WEEK 3: CONTENTS PAGE

Page Contents
1. COVER
2. CONTENTS PAGE
3. HEADLINES
4. RESULTS
5. GAME OF THE WEEK
6. GAME OF THE WEEK
7. NFC STANDINGS
8. AFC STANDINGS
9. TOP PERFORMANCES OF THE WEEK (TEAMS)
10. TOP PERFORMANCES OF THE WEEK (PLAYERS)
11. LEAGUE LEADERS (PLAYERS)
12. LEAGUE LEADERS (PLAYERS)
13. LEAGUE LEADERS (TEAMS)
14. COMMERCIAL BREAK SPONSORED BY CROAK-A-COOLER
15. FEATURE: MAKING A KILLING
16. THE SECOND DEATH OF HUMERUS CARPAL/LOW EXPECTATIONS
17. JOHNNY BLOOD BOWL/THE DEAD BEAT
18. GAZ ATTACK!
19. FRAN REPORTS!
20. NOSH IT OR VOMIT/RUMOUR CORNER
21. PREVIEW OF NEXT WEEK
22. ADVERTISMENT: REPLICA SHIRTS (AFC WESTERN)
This Week’s Contributors
Cover, 4,5,14,15,16: Knute Rock-Knee (Insta: @NAF_2489_90)
Page: 17,19, 20, 22: C.Z.Matic
Page: 15 Alex Rathbone (Illustration)
Page 18: WT Brown @ScorpusFlex | Linktree

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Sports Killerstrated, Issue 3. Published by the NAF.net September 23rd, 2023

 RESULTS WEEK 3
Home Team Score Away Team Fat’l
Middenheim Marauders 3 - 1 Icecastle Wolves 3 2
Albion Wanderers 3 - 1 Arctic Cragspiders 1 0
Champions of Death 1 - 3 Vynheim Valkyries 0 2
Underworld Creepers 0 - 3 Reikland Reavers 1 2
Naggaroth Nightwings 3 - 2 Bluchen Berserkers 1 0
Gouged Eye 3 - 1 Worlds Edge Wanderers 1 1
Khain's Killers 0 - 3 Chaos All-Stars 0 1
Oldheim Ogres 1 - 3 Bright Crusaders 1 0
Scarcrag Snivellers 0 - 3 Darkside Cowboys 0 2
Bruendar Grimjacks 3 - 2 Stunted Stoutfellows 2 0
Dark Renegades 1 - 3 Elfheim Eagles 0 1
Westside Werewolves 3 - 1 Skaven Scramblers 2 0
Athelorn Avengers 3 - 0 Evil Gits 1 0
Greenfield Grasshuggers 1 - 3 Everbold Unicorns 0 1
Creeveland Crescents 3 - 2 Bluebay Crammers 2 0
Southstorm Squids 0 - 3 Dwarf Warhammerers 0 4
Dwarf Giants 3 - 0 Lowdown Rats 2 0
Asgard Ravens 1 - 3 Nurgle's Rotters 0 1
Hobgoblin Team 0 - 3 Orcland Raiders 2 5
Galadrieth Gladiators 3 - 2 Lustria Croakers 4 0

NAF Rules Recap

1) The first team to score 3 Touchdowns is declared the winner.
2) A tie occurs if no team has won after 10 hours of play.
3) A game is abandoned when it is impossible for both teams to continue the game.
4) A conceded game is registered as a 0-3 loss to the conceding team.

Key
The table above reveals the following information from left to right:
Home team name/ Home team score (TD)/ Away team score (TD)/ Away team name/ Fat’l=Home
Fatalities caused/ Away Fatalities caused*

* Fatalities Caused includes opposition players, opposition staff, officials and members of the public.

