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‭The‬‭bee‬‭movie‬

‭ ccording‬‭to‬‭all‬‭known‬‭laws‬‭of‬‭aviation,‬‭there‬‭is‬‭no‬‭way‬‭a‬‭bee‬‭should‬‭be‬‭able‬‭to‬‭fly.‬‭Its‬‭wings‬‭are‬‭too‬‭small‬‭to‬‭get‬‭its‬‭fat‬‭little‬‭body‬‭off‬‭the‬‭ground.‬‭The‬‭bee,‬‭of‬‭course,‬‭flies‬‭anyway‬‭because‬‭bees‬‭don't‬‭care‬‭what‬‭humans‬‭think‬
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‭is‬‭impossible.‬‭Yellow,‬‭black.‬‭Yellow,‬‭black.‬‭Yellow,‬‭black.‬‭Yellow,‬‭black.‬‭Ooh,‬‭black‬‭and‬‭yellow!‬‭Let's‬‭shake‬‭it‬‭up‬‭a‬‭little.‬‭Barry!‬‭Breakfast‬‭is‬‭ready!‬‭Ooming!‬‭Hang‬‭on‬‭a‬‭second.‬‭Hello?‬‭-‬‭Barry?‬‭-‬‭Adam?‬‭-‬‭Oan‬‭you‬‭believe‬‭this‬‭is‬‭happening?‬‭-‬‭I‬‭can't.‬
‭I'll‬‭pick‬‭you‬‭up.‬‭Looking‬‭sharp.‬‭Use‬‭the‬‭stairs.‬‭Your‬‭father‬‭paid‬‭good‬‭money‬‭for‬‭those.‬‭Sorry.‬‭I'm‬‭excited.‬‭Here's‬‭the‬‭graduate.‬‭We're‬‭very‬‭proud‬‭of‬‭you,‬‭son.‬‭A‬‭perfect‬‭report‬‭card,‬‭all‬‭B's.‬‭Very‬‭proud.‬‭m‬‭a!‬‭I‬‭got‬‭a‬‭thing‬‭going‬‭here.‬‭-‬‭You‬‭got‬‭lint‬‭on‬
‭your‬‭fuzz.‬‭-‬‭Ow!‬‭That's‬‭me!‬‭-‬‭Wave‬‭to‬‭us!‬‭We'll‬‭be‬‭in‬‭row‬‭118,000.‬‭-‬‭Bye!‬‭Barry,‬‭I‬‭told‬‭you,‬‭stop‬‭flying‬‭in‬‭the‬‭house!‬‭-‬‭Hey,‬‭Adam.‬‭-‬‭Hey,‬‭Barry.‬‭-‬‭Is‬‭that‬‭fuzz‬‭gel?‬‭-‬‭A‬‭little.‬‭Special‬‭day,‬‭graduation.‬‭Never‬‭thought‬‭I'd‬‭make‬‭it.‬‭Three‬‭days‬‭grade‬
‭school,‬‭three‬‭days‬‭high‬‭school.‬‭Those‬‭were‬‭awkward.‬‭Three‬‭days‬‭college.‬‭I'm‬‭glad‬‭I‬‭took‬‭a‬‭day‬‭and‬‭hitchhiked‬‭around‬‭the‬‭hive.‬‭You‬‭did‬‭come‬‭back‬‭different.‬‭-‬‭Hi,‬‭Barry.‬‭-‬‭Artie,‬‭growing‬‭a‬‭mustache?‬‭Looks‬‭good.‬‭-‬‭Hear‬‭about‬‭Frankie?‬‭-‬‭Yeah.‬‭-‬
‭You‬‭going‬‭to‬‭the‬‭funeral?‬‭-‬‭No,‬‭I'm‬‭not‬‭going.‬‭Everybody‬‭knows,‬‭sting‬‭someone,‬‭you‬‭die.‬‭Don't‬‭waste‬‭it‬‭on‬‭a‬‭squirrel.‬‭Such‬‭a‬‭hothead.‬‭I‬‭guess‬‭he‬‭could‬‭have‬‭just‬‭gotten‬‭out‬‭of‬‭the‬‭way.‬‭I‬‭love‬‭this‬‭incorporating‬‭an‬‭amusement‬‭park‬‭into‬‭our‬‭day.‬
‭That's‬‭why‬‭we‬‭don't‬‭need‬‭vacations.‬‭Boy,‬‭quite‬‭a‬‭bit‬‭of‬‭pomp...‬‭under‬‭the‬‭circumstances.‬‭-‬‭Well,‬‭Adam,‬‭today‬‭we‬‭are‬‭men.‬‭-‬‭We‬‭are!‬‭-‬‭Bee-men.‬‭-‬‭Amen!‬‭Hallelujah!‬‭Students,‬‭faculty,‬‭distinguished‬‭bees,‬‭please‬‭welcome‬‭Dean‬‭Buzzwell.‬‭Welcome,‬
‭New‬‭Hive‬‭Oity‬‭graduating‬‭class‬‭of...‬‭...9:15.‬‭That‬‭concludes‬‭our‬‭ceremonies.‬‭And‬‭begins‬‭your‬‭career‬‭at‬‭Honex‬‭Industries!‬‭Will‬‭we‬‭pick‬‭ourjob‬‭today?‬‭I‬‭heard‬‭it's‬‭just‬‭orientation.‬‭Heads‬‭up!‬‭Here‬‭we‬‭go.‬‭Keep‬‭your‬‭hands‬‭and‬‭antennas‬‭inside‬‭the‬
‭tram‬‭at‬‭all‬‭times.‬‭-‬‭Wonder‬‭what‬‭it'll‬‭be‬‭like?‬‭-‬‭A‬‭little‬‭scary.‬‭Welcome‬‭to‬‭Honex,‬‭a‬‭division‬‭of‬‭Honesco‬‭and‬‭a‬‭part‬‭of‬‭the‬‭Hexagon‬‭Group.‬‭This‬‭is‬‭it!‬‭Wow.‬‭Wow.‬‭We‬‭know‬‭that‬‭you,‬‭as‬‭a‬‭bee,‬‭have‬‭worked‬‭your‬‭whole‬‭life‬‭to‬‭get‬‭to‬‭the‬‭point‬‭where‬
‭you‬‭can‬‭work‬‭for‬‭your‬‭whole‬‭life.‬‭Honey‬‭begins‬‭when‬‭our‬‭valiant‬‭Pollen‬‭Jocks‬‭bring‬‭the‬‭nectar‬‭to‬‭the‬‭hive.‬‭Our‬‭top-secret‬‭formula‬‭is‬‭automatically‬‭color-corrected,‬‭scent-adjusted‬‭and‬‭bubble-contoured‬‭into‬‭this‬‭soothing‬‭sweet‬‭syrup‬‭with‬‭its‬
‭distinctive‬‭golden‬‭glow‬‭you‬‭know‬‭as...‬‭Honey!‬‭-‬‭That‬‭girl‬‭was‬‭hot.‬‭-‬‭She's‬‭my‬‭cousin!‬‭-‬‭She‬‭is?‬‭-‬‭Yes,‬‭we're‬‭all‬‭cousins.‬‭-‬‭Right.‬‭You're‬‭right.‬‭-‬‭At‬‭Honex,‬‭we‬‭constantly‬‭strive‬‭to‬‭improve‬‭every‬‭aspect‬‭of‬‭bee‬‭existence.‬‭These‬‭bees‬‭are‬‭stress-testing‬‭a‬
‭new‬‭helmet‬‭technology.‬‭-‬‭What‬‭do‬‭you‬‭think‬‭he‬‭makes?‬‭-‬‭Not‬‭enough.‬‭Here‬‭we‬‭have‬‭our‬‭latest‬‭advancement,‬‭the‬‭Krelman.‬‭-‬‭What‬‭does‬‭that‬‭do?‬‭-‬‭Oatches‬‭that‬‭little‬‭strand‬‭of‬‭honey‬‭that‬‭hangs‬‭after‬‭you‬‭pour‬‭it.‬‭Saves‬‭us‬‭millions.‬‭Oan‬‭anyone‬
‭work‬‭on‬‭the‬‭Krelman?‬‭Of‬‭course.‬‭Most‬‭bee‬‭jobs‬‭are‬‭small‬‭ones.‬‭But‬‭bees‬‭know‬‭that‬‭every‬‭small‬‭job,‬‭if‬‭it's‬‭done‬‭well,‬‭means‬‭a‬‭lot.‬‭But‬‭choose‬‭carefully‬‭because‬‭you'll‬‭stay‬‭in‬‭the‬‭job‬‭you‬‭pick‬‭for‬‭the‬‭rest‬‭of‬‭your‬‭life.‬‭The‬‭same‬‭job‬‭the‬‭rest‬‭of‬‭your‬
‭life?‬‭I‬‭didn't‬‭know‬‭that.‬‭What's‬‭the‬‭difference?‬‭You'll‬‭be‬‭happy‬‭to‬‭know‬‭that‬‭bees,‬‭as‬‭a‬‭species,‬‭haven't‬‭had‬‭one‬‭day‬‭off‬‭in‬‭27‬‭million‬‭years.‬‭So‬‭you'll‬‭just‬‭work‬‭us‬‭to‬‭death?‬‭We'll‬‭sure‬‭try.‬‭Wow!‬‭That‬‭blew‬‭my‬‭mind!‬‭"What's‬‭the‬‭difference?"‬‭How‬
‭can‬‭you‬‭say‬‭that?‬‭One‬‭job‬‭forever?‬‭That's‬‭an‬‭insane‬‭choice‬‭to‬‭have‬‭to‬‭make.‬‭I'm‬‭relieved.‬‭Now‬‭we‬‭only‬‭have‬‭to‬‭make‬‭one‬‭decision‬‭in‬‭life.‬‭But,‬‭Adam,‬‭how‬‭could‬‭they‬‭never‬‭have‬‭told‬‭us‬‭that?‬‭Why‬‭would‬‭you‬‭question‬‭anything?‬‭We're‬‭bees.‬‭We're‬
‭the‬‭most‬‭perfectly‬‭functioning‬‭society‬‭on‬‭Earth.‬‭You‬‭ever‬‭think‬‭maybe‬‭things‬‭work‬‭a‬‭little‬‭too‬‭well‬‭here?‬‭Like‬‭what?‬‭Give‬‭me‬‭one‬‭example.‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭know.‬‭But‬‭you‬‭know‬‭what‬‭I'm‬‭talking‬‭about.‬‭Please‬‭clear‬‭the‬‭gate.‬‭Royal‬‭Nectar‬‭Force‬‭on‬
‭approach.‬‭Wait‬‭a‬‭second.‬‭Oheck‬‭it‬‭out.‬‭-‬‭Hey,‬‭those‬‭are‬‭Pollen‬‭Jocks!‬‭-‬‭Wow.‬‭I've‬‭never‬‭seen‬‭them‬‭this‬‭close.‬‭They‬‭know‬‭what‬‭it's‬‭like‬‭outside‬‭the‬‭hive.‬‭Yeah,‬‭but‬‭some‬‭don't‬‭come‬‭back.‬‭-‬‭Hey,‬‭Jocks!‬‭-‬‭Hi,‬‭Jocks!‬‭You‬‭guys‬‭did‬‭great!‬‭You're‬
‭monsters!‬‭You're‬‭sky‬‭freaks!‬‭I‬‭love‬‭it!‬‭I‬‭love‬‭it!‬‭-‬‭I‬‭wonder‬‭where‬‭they‬‭were.‬‭-‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭know.‬‭Their‬‭day's‬‭not‬‭planned.‬‭Outside‬‭the‬‭hive,‬‭flying‬‭who‬‭knows‬‭where,‬‭doing‬‭who‬‭knows‬‭what.‬‭You‬‭can'tjust‬‭decide‬‭to‬‭be‬‭a‬‭Pollen‬‭Jock.‬‭You‬‭have‬‭to‬‭be‬‭bred‬
‭for‬‭that.‬‭Right.‬‭Look.‬‭That's‬‭more‬‭pollen‬‭than‬‭you‬‭and‬‭I‬‭will‬‭see‬‭in‬‭a‬‭lifetime.‬‭It's‬‭just‬‭a‬‭status‬‭symbol.‬‭Bees‬‭make‬‭too‬‭much‬‭of‬‭it.‬‭Perhaps.‬‭Unless‬‭you're‬‭wearing‬‭it‬‭and‬‭the‬‭ladies‬‭see‬‭you‬‭wearing‬‭it.‬‭Those‬‭ladies?‬‭Aren't‬‭they‬‭our‬‭cousins‬‭too?‬
‭Distant.‬‭Distant.‬‭Look‬‭at‬‭these‬‭two.‬‭-‬‭Oouple‬‭of‬‭Hive‬‭Harrys.‬‭-‬‭Let's‬‭have‬‭fun‬‭with‬‭them.‬‭It‬‭must‬‭be‬‭dangerous‬‭being‬‭a‬‭Pollen‬‭Jock.‬‭Yeah.‬‭Once‬‭a‬‭bear‬‭pinned‬‭me‬‭against‬‭a‬‭mushroom!‬‭He‬‭had‬‭a‬‭paw‬‭on‬‭my‬‭throat,‬‭and‬‭with‬‭the‬‭other,‬‭he‬‭was‬
‭slapping‬‭me!‬‭-‬‭Oh,‬‭my!‬‭-‬‭I‬‭never‬‭thought‬‭I'd‬‭knock‬‭him‬‭out.‬‭What‬‭were‬‭you‬‭doing‬‭during‬‭this?‬‭Trying‬‭to‬‭alert‬‭the‬‭authorities.‬‭I‬‭can‬‭autograph‬‭that.‬‭A‬‭little‬‭gusty‬‭out‬‭there‬‭today,‬‭wasn't‬‭it,‬‭comrades?‬‭Yeah.‬‭Gusty.‬‭We're‬‭hitting‬‭a‬‭sunflower‬‭patch‬
‭six‬‭miles‬‭from‬‭here‬‭tomorrow.‬‭-‬‭Six‬‭miles,‬‭huh?‬‭-‬‭Barry!‬‭A‬‭puddle‬‭jump‬‭for‬‭us,‬‭but‬‭maybe‬‭you're‬‭not‬‭up‬‭for‬‭it.‬‭-‬‭Maybe‬‭I‬‭am.‬‭-‬‭You‬‭are‬‭not!‬‭We're‬‭going‬‭0900‬‭at‬‭J-Gate.‬‭What‬‭do‬‭you‬‭think,‬‭buzzy-boy?‬‭Are‬‭you‬‭bee‬‭enough?‬‭I‬‭might‬‭be.‬‭It‬‭all‬
‭depends‬‭on‬‭what‬‭0900‬‭means.‬‭Hey,‬‭Honex!‬‭Dad,‬‭you‬‭surprised‬‭me.‬‭You‬‭decide‬‭what‬‭you're‬‭interested‬‭in?‬‭-‬‭Well,‬‭there's‬‭a‬‭lot‬‭of‬‭choices.‬‭-‬‭But‬‭you‬‭only‬‭get‬‭one.‬‭Do‬‭you‬‭ever‬‭get‬‭bored‬‭doing‬‭the‬‭same‬‭job‬‭every‬‭day?‬‭Son,‬‭let‬‭me‬‭tell‬‭you‬‭about‬
‭stirring.‬‭You‬‭grab‬‭that‬‭stick,‬‭and‬‭you‬‭just‬‭move‬‭it‬‭around,‬‭and‬‭you‬‭stir‬‭it‬‭around.‬‭You‬‭get‬‭yourself‬‭into‬‭a‬‭rhythm.‬‭It's‬‭a‬‭beautiful‬‭thing.‬‭You‬‭know,‬‭Dad,‬‭the‬‭more‬‭I‬‭think‬‭about‬‭it,‬‭maybe‬‭the‬‭honey‬‭field‬‭just‬‭isn't‬‭right‬‭for‬‭me.‬‭You‬‭were‬‭thinking‬‭of‬
‭what,‬‭making‬‭balloon‬‭animals?‬‭That's‬‭a‬‭bad‬‭job‬‭for‬‭a‬‭guy‬‭with‬‭a‬‭stinger.‬‭Janet,‬‭your‬‭son's‬‭not‬‭sure‬‭he‬‭wants‬‭to‬‭go‬‭into‬‭honey!‬‭-‬‭Barry,‬‭you‬‭are‬‭so‬‭funny‬‭sometimes.‬‭-‬‭I'm‬‭not‬‭trying‬‭to‬‭be‬‭funny.‬‭You're‬‭not‬‭funny!‬‭You're‬‭going‬‭into‬‭honey.‬‭Our‬‭son,‬
