okay?
TASHI
Excuse me?
PATRICK
Every time I’ve seen you these past
few days, you seem really on edge.
TASHI
What do you think is the common
denominator there?
PATRICK
Are things good at home?
PATRICK (CONT’D)
I’m just trying to figure it out.
He’s got six slams, you’ve got more
money than you know what to do
with, you can do whatever you want
for the rest of your life. What are
you so angry about?
TASHI
I’m not angry.
PATRICK
Then what? Depressed? Resentful?
TASHI
I’m entirely content with my life.
PATRICK
But you’re not. I can feel it.
TASHI
You don’t know me, Patrick. And if
you were smart enough to analyze
me, you would’ve figured out your
own bullshit by now.
84.
PATRICK
(laughs)
My bullshit is simple. I was too
good too early, I fucked it all up,
and now I hate myself. Sadly for
me, knowing that you hate yourself
doesn’t do much in the way of
helping you stop hating yourself --
it actually just makes you hate
yourself more -- so that’s my cross
to bear. But you don’t hate
yourself. So who do you hate?
TASHI
Who do you think I hate?
PATRICK
Art, actually.
Beat.
TASHI
Art.
Patrick nods.
TASHI (CONT’D)
Why would I hate my husband? I’m
sick of being the woman behind the
man?
PATRICK
No. You’re not that boring.
Tashi scoffs.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
Honestly? I think you hate him
because he’s tired. I mean, for a
guy like that to keep competing at
the level you’re demanding of him
at 34, coming off a surgery -- it’s
exhausting. And you can feel him
giving up already even though you
know he’s not gonna retire until
you let him.
TASHI
He’s a grown man. He can do
whatever he wants.
85.
PATRICK
(not finished)
He never imagined his life would be
this good. He never imagined he’d
get this far. And you can tell that
the only reason he’s pushing
himself to keep going after the
injury is that he thinks he owes it
to you. And he does owe it to you.
The least he can do after all
you’ve done for him is to keep his
head down and win you guys one US
Open trophy to complete the
collection. But you can tell he’s
doing it for you, and you find that
absolutely infuriating.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
More than infuriating: you find it
disturbing, on a fundamental level,
that you’re married to a guy who’s
not obsessed with squeezing every
last inch out of his game. He’s not
a crazy person like you and me.
He’s not an addict. He’s just a guy
who wanted to do a really good job.
And he did. No one can say that he
didn’t. And now he’s dreaming about
getting fat together, eating
hamburgers again, waking up late on
the weekends, watching your
daughter grow up, maybe getting a
job doing commentary on the Tennis
Channel. He’s ready to be dead. And
you’re starting to realize that you
might not want to be buried with
him. Because who is he to you if
he’s not playing tennis?
TASHI
You think he’s just a racket and a
dick? Win me titles and give me
babies?
PATRICK
I think there’s real love there.
But no fire. Just ice.
TASHI
You doubt Art’s desire for me?
86.
PATRICK
I know that he needs you. I’m just
not sure that he wants you. Not in
the way you want to be wanted.
TASHI
That’s the stupidest fucking thing
I’ve ever heard.
PATRICK
(laughs)
I knew you’d say that.
TASHI
I mean, you wanted me, didn’t you?
Where’d that get me?
PATRICK
I still do want you.
TASHI
Fuck you.
PATRICK
I’ve always wanted you. A lot.
TASHI
You’ve always needed me too. You’re
just too stupid to realize it.
That’s why Art Donaldson is Art
Donaldson and you’re living out of
your car.
TASHI (CONT’D)
I have to go watch Frozen with
Lily.
PATRICK
Does Art know about Winston-Salem?
TASHI
I chose him, Patrick.
PATRICK
You chose me first.
TASHI
I was young. We all make mistakes
when we’re young.
87.
PATRICK
We’re still young.
TASHI
Not in tennis years.
PATRICK
You keep saying you came here
because Art needed matches, but I
think you came for something else.
TASHI
For what? For you? You think I’m
here to throw it all away for you?
PATRICK
Maybe you just wanted to see me.
TASHI
I’ve seen you. You look like shit.
PATRICK
I’m gonna beat him.
She stops.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
If we both make it to the final,
I’m gonna beat him. I have to. I
need the cash, and I need the
ranking points.
TASHI
Even if you could beat him, it
wouldn’t change anything.
PATRICK
I’ve never lost to him, Tashi.
TASHI
You guys haven’t played each other
in a long time...
PATRICK
It’ll break him. You know it will.