Teams in Bold won the game

 NAF WEEK 3: HEADLINES

Dead and Buried Life After Lucien

The Champions of Death’s good start to
In their first game since team captain
the season came crashing to a halt as the Lucien Swift was crocked, the Galadrieth
Vynheim Valkyries defeated them 3-1 at
Gladiators saw off a spirited challenge
Pain Park. Hero of the day was Valkyries’
from the Lustria Croakers. The game was
Thrower Rudolf Runespear, who finely balanced but the unusually
connected with Vinny Valhalla and Erik boisterous atmosphere amongst the
Redmist for several spectacular passes. capacity crowd at the Eataine Coliseum
That was good news for the Middenheim gave the Gladiators the Edge, when Eldril
Marauders who beat the Icecastle Wolves
Sidewinder made a crucial interception
3-1. Their Thrower Gulden von Sulkhof that set up the Elves to win 3-2.
had a field day and threw the AFC North
race wide open again.
Eastern Promise
Evil Eyes The NFC East is looking to be an exciting
title race this season. With the favourite
The Gouged Eye put their poor display
Skaven Scramblers losing again both the
against the Reavers last week behind Dwarf Warhammerers, the Creeveland
them and ended the Worlds Edge Crescents won. The Crescents maintain
Wanderers surprisingly good start to the the top spot after beating the Bluebay
season grinding them down in a block-
Crammers. The 3-2 score line flatters the
fest to win 3-1. The Reikland Reavers Halflings, as they benefitted from two
remain in control of the AFC Central extraordinary aerial scores by Gambo
thanks to a Griff Oberwald hat-trick Ranchstock, who was flung from the arm
against the utterly hopeless Underworld
of the mighty Treeman Greybranch
Creepers. Oakwillow

Killers Killed Other Results

Morg’th Nh’throg was in top form in the The Darkside Cowboys retained control of
top of the table clash between the AFC
the NFC Central by thrashing the Scarcrag
East leading Khain’s Killers and Chaos All- Snivellers; The Elfheim Eagles made a
Stars. A stunning opening drive saw statement of intent by beating their bitter
Morg seriously injure 3 Dark Elves, after rivals the Dark Renegades to keep in
that, they were quite literally broken, the touch in the race for the AFC West title.
All-Stars ran out 3-0 winners.
 3-1
“Good evening, sports fans, Jim Johnson here. If you can
hear howling in the background, don’t panic, it’s not the
“Let’s take a look at the key play of the game: Erik ‘the Dog’
controller of ABC looking at last week’s viewing figures, it’s
Jorgsson’s brutal tackle that maimed Skrit Silkpaw and caused a
just the fans here at the Westside Werewolves home
costly turnover deep in the Scramblers’ backfield. How did the
stadium celebrating a famous victory over the Skaven
Werewolves get such good penetration, Bob?”
Scramblers. They’re now 3-0 and top of the division.
Bob, after a display like that, pundits are now going to have “Well, Jim, Jorgsson
to take their title challenge seriously?!” was ‘hounding’ the
Scramblers’ frontline
“Sure Jim, they’re all day [chuckle!].
top dog in the Seriously though, he
had a super game, he
AFC West now
worked like a dog!
[chortle!]. I mean,
[guffaw!]”
all those years of
being the
underdog are
completely
forgotten now
[snicker!].”

“This result leaves the

Scramblers 1-2 and in
a crisis. Coach Vytick
the Many Headed is
going to come in for
some criticism for his
tactics; his team
looked totally
confused by his play
calling. Where’d he
go wrong, Bob?”

“You know what they

say Jim, two heads
are better than one,
but three’s a crowd!
[chuckle]

“[Groan] Something
like that, Bob,
something like that.”
Westside Werewolves Stats
Player Rushing Passing Blocks Fouls Pass TDs Inter- Casu-
Paces Paces Made Made Comp. Scored cepts alties
Dirk Hundslieb 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0
Max Fullmoon 50 0 5 0 0 2 0 0
Caspar Zorn 37 0 3 0 0 0 0 1
Ivar Wolfstruck 33 26 3 0 2 1 0 1
Wilhelm Chaney 44 0 11 0 0 0 2 0
Erik "the Dog" Jorgsson 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1
Maugrim Greypelt 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
Johnny Lycan 0 0 8 1 0 0 0 0
Marc de Lassie 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 1
"Howling" Peter 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0
Oswald the Stray 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0
Achim von Stalker 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0
Hrolf Shapeshfter 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0
Ulric Barker 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
Jacques Roussel 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
Thor Doomhowl 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TOTALS 164 26 49 2 2 3 2 4
Sent Off: Marc de Lassie