‭the‬‭stirrer!‬‭-‬‭You're‬‭gonna‬‭be‬‭a‬‭stirrer?‬‭-‬‭No‬‭one's‬‭listening‬‭to‬‭me!‬‭Wait‬‭till‬‭you‬‭see‬‭the‬‭sticks‬‭I‬‭have.‬‭I‬‭could‬‭say‬‭anything‬‭right‬‭now.‬‭I'm‬‭gonna‬‭get‬‭an‬‭ant‬‭tattoo!‬‭Let's‬‭open‬‭some‬‭honey‬‭and‬‭celebrate!‬‭Maybe‬‭I'll‬‭pierce‬‭my‬‭thorax.‬‭Shave‬‭my‬
‭antennae.‬‭Shack‬‭up‬‭with‬‭a‬‭grasshopper.‬‭Get‬‭a‬‭gold‬‭tooth‬‭and‬‭call‬‭everybody‬‭"dawg"!‬‭I'm‬‭so‬‭proud.‬‭-‬‭We're‬‭starting‬‭work‬‭today!‬‭-‬‭Today's‬‭the‬‭day.‬‭Oome‬‭on!‬‭All‬‭the‬‭good‬‭jobs‬‭will‬‭be‬‭gone.‬‭Yeah,‬‭right.‬‭Pollen‬‭counting,‬‭stunt‬‭bee,‬‭pouring,‬‭stirrer,‬
‭front‬‭desk,‬‭hair‬‭removal...‬‭-‬‭Is‬‭it‬‭still‬‭available?‬‭-‬‭Hang‬‭on.‬‭Two‬‭left!‬‭One‬‭of‬‭them's‬‭yours!‬‭Oongratulations!‬‭Step‬‭to‬‭the‬‭side.‬‭-‬‭What'd‬‭you‬‭get?‬‭-‬‭Picking‬‭crud‬‭out.‬‭Stellar!‬‭Wow!‬‭Oouple‬‭of‬‭newbies?‬‭Yes,‬‭sir!‬‭Our‬‭first‬‭day!‬‭We‬‭are‬‭ready!‬‭Make‬‭your‬
‭choice.‬‭-‬‭You‬‭want‬‭to‬‭go‬‭first?‬‭-‬‭No,‬‭you‬‭go.‬‭Oh,‬‭my.‬‭What's‬‭available?‬‭Restroom‬‭attendant's‬‭open,‬‭not‬‭for‬‭the‬‭reason‬‭you‬‭think.‬‭-‬‭Any‬‭chance‬‭of‬‭getting‬‭the‬‭Krelman?‬‭-‬‭Sure,‬‭you're‬‭on.‬‭I'm‬‭sorry,‬‭the‬‭Krelman‬‭just‬‭closed‬‭out.‬‭Wax‬‭monkey's‬
‭always‬‭open.‬‭The‬‭Krelman‬‭opened‬‭up‬‭again.‬‭What‬‭happened?‬‭A‬‭bee‬‭died.‬‭Makes‬‭an‬‭opening.‬‭See?‬‭He's‬‭dead.‬‭Another‬‭dead‬‭one.‬‭Deady.‬‭Deadified.‬‭Two‬‭more‬‭dead.‬‭Dead‬‭from‬‭the‬‭neck‬‭up.‬‭Dead‬‭from‬‭the‬‭neck‬‭down.‬‭That's‬‭life!‬‭Oh,‬‭this‬‭is‬‭so‬
‭hard!‬‭Heating,‬‭cooling,‬‭stunt‬‭bee,‬‭pourer,‬‭stirrer,‬‭humming,‬‭inspector‬‭number‬‭seven,‬‭lint‬‭coordinator,‬‭stripe‬‭supervisor,‬‭mite‬‭wrangler.‬‭Barry,‬‭what‬‭do‬‭you‬‭think‬‭I‬‭should...‬‭Barry?‬‭Barry!‬‭All‬‭right,‬‭we've‬‭got‬‭the‬‭sunflower‬‭patch‬‭in‬‭quadrant‬‭nine...‬
‭What‬‭happened‬‭to‬‭you?‬‭Where‬‭are‬‭you?‬‭-‬‭I'm‬‭going‬‭out.‬‭-‬‭Out?‬‭Out‬‭where?‬‭-‬‭Out‬‭there.‬‭-‬‭Oh,‬‭no!‬‭I‬‭have‬‭to,‬‭before‬‭I‬‭go‬‭to‬‭work‬‭for‬‭the‬‭rest‬‭of‬‭my‬‭life.‬‭You're‬‭gonna‬‭die!‬‭You're‬‭crazy!‬‭Hello?‬‭Another‬‭call‬‭coming‬‭in.‬‭If‬‭anyone's‬‭feeling‬‭brave,‬
‭there's‬‭a‬‭Korean‬‭deli‬‭on‬‭83rd‬‭that‬‭gets‬‭their‬‭roses‬‭today.‬‭Hey,‬‭guys.‬‭-‬‭Look‬‭at‬‭that.‬‭-‬‭Isn't‬‭that‬‭the‬‭kid‬‭we‬‭saw‬‭yesterday?‬‭Hold‬‭it,‬‭son,‬‭flight‬‭deck's‬‭restricted.‬‭It's‬‭OK,‬‭Lou.‬‭We're‬‭gonna‬‭take‬‭him‬‭up.‬‭Really?‬‭Feeling‬‭lucky,‬‭are‬‭you?‬‭Sign‬‭here,‬‭here.‬
‭Just‬‭initial‬‭that.‬‭-‬‭Thank‬‭you.‬‭-‬‭OK.‬‭You‬‭got‬‭a‬‭rain‬‭advisory‬‭today,‬‭and‬‭as‬‭you‬‭all‬‭know,‬‭bees‬‭cannot‬‭fly‬‭in‬‭rain.‬‭So‬‭be‬‭careful.‬‭As‬‭always,‬‭watch‬‭your‬‭brooms,‬‭hockey‬‭sticks,‬‭dogs,‬‭birds,‬‭bears‬‭and‬‭bats.‬‭Also,‬‭I‬‭got‬‭a‬‭couple‬‭of‬‭reports‬‭of‬‭root‬‭beer‬
‭being‬‭poured‬‭on‬‭us.‬‭Murphy's‬‭in‬‭a‬‭home‬‭because‬‭of‬‭it,‬‭babbling‬‭like‬‭a‬‭cicada!‬‭-‬‭That's‬‭awful.‬‭-‬‭And‬‭a‬‭reminder‬‭for‬‭you‬‭rookies,‬‭bee‬‭law‬‭number‬‭one,‬‭absolutely‬‭no‬‭talking‬‭to‬‭humans!‬‭All‬‭right,‬‭launch‬‭positions!‬‭Buzz,‬‭buzz,‬‭buzz,‬‭buzz!‬‭Buzz,‬‭buzz,‬
‭buzz,‬‭buzz!‬‭Buzz,‬‭buzz,‬‭buzz,‬‭buzz!‬‭Black‬‭and‬‭yellow!‬‭Hello!‬‭You‬‭ready‬‭for‬‭this,‬‭hot‬‭shot?‬‭Yeah.‬‭Yeah,‬‭bring‬‭it‬‭on.‬‭Wind,‬‭check.‬‭-‬‭Antennae,‬‭check.‬‭-‬‭Nectar‬‭pack,‬‭check.‬‭-‬‭Wings,‬‭check.‬‭-‬‭Stinger,‬‭check.‬‭Scared‬‭out‬‭of‬‭my‬‭shorts,‬‭check.‬‭OK,‬‭ladies,‬
‭let's‬‭move‬‭it‬‭out!‬‭Pound‬‭those‬‭petunias,‬‭you‬‭striped‬‭stem-suckers!‬‭All‬‭of‬‭you,‬‭drain‬‭those‬‭flowers!‬‭Wow!‬‭I'm‬‭out!‬‭I‬‭can't‬‭believe‬‭I'm‬‭out!‬‭So‬‭blue.‬‭I‬‭feel‬‭so‬‭fast‬‭and‬‭free!‬‭Box‬‭kite!‬‭Wow!‬‭Flowers!‬‭This‬‭is‬‭Blue‬‭Leader.‬‭We‬‭have‬‭roses‬‭visual.‬‭Bring‬‭it‬
‭around‬‭30‬‭degrees‬‭and‬‭hold.‬‭Roses!‬‭30‬‭degrees,‬‭roger.‬‭Bringing‬‭it‬‭around.‬‭Stand‬‭to‬‭the‬‭side,‬‭kid.‬‭It's‬‭got‬‭a‬‭bit‬‭of‬‭a‬‭kick.‬‭That‬‭is‬‭one‬‭nectar‬‭collector!‬‭-‬‭Ever‬‭see‬‭pollination‬‭up‬‭close?‬‭-‬‭No,‬‭sir.‬‭I‬‭pick‬‭up‬‭some‬‭pollen‬‭here,‬‭sprinkle‬‭it‬‭over‬‭here.‬‭Maybe‬
‭a‬‭dash‬‭over‬‭there,‬‭a‬‭pinch‬‭on‬‭that‬‭one.‬‭See‬‭that?‬‭It's‬‭a‬‭little‬‭bit‬‭of‬‭magic.‬‭That's‬‭amazing.‬‭Why‬‭do‬‭we‬‭do‬‭that?‬‭That's‬‭pollen‬‭power.‬‭More‬‭pollen,‬‭more‬‭flowers,‬‭more‬‭nectar,‬‭more‬‭honey‬‭for‬‭us.‬‭Oool.‬‭I'm‬‭picking‬‭up‬‭a‬‭lot‬‭of‬‭bright‬‭yellow.‬‭Oould‬‭be‬
‭daisies.‬‭Don't‬‭we‬‭need‬‭those?‬‭Oopy‬‭that‬‭visual.‬‭Wait.‬‭One‬‭of‬‭these‬‭flowers‬‭seems‬‭to‬‭be‬‭on‬‭the‬‭move.‬‭Say‬‭again?‬‭You're‬‭reporting‬‭a‬‭moving‬‭flower?‬‭Affirmative.‬‭That‬‭was‬‭on‬‭the‬‭line!‬‭This‬‭is‬‭the‬‭coolest.‬‭What‬‭is‬‭it?‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭know,‬‭but‬‭I'm‬‭loving‬‭this‬
‭color.‬‭It‬‭smells‬‭good.‬‭Not‬‭like‬‭a‬‭flower,‬‭but‬‭I‬‭like‬‭it.‬‭Yeah,‬‭fuzzy.‬‭Ohemical-y.‬‭Oareful,‬‭guys.‬‭It's‬‭a‬‭little‬‭grabby.‬‭My‬‭sweet‬‭lord‬‭of‬‭bees!‬‭Oandy-brain,‬‭get‬‭off‬‭there!‬‭Problem!‬‭-‬‭Guys!‬‭-‬‭This‬‭could‬‭be‬‭bad.‬‭Affirmative.‬‭Very‬‭close.‬‭Gonna‬‭hurt.‬‭Mama's‬
‭little‬‭boy.‬‭You‬‭are‬‭way‬‭out‬‭of‬‭position,‬‭rookie!‬‭Ooming‬‭in‬‭at‬‭you‬‭like‬‭a‬‭missile!‬‭Help‬‭me!‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭think‬‭these‬‭are‬‭flowers.‬‭-‬‭Should‬‭we‬‭tell‬‭him?‬‭-‬‭I‬‭think‬‭he‬‭knows.‬‭What‬‭is‬‭this?!‬‭Match‬‭point!‬‭You‬‭can‬‭start‬‭packing‬‭up,‬‭honey,‬‭because‬‭you're‬‭about‬‭to‬
‭eat‬‭it!‬‭Yowser!‬‭Gross.‬‭There's‬‭a‬‭bee‬‭in‬‭the‬‭car!‬‭-‬‭Do‬‭something!‬‭-‬‭I'm‬‭driving!‬‭-‬‭Hi,‬‭bee.‬‭-‬‭He's‬‭back‬‭here!‬‭He's‬‭going‬‭to‬‭sting‬‭me!‬‭Nobody‬‭move.‬‭If‬‭you‬‭don't‬‭move,‬‭he‬‭won't‬‭sting‬‭you.‬‭Freeze!‬‭He‬‭blinked!‬‭Spray‬‭him,‬‭Granny!‬‭What‬‭are‬‭you‬‭doing?!‬
‭Wow...‬‭the‬‭tension‬‭level‬‭out‬‭here‬‭is‬‭unbelievable.‬‭I‬‭gotta‬‭get‬‭home.‬‭Oan't‬‭fly‬‭in‬‭rain.‬‭Oan't‬‭fly‬‭in‬‭rain.‬‭Oan't‬‭fly‬‭in‬‭rain.‬‭Mayday!‬‭Mayday!‬‭Bee‬‭going‬‭down!‬‭Ken,‬‭could‬‭you‬‭close‬‭the‬‭window‬‭please?‬‭Ken,‬‭could‬‭you‬‭close‬‭the‬‭window‬‭please?‬‭Oheck‬
‭out‬‭my‬‭new‬‭resume.‬‭I‬‭made‬‭it‬‭into‬‭a‬‭fold-out‬‭brochure.‬‭You‬‭see?‬‭Folds‬‭out.‬‭Oh,‬‭no.‬‭More‬‭humans.‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭need‬‭this.‬‭What‬‭was‬‭that?‬‭Maybe‬‭this‬‭time.‬‭This‬‭time.‬‭This‬‭time.‬‭This‬‭time!‬‭This‬‭time!‬‭This...‬‭Drapes!‬‭That‬‭is‬‭diabolical.‬‭It's‬‭fantastic.‬‭It's‬‭got‬
‭all‬‭my‬‭special‬‭skills,‬‭even‬‭my‬‭top-ten‬‭favorite‬‭movies.‬‭What's‬‭number‬‭one?‬‭Star‬‭Wars?‬‭Nah,‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭go‬‭for‬‭that...‬‭...kind‬‭of‬‭stuff.‬‭No‬‭wonder‬‭we‬‭shouldn't‬‭talk‬‭to‬‭them.‬‭They're‬‭out‬‭of‬‭their‬‭minds.‬‭When‬‭I‬‭leave‬‭a‬‭job‬‭interview,‬‭they're‬
‭flabbergasted,‬‭can't‬‭believe‬‭what‬‭I‬‭say.‬‭There's‬‭the‬‭sun.‬‭Maybe‬‭that's‬‭a‬‭way‬‭out.‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭remember‬‭the‬‭sun‬‭having‬‭a‬‭big‬‭75‬‭on‬‭it.‬‭I‬‭predicted‬‭global‬‭warming.‬‭I‬‭could‬‭feel‬‭it‬‭getting‬‭hotter.‬‭At‬‭first‬‭I‬‭thought‬‭it‬‭was‬‭just‬‭me.‬‭Wait!‬‭Stop!‬‭Bee!‬‭Stand‬
‭back.‬‭These‬‭are‬‭winter‬‭boots.‬‭Wait!‬‭Don't‬‭kill‬‭him!‬‭You‬‭know‬‭I'm‬‭allergic‬‭to‬‭them!‬‭This‬‭thing‬‭could‬‭kill‬‭me!‬‭Why‬‭does‬‭his‬‭life‬‭have‬‭less‬‭value‬‭than‬‭yours?‬‭Why‬‭does‬‭his‬‭life‬‭have‬‭any‬‭less‬‭value‬‭than‬‭mine?‬‭Is‬‭that‬‭your‬‭statement?‬‭I'm‬‭just‬‭saying‬‭all‬
‭life‬‭has‬‭value.‬‭You‬‭don't‬‭know‬‭what‬‭he's‬‭capable‬‭of‬‭feeling.‬‭My‬‭brochure!‬‭There‬‭you‬‭go,‬‭little‬‭guy.‬‭I'm‬‭not‬‭scared‬‭of‬‭him.‬‭It's‬‭an‬‭allergic‬‭thing.‬‭Put‬‭that‬‭on‬‭your‬‭resume‬‭brochure.‬‭My‬‭whole‬‭face‬‭could‬‭puff‬‭up.‬‭Make‬‭it‬‭one‬‭of‬‭your‬‭special‬‭skills.‬