TASHI
It won’t make you. It’s too late
for that.
88.
Tashi starts to leave again, but he grabs her hand and puts a
piece of paper in it.
PATRICK
My number. In case you change your
mind about the coaching.
TASHI
I won’t.
UMPIRE
Time!
UMPIRE (CONT’D)
First service, Zweig.
Thwacccckkkk!
SET THREE
A. Donaldson: 2, 6, 0 - 0
P. Zweig: 6, 3, 0 - 0
After a bit, Tashi notices him out of the corner of her eye
and lets one of Art’s shots sail right by her. Art looks over
and sees Patrick sitting there.
They all look at each other for a moment before Art turns to
Tashi, smoldering and determined, ready for the next ball.
Thwacckkkkkk!
REPORTER
Art, you’re coming off of a win in
Cincinnati, you’ve just made the
final here in Winston-Salem, and a
lot of people are saying this might
be the year you win your first
slam. How do you explain your
success over the past few seasons?
ART
Well, uh, it’s really all because
of Tashi Duncan.
REPORTER
Your girlfriend.
ART
My coach. I do what she tells me to
do, and then I win.
REPORTER
Hi, Art. In his press conference
yesterday after losing in the
quarterfinals, Patrick Zweig said
he was rooting for you to win the
tournament. Did you get a chance to
watch him play this week, and do
you have any advice for how he
might improve his game?
ART
(annoyed)
I didn’t get a chance to watch him.
90.
REPORTER
But as for his game? What maybe he
could be doing differently heading
into the US Open?
ART
Is he playing the Open?
REPORTER
If he qualifies.
ART
I think Patrick can figure out his
own game.
(getting up)
Thank you.
ART
You okay?
TASHI
Yeah, I just can’t sleep yet. I’m
gonna go for a walk or something.
ART
You sure you don’t want to just lay
here?
TASHI
No. You need your rest. It’s a big
day tomorrow.
ART
(smiles)
It’s a big day every day.
ART (CONT’D)
I really wanted that asshole to
make it to the final...
91.
TASHI
I know. But we all know how that
would’ve gone. You don’t have
anything to prove.
Art smiles.
TASHI (CONT’D)
I’ll be quiet when I come back in.
I’ll probably just end up
downstairs having a tea or
something.
ART
Hey.
She stops.
ART (CONT’D)
I’m gonna tell all the press people
from now on that they have to refer
to you as my coach first.
TASHI
(laughs)
You think I give a fuck about that?
ART
I know you don’t. I do.
TASHI
I don’t care what they call me as
long as you keep winning.
TASHI (CONT’D)
Sleep. I’ll see you in the morning.
VOICE (O.S.)
Seeing you with a drink still
weirds me out.
PATRICK
I keep thinking your dad’s gonna
show up out of nowhere and smack it
out of your hands.
TASHI
My dad died last year.
PATRICK
Fuck. Jesus. I’m so sorry.
TASHI
(laughs)
Don’t be. He hated your guts.
PATRICK
We didn’t know each other...
TASHI
He knew about you. As far as he was
concerned, you were the boy who I
let ruin my life.
Patrick lets that hit him. Tashi watches him process it.
TASHI (CONT’D)
You lost. Why are you still here?
PATRICK
The qualies for the Open aren’t for
a couple more days. I’d rather
waste money on a hotel room in
North Carolina than in New York.
TASHI
You’re not supposed to stick around
after you lose. You’re supposed to
run home with your tail between
your legs.
PATRICK
I know. Like you’ve been banished
or something.
93.
TASHI
More like you’re so ashamed that
the only thing you can do is go
back to the drawing board.
PATRICK
Well, maybe if I had coach, they’d
be punishing me with practice right
now, but I don’t, so I get to hang
around in lovely Winston-Salem for
a few more days.
TASHI
Practice isn’t punishment. Not if
you love the game.
PATRICK
Can we talk?
TASHI
We are talking.
PATRICK
Can I say something about what
happened to you?
Beat.
TASHI
No.
PATRICK
Tashi --
TASHI
Why don’t we talk about what’s
happening to you?
PATRICK
I’m trying to apologize.
TASHI
You didn’t do anything to me. I did
it all to myself.
PATRICK
It was an accident.
94.
TASHI
I don’t care what it was anymore.
It’s just hard for me to look at
you. You make me feel like a very
stupid little girl.
PATRICK
I’m really proud of you, Tashi.
TASHI
Oh, for fuck’s sake...