Skaven Scramblers Statistics

Player Rushing Passing Blocks Fouls Pass TDs Inter- Casu-
Paces Paces Made Made Comp. Scored cept alties
Rasta Tailspike 46 0 2 0 0 1 0 0
Qhuart Brittlefang 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 0
Skrit Silkpaw 38 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
Shishk Four-Arms 0 89 1 0 4 0 0 0
Glart Smashrip 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 0
Vhurt Shadowgrip 0 0 7 0 0 0 0 0
Threetch Three-Eye 0 0 7 0 0 0 0 0
Vermink Stink 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 1
Skrag the Unclean 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
Niknik Yellowtail 0 0 3 2 0 0 0 0
Zapp Sixthumb 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Rut Skitterklank 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Krekul the Snatcher 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Cinch Vileitch 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Skreet the Knife 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bite-Bite 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TOTALS 84 89 37 2 4 1 0 1
Sent Off: Niknik Yellowtail

MATCH FACTS

ATTENDANCE: 67000
VENUE: Westside Arena, Drakwald
MVP: Wilhelm Chaney, (Westside Werewolves)
REFEREE: Mr B’kmm (Mountains of Mourn)
STANDINGS WEEK 3

W L T PF PA FF FA
Darkside Cowboys 3 0 0 9 2 5 0
Athelorn Avengers 2 1 0 6 3 2 1
Evil Gits 2 1 0 6 6 3 0
Everbold Unicorns 1 2 0 7 7 1 1
Greenfield Grasshuggers 0 3 0 2 9 0 2

W L T PF PA FF FA
Vynheim Valkyries 3 0 0 9 1 5 0
Dwarf Giants 2 1 0 8 3 7 0
Nurgle's Rotters 1 2 0 5 7 2 0
Asgard Ravens 1 2 0 4 6 1 2
Lowdown Rats 0 3 0 0 9 0 3

W L T PF PA FF FA
Creeveland Crescents 3 0 0 9 5 4 0
Dwarf Warhammerers 2 1 0 7 5 6 0
Skaven Scramblers 1 2 0 6 7 1 2
Southstorm Squids 1 2 0 4 6 1 2
Bluebay Crammers 0 3 0 4 9 0 2

W L T PF PA FF FA
Orcland Raiders 2 1 0 8 5 6 0
Galadrieth Gladiators 2 1 0 8 5 5 1
Worlds Edge Wanderers 2 1 0 7 7 2 1
Lustria Croakers 1 2 0 7 7 1 0
Hobgoblin Team 0 3 0 1 9 3 6

Key:
The table above reveals the following information
W=Games won; L=Games lost; T=Games drawn/abandoned (*=game abandoned)
PF=TD scored; PA=TD Conceded; FF=Fatalities For; FA=Fatalities Against

Fatalities For (FF) includes: Opposition Players, staff, officials and members of the public.
Fatalities Against includes: Players only
STANDINGS WEEK 3

W L T PF PA FF FA
Reikland Reavers 3 0 0 9 1 5 0
Gouged Eye 2 1 0 7 4 3 1
Naggaroth Nightwings 2 1 0 6 6 4 1
Underworld Creepers 1 2 0 4 8 1 2
Bluchen Berserkers 0 3 0 3 9 4 3

W L T PF PA FF FA
Champions of Death 2 1 0 7 4 3 -
Albion Wanderers 2 1 0 7 4 2 0
Middenheim Marauders 2 1 0 7 5 3 0
Icecastle Wolves 1 2 0 4 8 2 1
Arctic Cragspiders 1 2 0 4 8 3 2

W L T PF PA FF FA
Chaos All-Stars 3 0 0 9 2 8 1
Bright Crusaders 2 1 0 8 5 0 0
Khain's Killers 2 1 0 6 6 1 0
Scarcrag Snivellers 0 3 0 3 9 0 3
Oldheim Ogres 0 3 0 3 9 5 1

W L T PF PA FF FA
Westside Werewolves 3 0 0 9 4 4 0
Elfheim Eagles 2 1 0 8 6 1 0
Bruendar Grimjacks 2 1 0 7 7 2 0
Dark Renegades 1 2 0 6 6 3 1
Stunted Stoutfellows 0 3 0 4 9 0 2

Key:
The table above reveals the following information
W=Games won; L=Games lost; T=Games drawn/abandoned (*=game abandoned)
PF=TD scored; PA=TD Conceded; FF=Fatalities For; FA=Fatalities Against

Fatalities For (FF) includes: Opposition Players, staff, officials and members of the public.
Fatalities Against includes: Players only
WEEK 3 TOP PERFORMANCES
(TEAMS)