‭Knocking‬‭someone‬‭out‬‭is‬‭also‬‭a‬‭special‬‭skill.‬‭Right.‬‭Bye,‬‭Vanessa.‬‭Thanks.‬‭-‬‭Vanessa,‬‭next‬‭week?‬‭Yogurt‬‭night?‬‭-‬‭Sure,‬‭Ken.‬‭You‬‭know,‬‭whatever.‬‭-‬‭You‬‭could‬‭put‬‭carob‬‭chips‬‭on‬‭there.‬‭-‬‭Bye.‬‭-‬‭Supposed‬‭to‬‭be‬‭less‬‭calories.‬‭-‬‭Bye.‬‭I‬‭gotta‬‭say‬
‭something.‬‭She‬‭saved‬‭my‬‭life.‬‭I‬‭gotta‬‭say‬‭something.‬‭All‬‭right,‬‭here‬‭it‬‭goes.‬‭Nah.‬‭What‬‭would‬‭I‬‭say?‬‭I‬‭could‬‭really‬‭get‬‭in‬‭trouble.‬‭It's‬‭a‬‭bee‬‭law.‬‭You're‬‭not‬‭supposed‬‭to‬‭talk‬‭to‬‭a‬‭human.‬‭I‬‭can't‬‭believe‬‭I'm‬‭doing‬‭this.‬‭I've‬‭got‬‭to.‬‭Oh,‬‭I‬‭can't‬‭do‬‭it.‬
‭Oome‬‭on!‬‭No.‬‭Yes.‬‭No.‬‭Do‬‭it.‬‭I‬‭can't.‬‭How‬‭should‬‭I‬‭start‬‭it?‬‭"You‬‭like‬‭jazz?"‬‭No,‬‭that's‬‭no‬‭good.‬‭Here‬‭she‬‭comes!‬‭Speak,‬‭you‬‭fool!‬‭Hi!‬‭I'm‬‭sorry.‬‭-‬‭You're‬‭talking.‬‭-‬‭Yes,‬‭I‬‭know.‬‭You're‬‭talking!‬‭I'm‬‭so‬‭sorry.‬‭No,‬‭it's‬‭OK.‬‭It's‬‭fine.‬‭I‬‭know‬‭I'm‬‭dreaming.‬
‭But‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭recall‬‭going‬‭to‬‭bed.‬‭Well,‬‭I'm‬‭sure‬‭this‬‭is‬‭very‬‭disconcerting.‬‭This‬‭is‬‭a‬‭bit‬‭of‬‭a‬‭surprise‬‭to‬‭me.‬‭I‬‭mean,‬‭you're‬‭a‬‭bee!‬‭I‬‭am.‬‭And‬‭I'm‬‭not‬‭supposed‬‭to‬‭be‬‭doing‬‭this,‬‭but‬‭they‬‭were‬‭all‬‭trying‬‭to‬‭kill‬‭me.‬‭And‬‭if‬‭it‬‭wasn't‬‭for‬‭you...‬‭I‬‭had‬‭to‬
‭thank‬‭you.‬‭It's‬‭just‬‭how‬‭I‬‭was‬‭raised.‬‭That‬‭was‬‭a‬‭little‬‭weird.‬‭-‬‭I'm‬‭talking‬‭with‬‭a‬‭bee.‬‭-‬‭Yeah.‬‭I'm‬‭talking‬‭to‬‭a‬‭bee.‬‭And‬‭the‬‭bee‬‭is‬‭talking‬‭to‬‭me!‬‭I‬‭just‬‭want‬‭to‬‭say‬‭I'm‬‭grateful.‬‭I'll‬‭leave‬‭now.‬‭-‬‭Wait!‬‭How‬‭did‬‭you‬‭learn‬‭to‬‭do‬‭that?‬‭-‬‭What?‬‭The‬
‭talking‬‭thing.‬‭Same‬‭way‬‭you‬‭did,‬‭I‬‭guess.‬‭"Mama,‬‭Dada,‬‭honey."‬‭You‬‭pick‬‭it‬‭up.‬‭-‬‭That's‬‭very‬‭funny.‬‭-‬‭Yeah.‬‭Bees‬‭are‬‭funny.‬‭If‬‭we‬‭didn't‬‭laugh,‬‭we'd‬‭cry‬‭with‬‭what‬‭we‬‭have‬‭to‬‭deal‬‭with.‬‭Anyway...‬‭Oan‬‭I...‬‭...get‬‭you‬‭something?‬‭-‬‭Like‬‭what?‬‭I‬‭don't‬
‭know.‬‭I‬‭mean...‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭know.‬‭Ooffee?‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭want‬‭to‬‭put‬‭you‬‭out.‬‭It's‬‭no‬‭trouble.‬‭It‬‭takes‬‭two‬‭minutes.‬‭-‬‭It's‬‭just‬‭coffee.‬‭-‬‭I‬‭hate‬‭to‬‭impose.‬‭-‬‭Don't‬‭be‬‭ridiculous!‬‭-‬‭Actually,‬‭I‬‭would‬‭love‬‭a‬‭cup.‬‭Hey,‬‭you‬‭want‬‭rum‬‭cake?‬‭-‬‭I‬‭shouldn't.‬‭-‬‭Have‬‭some.‬‭-‬
‭No,‬‭I‬‭can't.‬‭-‬‭Oome‬‭on!‬‭I'm‬‭trying‬‭to‬‭lose‬‭a‬‭couple‬‭micrograms.‬‭-‬‭Where?‬‭-‬‭These‬‭stripes‬‭don't‬‭help.‬‭You‬‭look‬‭great!‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭know‬‭if‬‭you‬‭know‬‭anything‬‭about‬‭fashion.‬‭Are‬‭you‬‭all‬‭right?‬‭No.‬‭He's‬‭making‬‭the‬‭tie‬‭in‬‭the‬‭cab‬‭as‬‭they're‬‭flying‬‭up‬
‭Madison.‬‭He‬‭finally‬‭gets‬‭there.‬‭He‬‭runs‬‭up‬‭the‬‭steps‬‭into‬‭the‬‭church.‬‭The‬‭wedding‬‭is‬‭on.‬‭And‬‭he‬‭says,‬‭"Watermelon?‬‭I‬‭thought‬‭you‬‭said‬‭Guatemalan.‬‭Why‬‭would‬‭I‬‭marry‬‭a‬‭watermelon?"‬‭Is‬‭that‬‭a‬‭bee‬‭joke?‬‭That's‬‭the‬‭kind‬‭of‬‭stuff‬‭we‬‭do.‬‭Yeah,‬
‭different.‬‭So,‬‭what‬‭are‬‭you‬‭gonna‬‭do,‬‭Barry?‬‭About‬‭work?‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭know.‬‭I‬‭want‬‭to‬‭do‬‭my‬‭part‬‭for‬‭the‬‭hive,‬‭but‬‭I‬‭can't‬‭do‬‭it‬‭the‬‭way‬‭they‬‭want.‬‭I‬‭know‬‭how‬‭you‬‭feel.‬‭-‬‭You‬‭do?‬‭-‬‭Sure.‬‭My‬‭parents‬‭wanted‬‭me‬‭to‬‭be‬‭a‬‭lawyer‬‭or‬‭a‬‭doctor,‬‭but‬‭I‬
‭wanted‬‭to‬‭be‬‭a‬‭florist.‬‭-‬‭Really?‬‭-‬‭My‬‭only‬‭interest‬‭is‬‭flowers.‬‭Our‬‭new‬‭queen‬‭was‬‭just‬‭elected‬‭with‬‭that‬‭same‬‭campaign‬‭slogan.‬‭Anyway,‬‭if‬‭you‬‭look...‬‭There's‬‭my‬‭hive‬‭right‬‭there.‬‭See‬‭it?‬‭You're‬‭in‬‭Sheep‬‭Meadow!‬‭Yes!‬‭I'm‬‭right‬‭off‬‭the‬‭Turtle‬‭Pond!‬
‭No‬‭way!‬‭I‬‭know‬‭that‬‭area.‬‭I‬‭lost‬‭a‬‭toe‬‭ring‬‭there‬‭once.‬‭-‬‭Why‬‭do‬‭girls‬‭put‬‭rings‬‭on‬‭their‬‭toes?‬‭-‬‭Why‬‭not?‬‭-‬‭It's‬‭like‬‭putting‬‭a‬‭hat‬‭on‬‭your‬‭knee.‬‭-‬‭Maybe‬‭I'll‬‭try‬‭that.‬‭-‬‭You‬‭all‬‭right,‬‭ma'am?‬‭-‬‭Oh,‬‭yeah.‬‭Fine.‬‭Just‬‭having‬‭two‬‭cups‬‭of‬‭coffee!‬‭Anyway,‬
‭this‬‭has‬‭been‬‭great.‬‭Thanks‬‭for‬‭the‬‭coffee.‬‭Yeah,‬‭it's‬‭no‬‭trouble.‬‭Sorry‬‭I‬‭couldn't‬‭finish‬‭it.‬‭If‬‭I‬‭did,‬‭I'd‬‭be‬‭up‬‭the‬‭rest‬‭of‬‭my‬‭life.‬‭Are‬‭you...?‬‭Oan‬‭I‬‭take‬‭a‬‭piece‬‭of‬‭this‬‭with‬‭me?‬‭Sure!‬‭Here,‬‭have‬‭a‬‭crumb.‬‭-‬‭Thanks!‬‭-‬‭Yeah.‬‭All‬‭right.‬‭Well,‬‭then...‬‭I‬‭guess‬
‭I'll‬‭see‬‭you‬‭around.‬‭Or‬‭not.‬‭OK,‬‭Barry.‬‭And‬‭thank‬‭you‬‭so‬‭much‬‭again...‬‭for‬‭before.‬‭Oh,‬‭that?‬‭That‬‭was‬‭nothing.‬‭Well,‬‭not‬‭nothing,‬‭but...‬‭Anyway...‬‭This‬‭can't‬‭possibly‬‭work.‬‭He's‬‭all‬‭set‬‭to‬‭go.‬‭We‬‭may‬‭as‬‭well‬‭try‬‭it.‬‭OK,‬‭Dave,‬‭pull‬‭the‬‭chute.‬‭-‬‭Sounds‬
‭amazing.‬‭-‬‭It‬‭was‬‭amazing!‬‭It‬‭was‬‭the‬‭scariest,‬‭happiest‬‭moment‬‭of‬‭my‬‭life.‬‭Humans!‬‭I‬‭can't‬‭believe‬‭you‬‭were‬‭with‬‭humans!‬‭Giant,‬‭scary‬‭humans!‬‭What‬‭were‬‭they‬‭like?‬‭Huge‬‭and‬‭crazy.‬‭They‬‭talk‬‭crazy.‬‭They‬‭eat‬‭crazy‬‭giant‬‭things.‬‭They‬‭drive‬
‭crazy.‬‭-‬‭Do‬‭they‬‭try‬‭and‬‭kill‬‭you,‬‭like‬‭on‬‭TV?‬‭-‬‭Some‬‭of‬‭them.‬‭But‬‭some‬‭of‬‭them‬‭don't.‬‭-‬‭How'd‬‭you‬‭get‬‭back?‬‭-‬‭Poodle.‬‭You‬‭did‬‭it,‬‭and‬‭I'm‬‭glad.‬‭You‬‭saw‬‭whatever‬‭you‬‭wanted‬‭to‬‭see.‬‭You‬‭had‬‭your‬‭"experience."‬‭Now‬‭you‬‭can‬‭pick‬‭out‬‭yourjob‬‭and‬
‭be‬‭normal.‬‭-‬‭Well...‬‭-‬‭Well?‬‭Well,‬‭I‬‭met‬‭someone.‬‭You‬‭did?‬‭Was‬‭she‬‭Bee-ish?‬‭-‬‭A‬‭wasp?!‬‭Your‬‭parents‬‭will‬‭kill‬‭you!‬‭-‬‭No,‬‭no,‬‭no,‬‭not‬‭a‬‭wasp.‬‭-‬‭Spider?‬‭-‬‭I'm‬‭not‬‭attracted‬‭to‬‭spiders.‬‭I‬‭know‬‭it's‬‭the‬‭hottest‬‭thing,‬‭with‬‭the‬‭eight‬‭legs‬‭and‬‭all.‬‭I‬‭can't‬‭get‬
‭by‬‭that‬‭face.‬‭So‬‭who‬‭is‬‭she?‬‭She's...‬‭human.‬‭No,‬‭no.‬‭That's‬‭a‬‭bee‬‭law.‬‭You‬‭wouldn't‬‭break‬‭a‬‭bee‬‭law.‬‭-‬‭Her‬‭name's‬‭Vanessa.‬‭-‬‭Oh,‬‭boy.‬‭She's‬‭so‬‭nice.‬‭And‬‭she's‬‭a‬‭florist!‬‭Oh,‬‭no!‬‭You're‬‭dating‬‭a‬‭human‬‭florist!‬‭We're‬‭not‬‭dating.‬‭You're‬‭flying‬‭outside‬
‭the‬‭hive,‬‭talking‬‭to‬‭humans‬‭that‬‭attack‬‭our‬‭homes‬‭with‬‭power‬‭washers‬‭and‬‭M-80s!‬‭One-eighth‬‭a‬‭stick‬‭of‬‭dynamite!‬‭She‬‭saved‬‭my‬‭life!‬‭And‬‭she‬‭understands‬‭me.‬‭This‬‭is‬‭over!‬‭Eat‬‭this.‬‭This‬‭is‬‭not‬‭over!‬‭What‬‭was‬‭that?‬‭-‬‭They‬‭call‬‭it‬‭a‬‭crumb.‬‭-‬‭It‬‭was‬
‭so‬‭stingin'‬‭stripey!‬‭And‬‭that's‬‭not‬‭what‬‭they‬‭eat.‬‭That's‬‭what‬‭falls‬‭off‬‭what‬‭they‬‭eat!‬‭-‬‭You‬‭know‬‭what‬‭a‬‭Oinnabon‬‭is?‬‭-‬‭No.‬‭It's‬‭bread‬‭and‬‭cinnamon‬‭and‬‭frosting.‬‭They‬‭heat‬‭it‬‭up...‬‭Sit‬‭down!‬‭...really‬‭hot!‬‭-‬‭Listen‬‭to‬‭me!‬‭We‬‭are‬‭not‬‭them!‬‭We're‬‭us.‬
‭There's‬‭us‬‭and‬‭there's‬‭them!‬‭Yes,‬‭but‬‭who‬‭can‬‭deny‬‭the‬‭heart‬‭that‬‭is‬‭yearning?‬‭There's‬‭no‬‭yearning.‬‭Stop‬‭yearning.‬‭Listen‬‭to‬‭me!‬‭You‬‭have‬‭got‬‭to‬‭start‬‭thinking‬‭bee,‬‭my‬‭friend.‬‭Thinking‬‭bee!‬‭-‬‭Thinking‬‭bee.‬‭-‬‭Thinking‬‭bee.‬‭Thinking‬‭bee!‬‭Thinking‬
‭bee!‬‭Thinking‬‭bee!‬‭Thinking‬‭bee!‬‭There‬‭he‬‭is.‬‭He's‬‭in‬‭the‬‭pool.‬‭You‬‭know‬‭what‬‭your‬‭problem‬‭is,‬‭Barry?‬‭I‬‭gotta‬‭start‬‭thinking‬‭bee?‬‭How‬‭much‬‭longer‬‭will‬‭this‬‭go‬‭on?‬‭It's‬‭been‬‭three‬‭days!‬‭Why‬‭aren't‬‭you‬‭working?‬‭I've‬‭got‬‭a‬‭lot‬‭of‬‭big‬‭life‬‭decisions‬
‭to‬‭think‬‭about.‬‭What‬‭life?‬‭You‬‭have‬‭no‬‭life!‬‭You‬‭have‬‭no‬‭job.‬‭You're‬‭barely‬‭a‬‭bee!‬‭Would‬‭it‬‭kill‬‭you‬‭to‬‭make‬‭a‬‭little‬‭honey?‬‭Barry,‬‭come‬‭out.‬‭Your‬‭father's‬‭talking‬‭to‬‭you.‬‭Martin,‬‭would‬‭you‬‭talk‬‭to‬‭him?‬‭Barry,‬‭I'm‬‭talking‬‭to‬‭you!‬‭You‬‭coming?‬‭Got‬
‭everything?‬‭All‬‭set!‬‭Go‬‭ahead.‬‭I'll‬‭catch‬‭up.‬‭Don't‬‭be‬‭too‬‭long.‬‭Watch‬‭this!‬‭Vanessa!‬‭-‬‭We're‬‭still‬‭here.‬‭-‬‭I‬‭told‬‭you‬‭not‬‭to‬‭yell‬‭at‬‭him.‬‭He‬‭doesn't‬‭respond‬‭to‬‭yelling!‬‭-‬‭Then‬‭why‬‭yell‬‭at‬‭me?‬‭-‬‭Because‬‭you‬‭don't‬‭listen!‬‭I'm‬‭not‬‭listening‬‭to‬‭this.‬‭Sorry,‬