PATRICK
What you’re doing with Art is
incredible.
TASHI
I know it is.
PATRICK
I really am rooting for him.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
Can I buy you another?
She hesitates.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
Come on. It’s the least I can do.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
So why are you down here instead of
sleeping upstairs with your
boyfriend?
TASHI
Fiancé. He asked me to marry him
before we came here.
PATRICK
And you said yes?
TASHI
Of course I said yes. Why else
would I be telling you?
PATRICK
Jesus.
95.
TASHI
I think the word you’re looking for
is “congratulations.”
PATRICK
Yes. Wow. Congratulations.
TASHI
We haven’t gone public with it yet.
Actually, we haven’t really told
anybody. I don’t know why I just
told you.
PATRICK
I guess you wanted me to know.
TASHI
Yeah. I guess I did.
Beat.
PATRICK
Why not go public with it?
TASHI
I don’t want people asking us
questions about it in every press
conference before the Open.
PATRICK
Who cares? Aren’t you excited?
TASHI
Of course I’m excited. What are you
getting at?
PATRICK
I’m just trying to figure out why
you aren’t up there with him the
night before his big match.
TASHI
I’m loud when I’m tossing and
turning. He needs sleep.
He looks at her.
TASHI (CONT’D)
You don’t believe me?
PATRICK
You’re not very convincing.
96.
TASHI
I don’t care what you find
convincing.
PATRICK
I’d imagine it’s hard... watching
him climb the rankings, win slams.
TASHI
He hasn’t won any slams yet.
PATRICK
Sure, but he’s going to.
TASHI
Is it hard for you?
PATRICK
Of course it is. His whole career
feels like one big judgment of all
the ways I can’t get my shit
together.
Tashi laughs.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
What?
TASHI
You still think you’re better than
him. You think your potential still
means something.
TASHI (CONT’D)
Have you considered that it
doesn’t? That maybe he was always
the one who was gonna be a winner?
PATRICK
I think you and I -- and he -- all
know that the only reason he’s
winning is because of you.
TASHI
So what? He’s still winning. All
that matters is what actually
happens, Patrick. “If” is a drug
for losers.
97.
PATRICK
So it’s not hard for you?
TASHI
Why would it be? Art’s my man.
We’re doing something together.
We’re building a life together.
It’s a relationship.
PATRICK
Is that what you wanted with me?
TASHI
(laughs)
Are you serious?
PATRICK
Yeah. This is a safe space.
TASHI
You weren’t interested in a real
relationship.
PATRICK
I was interested.
TASHI
Well, you weren’t capable.
PATRICK
Maybe not then...
TASHI
What -- now? You’ve changed so much
in the past five years?
PATRICK
I don’t know.
TASHI
You’re exactly the same fucking guy
you were then. That’s why you keep
tanking your matches. Tennis got
hard. Tennis became work. Tennis
made you feel normal. And you hate
feeling normal. The whole point of
this game for you is that it made
you feel like you were high. But
Art’s perfectly content being
sober.
PATRICK
And you like that about him? His
sobriety?
98.
TASHI
Clearly I like something about it.
PATRICK
I know it makes sense for you, but
does it turn you on?
TASHI
I think I’ve reached the limit of
my willingness to have this
conversation with you.
PATRICK
You’re gonna marry the guy, you
should at least be able to say
whether he turns you on.
TASHI
Competence turns me on. Maturity
turns me on.
PATRICK
Art’s mature?
TASHI
More than you. I mean, you’re both
these prodigiously talented little
white boys, so, you know, there’s a
ceiling. But at least he knows it.
At least he’s ashamed of it. And,
believe it or not, that shame turns
me on. Big time.
PATRICK
So why aren’t you up there?
TASHI
I already told you. Couldn’t sleep.
PATRICK
I think maybe you’re realizing that
soon it’s going to be too late.
TASHI
Too late for what?
PATRICK
He’s about to become Art Donaldson.
You’re about to become Tashi
Donaldson.
99.
TASHI
I’m not about to become anything.
I’ve always just been exactly who I
am.
PATRICK
(laughs)
You’re right. That’s why Art and I
would’ve murdered each other for
your number.
TASHI
(smiles)
I thought you weren’t threatened by
him?
Beat.
PATRICK
How do you think he’d feel about
the two of us sitting here?
TASHI
How do you feel about me and him
getting married?
PATRICK
Honestly? It causes me a tremendous
amount of pain.
TASHI
Fuck you.
PATRICK
I’m serious. When you told me just
now, it felt like someone had
stabbed me in the chest.