MOST RUSHING PACES

Dwarf Giants 338 Reikland Reavers 168

MOST PASSING PACES

Athelorn Avengers 274 Bright Crusaders 279

TOTAL OFFENSIVE PACES

Dwarf Giants 438 Bright Crusaders 445

Sports Killerstrated’s TEAMS OF THE WEEK

VYNHEIM BRIGHT
VALKYRIES CRUSADERS
WEEK 3 TOP PERFORMANCES
(PLAYERS)

MOST PACES GAINED

Winsom Anglepoise 103 J. Earlice 90
Galadrieth Gladiators Bruendar Grimjacks

MOST PASSING PACES

Grishnak Goblin-Throttler 254 Gulden von Sulkhof 200
Orcland Raiders Middenheim Marauders

MOST TOUCHDOWNS
Hoshi Komi 3 Griff Oberwald 3
Creeveland Crescents Reikland Reavers

MOST FATALITIES
Grishnak Goblin-Throttler 3 Morg’th Nh’throg 3
Orcland Raiders Chaos All-Stars

MOST BLOCKS
Vhurt Shadowgrip 12 Varag Ghoul-Chewer 14
Skaven Scramblers Gouged Eye

Sports Killerstrated’s WEEK 1 NAF MVP

Grishnak Goblin-Throttler (Orcland Raiders)

31 Paces Rushing, 254 Paces Passing, 6
Blocks, 3 Fatalities, 1 Touchdown
 LEAGUE LEADERS (PLAYERS)

RUSHING LEADERS
PLAYER PACES TEAM
Fast' Ben Jansen 236 Reikland Reavers
Digger Novgorod 227 Worlds Edge Wanderers
Vinny Valhalla 219 Vynheim Valkyries
Lavesil Darkshade 213 Naggaroth Nightwings
Wilhelm Chaney 206 Westside Werewolves
Kurt Livingrock 186 Dwarf Giants
Rorkaz Kalgar 184 Dwarf Warhammerers
Krug Painspear 177 Gouged Eye
Dirty Dan 175 Chaos All-Stars
J. Earlice 168 Bruendar Grimjacks

PASSING LEADERS
PLAYER PACES TEAM
Jacob von Altdorf 540 Reikland Reavers
Gulden von Sulkhof 494 Middenheim Marauders
Rudolf Runespear 481 Vynheim Valkyries
Egon Saintlyburg 473 Bright Crusaders
Jem Goldstar 466 Athelorn Avengers
Harg Vainkill 465 Gouged Eye
Valen Swift 443 Elfheim Eagles
G. Goblin-Throttler 440 Orcland Raiders
Pern Faction 439 Everbold Unicorns
Moravis Curfew 400 Darkside Cowboys

TOP SCORERS
PLAYER TD TEAM
Griff Oberwald 5 Reikland Reavers
Vinny Valhalla 5 Vynheim Valkyries
Luarn Proudbow 4 Athelorn Avengers
Hoshi Komi 4 Creeveland Crescents
Jäger von Cannondorf 4 Creeveland Crescents
Asperon Thorn 4 Darkside Cowboys
Grimwold Grimbreath 4 Dwarf Giants
Che-Wai 4 Everbold Unicorns
Max Fullmoon 4 Westside Werewolves
Lucas de Beaumanners 4 Albion Wanderers
 LEAGUE LEADERS (PLAYERS)

LEADING KILLERS
PLAYER FATALITIES TEAM
Grimwold Grimbreath 5 Dwarf Giants
Rrr'krag Smma'gugg 4 Creeveland Crescents
M. von Hiebert 4 Creeveland Crescents
Hawthorn Tullaris 4 Darkside Cowboys
Ivar the Boneless 4 Vynheim Valkyries
Ramtut the Third 3 Champions of Death
Toxix 3 Champions of Death
"Big" Zoggin Uglyfists 3 Evil Gits
Galrond Goldleaf 3 Galadrieth Gladiators
Karla von Kill 3 Middenheim Marauders

INTERCEPTION LEADERS
PLAYER INT’S TEAM
Eldril Sidewinder 4 Galadrieth Gladiators
Wilhelm Chaney 4 Westside Werewolves
Hubris Rakarth 3 Darkside Cowboys
Jordell Freshbreeze 2 Athelorn Avengers
Hoshi Komi 2 Creeveland Crescents
Highelm Lyrpadre 2 Elfheim Eagles
Zephyr Shimmyleaf 2 Everbold Unicorns
Manian Devil 2 Khain’s Killers
Lottabottol 2 Lustria Croakers
Exon Gallowspite 2 Naggaroth Nightwings
 LEAGUE LEADERS (TEAMS)