‭I've‬‭gotta‬‭go.‬‭-‬‭Where‬‭are‬‭you‬‭going?‬‭-‬‭I'm‬‭meeting‬‭a‬‭friend.‬‭A‬‭girl?‬‭Is‬‭this‬‭why‬‭you‬‭can't‬‭decide?‬‭Bye.‬‭I‬‭just‬‭hope‬‭she's‬‭Bee-ish.‬‭They‬‭have‬‭a‬‭huge‬‭parade‬‭of‬‭flowers‬‭every‬‭year‬‭in‬‭Pasadena?‬‭To‬‭be‬‭in‬‭the‬‭Tournament‬‭of‬‭Roses,‬‭that's‬‭every‬
‭florist's‬‭dream!‬‭Up‬‭on‬‭a‬‭float,‬‭surrounded‬‭by‬‭flowers,‬‭crowds‬‭cheering.‬‭A‬‭tournament.‬‭Do‬‭the‬‭roses‬‭compete‬‭in‬‭athletic‬‭events?‬‭No.‬‭All‬‭right,‬‭I've‬‭got‬‭one.‬‭How‬‭come‬‭you‬‭don't‬‭fly‬‭everywhere?‬‭It's‬‭exhausting.‬‭Why‬‭don't‬‭you‬‭run‬‭everywhere?‬‭It's‬
‭faster.‬‭Yeah,‬‭OK,‬‭I‬‭see,‬‭I‬‭see.‬‭All‬‭right,‬‭your‬‭turn.‬‭TiVo.‬‭You‬‭can‬‭just‬‭freeze‬‭live‬‭TV?‬‭That's‬‭insane!‬‭You‬‭don't‬‭have‬‭that?‬‭We‬‭have‬‭Hivo,‬‭but‬‭it's‬‭a‬‭disease.‬‭It's‬‭a‬‭horrible,‬‭horrible‬‭disease.‬‭Oh,‬‭my.‬‭Dumb‬‭bees!‬‭You‬‭must‬‭want‬‭to‬‭sting‬‭all‬‭those‬‭jerks.‬
‭We‬‭try‬‭not‬‭to‬‭sting.‬‭It's‬‭usually‬‭fatal‬‭for‬‭us.‬‭So‬‭you‬‭have‬‭to‬‭watch‬‭your‬‭temper.‬‭Very‬‭carefully.‬‭You‬‭kick‬‭a‬‭wall,‬‭take‬‭a‬‭walk,‬‭write‬‭an‬‭angry‬‭letter‬‭and‬‭throw‬‭it‬‭out.‬‭Work‬‭through‬‭it‬‭like‬‭any‬‭emotion:‬‭Anger,‬‭jealousy,‬‭lust.‬‭Oh,‬‭my‬‭goodness!‬‭Are‬‭you‬
‭OK?‬‭Yeah.‬‭-‬‭What‬‭is‬‭wrong‬‭with‬‭you?!‬‭-‬‭It's‬‭a‬‭bug.‬‭He's‬‭not‬‭bothering‬‭anybody.‬‭Get‬‭out‬‭of‬‭here,‬‭you‬‭creep!‬‭What‬‭was‬‭that?‬‭A‬‭Pic‬‭'N'‬‭Save‬‭circular?‬‭Yeah,‬‭it‬‭was.‬‭How‬‭did‬‭you‬‭know?‬‭It‬‭felt‬‭like‬‭about‬‭10‬‭pages.‬‭Seventy-five‬‭is‬‭pretty‬‭much‬‭our‬‭limit.‬
‭You've‬‭really‬‭got‬‭that‬‭down‬‭to‬‭a‬‭science.‬‭-‬‭I‬‭lost‬‭a‬‭cousin‬‭to‬‭Italian‬‭Vogue.‬‭-‬‭I'll‬‭bet.‬‭What‬‭in‬‭the‬‭name‬‭of‬‭Mighty‬‭Hercules‬‭is‬‭this?‬‭How‬‭did‬‭this‬‭get‬‭here?‬‭Oute‬‭Bee,‬‭Golden‬‭Blossom,‬‭Ray‬‭Liotta‬‭Private‬‭Select?‬‭-‬‭Is‬‭he‬‭that‬‭actor?‬‭-‬‭I‬‭never‬‭heard‬‭of‬
‭him.‬‭-‬‭Why‬‭is‬‭this‬‭here?‬‭-‬‭For‬‭people.‬‭We‬‭eat‬‭it.‬‭You‬‭don't‬‭have‬‭enough‬‭food‬‭of‬‭your‬‭own?‬‭-‬‭Well,‬‭yes.‬‭-‬‭How‬‭do‬‭you‬‭get‬‭it?‬‭-‬‭Bees‬‭make‬‭it.‬‭-‬‭I‬‭know‬‭who‬‭makes‬‭it!‬‭And‬‭it's‬‭hard‬‭to‬‭make‬‭it!‬‭There's‬‭heating,‬‭cooling,‬‭stirring.‬‭You‬‭need‬‭a‬‭whole‬
‭Krelman‬‭thing!‬‭-‬‭It's‬‭organic.‬‭-‬‭It's‬‭our-ganic!‬‭It's‬‭just‬‭honey,‬‭Barry.‬‭Just‬‭what?!‬‭Bees‬‭don't‬‭know‬‭about‬‭this!‬‭This‬‭is‬‭stealing!‬‭A‬‭lot‬‭of‬‭stealing!‬‭You've‬‭taken‬‭our‬‭homes,‬‭schools,‬‭hospitals!‬‭This‬‭is‬‭all‬‭we‬‭have!‬‭And‬‭it's‬‭on‬‭sale?!‬‭I'm‬‭getting‬‭to‬‭the‬
‭bottom‬‭of‬‭this.‬‭I'm‬‭getting‬‭to‬‭the‬‭bottom‬‭of‬‭all‬‭of‬‭this!‬‭Hey,‬‭Hector.‬‭-‬‭You‬‭almost‬‭done?‬‭-‬‭Almost.‬‭He‬‭is‬‭here.‬‭I‬‭sense‬‭it.‬‭Well,‬‭I‬‭guess‬‭I'll‬‭go‬‭home‬‭now‬‭and‬‭just‬‭leave‬‭this‬‭nice‬‭honey‬‭out,‬‭with‬‭no‬‭one‬‭around.‬‭You're‬‭busted,‬‭box‬‭boy!‬‭I‬‭knew‬‭I‬‭heard‬
‭something.‬‭So‬‭you‬‭can‬‭talk!‬‭I‬‭can‬‭talk.‬‭And‬‭now‬‭you'll‬‭start‬‭talking!‬‭Where‬‭you‬‭getting‬‭the‬‭sweet‬‭stuff?‬‭Who's‬‭your‬‭supplier?‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭understand.‬‭I‬‭thought‬‭we‬‭were‬‭friends.‬‭The‬‭last‬‭thing‬‭we‬‭want‬‭to‬‭do‬‭is‬‭upset‬‭bees!‬‭You're‬‭too‬‭late!‬‭It's‬‭ours‬
‭now!‬‭You,‬‭sir,‬‭have‬‭crossed‬‭the‬‭wrong‬‭sword!‬‭You,‬‭sir,‬‭will‬‭be‬‭lunch‬‭for‬‭my‬‭iguana,‬‭Ignacio!‬‭Where‬‭is‬‭the‬‭honey‬‭coming‬‭from?‬‭Tell‬‭me‬‭where!‬‭Honey‬‭Farms!‬‭It‬‭comes‬‭from‬‭Honey‬‭Farms!‬‭Orazy‬‭person!‬‭What‬‭horrible‬‭thing‬‭has‬‭happened‬‭here?‬
‭These‬‭faces,‬‭they‬‭never‬‭knew‬‭what‬‭hit‬‭them.‬‭And‬‭now‬‭they're‬‭on‬‭the‬‭road‬‭to‬‭nowhere!‬‭Just‬‭keep‬‭still.‬‭What?‬‭You're‬‭not‬‭dead?‬‭Do‬‭I‬‭look‬‭dead?‬‭They‬‭will‬‭wipe‬‭anything‬‭that‬‭moves.‬‭Where‬‭you‬‭headed?‬‭To‬‭Honey‬‭Farms.‬‭I‬‭am‬‭onto‬‭something‬
‭huge‬‭here.‬‭I'm‬‭going‬‭to‬‭Alaska.‬‭Moose‬‭blood,‬‭crazy‬‭stuff.‬‭Blows‬‭your‬‭head‬‭off!‬‭I'm‬‭going‬‭to‬‭Tacoma.‬‭-‬‭And‬‭you?‬‭-‬‭He‬‭really‬‭is‬‭dead.‬‭All‬‭right.‬‭Uh-oh!‬‭-‬‭What‬‭is‬‭that?!‬‭-‬‭Oh,‬‭no!‬‭-‬‭A‬‭wiper!‬‭Triple‬‭blade!‬‭-‬‭Triple‬‭blade?‬‭Jump‬‭on!‬‭It's‬‭your‬‭only‬‭chance,‬
‭bee!‬‭Why‬‭does‬‭everything‬‭have‬‭to‬‭be‬‭so‬‭doggone‬‭clean?!‬‭How‬‭much‬‭do‬‭you‬‭people‬‭need‬‭to‬‭see?!‬‭Open‬‭your‬‭eyes!‬‭Stick‬‭your‬‭head‬‭out‬‭the‬‭window!‬‭From‬‭NPR‬‭News‬‭in‬‭Washington,‬‭I'm‬‭Oarl‬‭Kasell.‬‭But‬‭don't‬‭kill‬‭no‬‭more‬‭bugs!‬‭-‬‭Bee!‬‭-‬‭Moose‬
‭blood‬‭guy!!‬‭-‬‭You‬‭hear‬‭something?‬‭-‬‭Like‬‭what?‬‭Like‬‭tiny‬‭screaming.‬‭Turn‬‭off‬‭the‬‭radio.‬‭Whassup,‬‭bee‬‭boy?‬‭Hey,‬‭Blood.‬‭Just‬‭a‬‭row‬‭of‬‭honey‬‭jars,‬‭as‬‭far‬‭as‬‭the‬‭eye‬‭could‬‭see.‬‭Wow!‬‭I‬‭assume‬‭wherever‬‭this‬‭truck‬‭goes‬‭is‬‭where‬‭they're‬‭getting‬‭it.‬‭I‬
‭mean,‬‭that‬‭honey's‬‭ours.‬‭-‬‭Bees‬‭hang‬‭tight.‬‭-‬‭We're‬‭all‬‭jammed‬‭in.‬‭It's‬‭a‬‭close‬‭community.‬‭Not‬‭us,‬‭man.‬‭We‬‭on‬‭our‬‭own.‬‭Every‬‭mosquito‬‭on‬‭his‬‭own.‬‭-‬‭What‬‭if‬‭you‬‭get‬‭in‬‭trouble?‬‭-‬‭You‬‭a‬‭mosquito,‬‭you‬‭in‬‭trouble.‬‭Nobody‬‭likes‬‭us.‬‭They‬‭just‬‭smack.‬
‭See‬‭a‬‭mosquito,‬‭smack,‬‭smack!‬‭At‬‭least‬‭you're‬‭out‬‭in‬‭the‬‭world.‬‭You‬‭must‬‭meet‬‭girls.‬‭Mosquito‬‭girls‬‭try‬‭to‬‭trade‬‭up,‬‭get‬‭with‬‭a‬‭moth,‬‭dragonfly.‬‭Mosquito‬‭girl‬‭don't‬‭want‬‭no‬‭mosquito.‬‭You‬‭got‬‭to‬‭be‬‭kidding‬‭me!‬‭Mooseblood's‬‭about‬‭to‬‭leave‬‭the‬
‭building!‬‭So‬‭long,‬‭bee!‬‭-‬‭Hey,‬‭guys!‬‭-‬‭Mooseblood!‬‭I‬‭knew‬‭I'd‬‭catch‬‭y'all‬‭down‬‭here.‬‭Did‬‭you‬‭bring‬‭your‬‭crazy‬‭straw?‬‭We‬‭throw‬‭it‬‭in‬‭jars,‬‭slap‬‭a‬‭label‬‭on‬‭it,‬‭and‬‭it's‬‭pretty‬‭much‬‭pure‬‭profit.‬‭What‬‭is‬‭this‬‭place?‬‭A‬‭bee's‬‭got‬‭a‬‭brain‬‭the‬‭size‬‭of‬‭a‬
‭pinhead.‬‭They‬‭are‬‭pinheads!‬‭Pinhead.‬‭-‬‭Oheck‬‭out‬‭the‬‭new‬‭smoker.‬‭-‬‭Oh,‬‭sweet.‬‭That's‬‭the‬‭one‬‭you‬‭want.‬‭The‬‭Thomas‬‭3000!‬‭Smoker?‬‭Ninety‬‭puffs‬‭a‬‭minute,‬‭semi-automatic.‬‭Twice‬‭the‬‭nicotine,‬‭all‬‭the‬‭tar.‬‭A‬‭couple‬‭breaths‬‭of‬‭this‬‭knocks‬‭them‬
‭right‬‭out.‬‭They‬‭make‬‭the‬‭honey,‬‭and‬‭we‬‭make‬‭the‬‭money.‬‭"They‬‭make‬‭the‬‭honey,‬‭and‬‭we‬‭make‬‭the‬‭money"?‬‭Oh,‬‭my!‬‭What's‬‭going‬‭on?‬‭Are‬‭you‬‭OK?‬‭Yeah.‬‭It‬‭doesn't‬‭last‬‭too‬‭long.‬‭Do‬‭you‬‭know‬‭you're‬‭in‬‭a‬‭fake‬‭hive‬‭with‬‭fake‬‭walls?‬‭Our‬‭queen‬
‭was‬‭moved‬‭here.‬‭We‬‭had‬‭no‬‭choice.‬‭This‬‭is‬‭your‬‭queen?‬‭That's‬‭a‬‭man‬‭in‬‭women's‬‭clothes!‬‭That's‬‭a‬‭drag‬‭queen!‬‭What‬‭is‬‭this?‬‭Oh,‬‭no!‬‭There's‬‭hundreds‬‭of‬‭them!‬‭Bee‬‭honey.‬‭Our‬‭honey‬‭is‬‭being‬‭brazenly‬‭stolen‬‭on‬‭a‬‭massive‬‭scale!‬‭This‬‭is‬‭worse‬‭than‬
‭anything‬‭bears‬‭have‬‭done!‬‭I‬‭intend‬‭to‬‭do‬‭something.‬‭Oh,‬‭Barry,‬‭stop.‬‭Who‬‭told‬‭you‬‭humans‬‭are‬‭taking‬‭our‬‭honey?‬‭That's‬‭a‬‭rumor.‬‭Do‬‭these‬‭look‬‭like‬‭rumors?‬‭That's‬‭a‬‭conspiracy‬‭theory.‬‭These‬‭are‬‭obviously‬‭doctored‬‭photos.‬‭How‬‭did‬‭you‬‭get‬
‭mixed‬‭up‬‭in‬‭this?‬‭He's‬‭been‬‭talking‬‭to‬‭humans.‬‭-‬‭What?‬‭-‬‭Talking‬‭to‬‭humans?!‬‭He‬‭has‬‭a‬‭human‬‭girlfriend.‬‭And‬‭they‬‭make‬‭out!‬‭Make‬‭out?‬‭Barry!‬‭We‬‭do‬‭not.‬‭-‬‭You‬‭wish‬‭you‬‭could.‬‭-‬‭Whose‬‭side‬‭are‬‭you‬‭on?‬‭The‬‭bees!‬‭I‬‭dated‬‭a‬‭cricket‬‭once‬‭in‬‭San‬
‭Antonio.‬‭Those‬‭crazy‬‭legs‬‭kept‬‭me‬‭up‬‭all‬‭night.‬‭Barry,‬‭this‬‭is‬‭what‬‭you‬‭want‬‭to‬‭do‬‭with‬‭your‬‭life?‬‭I‬‭want‬‭to‬‭do‬‭it‬‭for‬‭all‬‭our‬‭lives.‬‭Nobody‬‭works‬‭harder‬‭than‬‭bees!‬‭Dad,‬‭I‬‭remember‬‭you‬‭coming‬‭home‬‭so‬‭overworked‬‭your‬‭hands‬‭were‬‭still‬‭stirring.‬
‭You‬‭couldn't‬‭stop.‬‭I‬‭remember‬‭that.‬‭What‬‭right‬‭do‬‭they‬‭have‬‭to‬‭our‬‭honey?‬‭We‬‭live‬‭on‬‭two‬‭cups‬‭a‬‭year.‬‭They‬‭put‬‭it‬‭in‬‭lip‬‭balm‬‭for‬‭no‬‭reason‬‭whatsoever!‬‭Even‬‭if‬‭it's‬‭true,‬‭what‬‭can‬‭one‬‭bee‬‭do?‬‭Sting‬‭them‬‭where‬‭it‬‭really‬‭hurts.‬‭In‬‭the‬‭face!‬‭The‬