TASHI
Good.
PATRICK
That’s what you always wanted,
right? For me to be in pain?
TASHI
I thought it might be a useful
experience for you.
PATRICK
Well, I’m experiencing it. What do
I do now?
100.
Thwacckkkk!
Thwacckkkk!
Thwacckkkk!
A. Donaldson: 2, 6, 3 - 30
P. Zweig: 6, 3, 3 - 30
They rally, ending with Patrick at the net looking like he’s
going for an overhead smash. Art runs to the baseline to try
and return it, but at the last second, Patrick switches it up
and goes for an underhand shallow volley, winning the point.
UMPIRE
Forty - thirty.
Thwacckkkkk!
The door opens, and a COMPLETELY NAKED MAN with just a towel
around his neck walks in. He sits down right next to Art.
PATRICK
Can you do me a favor?
PATRICK (CONT’D)
(echoing Art from when
they were teenagers)
Can you not, like, demolish me
tomorrow?
101.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
Congrats on being a Phil’s Tire
Town Challenger finalist.
ART
Yeah. You too.
PATRICK
Art. Come on. Can we talk?
ART
(stops)
Can you put your dick away?
PATRICK
This is a steam room.
ART
What do you want to talk about?
PATRICK
We’ve been here for a week, and we
haven’t said two words to each
other. I don’t want to go into the
match tomorrow feeling like this.
It’s just silly, man. It’s
dramatic.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
I mean, really: why are you still
so angry with me?
ART
That’s a serious question?
PATRICK
I don’t buy that it’s because of
Tashi. Or, I don’t think it’s
because of what happened to her. I
think maybe you’re still just
pissed off that she and I used to
be together at all.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
Maybe you’re just really disturbed
by the fact that she could be into
someone like me.
ART
When we were teenagers.
PATRICK
Right. When we were teenagers.
Beat.
ART
You’re right. I do find it
disturbing.
PATRICK
(laughs)
Well, there’s no need, man. Lots of
girls were into me. None of them
wanted to marry me. That’s not what
I was for.
ART
What were you for?
PATRICK
Honestly, I thought you’d be happy
that I was in the draw. You’ve
always wanted to beat me at a
tournament, haven’t you? Especially
the week before the Open. It’s the
perfect confidence booster.
ART
I know what you’re trying to do
right now --
PATRICK
(laughs)
I’m not trying to do anything. This
is a challenger. I don’t have to
play mind games with you.
ART
Right. You don’t give a shit.
103.
PATRICK
I didn’t say that.
ART
We both know you have considerably
more at stake here than I do.
PATRICK
Do I?
ART
Where do you get your swagger from?
ART (CONT’D)
I mean, I understood it when we
were kids -- you were hot shit: you
could beat us all with your eyes
closed -- but how are you still
walking around like the world owes
you something? You’re 33 years old,
your career’s in the toilet, you’re
broke, nobody knows who the fuck
you are, and you walk in here
swinging your dick around like I’m
supposed to be afraid of it, but
all I see is a naked little boy
who’s still screaming about winning
the Junior US Open. Do you
understand how embarrassing it is
that you’re here?
PATRICK
Not quite as embarrassing as you
being here.
ART
I’m just stopping by, man. This is
where you live. And it’s almost
certainly where you’re gonna die.
PATRICK
Listen, Art, I --
ART
(cutting him off)
I’ve always tried to figure out
what happened to you, but the more
I think about it, the more I
realize it’s about what didn’t
happen. You didn’t grow up.
(MORE)
104.
ART (CONT'D)
You still think we’re seventeen.
And now you still want me to be
impressed with the fact that my
wife liked you when she was a girl,
but why would I give a shit about
that? And why the fuck would I give
a shit about what happens tomorrow?
It’s just practice for me, Patrick.
Do you understand that? I mean,
maybe you’re playing for something
else, but I’m just here working on
my forehand. I’m just using you to
get warmed up for a chance to win
the Open, because it’s the one
thing in tennis I haven’t done
already.
PATRICK
You’ve never beaten me.
ART
(laughs)
So what? This is a game about
winning the points that matter. You
beating me is a nice story for you
to tell people when you’re giving
them tennis lessons, but I
guarantee you the thing they’ll all
be the most excited about is that
you met me at all. They’ll ask you
what I’m like. They’ll ask you if
I’m nice. They’ll ask you if we
were friends. And then they’ll ask
you how I did it. They’ll ask you
to teach them how to be like me.