LEADING RUSHING TOP

OFFENSE OFFENSE
TEAM PACES TEAM PACES
Dwarf Giants 648 Reikland Reavers 1114
Westside Werewolves 547 Bright Crusaders 982
Reikland Reavers 474 Vynheim Valkyries 934
Vynheim Valkyries 453 Athelorn Avengers 878
Dwarf Warhammerers 445 Dwarf Giants 864
Chaos All-Stars 437 Middenheim Marauders 823
Bright Crusaders 409 Chaos All-Stars 821
Darkside Cowboys 409 Darkside Cowboys 809
Dark Renegades 393 Westside Werewolves 805
Nurgle's Rotters 388 Gouged Eye 785

LEADING PASSING HIGHEST

OFFENSE ATTENDANCE
PLAYER PACES
Athelorn Avengers 709 95000
Reikland Reavers 640 Pain Park
Bright Crusaders 573 for
Everbold Unicorns 539 Champions of Death
Middenheim Marauders 494 vs
Vynheim Valkyries
Vynheim Valkyries 481
Gouged Eye 465
Orcland Raiders 440
Elfheim Eagles 413
Darkside Cowboys 400
 MAKING A KILLING!
MANY NAF STARS ARE found a restaurant called Plant-it Holly
CASHING IN ON THEIR Wood.
FAME AND STARTING This is all a far cry from the
LUCRATIVE SECOND situation players faced only 20 years
CAREERS. ago. Back then, t

Sports Killerstrated
INVESTIGATES…

Ramtut III may be the fearsome

captain of the Champions of Death and
hold a host of league records, but did
you know he’s going to be making a
new kind of record in 2490? Yes, the
desiccated destroyer has invented a
completely new genre of music called
‘Wrapping’. Over the summer he
played several festivals and received
rave reviews. Talent scouts are now
raiding tombs in Nehekhara hoping to
uncover more Wrappers. Lucien Swift started the
Ramtut is not an isolated case trend in 2479, when he released a
either, more and more of the NAF’s record of himself reciting 200 stanzas
star players are cashing in on their of lyric poetry- it became a smash-hit
sporting fame by starting second for insomniacs the world over! But
careers in show business. Last there can be no argument that the star
summer, the Bluebay Crammers who has most extra-curricular success
muscular lineman Arfie Shortzenegger is none other than the Chaos All-Stars
moved to the enchanted Wood Elf captain Morg’th Nh’throg. Alongside a
realm of Holly Wood, hoping to make raft of product endorsements, he was
a name for himself as an actor, so far, the inventor of that wildly successful
though, he’s only managed to co- early 80s craze, ‘Body Popping!’
 Obits and Pieces wouldn’t be counted towards his fatalities for
the season, this was owing to the fact that
Carpal was ‘already dead’. In fact, it’s become
so hard for NAF experts to adjudicate
The Second Death of whether an undead player has genuinely
Humerus Carpal been ‘killed’ by the opposition, that they have
stopped recording fatalities against the
Last Moonsday, after receiving a
Champs altogether. This does not go down
catastrophically brutal block from the
well with the league’s more homicidal
Vynhheim Valkyries’ burly Blitzer Ivar the
players. In fact, Grimwold Grimbreath was so
Boneless, the Champions of Death’s skeletal
indignant at having a hat-trick of fatalities
Catcher, Humerus Carpal was reduced to a
invalidated last season, that demanded a
pile of bones and armour. He was dead…
face-to-face meeting with league
again. You see, death for members of
commissioner Nikk Three-Horn, saying, ‘he
Tomolandry’s team doesn’t quite have the
had a bone to pick’ with the NAF supremo!
finality that it holds for a majority of the
NAF’s living players. Indeed, Tomolandry
Name: Humerus Carpal
looked surprisingly upbeat as Carpal’s
jumbled remains were hauled back to the Previous Name: Humbert Kargl
Champ’s dug out in a sack. According to the Age: 42 (Became undead at age 32)
necromancer’s post-match press conference Height: 5’10’’ Weight: 8lbs
it was “only a couple of broken vertebrae” Position: Catcher
and therefore quite simple to replace. College: None, ‘transferred’ to the
Carpal will now spend a few weeks in Champions of Death in 2480
‘cold storage’ in the Champ’s sprawling Teams: Wuppertal Wotans (2467-75)
Catacombs deep within the Coldworm Creeveland Crescents (2476-80)
Mountains. During this time, Tomolandry
Champions of Death (2480-present)
will be preparing a suitably potent
necromantic spell to re-animate Carpal, Career Statistics (Undead only):
meanwhile, his network of scouts will be 105 Receptions for 1524 paces,
scouring the graveyards of the Old World 42 Touchdowns, 10 Interceptions, 2
searching for suitable replacement bones. Player fatalities, 6 Spectator fatalities
Ivar the Boneless, however, was
furious, when, postgame, he was told his ‘kill’