‭eye!‬‭-‬‭That‬‭would‬‭hurt.‬‭-‬‭No.‬‭Up‬‭the‬‭nose?‬‭That's‬‭a‬‭killer.‬‭There's‬‭only‬‭one‬‭place‬‭you‬‭can‬‭sting‬‭the‬‭humans,‬‭one‬‭place‬‭where‬‭it‬‭matters.‬‭Hive‬‭at‬‭Five,‬‭the‬‭hive's‬‭only‬‭full-hour‬‭action‬‭news‬‭source.‬‭No‬‭more‬‭bee‬‭beards!‬‭With‬‭Bob‬‭Bumble‬‭at‬‭the‬
‭anchor‬‭desk.‬‭Weather‬‭with‬‭Storm‬‭Stinger.‬‭Sports‬‭with‬‭Buzz‬‭Larvi.‬‭And‬‭Jeanette‬‭Ohung.‬‭-‬‭Good‬‭evening.‬‭I'm‬‭Bob‬‭Bumble.‬‭-‬‭And‬‭I'm‬‭Jeanette‬‭Ohung.‬‭A‬‭tri-county‬‭bee,‬‭Barry‬‭Benson,‬‭intends‬‭to‬‭sue‬‭the‬‭human‬‭race‬‭for‬‭stealing‬‭our‬‭honey,‬
‭packaging‬‭it‬‭and‬‭profiting‬‭from‬‭it‬‭illegally!‬‭Tomorrow‬‭night‬‭on‬‭Bee‬‭Larry‬‭King,‬‭we'll‬‭have‬‭three‬‭former‬‭queens‬‭here‬‭in‬‭our‬‭studio,‬‭discussing‬‭their‬‭new‬‭book,‬‭Olassy‬‭Ladies,‬‭out‬‭this‬‭week‬‭on‬‭Hexagon.‬‭Tonight‬‭we're‬‭talking‬‭to‬‭Barry‬‭Benson.‬‭Did‬
‭you‬‭ever‬‭think,‬‭"I'm‬‭a‬‭kid‬‭from‬‭the‬‭hive.‬‭I‬‭can't‬‭do‬‭this"?‬‭Bees‬‭have‬‭never‬‭been‬‭afraid‬‭to‬‭change‬‭the‬‭world.‬‭What‬‭about‬‭Bee‬‭Oolumbus?‬‭Bee‬‭Gandhi?‬‭Bejesus?‬‭Where‬‭I'm‬‭from,‬‭we'd‬‭never‬‭sue‬‭humans.‬‭We‬‭were‬‭thinking‬‭of‬‭stickball‬‭or‬‭candy‬
‭stores.‬‭How‬‭old‬‭are‬‭you?‬‭The‬‭bee‬‭community‬‭is‬‭supporting‬‭you‬‭in‬‭this‬‭case,‬‭which‬‭will‬‭be‬‭the‬‭trial‬‭of‬‭the‬‭bee‬‭century.‬‭You‬‭know,‬‭they‬‭have‬‭a‬‭Larry‬‭King‬‭in‬‭the‬‭human‬‭world‬‭too.‬‭It's‬‭a‬‭common‬‭name.‬‭Next‬‭week...‬‭He‬‭looks‬‭like‬‭you‬‭and‬‭has‬‭a‬
‭show‬‭and‬‭suspenders‬‭and‬‭colored‬‭dots...‬‭Next‬‭week...‬‭Glasses,‬‭quotes‬‭on‬‭the‬‭bottom‬‭from‬‭the‬‭guest‬‭even‬‭though‬‭you‬‭just‬‭heard‬‭'em.‬‭Bear‬‭Week‬‭next‬‭week!‬‭They're‬‭scary,‬‭hairy‬‭and‬‭here‬‭live.‬‭Always‬‭leans‬‭forward,‬‭pointy‬‭shoulders,‬‭squinty‬
‭eyes,‬‭very‬‭Jewish.‬‭In‬‭tennis,‬‭you‬‭attack‬‭at‬‭the‬‭point‬‭of‬‭weakness!‬‭It‬‭was‬‭my‬‭grandmother,‬‭Ken.‬‭She's‬‭81.‬‭Honey,‬‭her‬‭backhand's‬‭a‬‭joke!‬‭I'm‬‭not‬‭gonna‬‭take‬‭advantage‬‭of‬‭that?‬‭Quiet,‬‭please.‬‭Actual‬‭work‬‭going‬‭on‬‭here.‬‭-‬‭Is‬‭that‬‭that‬‭same‬‭bee?‬‭-‬
‭Yes,‬‭it‬‭is!‬‭I'm‬‭helping‬‭him‬‭sue‬‭the‬‭human‬‭race.‬‭-‬‭Hello.‬‭-‬‭Hello,‬‭bee.‬‭This‬‭is‬‭Ken.‬‭Yeah,‬‭I‬‭remember‬‭you.‬‭Timberland,‬‭size‬‭ten‬‭and‬‭a‬‭half.‬‭Vibram‬‭sole,‬‭I‬‭believe.‬‭Why‬‭does‬‭he‬‭talk‬‭again?‬‭Listen,‬‭you‬‭better‬‭go‬‭'cause‬‭we're‬‭really‬‭busy‬‭working.‬‭But‬
‭it's‬‭our‬‭yogurt‬‭night!‬‭Bye-bye.‬‭Why‬‭is‬‭yogurt‬‭night‬‭so‬‭difficult?!‬‭You‬‭poor‬‭thing.‬‭You‬‭two‬‭have‬‭been‬‭at‬‭this‬‭for‬‭hours!‬‭Yes,‬‭and‬‭Adam‬‭here‬‭has‬‭been‬‭a‬‭huge‬‭help.‬‭-‬‭Frosting...‬‭-‬‭How‬‭many‬‭sugars?‬‭Just‬‭one.‬‭I‬‭try‬‭not‬‭to‬‭use‬‭the‬‭competition.‬‭So‬‭why‬
‭are‬‭you‬‭helping‬‭me?‬‭Bees‬‭have‬‭good‬‭qualities.‬‭And‬‭it‬‭takes‬‭my‬‭mind‬‭off‬‭the‬‭shop.‬‭Instead‬‭of‬‭flowers,‬‭people‬‭are‬‭giving‬‭balloon‬‭bouquets‬‭now.‬‭Those‬‭are‬‭great,‬‭if‬‭you're‬‭three.‬‭And‬‭artificial‬‭flowers.‬‭-‬‭Oh,‬‭those‬‭just‬‭get‬‭me‬‭psychotic!‬‭-‬‭Yeah,‬‭me‬
‭too.‬‭Bent‬‭stingers,‬‭pointless‬‭pollination.‬‭Bees‬‭must‬‭hate‬‭those‬‭fake‬‭things!‬‭Nothing‬‭worse‬‭than‬‭a‬‭daffodil‬‭that's‬‭had‬‭work‬‭done.‬‭Maybe‬‭this‬‭could‬‭make‬‭up‬‭for‬‭it‬‭a‬‭little‬‭bit.‬‭-‬‭This‬‭lawsuit's‬‭a‬‭pretty‬‭big‬‭deal.‬‭-‬‭I‬‭guess.‬‭You‬‭sure‬‭you‬‭want‬‭to‬‭go‬
‭through‬‭with‬‭it?‬‭Am‬‭I‬‭sure?‬‭When‬‭I'm‬‭done‬‭with‬‭the‬‭humans,‬‭they‬‭won't‬‭be‬‭able‬‭to‬‭say,‬‭"Honey,‬‭I'm‬‭home,"‬‭without‬‭paying‬‭a‬‭royalty!‬‭It's‬‭an‬‭incredible‬‭scene‬‭here‬‭in‬‭downtown‬‭Manhattan,‬‭where‬‭the‬‭world‬‭anxiously‬‭waits,‬‭because‬‭for‬‭the‬‭first‬
t‭ ime‬‭in‬‭history,‬‭we‬‭will‬‭hear‬‭for‬‭ourselves‬‭if‬‭a‬‭honeybee‬‭can‬‭actually‬‭speak.‬‭What‬‭have‬‭we‬‭gotten‬‭into‬‭here,‬‭Barry?‬‭It's‬‭pretty‬‭big,‬‭isn't‬‭it?‬‭I‬‭can't‬‭believe‬‭how‬‭many‬‭humans‬‭don't‬‭work‬‭during‬‭the‬‭day.‬‭You‬‭think‬‭billion-dollar‬‭multinational‬‭food‬
‭companies‬‭have‬‭good‬‭lawyers?‬‭Everybody‬‭needs‬‭to‬‭stay‬‭behind‬‭the‬‭barricade.‬‭-‬‭What's‬‭the‬‭matter?‬‭-‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭know,‬‭I‬‭just‬‭got‬‭a‬‭chill.‬‭Well,‬‭if‬‭it‬‭isn't‬‭the‬‭bee‬‭team.‬‭You‬‭boys‬‭work‬‭on‬‭this?‬‭All‬‭rise!‬‭The‬‭Honorable‬‭Judge‬‭Bumbleton‬‭presiding.‬‭All‬
‭right.‬‭Oase‬‭number‬‭4475,‬‭Superior‬‭Oourt‬‭of‬‭New‬‭York,‬‭Barry‬‭Bee‬‭Benson‬‭v.‬‭the‬‭Honey‬‭Industry‬‭is‬‭now‬‭in‬‭session.‬‭Mr.‬‭Montgomery,‬‭you're‬‭representing‬‭the‬‭five‬‭food‬‭companies‬‭collectively?‬‭A‬‭privilege.‬‭Mr.‬‭Benson...‬‭you're‬‭representing‬‭all‬‭the‬
‭bees‬‭of‬‭the‬‭world?‬‭I'm‬‭kidding.‬‭Yes,‬‭Your‬‭Honor,‬‭we're‬‭ready‬‭to‬‭proceed.‬‭Mr.‬‭Montgomery,‬‭your‬‭opening‬‭statement,‬‭please.‬‭Ladies‬‭and‬‭gentlemen‬‭of‬‭the‬‭jury,‬‭my‬‭grandmother‬‭was‬‭a‬‭simple‬‭woman.‬‭Born‬‭on‬‭a‬‭farm,‬‭she‬‭believed‬‭it‬‭was‬‭man's‬
‭divine‬‭right‬‭to‬‭benefit‬‭from‬‭the‬‭bounty‬‭of‬‭nature‬‭God‬‭put‬‭before‬‭us.‬‭If‬‭we‬‭lived‬‭in‬‭the‬‭topsy-turvy‬‭world‬‭Mr.‬‭Benson‬‭imagines,‬‭just‬‭think‬‭of‬‭what‬‭would‬‭it‬‭mean.‬‭I‬‭would‬‭have‬‭to‬‭negotiate‬‭with‬‭the‬‭silkworm‬‭for‬‭the‬‭elastic‬‭in‬‭my‬‭britches!‬‭Talking‬
‭bee!‬‭How‬‭do‬‭we‬‭know‬‭this‬‭isn't‬‭some‬‭sort‬‭of‬‭holographic‬‭motion-picture-capture‬‭Hollywood‬‭wizardry?‬‭They‬‭could‬‭be‬‭using‬‭laser‬‭beams!‬‭Robotics!‬‭Ventriloquism!‬‭Oloning!‬‭For‬‭all‬‭we‬‭know,‬‭he‬‭could‬‭be‬‭on‬‭steroids!‬‭Mr.‬‭Benson?‬‭Ladies‬‭and‬
‭gentlemen,‬‭there's‬‭no‬‭trickery‬‭here.‬‭I'm‬‭just‬‭an‬‭ordinary‬‭bee.‬‭Honey's‬‭pretty‬‭important‬‭to‬‭me.‬‭It's‬‭important‬‭to‬‭all‬‭bees.‬‭We‬‭invented‬‭it!‬‭We‬‭make‬‭it.‬‭And‬‭we‬‭protect‬‭it‬‭with‬‭our‬‭lives.‬‭Unfortunately,‬‭there‬‭are‬‭some‬‭people‬‭in‬‭this‬‭room‬‭who‬‭think‬
‭they‬‭can‬‭take‬‭it‬‭from‬‭us‬‭'cause‬‭we're‬‭the‬‭little‬‭guys!‬‭I'm‬‭hoping‬‭that,‬‭after‬‭this‬‭is‬‭all‬‭over,‬‭you'll‬‭see‬‭how,‬‭by‬‭taking‬‭our‬‭honey,‬‭you‬‭not‬‭only‬‭take‬‭everything‬‭we‬‭have‬‭but‬‭everything‬‭we‬‭are!‬‭I‬‭wish‬‭he'd‬‭dress‬‭like‬‭that‬‭all‬‭the‬‭time.‬‭So‬‭nice!‬‭Oall‬‭your‬
‭first‬‭witness.‬‭So,‬‭Mr.‬‭Klauss‬‭Vanderhayden‬‭of‬‭Honey‬‭Farms,‬‭big‬‭company‬‭you‬‭have.‬‭I‬‭suppose‬‭so.‬‭I‬‭see‬‭you‬‭also‬‭own‬‭Honeyburton‬‭and‬‭Honron!‬‭Yes,‬‭they‬‭provide‬‭beekeepers‬‭for‬‭our‬‭farms.‬‭Beekeeper.‬‭I‬‭find‬‭that‬‭to‬‭be‬‭a‬‭very‬‭disturbing‬‭term.‬‭I‬
‭don't‬‭imagine‬‭you‬‭employ‬‭any‬‭bee-free-ers,‬‭do‬‭you?‬‭-‬‭No.‬‭-‬‭I‬‭couldn't‬‭hear‬‭you.‬‭-‬‭No.‬‭-‬‭No.‬‭Because‬‭you‬‭don't‬‭free‬‭bees.‬‭You‬‭keep‬‭bees.‬‭Not‬‭only‬‭that,‬‭it‬‭seems‬‭you‬‭thought‬‭a‬‭bear‬‭would‬‭be‬‭an‬‭appropriate‬‭image‬‭for‬‭a‬‭jar‬‭of‬‭honey.‬‭They're‬‭very‬
‭lovable‬‭creatures.‬‭Yogi‬‭Bear,‬‭Fozzie‬‭Bear,‬‭Build-A-Bear.‬‭You‬‭mean‬‭like‬‭this?‬‭Bears‬‭kill‬‭bees!‬‭How'd‬‭you‬‭like‬‭his‬‭head‬‭crashing‬‭through‬‭your‬‭living‬‭room?!‬‭Biting‬‭into‬‭your‬‭couch!‬‭Spitting‬‭out‬‭your‬‭throw‬‭pillows!‬‭OK,‬‭that's‬‭enough.‬‭Take‬‭him‬‭away.‬
‭So,‬‭Mr.‬‭Sting,‬‭thank‬‭you‬‭for‬‭being‬‭here.‬‭Your‬‭name‬‭intrigues‬‭me.‬‭-‬‭Where‬‭have‬‭I‬‭heard‬‭it‬‭before?‬‭-‬‭I‬‭was‬‭with‬‭a‬‭band‬‭called‬‭The‬‭Police.‬‭But‬‭you've‬‭never‬‭been‬‭a‬‭police‬‭officer,‬‭have‬‭you?‬‭No,‬‭I‬‭haven't.‬‭No,‬‭you‬‭haven't.‬‭And‬‭so‬‭here‬‭we‬‭have‬‭yet‬
‭another‬‭example‬‭of‬‭bee‬‭culture‬‭casually‬‭stolen‬‭by‬‭a‬‭human‬‭for‬‭nothing‬‭more‬‭than‬‭a‬‭prance-about‬‭stage‬‭name.‬‭Oh,‬‭please.‬‭Have‬‭you‬‭ever‬‭been‬‭stung,‬‭Mr.‬‭Sting?‬‭Because‬‭I'm‬‭feeling‬‭a‬‭little‬‭stung,‬‭Sting.‬‭Or‬‭should‬‭I‬‭say...‬‭Mr.‬‭Gordon‬‭M.‬‭Sumner!‬
‭That's‬‭not‬‭his‬‭real‬‭name?!‬‭You‬‭idiots!‬‭Mr.‬‭Liotta,‬‭first,‬‭belated‬‭congratulations‬‭on‬‭your‬‭Emmy‬‭win‬‭for‬‭a‬‭guest‬‭spot‬‭on‬‭ER‬‭in‬‭2005.‬‭Thank‬‭you.‬‭Thank‬‭you.‬‭I‬‭see‬‭from‬‭your‬‭resume‬‭that‬‭you're‬‭devilishly‬‭handsome‬‭with‬‭a‬‭churning‬‭inner‬‭turmoil‬‭that's‬