And you won’t have a fucking clue
what to tell them. I mean, I could
try to explain it to you, but the
truth is that you don’t really want
to know. You just want to keep
telling yourself whatever worthless
stories you’ve been telling
yourself about why our lives have
turned out the way they have. And
even if you did want to know, I
couldn’t possibly explain it to you
in a language you’ll understand,
because the thing you learn when
you’ve been operating at my level
for as long as I have is that it’s
so fucking lonely to win this much.
Nobody gets it. But everyone on
Earth gets what it’s like to be
you.
(MORE)
105.
ART (CONT'D)
The reason why they’re sending a
camera crew from ESPN to cover a
fucking challenger tomorrow is that
people like looking at my face on
TV because they think it might help
them solve the mystery of how I
have what I have. But you’re
getting your own personal close up
right now, so you should understand
better than anybody: there is no
fucking mystery -- you just can’t
have it.
PATRICK
I just wanted to come in here to
wish you luck, Art.
ART
That makes no sense.
PATRICK
I wanted to tell you that I’m
looking forward to it. I miss
playing with you.
ART
Oh yeah?
Patrick nods.
ART (CONT’D)
I don’t miss playing with you...
I’m too old for it.
Twhacckkk!
Art and Tashi sit in the living room watching footage of Art
and Patrick’s US Open Boys Singles match from 2006, the only
available footage they can study of the two of them playing.
Lily, their daughter, walks into the room from the kitchen,
holding a juice box.
106.
LILY
Mommy --
TASHI
Come here, baby. Look.
TASHI (CONT’D)
Guess who that is?
They all watch the point play out on the screen: teenage
Patrick and teenage Art rally intensely, fire and ice.
LILY
Who’s the other boy?
TASHI
That’s who daddy’s playing
tomorrow.
LILY
He’s good.
Tashi starts cracking up, but when she looks over at Art, she
can see that he’s not laughing at all. He’s just staring
straight ahead at the screen, stone-faced.
ART
Tell me it doesn’t matter.
TASHI
What?
ART
Tell me it doesn’t matter if I win
tomorrow.
Beat.
107.
TASHI
No.
TASHI (CONT’D)
You tell me if it matters. You’re a
professional competitor, Art.
ART
I can’t help but feel that when we
step onto the court tomorrow, we’re
all gonna be seventeen again.
TASHI
You think you two are playing for
my number?
ART
I’ve been playing for your number
for fifteen years.
TASHI
We have a kid together.
ART
I know... I just don’t know what it
would mean if I can’t even beat
him.
TASHI
What would it mean to you?
ART
It would mean that I choked.
There’s no way he’s better than me.
Not anymore. So it would mean I got
beaten by a teenager.
TASHI
You’ve been getting beaten by
teenagers all year. It’s an
occupational hazard.
ART
I’m talking about me. If I lose to
Patrick, it means I got beaten by
seventeen-year-old Art Donaldson.
And how are you gonna look at me if
I let that happen?
TASHI
Just like this.
108.
TASHI (CONT’D)
It can’t be about avoiding my
judgment. I’m not a nun. I’m not
your mommy.
ART
I know that. I just want you to
tell me you’ll love me no matter
what.
TASHI
(laughs)
Who am I? Jesus?
ART
(meaning it)
Yeah.
Beat.
TASHI
You know you can win.
ART
What if I don’t?
TASHI
Figure it out.
ART
It feels like I have to.
TASHI
Nobody has to win a tennis match.
There’s just two people who really
want to.
Silence.
ART
I’m gonna say something, and it’s
probably going to make you angry,
but I want you to hear me out.
ART (CONT’D)
I want to retire this year whether
we win the Open or not.
109.
Beat.
TASHI
(coldly)
Why?
ART
I’m still gonna try. I’m still
gonna go for it. But I’m tired. I
don’t feel like I have anything to
prove anymore. And I don’t want to
be one of those guys who doesn’t
know when to walk away. It’s so
pathetic to still be doing this
shit when you’re forty.
TASHI
Who cares how old you are if you
can still beat teenagers?
ART
I’m sick of fighting all the time.
I don’t mean with each other. I
just mean I feel like we’ve been at
war for as long as we’ve known each
other. We’ve been soldiers. I want
to find out who we are to each
other in peacetime.
Silence.
TASHI
Okay.
ART
Okay?
TASHI
If you wanna quit tennis, quit
tennis. You don’t need my
permission.
ART
We’re doing this together. We’ve
always been doing this together.