inflicting pain and boosting their personal statistics for

Low Expectations the season. The final result was messy: With the Orcs
running in three unanswered touchdowns, inflicting an
Hobgobs Hammered eye-watering five fatalities, and, to compound their
Unsurprisingly, the Hobgoblin Team have made an 0-3 humiliation, the Hobgoblin Team’s pitiful players had
start to the 2489-90 season. As usual, their opponents recorded -15 paces on offense! Why, then, did the
see a game against this hopeless team as an easy win Hobgoblin team celebrate at the final whistle? The
and normally field reserve players, to let their stars have answer is simple, last season the Raiders had thrashed
a break and avoid any unnecessary injuries inflicted by them by the same score but had caused 10 fatalities and
the Hobgobs’ hobnail boots. This message obviously the Hobgob’s offense had spent most of the game
didn’t get through to the Orcland Raiders, who played a running the wrong way with the ball, meaning they
full-strength team, and their stars were merciless in recorded -50 paces in total offense. For the Hobgoblin
Team, this represents progress!
 last season was heard reading ancient
texts of Elven philosophy to his bemused
teammates
“Give to them nothing, but take from them
everything”? Questioned his team-mate
Bloody Sven. “Look, I got into Blood Bowl
for the rampant violence & mayhem! If I
Following the Trials and wanted to read philosophy, I’d have just
Tribulations of the Bluchen kept my old job of painting over the graffiti
Berserkers’ Sensational New in the local convent toilets”
Signing… Whilst Man’s-Hell might’ve tired to bring
The Berserker’s were the laughing stock of some culture to his team, it was Johnny
Naggaroth this week when, you guessed it, BloodBowl who gave his team nothing,
Johnny Bloodbowl (real name Johnny throwing 3 interceptions to the
Man’s-Hell) was seen giving the pre-match Nightwing’s, who took everything
speech to his team before their game (including a casualty) running out 3-2
against the Nightwings - but instead of a winners. Up and coming Berserker
blood curdling cry, he read them (position, not the team - so the Berserker
PHILOSOPHY! Berserker) Scyla Anfgrrimm mused "Some
Yes, the same player who scored 4 might say his reading was truly a Man's
touchdowns in a first to 3 touchdown game Hell"

The Dead Beat Arvastan Wavebreaker (Southstorm Squids)