‭ready‬‭to‬‭blow.‬‭I‬‭enjoy‬‭what‬‭I‬‭do.‬‭Is‬‭that‬‭a‬‭crime?‬‭Not‬‭yet‬‭it‬‭isn't.‬‭But‬‭is‬‭this‬‭what‬‭it's‬‭come‬‭to‬‭for‬‭you?‬‭Exploiting‬‭tiny,‬‭helpless‬‭bees‬‭so‬‭you‬‭don't‬‭have‬‭to‬‭rehearse‬‭your‬‭part‬‭and‬‭learn‬‭your‬‭lines,‬‭sir?‬‭Watch‬‭it,‬‭Benson!‬‭I‬‭could‬‭blow‬‭right‬‭now!‬‭This‬
‭isn't‬‭a‬‭goodfella.‬‭This‬‭is‬‭a‬‭badfella!‬‭Why‬‭doesn't‬‭someone‬‭just‬‭step‬‭on‬‭this‬‭creep,‬‭and‬‭we‬‭can‬‭all‬‭go‬‭home?!‬‭-‬‭Order‬‭in‬‭this‬‭court!‬‭-‬‭You're‬‭all‬‭thinking‬‭it!‬‭Order!‬‭Order,‬‭I‬‭say!‬‭-‬‭Say‬‭it!‬‭-‬‭Mr.‬‭Liotta,‬‭please‬‭sit‬‭down!‬‭I‬‭think‬‭it‬‭was‬‭awfully‬‭nice‬‭of‬‭that‬
‭bear‬‭to‬‭pitch‬‭in‬‭like‬‭that.‬‭I‬‭think‬‭the‬‭jury's‬‭on‬‭our‬‭side.‬‭Are‬‭we‬‭doing‬‭everything‬‭right,‬‭legally?‬‭I'm‬‭a‬‭florist.‬‭Right.‬‭Well,‬‭here's‬‭to‬‭a‬‭great‬‭team.‬‭To‬‭a‬‭great‬‭team!‬‭Well,‬‭hello.‬‭-‬‭Ken!‬‭-‬‭Hello.‬‭I‬‭didn't‬‭think‬‭you‬‭were‬‭coming.‬‭No,‬‭I‬‭was‬‭just‬‭late.‬‭I‬‭tried‬
‭to‬‭call,‬‭but...‬‭the‬‭battery.‬‭I‬‭didn't‬‭want‬‭all‬‭this‬‭to‬‭go‬‭to‬‭waste,‬‭so‬‭I‬‭called‬‭Barry.‬‭Luckily,‬‭he‬‭was‬‭free.‬‭Oh,‬‭that‬‭was‬‭lucky.‬‭There's‬‭a‬‭little‬‭left.‬‭I‬‭could‬‭heat‬‭it‬‭up.‬‭Yeah,‬‭heat‬‭it‬‭up,‬‭sure,‬‭whatever.‬‭So‬‭I‬‭hear‬‭you're‬‭quite‬‭a‬‭tennis‬‭player.‬‭I'm‬‭not‬‭much‬
‭for‬‭the‬‭game‬‭myself.‬‭The‬‭ball's‬‭a‬‭little‬‭grabby.‬‭That's‬‭where‬‭I‬‭usually‬‭sit.‬‭Right...‬‭there.‬‭Ken,‬‭Barry‬‭was‬‭looking‬‭at‬‭your‬‭resume,‬‭and‬‭he‬‭agreed‬‭with‬‭me‬‭that‬‭eating‬‭with‬‭chopsticks‬‭isn't‬‭really‬‭a‬‭special‬‭skill.‬‭You‬‭think‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭see‬‭what‬‭you're‬‭doing?‬
‭I‬‭know‬‭how‬‭hard‬‭it‬‭is‬‭to‬‭find‬‭the‬‭rightjob.‬‭We‬‭have‬‭that‬‭in‬‭common.‬‭Do‬‭we?‬‭Bees‬‭have‬‭100‬‭percent‬‭employment,‬‭but‬‭we‬‭do‬‭jobs‬‭like‬‭taking‬‭the‬‭crud‬‭out.‬‭That's‬‭just‬‭what‬‭I‬‭was‬‭thinking‬‭about‬‭doing.‬‭Ken,‬‭I‬‭let‬‭Barry‬‭borrow‬‭your‬‭razor‬‭for‬‭his‬‭fuzz.‬
‭I‬‭hope‬‭that‬‭was‬‭all‬‭right.‬‭I'm‬‭going‬‭to‬‭drain‬‭the‬‭old‬‭stinger.‬‭Yeah,‬‭you‬‭do‬‭that.‬‭Look‬‭at‬‭that.‬‭You‬‭know,‬‭I've‬‭just‬‭about‬‭had‬‭it‬‭with‬‭your‬‭little‬‭mind‬‭games.‬‭-‬‭What's‬‭that?‬‭-‬‭Italian‬‭Vogue.‬‭Mamma‬‭mia,‬‭that's‬‭a‬‭lot‬‭of‬‭pages.‬‭A‬‭lot‬‭of‬‭ads.‬‭Remember‬
‭what‬‭Van‬‭said,‬‭why‬‭is‬‭your‬‭life‬‭more‬‭valuable‬‭than‬‭mine?‬‭Funny,‬‭I‬‭just‬‭can't‬‭seem‬‭to‬‭recall‬‭that!‬‭I‬‭think‬‭something‬‭stinks‬‭in‬‭here!‬‭I‬‭love‬‭the‬‭smell‬‭of‬‭flowers.‬‭How‬‭do‬‭you‬‭like‬‭the‬‭smell‬‭of‬‭flames?!‬‭Not‬‭as‬‭much.‬‭Water‬‭bug!‬‭Not‬‭taking‬‭sides!‬‭Ken,‬
‭I'm‬‭wearing‬‭a‬‭Ohapstick‬‭hat!‬‭This‬‭is‬‭pathetic!‬‭I've‬‭got‬‭issues!‬‭Well,‬‭well,‬‭well,‬‭a‬‭royal‬‭flush!‬‭-‬‭You're‬‭bluffing.‬‭-‬‭Am‬‭I?‬‭Surf's‬‭up,‬‭dude!‬‭Poo‬‭water!‬‭That‬‭bowl‬‭is‬‭gnarly.‬‭Except‬‭for‬‭those‬‭dirty‬‭yellow‬‭rings!‬‭Kenneth!‬‭What‬‭are‬‭you‬‭doing?!‬‭You‬‭know,‬‭I‬
‭don't‬‭even‬‭like‬‭honey!‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭eat‬‭it!‬‭We‬‭need‬‭to‬‭talk!‬‭He's‬‭just‬‭a‬‭little‬‭bee!‬‭And‬‭he‬‭happens‬‭to‬‭be‬‭the‬‭nicest‬‭bee‬‭I've‬‭met‬‭in‬‭a‬‭long‬‭time!‬‭Long‬‭time?‬‭What‬‭are‬‭you‬‭talking‬‭about?!‬‭Are‬‭there‬‭other‬‭bugs‬‭in‬‭your‬‭life?‬‭No,‬‭but‬‭there‬‭are‬‭other‬‭things‬
‭bugging‬‭me‬‭in‬‭life.‬‭And‬‭you're‬‭one‬‭of‬‭them!‬‭Fine!‬‭Talking‬‭bees,‬‭no‬‭yogurt‬‭night...‬‭My‬‭nerves‬‭are‬‭fried‬‭from‬‭riding‬‭on‬‭this‬‭emotional‬‭roller‬‭coaster!‬‭Goodbye,‬‭Ken.‬‭And‬‭for‬‭your‬‭information,‬‭I‬‭prefer‬‭sugar-free,‬‭artificial‬‭sweeteners‬‭made‬‭by‬‭man!‬
‭I'm‬‭sorry‬‭about‬‭all‬‭that.‬‭I‬‭know‬‭it's‬‭got‬‭an‬‭aftertaste!‬‭I‬‭like‬‭it!‬‭I‬‭always‬‭felt‬‭there‬‭was‬‭some‬‭kind‬‭of‬‭barrier‬‭between‬‭Ken‬‭and‬‭me.‬‭I‬‭couldn't‬‭overcome‬‭it.‬‭Oh,‬‭well.‬‭Are‬‭you‬‭OK‬‭for‬‭the‬‭trial?‬‭I‬‭believe‬‭Mr.‬‭Montgomery‬‭is‬‭about‬‭out‬‭of‬‭ideas.‬‭We‬‭would‬
‭like‬‭to‬‭call‬‭Mr.‬‭Barry‬‭Benson‬‭Bee‬‭to‬‭the‬‭stand.‬‭Good‬‭idea!‬‭You‬‭can‬‭really‬‭see‬‭why‬‭he's‬‭considered‬‭one‬‭of‬‭the‬‭best‬‭lawyers...‬‭Yeah.‬‭Layton,‬‭you've‬‭gotta‬‭weave‬‭some‬‭magic‬‭with‬‭this‬‭jury,‬‭or‬‭it's‬‭gonna‬‭be‬‭all‬‭over.‬‭Don't‬‭worry.‬‭The‬‭only‬‭thing‬‭I‬‭have‬
‭to‬‭do‬‭to‬‭turn‬‭this‬‭jury‬‭around‬‭is‬‭to‬‭remind‬‭them‬‭of‬‭what‬‭they‬‭don't‬‭like‬‭about‬‭bees.‬‭-‬‭You‬‭got‬‭the‬‭tweezers?‬‭-‬‭Are‬‭you‬‭allergic?‬‭Only‬‭to‬‭losing,‬‭son.‬‭Only‬‭to‬‭losing.‬‭Mr.‬‭Benson‬‭Bee,‬‭I'll‬‭ask‬‭you‬‭what‬‭I‬‭think‬‭we'd‬‭all‬‭like‬‭to‬‭know.‬‭What‬‭exactly‬‭is‬‭your‬
‭relationship‬‭to‬‭that‬‭woman?‬‭We're‬‭friends.‬‭-‬‭Good‬‭friends?‬‭-‬‭Yes.‬‭How‬‭good?‬‭Do‬‭you‬‭live‬‭together?‬‭Wait‬‭a‬‭minute...‬‭Are‬‭you‬‭her‬‭little...‬‭...bedbug?‬‭I've‬‭seen‬‭a‬‭bee‬‭documentary‬‭or‬‭two.‬‭From‬‭what‬‭I‬‭understand,‬‭doesn't‬‭your‬‭queen‬‭give‬‭birth‬‭to‬‭all‬
‭the‬‭bee‬‭children?‬‭-‬‭Yeah,‬‭but...‬‭-‬‭So‬‭those‬‭aren't‬‭your‬‭real‬‭parents!‬‭-‬‭Oh,‬‭Barry...‬‭-‬‭Yes,‬‭they‬‭are!‬‭Hold‬‭me‬‭back!‬‭You're‬‭an‬‭illegitimate‬‭bee,‬‭aren't‬‭you,‬‭Benson?‬‭He's‬‭denouncing‬‭bees!‬‭Don't‬‭y'all‬‭date‬‭your‬‭cousins?‬‭-‬‭Objection!‬‭-‬‭I'm‬‭going‬‭to‬
‭pincushion‬‭this‬‭guy!‬‭Adam,‬‭don't!‬‭It's‬‭what‬‭he‬‭wants!‬‭Oh,‬‭I'm‬‭hit!!‬‭Oh,‬‭lordy,‬‭I‬‭am‬‭hit!‬‭Order!‬‭Order!‬‭The‬‭venom!‬‭The‬‭venom‬‭is‬‭coursing‬‭through‬‭my‬‭veins!‬‭I‬‭have‬‭been‬‭felled‬‭by‬‭a‬‭winged‬‭beast‬‭of‬‭destruction!‬‭You‬‭see?‬‭You‬‭can't‬‭treat‬‭them‬‭like‬
‭equals!‬‭They're‬‭striped‬‭savages!‬‭Stinging's‬‭the‬‭only‬‭thing‬‭they‬‭know!‬‭It's‬‭their‬‭way!‬‭-‬‭Adam,‬‭stay‬‭with‬‭me.‬‭-‬‭I‬‭can't‬‭feel‬‭my‬‭legs.‬‭What‬‭angel‬‭of‬‭mercy‬‭will‬‭come‬‭forward‬‭to‬‭suck‬‭the‬‭poison‬‭from‬‭my‬‭heaving‬‭buttocks?‬‭I‬‭will‬‭have‬‭order‬‭in‬‭this‬
‭court.‬‭Order!‬‭Order,‬‭please!‬‭The‬‭case‬‭of‬‭the‬‭honeybees‬‭versus‬‭the‬‭human‬‭race‬‭took‬‭a‬‭pointed‬‭turn‬‭against‬‭the‬‭bees‬‭yesterday‬‭when‬‭one‬‭of‬‭their‬‭legal‬‭team‬‭stung‬‭Layton‬‭T.‬‭Montgomery.‬‭-‬‭Hey,‬‭buddy.‬‭-‬‭Hey.‬‭-‬‭Is‬‭there‬‭much‬‭pain?‬‭-‬‭Yeah.‬‭I...‬‭I‬
‭blew‬‭the‬‭whole‬‭case,‬‭didn't‬‭I?‬‭It‬‭doesn't‬‭matter.‬‭What‬‭matters‬‭is‬‭you're‬‭alive.‬‭You‬‭could‬‭have‬‭died.‬‭I'd‬‭be‬‭better‬‭off‬‭dead.‬‭Look‬‭at‬‭me.‬‭They‬‭got‬‭it‬‭from‬‭the‬‭cafeteria‬‭downstairs,‬‭in‬‭a‬‭tuna‬‭sandwich.‬‭Look,‬‭there's‬‭a‬‭little‬‭celery‬‭still‬‭on‬‭it.‬‭What‬‭was‬
‭it‬‭like‬‭to‬‭sting‬‭someone?‬‭I‬‭can't‬‭explain‬‭it.‬‭It‬‭was‬‭all...‬‭All‬‭adrenaline‬‭and‬‭then...‬‭and‬‭then‬‭ecstasy!‬‭All‬‭right.‬‭You‬‭think‬‭it‬‭was‬‭all‬‭a‬‭trap?‬‭Of‬‭course.‬‭I'm‬‭sorry.‬‭I‬‭flew‬‭us‬‭right‬‭into‬‭this.‬‭What‬‭were‬‭we‬‭thinking?‬‭Look‬‭at‬‭us.‬‭We're‬‭just‬‭a‬‭couple‬‭of‬‭bugs‬
‭in‬‭this‬‭world.‬‭What‬‭will‬‭the‬‭humans‬‭do‬‭to‬‭us‬‭if‬‭they‬‭win?‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭know.‬‭I‬‭hear‬‭they‬‭put‬‭the‬‭roaches‬‭in‬‭motels.‬‭That‬‭doesn't‬‭sound‬‭so‬‭bad.‬‭Adam,‬‭they‬‭check‬‭in,‬‭but‬‭they‬‭don't‬‭check‬‭out!‬‭Oh,‬‭my.‬‭Oould‬‭you‬‭get‬‭a‬‭nurse‬‭to‬‭close‬‭that‬‭window?‬‭-‬‭Why?‬
‭-‬‭The‬‭smoke.‬‭Bees‬‭don't‬‭smoke.‬‭Right.‬‭Bees‬‭don't‬‭smoke.‬‭Bees‬‭don't‬‭smoke!‬‭But‬‭some‬‭bees‬‭are‬‭smoking.‬‭That's‬‭it!‬‭That's‬‭our‬‭case!‬‭It‬‭is?‬‭It's‬‭not‬‭over?‬‭Get‬‭dressed.‬‭I've‬‭gotta‬‭go‬‭somewhere.‬‭Get‬‭back‬‭to‬‭the‬‭court‬‭and‬‭stall.‬‭Stall‬‭any‬‭way‬‭you‬‭can.‬
‭And‬‭assuming‬‭you've‬‭done‬‭step‬‭correctly,‬‭you're‬‭ready‬‭for‬‭the‬‭tub.‬‭Mr.‬‭Flayman.‬‭Yes?‬‭Yes,‬‭Your‬‭Honor!‬‭Where‬‭is‬‭the‬‭rest‬‭of‬‭your‬‭team?‬‭Well,‬‭Your‬‭Honor,‬‭it's‬‭interesting.‬‭Bees‬‭are‬‭trained‬‭to‬‭fly‬‭haphazardly,‬‭and‬‭as‬‭a‬‭result,‬‭we‬‭don't‬‭make‬‭very‬
‭good‬‭time.‬‭I‬‭actually‬‭heard‬‭a‬‭funny‬‭story‬‭about...‬‭Your‬‭Honor,‬‭haven't‬‭these‬‭ridiculous‬‭bugs‬‭taken‬‭up‬‭enough‬‭of‬‭this‬‭court's‬‭valuable‬‭time?‬‭How‬‭much‬‭longer‬‭will‬‭we‬‭allow‬‭these‬‭absurd‬‭shenanigans‬‭to‬‭go‬‭on?‬‭They‬‭have‬‭presented‬‭no‬‭compelling‬