TASHI
I’m just the coach. I work for you.
ART
Coach me then.
TASHI
I am coaching you.
110.
Beat.
TASHI (CONT’D)
If you don’t win tomorrow, I’ll
leave you. How’s that?
Art laughs.
TASHI (CONT’D)
I’m serious... Does that help you?
ART
Yeah... Thank you.
TASHI
Great.
Beat.
TASHI (CONT’D)
Okay. Time to fuck me.
ART
What?
TASHI
Just so it’s not all jumbled up in
your head before tomorrow.
ART
I don’t want to fuck you to prove a
point, Tashi.
TASHI
I’m telling you to do the exact
opposite. Fuck me because you want
to. And then go win tomorrow
because you want to. Or because you
can. I don’t give a shit what the
reason is.
ART
Is Lily asleep?
TASHI
Are you gonna do it or not?
She does it for a long time. Art closes his eyes, looking
like he’s really trying to focus. Finally, Tashi stops, and
Art looks completely defeated and furious at himself.
ART
Fuck.
TASHI
Focus.
ART
I’m sorry --
TASHI
Shut up. Look at me.
ART
Tashi, I’m just too --
TASHI
Shh. Come on. We’re gonna make it
happen. We always do.
She starts to reach under the sheets again, but Art stops
her. She looks at him.
ART
Will you just hold me?
ART (CONT’D)
Just until I fall asleep?
TASHI
Art --
ART
Please.
TASHI
Okay.
ART
Thank you.
112.
TASHI
Shh.
ART
I love you.
TASHI
I know.
He closes his eyes. She pets the back of his head, softly.
TASHI (CONT’D)
You want me to turn off the light?
ART
Yeah.
She reaches over to turn it off, and right before the room
goes dark, we can see the look of unease on her face.
Thwacckkkk!
A. Donaldson: 2, 6, 5 - 40
P. Zweig: 6, 3, 5 - 40
UMPIRE
Advantage, Donaldson.
Thwackkkk!
UMPIRE (CONT’D)
Deuce.
Reset.
Thwacckkk!
113.
UMPIRE (CONT’D)
Advantage, Zweig.
Thwaccckkkk!
UMPIRE (CONT’D)
Deuce.
Quietly, so she doesn’t wake him up, she gets out of bed.
She creeps over to the chair where her purse is sitting and
ruffles around in there for something.
89 INT. BATHROOM
Thwacckkkk!
114.
UMPIRE
Advantage, Donaldson.
Reset.
Thwacckkkk!
An ace.
UMPIRE (CONT’D)
Game, Donaldson. Donaldson leads 6
games to 5.
Art pumps his fist and looks at Tashi, who looks back at him
with a complicated expression.
Patrick pulls up in his car. Tashi gets into the back seat.
PATRICK
What are you -- ?
TASHI
Just drive.
TASHI
I told the valet guy I was waiting
for an Uber.
PATRICK
(laughs)
I’m sure he doesn’t give a shit.
You don’t have to act like we’re
pulling off a bank heist.
TASHI
Just pull over somewhere.
115.
Patrick pulls over the car and shuts it off. Tashi exits and
gets into the front seat.
PATRICK
Sorry. This Italian company is
paying me two thousand bucks to
wear that on my shirt tomorrow.
TASHI
(looks around)
We shouldn’t stay parked here too
long. I don’t want anyone to think
I’m a hooker and call the cops.
PATRICK
We can go back to my hotel. The
money just came in this afternoon.
TASHI
I’m not here to fuck you, Patrick.
Beat.
PATRICK
You’re not?
TASHI
No. I just wanted to talk to you.
PATRICK
At midnight before the final?
TASHI
Yeah.
PATRICK
What’s on your mind? Are you ready
to be my coach?
TASHI
I want you to lose tomorrow.
PATRICK
I’m aware of that.
116.
TASHI
No. I’m asking you to lose
tomorrow.
PATRICK
Fuck off.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
How little do you believe in your
husband?
TASHI
He’s been doing well this week.
He’s ready to come back and make a
run at the Open. If he beats you,
he’ll know that he can do it. He
needs this. We need this.
PATRICK
In what possible world do you guys
need this?
PATRICK (CONT’D)
What about what I need?
TASHI
What you need is to accept that
it’s over. The only really life-
affirming decision you can make is
to walk away and figure out what’s
next.
PATRICK
(laughs, shakes his head)
You know, I really don’t think you
get enough credit for being such a
fucking asshole.
TASHI
Every tennis player is an asshole.