Your Handy Guide to Who
Mickey Odenfoot (Bluebay Crammers)
Was Killed This Week Wigston Guzzleworth (Bluebay Crammers)
Non-Players (inc. Spectators) 15 Bartweed Crumbleberry (Greenfield
Grasshuggers)
Referees 1 Bite-Bite (Skaven Scramblers)
Players 24 Snishk Rustpaw (Skaven Scramblers)
Total 40 Morak Hydra (Dark Renegades)
Bingo Taterfield (Greenfield Grasshuggers)
FULL LIST Percy Bigplates (Greenfield Grasshuggers)
Div Scumtuck (Hobgoblin team) Carie Rankles (Scarcrag Snivellers)
Dense Derrick (Hobgoblin Team) Stinkin Snotwheezer (Scarcrag Snivellers)
Rabid Whackgob (Hobgoblin Team) Drill Elfgouger (Worlds Edge Wanderers)
Dumbo McSmackface (Hobgoblin Team) Urgat Stunty-Stamper (Gouged Eye)
Unknown escapee from local asylum (Hobgoblin Hack Hagarson (Bluchen Berserkers)
Team) Fester Rustblade (Underworld Creepers)
Red Erik (Asgard Ravens) Egil Borg (Arctic Cragspiders)
Spotty Foulspout (Lowdown Rats) Sigurd Tragtor (Icecastle Wolves)
 -him a case of Scampi & Warpstone
Sports Killerstrated’s Dust crisps and see what happens.
Star Columnist: And did you see what happened
to the first ref? When he tried to tell
Varag and his buddies to stop being so
violent? The fan who caught the ref’s
He’s Bold, Brawny, head has a very good souvenir of that
Brilliant & Brainless game, or a snack to nibble on if they
were hungry ha ha ha. It was a shame
that during all that ruckus the
Wanderer’s managed to sneak in for a
score.
Orcland Raiders fans were also
cheering this week with their win over
The Hobgoblin Team. It was to be
expected. One thing that is being
talked about in the local sports bars is
why are there no chaos dwarf teams in
the league right now? I can’t believe
The Hobgoblin team is the best the
lads from Zharr Naggrund have to
offer for Nuffle? Or is it because they
have some kind of love for playing in
the lower tier world’s edge super
How happy are we all thateverything
league? Widely regarded as the most
back to normal! Those little beardies
boring league in the world of blood
from the World’s Edge just didn’t
bowl, where spectators can watch
stand a chance against the best team
cowardly armoured dwarfs shuffle
in the whole league (In my opinion. If
backwards and forwards for three
you don’t agree I’ll fight ya). You could
days solid until one team eventually
tell from the start of the match that
scores.
Varag Ghoul-Chewer was pumped up.
Next week the Eye are going up
He was very upset last week about
against the gobbo team the Scar Crag
being knocked out by a humie that
Snivellers. It should be as easy for Gort
nobody had ever heard of! He
Sever-limb to win that game as it was
definitely wasn’t going to let that
for me to make millions selling deep
happen two weeks in a row. He went
fried potato based snacks. Orcland
into this game with a ‘killer’ attitude ha
have got more Norsemen to scrap, er,
ha ha!
I mean, play a sports game against the
And not only did Varag kill three
Asgard Ravens. The orc team will be
of the hairy little stunties, he took
hoping to put their home field
control of the game, taking up the
advantage to good use, as in, making
thrower position, and getting the
it a giant mud swamp and drowning
assist in all three scores. It looks like he
the humies in it ha ha ha ha.
is going for league MVP this year, if
paid for, So keep buying ‘em, or I’ll
only something nasty would happen
stomp ya teef in.
to Griff Oberwald. I might have to send
 PREVIEW NAF WEEK 4
Icecastle Wolves Everbold Unicorns
Reikland Reavers Lowdown Rats
Bruendar Grimjacks Evil Gits
Albion Wanderers Underworld Creepers
Stunted Stoutfellows Arctic Cragspiders
Nurgle's Rotters Worlds Edge Wanderers
Athelorn Avengers Dark Renegades
Dwarf Warhammerers Chaos All-Stars
Bluebay Crammers Naggaroth Nightwings
Westside Werewolves Bright Crusaders
Hobgoblin Team Southstorm Squids
Vynheim Valkyries Lustria Croakers
Orcland Raiders Asgard Ravens
Gouged Eye Scarcrag Snivellers
Elfheim Eagles Champions of Death
Oldheim Ogres Skaven Scramblers
Darkside Cowboys Dwarf Giants
Middenheim Marauders Greenfield Grasshuggers
Khain's Killers Galadrieth Gladiators
Creeveland Crescents Bluchen Berserkers

BIGGEST GAMES: WEEK 4

Dwarf Warhammerers (2-1) vs Elfheim Eagles (2-1) vs
Chaos All-Stars (3-0) Champions of Death (2-1)
The All-Stars are on a roll after a big The stakes are high as two of the AFC’s
win against Khain’s Killers and the powerhouse teams collide in a huge
Warhammerers are sure to use a death match.
roller. Should be interesting!
Darkside Cowboys (3-0) vs
Westside Werewolves (3-0) vs Dwarf Giants (2-1)
Bright Crusaders (2-1) This massive match-up could be a
The Werewolves are flying high, but dress rehearsal for the NFC
the Bright Crusaders have made a championship game. The Giants will
positive start thanks to a high powered be desperate for the win to keep their
offense. Northern rivals within sight.