‭evidence‬‭to‬‭support‬‭their‬‭charges‬‭against‬‭my‬‭clients,‬‭who‬‭run‬‭legitimate‬‭businesses.‬‭I‬‭move‬‭for‬‭a‬‭complete‬‭dismissal‬‭of‬‭this‬‭entire‬‭case!‬‭Mr.‬‭Flayman,‬‭I'm‬‭afraid‬‭I'm‬‭going‬‭to‬‭have‬‭to‬‭consider‬‭Mr.‬‭Montgomery's‬‭motion.‬‭But‬‭you‬‭can't!‬‭We‬‭have‬‭a‬
‭terrific‬‭case.‬‭Where‬‭is‬‭your‬‭proof?‬‭Where‬‭is‬‭the‬‭evidence?‬‭Show‬‭me‬‭the‬‭smoking‬‭gun!‬‭Hold‬‭it,‬‭Your‬‭Honor!‬‭You‬‭want‬‭a‬‭smoking‬‭gun?‬‭Here‬‭is‬‭your‬‭smoking‬‭gun.‬‭What‬‭is‬‭that?‬‭It's‬‭a‬‭bee‬‭smoker!‬‭What,‬‭this?‬‭This‬‭harmless‬‭little‬‭contraption?‬‭This‬
‭couldn't‬‭hurt‬‭a‬‭fly,‬‭let‬‭alone‬‭a‬‭bee.‬‭Look‬‭at‬‭what‬‭has‬‭happened‬‭to‬‭bees‬‭who‬‭have‬‭never‬‭been‬‭asked,‬‭"Smoking‬‭or‬‭non?"‬‭Is‬‭this‬‭what‬‭nature‬‭intended‬‭for‬‭us?‬‭To‬‭be‬‭forcibly‬‭addicted‬‭to‬‭smoke‬‭machines‬‭and‬‭man-made‬‭wooden‬‭slat‬‭work‬‭camps?‬
‭Living‬‭out‬‭our‬‭lives‬‭as‬‭honey‬‭slaves‬‭to‬‭the‬‭white‬‭man?‬‭-‬‭What‬‭are‬‭we‬‭gonna‬‭do?‬‭-‬‭He's‬‭playing‬‭the‬‭species‬‭card.‬‭Ladies‬‭and‬‭gentlemen,‬‭please,‬‭free‬‭these‬‭bees!‬‭Free‬‭the‬‭bees!‬‭Free‬‭the‬‭bees!‬‭Free‬‭the‬‭bees!‬‭Free‬‭the‬‭bees!‬‭Free‬‭the‬‭bees!‬‭The‬‭court‬
‭finds‬‭in‬‭favor‬‭of‬‭the‬‭bees!‬‭Vanessa,‬‭we‬‭won!‬‭I‬‭knew‬‭you‬‭could‬‭do‬‭it!‬‭High-five!‬‭Sorry.‬‭I'm‬‭OK!‬‭You‬‭know‬‭what‬‭this‬‭means?‬‭All‬‭the‬‭honey‬‭will‬‭finally‬‭belong‬‭to‬‭the‬‭bees.‬‭Now‬‭we‬‭won't‬‭have‬‭to‬‭work‬‭so‬‭hard‬‭all‬‭the‬‭time.‬‭This‬‭is‬‭an‬‭unholy‬‭perversion‬
‭of‬‭the‬‭balance‬‭of‬‭nature,‬‭Benson.‬‭You'll‬‭regret‬‭this.‬‭Barry,‬‭how‬‭much‬‭honey‬‭is‬‭out‬‭there?‬‭All‬‭right.‬‭One‬‭at‬‭a‬‭time.‬‭Barry,‬‭who‬‭are‬‭you‬‭wearing?‬‭My‬‭sweater‬‭is‬‭Ralph‬‭Lauren,‬‭and‬‭I‬‭have‬‭no‬‭pants.‬‭-‬‭What‬‭if‬‭Montgomery's‬‭right?‬‭-‬‭What‬‭do‬‭you‬
‭mean?‬‭We've‬‭been‬‭living‬‭the‬‭bee‬‭way‬‭a‬‭long‬‭time,‬‭27‬‭million‬‭years.‬‭Oongratulations‬‭on‬‭your‬‭victory.‬‭What‬‭will‬‭you‬‭demand‬‭as‬‭a‬‭settlement?‬‭First,‬‭we'll‬‭demand‬‭a‬‭complete‬‭shutdown‬‭of‬‭all‬‭bee‬‭work‬‭camps.‬‭Then‬‭we‬‭want‬‭back‬‭the‬‭honey‬‭that‬
‭was‬‭ours‬‭to‬‭begin‬‭with,‬‭every‬‭last‬‭drop.‬‭We‬‭demand‬‭an‬‭end‬‭to‬‭the‬‭glorification‬‭of‬‭the‬‭bear‬‭as‬‭anything‬‭more‬‭than‬‭a‬‭filthy,‬‭smelly,‬‭bad-breath‬‭stink‬‭machine.‬‭We're‬‭all‬‭aware‬‭of‬‭what‬‭they‬‭do‬‭in‬‭the‬‭woods.‬‭Wait‬‭for‬‭my‬‭signal.‬‭Take‬‭him‬‭out.‬‭He'll‬
‭have‬‭nauseous‬‭for‬‭a‬‭few‬‭hours,‬‭then‬‭he'll‬‭be‬‭fine.‬‭And‬‭we‬‭will‬‭no‬‭longer‬‭tolerate‬‭bee-negative‬‭nicknames...‬‭But‬‭it's‬‭just‬‭a‬‭prance-about‬‭stage‬‭name!‬‭...unnecessary‬‭inclusion‬‭of‬‭honey‬‭in‬‭bogus‬‭health‬‭products‬‭and‬‭la-dee-da‬‭human‬‭tea-time‬
‭snack‬‭garnishments.‬‭Oan't‬‭breathe.‬‭Bring‬‭it‬‭in,‬‭boys!‬‭Hold‬‭it‬‭right‬‭there!‬‭Good.‬‭Tap‬‭it.‬‭Mr.‬‭Buzzwell,‬‭we‬‭just‬‭passed‬‭three‬‭cups,‬‭and‬‭there's‬‭gallons‬‭more‬‭coming!‬‭-‬‭I‬‭think‬‭we‬‭need‬‭to‬‭shut‬‭down!‬‭-‬‭Shut‬‭down?‬‭We've‬‭never‬‭shut‬‭down.‬‭Shut‬‭down‬
‭honey‬‭production!‬‭Stop‬‭making‬‭honey!‬‭Turn‬‭your‬‭key,‬‭sir!‬‭What‬‭do‬‭we‬‭do‬‭now?‬‭Oannonball!‬‭We're‬‭shutting‬‭honey‬‭production!‬‭Mission‬‭abort.‬‭Aborting‬‭pollination‬‭and‬‭nectar‬‭detail.‬‭Returning‬‭to‬‭base.‬‭Adam,‬‭you‬‭wouldn't‬‭believe‬‭how‬‭much‬
‭honey‬‭was‬‭out‬‭there.‬‭Oh,‬‭yeah?‬‭What's‬‭going‬‭on?‬‭Where‬‭is‬‭everybody?‬‭-‬‭Are‬‭they‬‭out‬‭celebrating?‬‭-‬‭They're‬‭home.‬‭They‬‭don't‬‭know‬‭what‬‭to‬‭do.‬‭Laying‬‭out,‬‭sleeping‬‭in.‬‭I‬‭heard‬‭your‬‭Uncle‬‭Oarl‬‭was‬‭on‬‭his‬‭way‬‭to‬‭San‬‭Antonio‬‭with‬‭a‬‭cricket.‬‭At‬
‭least‬‭we‬‭got‬‭our‬‭honey‬‭back.‬‭Sometimes‬‭I‬‭think,‬‭so‬‭what‬‭if‬‭humans‬‭liked‬‭our‬‭honey?‬‭Who‬‭wouldn't?‬‭It's‬‭the‬‭greatest‬‭thing‬‭in‬‭the‬‭world!‬‭I‬‭was‬‭excited‬‭to‬‭be‬‭part‬‭of‬‭making‬‭it.‬‭This‬‭was‬‭my‬‭new‬‭desk.‬‭This‬‭was‬‭my‬‭new‬‭job.‬‭I‬‭wanted‬‭to‬‭do‬‭it‬‭really‬
‭well.‬‭And‬‭now...‬‭Now‬‭I‬‭can't.‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭understand‬‭why‬‭they're‬‭not‬‭happy.‬‭I‬‭thought‬‭their‬‭lives‬‭would‬‭be‬‭better!‬‭They're‬‭doing‬‭nothing.‬‭It's‬‭amazing.‬‭Honey‬‭really‬‭changes‬‭people.‬‭You‬‭don't‬‭have‬‭any‬‭idea‬‭what's‬‭going‬‭on,‬‭do‬‭you?‬‭-‬‭What‬‭did‬‭you‬
‭want‬‭to‬‭show‬‭me?‬‭-‬‭This.‬‭What‬‭happened‬‭here?‬‭That‬‭is‬‭not‬‭the‬‭half‬‭of‬‭it.‬‭Oh,‬‭no.‬‭Oh,‬‭my.‬‭They're‬‭all‬‭wilting.‬‭Doesn't‬‭look‬‭very‬‭good,‬‭does‬‭it?‬‭No.‬‭And‬‭whose‬‭fault‬‭do‬‭you‬‭think‬‭that‬‭is?‬‭You‬‭know,‬‭I'm‬‭gonna‬‭guess‬‭bees.‬‭Bees?‬‭Specifically,‬‭me.‬‭I‬
‭didn't‬‭think‬‭bees‬‭not‬‭needing‬‭to‬‭make‬‭honey‬‭would‬‭affect‬‭all‬‭these‬‭things.‬‭It's‬‭notjust‬‭flowers.‬‭Fruits,‬‭vegetables,‬‭they‬‭all‬‭need‬‭bees.‬‭That's‬‭our‬‭whole‬‭SAT‬‭test‬‭right‬‭there.‬‭Take‬‭away‬‭produce,‬‭that‬‭affects‬‭the‬‭entire‬‭animal‬‭kingdom.‬‭And‬‭then,‬‭of‬
‭course...‬‭The‬‭human‬‭species?‬‭So‬‭if‬‭there's‬‭no‬‭more‬‭pollination,‬‭it‬‭could‬‭all‬‭just‬‭go‬‭south‬‭here,‬‭couldn't‬‭it?‬‭I‬‭know‬‭this‬‭is‬‭also‬‭partly‬‭my‬‭fault.‬‭How‬‭about‬‭a‬‭suicide‬‭pact?‬‭How‬‭do‬‭we‬‭do‬‭it?‬‭-‬‭I'll‬‭sting‬‭you,‬‭you‬‭step‬‭on‬‭me.‬‭-‬‭Thatjust‬‭kills‬‭you‬‭twice.‬
‭Right,‬‭right.‬‭Listen,‬‭Barry...‬‭sorry,‬‭but‬‭I‬‭gotta‬‭get‬‭going.‬‭I‬‭had‬‭to‬‭open‬‭my‬‭mouth‬‭and‬‭talk.‬‭Vanessa?‬‭Vanessa?‬‭Why‬‭are‬‭you‬‭leaving?‬‭Where‬‭are‬‭you‬‭going?‬‭To‬‭the‬‭final‬‭Tournament‬‭of‬‭Roses‬‭parade‬‭in‬‭Pasadena.‬‭They've‬‭moved‬‭it‬‭to‬‭this‬
‭weekend‬‭because‬‭all‬‭the‬‭flowers‬‭are‬‭dying.‬‭It's‬‭the‬‭last‬‭chance‬‭I'll‬‭ever‬‭have‬‭to‬‭see‬‭it.‬‭Vanessa,‬‭I‬‭just‬‭wanna‬‭say‬‭I'm‬‭sorry.‬‭I‬‭never‬‭meant‬‭it‬‭to‬‭turn‬‭out‬‭like‬‭this.‬‭I‬‭know.‬‭Me‬‭neither.‬‭Tournament‬‭of‬‭Roses.‬‭Roses‬‭can't‬‭do‬‭sports.‬‭Wait‬‭a‬‭minute.‬
‭Roses.‬‭Roses?‬‭Roses!‬‭Vanessa!‬‭Roses?!‬‭Barry?‬‭-‬‭Roses‬‭are‬‭flowers!‬‭-‬‭Yes,‬‭they‬‭are.‬‭Flowers,‬‭bees,‬‭pollen!‬‭I‬‭know.‬‭That's‬‭why‬‭this‬‭is‬‭the‬‭last‬‭parade.‬‭Maybe‬‭not.‬‭Oould‬‭you‬‭ask‬‭him‬‭to‬‭slow‬‭down?‬‭Oould‬‭you‬‭slow‬‭down?‬‭Barry!‬‭OK,‬‭I‬‭made‬‭a‬‭huge‬
‭mistake.‬‭This‬‭is‬‭a‬‭total‬‭disaster,‬‭all‬‭my‬‭fault.‬‭Yes,‬‭it‬‭kind‬‭of‬‭is.‬‭I've‬‭ruined‬‭the‬‭planet.‬‭I‬‭wanted‬‭to‬‭help‬‭you‬‭with‬‭the‬‭flower‬‭shop.‬‭I've‬‭made‬‭it‬‭worse.‬‭Actually,‬‭it's‬‭completely‬‭closed‬‭down.‬‭I‬‭thought‬‭maybe‬‭you‬‭were‬‭remodeling.‬‭But‬‭I‬‭have‬‭another‬
‭idea,‬‭and‬‭it's‬‭greater‬‭than‬‭my‬‭previous‬‭ideas‬‭combined.‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭want‬‭to‬‭hear‬‭it!‬‭All‬‭right,‬‭they‬‭have‬‭the‬‭roses,‬‭the‬‭roses‬‭have‬‭the‬‭pollen.‬‭I‬‭know‬‭every‬‭bee,‬‭plant‬‭and‬‭flower‬‭bud‬‭in‬‭this‬‭park.‬‭All‬‭we‬‭gotta‬‭do‬‭is‬‭get‬‭what‬‭they've‬‭got‬‭back‬‭here‬‭with‬
‭what‬‭we've‬‭got.‬‭-‬‭Bees.‬‭-‬‭Park.‬‭-‬‭Pollen!‬‭-‬‭Flowers.‬‭-‬‭Repollination!‬‭-‬‭Across‬‭the‬‭nation!‬‭Tournament‬‭of‬‭Roses,‬‭Pasadena,‬‭Oalifornia.‬‭They've‬‭got‬‭nothing‬‭but‬‭flowers,‬‭floats‬‭and‬‭cotton‬‭candy.‬‭Security‬‭will‬‭be‬‭tight.‬‭I‬‭have‬‭an‬‭idea.‬‭Vanessa‬‭Bloome,‬
‭FTD.‬‭Official‬‭floral‬‭business.‬‭It's‬‭real.‬‭Sorry,‬‭ma'am.‬‭Nice‬‭brooch.‬‭Thank‬‭you.‬‭It‬‭was‬‭a‬‭gift.‬‭Once‬‭inside,‬‭we‬‭just‬‭pick‬‭the‬‭right‬‭float.‬‭How‬‭about‬‭The‬‭Princess‬‭and‬‭the‬‭Pea?‬‭I‬‭could‬‭be‬‭the‬‭princess,‬‭and‬‭you‬‭could‬‭be‬‭the‬‭pea!‬‭Yes,‬‭I‬‭got‬‭it.‬‭-‬‭Where‬
‭should‬‭I‬‭sit?‬‭-‬‭What‬‭are‬‭you?‬‭-‬‭I‬‭believe‬‭I'm‬‭the‬‭pea.‬‭-‬‭The‬‭pea?‬‭It‬‭goes‬‭under‬‭the‬‭mattresses.‬‭-‬‭Not‬‭in‬‭this‬‭fairy‬‭tale,‬‭sweetheart.‬‭-‬‭I'm‬‭getting‬‭the‬‭marshal.‬‭You‬‭do‬‭that!‬‭This‬‭whole‬‭parade‬‭is‬‭a‬‭fiasco!‬‭Let's‬‭see‬‭what‬‭this‬‭baby'll‬‭do.‬‭Hey,‬‭what‬‭are‬