PATRICK
Yeah, but you’re on another level.
TASHI
I’m actually being incredibly kind
to you right now. To both of you.
(MORE)
117.
TASHI (CONT'D)
I’m trying to take such good care
of my little white boys.
PATRICK
So... What? You’re gonna bribe me
to take a fall? That’s your act of
benevolence?
TASHI
I’m just asking you.
PATRICK
Why the fuck would I do that?
TASHI
Because you owe it to me. And you
owe it to him.
Beat.
PATRICK
No. No fucking way.
TASHI
All right. Then take me back to my
hotel.
Beat.
TASHI (CONT’D)
DRIVE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
PATRICK
You know what the most frustrating
part of this is? You know what
really drives me crazy?
TASHI
Start the car.
PATRICK
You did come here to fuck me. But
you’re so full of shit that you
won’t even admit that to yourself.
TASHI
I really don’t want to start
screaming, Patrick.
PATRICK
I mean, I get it: you have a
daughter, you’re married. You’re
rich.
(MORE)
118.
PATRICK (CONT'D)
You can’t figure out in your head
why you would sneak out of the Ritz
Carlton to come see me. But that’s
what you’re doing.
TASHI
I’m asking you for a favor.
PATRICK
No, you’re asking me to do all the
work of blowing up your life. And
I’m not fucking playing. You wanna
betray Art with me, you’re gonna
have to at least meet me half way.
TASHI
Listen... if fucking you is the
only way to get you to throw the
match...
PATRICK
Oh, go fuck yourself, you absolute
loser.
TASHI
(laughs)
I’m the loser?
PATRICK
Yes. Yes you are. Look at you.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
Time for your Uber driver to drop
you back off to your family.
TASHI
It’s actually not a bad career idea
for you. If you just cleaned this
car once in a while...
PATRICK
MY CAR IS FINE!
TASHI
NO IT’S NOT! YOUR CAR IS A PIECE OF
SHIT!
Thwacckkk!
A. Donaldson: 2, 6, 6 - 0
P. Zweig: 6, 3, 5 - 15
They rally, really running each other around the court, both
of them starting to feel the exhaustion setting in. Patrick
wins a point at the net.
UMPIRE
Thirty - love.
Thwacckkkk!
PATRICK
Fuck it. I’ll do it.
TASHI
Why?
PATRICK
What do you mean why? There’s no
outcome tomorrow that’s gonna make
my life any better -- only one that
will make your lives worse. So
what’s the point?
Beat.
TASHI
You’re just saying that.
PATRICK
What do you care?
120.
TASHI
I care because I want you to
actually do it.
PATRICK
I just said I’ll do it.
TASHI
Tell me you understand why.
PATRICK
(laughs)
I’m not married to you, Tashi. I
don’t have to demonstrate that I
see the wisdom of your desires.
Just be happy that I’m doing what
you want and shut up about it.
TASHI
You’re such a fucking child...
PATRICK
Of course I am. I’ve spent my
entire life hitting a ball with a
racket. I play a children’s game
for money. So does Art. So do you.
You wanna talk about which one of
us needs to grow up, maybe it’s the
one who thinks her whole life is
going to resolve itself if her
husband can win just one more
little silver trophy.
TASHI
They’re not so little.
PATRICK
Oh, he lets you hold them?
PATRICK (CONT’D)
I mean, really, what is this going
to solve for you? You gonna start
loving him again?
TASHI
I never stopped loving him.
PATRICK
Then, what? Even if he completes
the set, they’ll still be his
trophies. Not yours.
121.
TASHI
You don’t think I understand that?
PATRICK
Well then what the fuck are you
doing here?
TASHI
I don’t know. Okay? I feel like a
fucking idiot.
PATRICK
Well, great. Me too.
TASHI
Why am I in your car?
PATRICK
Because you’re stupid. So am I. I’m
just not as disturbed by it as you
are. I don’t have nearly that high
of an opinion of myself.
TASHI
(scoffs)
You’re one of the most egotistical
people I’ve ever met.
PATRICK
Oh, sure. But I’ve never been
confused about the fact that I’m a
piece of shit. That’s what you like
about me.
TASHI
I don’t like anything about you.
PATRICK
You like precisely one thing about
me, and it’s that I’m such a piece
of shit that I never got the memo
that I was supposed to treat you
like some mystical being who was
gonna save my life. I’m so stupid
that I could actually see you for
what you are.
TASHI
What am I?
PATRICK
In reality? A really, really,
insanely hot woman. I guess now
you’d say a MILF.
122.
TASHI
Pull over.
PATRICK
We’re almost back at the hotel.
Don’t be dramatic.
TASHI
PULL OVER.
PATRICK
Fine, dummy.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
Are you gonna hit me again?
She spits in his face, hard, and before he has time to react,
she grabs him, and the two of them start making out. They
kiss desperately, vengefully, grasping at each other over the
center console.
Tashi reaches her hand down and feels Patrick over his pants.
She’s surprised to see that he’s already hard.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
(smiles)
I’ve been driving with it for the
past five minutes.
Thwacckkkk!
A. Donaldson: 2, 6, 6 - 0
P. Zweig: 6, 3, 5 - 30
Art pumps his fist. Tashi grits her teeth in the stands.
UMPIRE
Thirty - fifteen.
123.
Reset.
Thwaccckkkk!
UMPIRE (CONT’D)
Thirty - all.
Patrick and Tashi lay naked in the backseat. They both smoke
cigarettes. The windows of the car are steamed up.
TASHI
I don’t get it.
He looks at her.
TASHI (CONT’D)
There’s lots of talented, entitled
pieces of shit who have a tough
time their first few years on tour,
but I always thought you’d do
something about it eventually. But
you just never did. It was like you
wanted to keep losing.
PATRICK
I don’t know. It felt wrong to try
too hard.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
I fucked up your whole life. It
didn’t seem fair for me to all of a
sudden start taking my tennis
seriously after you got injured.
TASHI
So now I’m responsible for the
death of two careers?
124.
PATRICK
No. I’m responsible. Just me. Maybe
if it had occurred to me back then
that I should just ask you to be my
coach, things would’ve turned out
differently. But like I said: I’m
very stupid.
TASHI
You’re so stupid.
PATRICK
Yeah.
TASHI
I can’t even fathom being as stupid
as you are.
PATRICK
(completely sincere)
I miss watching you play, Tashi.
You were so beautiful.
TASHI
You have to make him feel like he
earned it tomorrow. You can’t just
give up in the middle of the match.
PATRICK
Are you sure this is what you want?
TASHI
What else could I want?
TASHI (CONT’D)
How will I know if you’re gonna do
it?
PATRICK
(beat)
You won’t.
TASHI
Let’s go.
125.
A. Donaldson: 2, 6, 6 - 30
P. Zweig: 6, 3, 5 - 30
Thwaccckkk!
Reset.
Thwaccckkk!
It goes wide.
LINE JUDGE
OUT!
Match Point.
UMPIRE
Thirty - Forty.
Patrick looks at Tashi. He bounces the ball and goes into his
service motion.
Thwaccckkk!
LINE JUDGE
OUT!
UMPIRE
Second service.
UMPIRE (CONT’D)
Time violation. Warning, Zweig.
He goes into his service motion again, but this time, he does
Art’s service motion, just like when they were seventeen.
Thwaccckkk!
UMPIRE (CONT’D)
Forty - all.
Neither man moves. They stare at each other across the net
like gunslingers in a western. Tashi looks back and forth
between both of them, no idea what’s going on.
Patrick nods.
ART
Fuck off.
Patrick smiles.
UMPIRE
Code violation. Verbal obscenity.
Point penalty, Donaldson.
Patrick moves over for his next serve. Art doesn’t move.
UMPIRE (CONT’D)
Advantage, Zweig. First service.
UMPIRE (CONT’D)
Art?
Thwaccckkk!
Another ace.
UMPIRE (CONT’D)
Game, Zweig.
127.
UMPIRE (CONT’D)
Set is tied at 6 games all. We will
now go into a tiebreak. Donaldson
to serve.
Art receives balls for his serve. Patrick crouches down and
readies himself for the return.
Both men look at each other across the net: Let’s really play
now.
Art bounces the ball and goes into his service motion.
Thwacckkk!
LINE JUDGE
OUT!
UMPIRE
Second service.
Thwacckkkk!
Art sends in another one, just as hot. This time it’s good.
Thwacckkk!
Thwacckkk!
Thwacckkk!
128.
Thwacckkk!
She grits her teeth and clenches her fists, playing as Art,
playing as Patrick, playing as the ball itself.
Thwacckkk!
Thwacckkk!
Thwacckkk!
The ball goes into the net, but we stay on Tashi. We don’t
know who won the point, even as the crowd cheers and Tashi
leaps to her feet.
TASHI
COME ON!!!!
Cut to BLACK.
END.