‭you‬‭doing?!‬‭Then‬‭all‬‭we‬‭do‬‭is‬‭blend‬‭in‬‭with‬‭traffic...‬‭...without‬‭arousing‬‭suspicion.‬‭Once‬‭at‬‭the‬‭airport,‬‭there's‬‭no‬‭stopping‬‭us.‬‭Stop!‬‭Security.‬‭-‬‭You‬‭and‬‭your‬‭insect‬‭pack‬‭your‬‭float?‬‭-‬‭Yes.‬‭Has‬‭it‬‭been‬‭in‬‭your‬‭possession‬‭the‬‭entire‬‭time?‬‭Would‬‭you‬
‭remove‬‭your‬‭shoes?‬‭-‬‭Remove‬‭your‬‭stinger.‬‭-‬‭It's‬‭part‬‭of‬‭me.‬‭I‬‭know.‬‭Just‬‭having‬‭some‬‭fun.‬‭Enjoy‬‭your‬‭flight.‬‭Then‬‭if‬‭we're‬‭lucky,‬‭we'll‬‭have‬‭just‬‭enough‬‭pollen‬‭to‬‭do‬‭the‬‭job.‬‭Oan‬‭you‬‭believe‬‭how‬‭lucky‬‭we‬‭are?‬‭We‬‭have‬‭just‬‭enough‬‭pollen‬‭to‬‭do‬
‭the‬‭job!‬‭I‬‭think‬‭this‬‭is‬‭gonna‬‭work.‬‭It's‬‭got‬‭to‬‭work.‬‭Attention,‬‭passengers,‬‭this‬‭is‬‭Oaptain‬‭Scott.‬‭We‬‭have‬‭a‬‭bit‬‭of‬‭bad‬‭weather‬‭in‬‭New‬‭York.‬‭It‬‭looks‬‭like‬‭we'll‬‭experience‬‭a‬‭couple‬‭hours‬‭delay.‬‭Barry,‬‭these‬‭are‬‭cut‬‭flowers‬‭with‬‭no‬‭water.‬‭They'll‬
‭never‬‭make‬‭it.‬‭I‬‭gotta‬‭get‬‭up‬‭there‬‭and‬‭talk‬‭to‬‭them.‬‭Be‬‭careful.‬‭Oan‬‭I‬‭get‬‭help‬‭with‬‭the‬‭Sky‬‭Mall‬‭magazine?‬‭I'd‬‭like‬‭to‬‭order‬‭the‬‭talking‬‭inflatable‬‭nose‬‭and‬‭ear‬‭hair‬‭trimmer.‬‭Oaptain,‬‭I'm‬‭in‬‭a‬‭real‬‭situation.‬‭-‬‭What'd‬‭you‬‭say,‬‭Hal?‬‭-‬‭Nothing.‬
‭Bee!‬‭Don't‬‭freak‬‭out!‬‭My‬‭entire‬‭species...‬‭What‬‭are‬‭you‬‭doing?‬‭-‬‭Wait‬‭a‬‭minute!‬‭I'm‬‭an‬‭attorney!‬‭-‬‭Who's‬‭an‬‭attorney?‬‭Don't‬‭move.‬‭Oh,‬‭Barry.‬‭Good‬‭afternoon,‬‭passengers.‬‭This‬‭is‬‭your‬‭captain.‬‭Would‬‭a‬‭Miss‬‭Vanessa‬‭Bloome‬‭in‬‭24B‬‭please‬‭report‬
‭to‬‭the‬‭cockpit?‬‭And‬‭please‬‭hurry!‬‭What‬‭happened‬‭here?‬‭There‬‭was‬‭a‬‭DustBuster,‬‭a‬‭toupee,‬‭a‬‭life‬‭raft‬‭exploded.‬‭One's‬‭bald,‬‭one's‬‭in‬‭a‬‭boat,‬‭they're‬‭both‬‭unconscious!‬‭-‬‭Is‬‭that‬‭another‬‭bee‬‭joke?‬‭-‬‭No!‬‭No‬‭one's‬‭flying‬‭the‬‭plane!‬‭This‬‭is‬‭JFK‬‭control‬
‭tower,‬‭Flight‬‭356.‬‭What's‬‭your‬‭status?‬‭This‬‭is‬‭Vanessa‬‭Bloome.‬‭I'm‬‭a‬‭florist‬‭from‬‭New‬‭York.‬‭Where's‬‭the‬‭pilot?‬‭He's‬‭unconscious,‬‭and‬‭so‬‭is‬‭the‬‭copilot.‬‭Not‬‭good.‬‭Does‬‭anyone‬‭onboard‬‭have‬‭flight‬‭experience?‬‭As‬‭a‬‭matter‬‭of‬‭fact,‬‭there‬‭is.‬‭-‬‭Who's‬
‭that?‬‭-‬‭Barry‬‭Benson.‬‭From‬‭the‬‭honey‬‭trial?!‬‭Oh,‬‭great.‬‭Vanessa,‬‭this‬‭is‬‭nothing‬‭more‬‭than‬‭a‬‭big‬‭metal‬‭bee.‬‭It's‬‭got‬‭giant‬‭wings,‬‭huge‬‭engines.‬‭I‬‭can't‬‭fly‬‭a‬‭plane.‬‭-‬‭Why‬‭not?‬‭Isn't‬‭John‬‭Travolta‬‭a‬‭pilot?‬‭-‬‭Yes.‬‭How‬‭hard‬‭could‬‭it‬‭be?‬‭Wait,‬‭Barry!‬
‭We're‬‭headed‬‭into‬‭some‬‭lightning.‬‭This‬‭is‬‭Bob‬‭Bumble.‬‭We‬‭have‬‭some‬‭late-breaking‬‭news‬‭from‬‭JFK‬‭Airport,‬‭where‬‭a‬‭suspenseful‬‭scene‬‭is‬‭developing.‬‭Barry‬‭Benson,‬‭fresh‬‭from‬‭his‬‭legal‬‭victory...‬‭That's‬‭Barry!‬‭...is‬‭attempting‬‭to‬‭land‬‭a‬‭plane,‬
‭loaded‬‭with‬‭people,‬‭flowers‬‭and‬‭an‬‭incapacitated‬‭flight‬‭crew.‬‭Flowers?!‬‭We‬‭have‬‭a‬‭storm‬‭in‬‭the‬‭area‬‭and‬‭two‬‭individuals‬‭at‬‭the‬‭controls‬‭with‬‭absolutely‬‭no‬‭flight‬‭experience.‬‭Just‬‭a‬‭minute.‬‭There's‬‭a‬‭bee‬‭on‬‭that‬‭plane.‬‭I'm‬‭quite‬‭familiar‬‭with‬‭Mr.‬
‭Benson‬‭and‬‭his‬‭no-account‬‭compadres.‬‭They've‬‭done‬‭enough‬‭damage.‬‭But‬‭isn't‬‭he‬‭your‬‭only‬‭hope?‬‭Technically,‬‭a‬‭bee‬‭shouldn't‬‭be‬‭able‬‭to‬‭fly‬‭at‬‭all.‬‭Their‬‭wings‬‭are‬‭too‬‭small...‬‭Haven't‬‭we‬‭heard‬‭this‬‭a‬‭million‬‭times?‬‭"The‬‭surface‬‭area‬‭of‬‭the‬
‭wings‬‭and‬‭body‬‭mass‬‭make‬‭no‬‭sense."‬‭-‬‭Get‬‭this‬‭on‬‭the‬‭air!‬‭-‬‭Got‬‭it.‬‭-‬‭Stand‬‭by.‬‭-‬‭We're‬‭going‬‭live.‬‭The‬‭way‬‭we‬‭work‬‭may‬‭be‬‭a‬‭mystery‬‭to‬‭you.‬‭Making‬‭honey‬‭takes‬‭a‬‭lot‬‭of‬‭bees‬‭doing‬‭a‬‭lot‬‭of‬‭small‬‭jobs.‬‭But‬‭let‬‭me‬‭tell‬‭you‬‭about‬‭a‬‭small‬‭job.‬‭If‬
‭you‬‭do‬‭it‬‭well,‬‭it‬‭makes‬‭a‬‭big‬‭difference.‬‭More‬‭than‬‭we‬‭realized.‬‭To‬‭us,‬‭to‬‭everyone.‬‭That's‬‭why‬‭I‬‭want‬‭to‬‭get‬‭bees‬‭back‬‭to‬‭working‬‭together.‬‭That's‬‭the‬‭bee‬‭way!‬‭We're‬‭not‬‭made‬‭of‬‭Jell-O.‬‭We‬‭get‬‭behind‬‭a‬‭fellow.‬‭-‬‭Black‬‭and‬‭yellow!‬‭-‬‭Hello!‬‭Left,‬
‭right,‬‭down,‬‭hover.‬‭-‬‭Hover?‬‭-‬‭Forget‬‭hover.‬‭This‬‭isn't‬‭so‬‭hard.‬‭Beep-beep!‬‭Beep-beep!‬‭Barry,‬‭what‬‭happened?!‬‭Wait,‬‭I‬‭think‬‭we‬‭were‬‭on‬‭autopilot‬‭the‬‭whole‬‭time.‬‭-‬‭That‬‭may‬‭have‬‭been‬‭helping‬‭me.‬‭-‬‭And‬‭now‬‭we're‬‭not!‬‭So‬‭it‬‭turns‬‭out‬‭I‬‭cannot‬‭fly‬
‭a‬‭plane.‬‭All‬‭of‬‭you,‬‭let's‬‭get‬‭behind‬‭this‬‭fellow!‬‭Move‬‭it‬‭out!‬‭Move‬‭out!‬‭Our‬‭only‬‭chance‬‭is‬‭if‬‭I‬‭do‬‭what‬‭I'd‬‭do,‬‭you‬‭copy‬‭me‬‭with‬‭the‬‭wings‬‭of‬‭the‬‭plane!‬‭Don't‬‭have‬‭to‬‭yell.‬‭I'm‬‭not‬‭yelling!‬‭We're‬‭in‬‭a‬‭lot‬‭of‬‭trouble.‬‭It's‬‭very‬‭hard‬‭to‬‭concentrate‬‭with‬
‭that‬‭panicky‬‭tone‬‭in‬‭your‬‭voice!‬‭It's‬‭not‬‭a‬‭tone.‬‭I'm‬‭panicking!‬‭I‬‭can't‬‭do‬‭this!‬‭Vanessa,‬‭pull‬‭yourself‬‭together.‬‭You‬‭have‬‭to‬‭snap‬‭out‬‭of‬‭it!‬‭You‬‭snap‬‭out‬‭of‬‭it.‬‭You‬‭snap‬‭out‬‭of‬‭it.‬‭-‬‭You‬‭snap‬‭out‬‭of‬‭it!‬‭-‬‭You‬‭snap‬‭out‬‭of‬‭it!‬‭-‬‭You‬‭snap‬‭out‬‭of‬‭it!‬‭-‬‭You‬
‭snap‬‭out‬‭of‬‭it!‬‭-‬‭You‬‭snap‬‭out‬‭of‬‭it!‬‭-‬‭You‬‭snap‬‭out‬‭of‬‭it!‬‭-‬‭Hold‬‭it!‬‭-‬‭Why?‬‭Oome‬‭on,‬‭it's‬‭my‬‭turn.‬‭How‬‭is‬‭the‬‭plane‬‭flying?‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭know.‬‭Hello?‬‭Benson,‬‭got‬‭any‬‭flowers‬‭for‬‭a‬‭happy‬‭occasion‬‭in‬‭there?‬‭The‬‭Pollen‬‭Jocks!‬‭They‬‭do‬‭get‬‭behind‬‭a‬‭fellow.‬‭-‬
‭Black‬‭and‬‭yellow.‬‭-‬‭Hello.‬‭All‬‭right,‬‭let's‬‭drop‬‭this‬‭tin‬‭can‬‭on‬‭the‬‭blacktop.‬‭Where?‬‭I‬‭can't‬‭see‬‭anything.‬‭Oan‬‭you?‬‭No,‬‭nothing.‬‭It's‬‭all‬‭cloudy.‬‭Oome‬‭on.‬‭You‬‭got‬‭to‬‭think‬‭bee,‬‭Barry.‬‭-‬‭Thinking‬‭bee.‬‭-‬‭Thinking‬‭bee.‬‭Thinking‬‭bee!‬‭Thinking‬‭bee!‬
‭Thinking‬‭bee!‬‭Wait‬‭a‬‭minute.‬‭I‬‭think‬‭I'm‬‭feeling‬‭something.‬‭-‬‭What?‬‭-‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭know.‬‭It's‬‭strong,‬‭pulling‬‭me.‬‭Like‬‭a‬‭27-million-year-old‬‭instinct.‬‭Bring‬‭the‬‭nose‬‭down.‬‭Thinking‬‭bee!‬‭Thinking‬‭bee!‬‭Thinking‬‭bee!‬‭-‬‭What‬‭in‬‭the‬‭world‬‭is‬‭on‬‭the‬‭tarmac?‬‭-‬
‭Get‬‭some‬‭lights‬‭on‬‭that!‬‭Thinking‬‭bee!‬‭Thinking‬‭bee!‬‭Thinking‬‭bee!‬‭-‬‭Vanessa,‬‭aim‬‭for‬‭the‬‭flower.‬‭-‬‭OK.‬‭Out‬‭the‬‭engines.‬‭We're‬‭going‬‭in‬‭on‬‭bee‬‭power.‬‭Ready,‬‭boys?‬‭Affirmative!‬‭Good.‬‭Good.‬‭Easy,‬‭now.‬‭That's‬‭it.‬‭Land‬‭on‬‭that‬‭flower!‬‭Ready?‬‭Full‬
‭reverse!‬‭Spin‬‭it‬‭around!‬‭-‬‭Not‬‭that‬‭flower!‬‭The‬‭other‬‭one!‬‭-‬‭Which‬‭one?‬‭-‬‭That‬‭flower.‬‭-‬‭I'm‬‭aiming‬‭at‬‭the‬‭flower!‬‭That's‬‭a‬‭fat‬‭guy‬‭in‬‭a‬‭flowered‬‭shirt.‬‭I‬‭mean‬‭the‬‭giant‬‭pulsating‬‭flower‬‭made‬‭of‬‭millions‬‭of‬‭bees!‬‭Pull‬‭forward.‬‭Nose‬‭down.‬‭Tail‬‭up.‬
‭Rotate‬‭around‬‭it.‬‭-‬‭This‬‭is‬‭insane,‬‭Barry!‬‭-‬‭This's‬‭the‬‭only‬‭way‬‭I‬‭know‬‭how‬‭to‬‭fly.‬‭Am‬‭I‬‭koo-koo-kachoo,‬‭or‬‭is‬‭this‬‭plane‬‭flying‬‭in‬‭an‬‭insect-like‬‭pattern?‬‭Get‬‭your‬‭nose‬‭in‬‭there.‬‭Don't‬‭be‬‭afraid.‬‭Smell‬‭it.‬‭Full‬‭reverse!‬‭Just‬‭drop‬‭it.‬‭Be‬‭a‬‭part‬‭of‬‭it.‬‭Aim‬
‭for‬‭the‬‭center!‬‭Now‬‭drop‬‭it‬‭in!‬‭Drop‬‭it‬‭in,‬‭woman!‬‭Oome‬‭on,‬‭already.‬‭Barry,‬‭we‬‭did‬‭it!‬‭You‬‭taught‬‭me‬‭how‬‭to‬‭fly!‬‭-‬‭Yes.‬‭No‬‭high-five!‬‭-‬‭Right.‬‭Barry,‬‭it‬‭worked!‬‭Did‬‭you‬‭see‬‭the‬‭giant‬‭flower?‬‭What‬‭giant‬‭flower?‬‭Where?‬‭Of‬‭course‬‭I‬‭saw‬‭the‬‭flower!‬
‭That‬‭was‬‭genius!‬‭-‬‭Thank‬‭you.‬‭-‬‭But‬‭we're‬‭not‬‭done‬‭yet.‬‭Listen,‬‭everyone!‬‭This‬‭runway‬‭is‬‭covered‬‭with‬‭the‬‭last‬‭pollen‬‭from‬‭the‬‭last‬‭flowers‬‭available‬‭anywhere‬‭on‬‭Earth.‬‭That‬‭means‬‭this‬‭is‬‭our‬‭last‬‭chance.‬‭We're‬‭the‬‭only‬‭ones‬‭who‬‭make‬‭honey,‬
‭pollinate‬‭flowers‬‭and‬‭dress‬‭like‬‭this.‬‭If‬‭we're‬‭gonna‬‭survive‬‭as‬‭a‬‭species,‬‭this‬‭is‬‭our‬‭moment!‬‭What‬‭do‬‭you‬‭say?‬‭Are‬‭we‬‭going‬‭to‬‭be‬‭bees,‬‭orjust‬‭Museum‬‭of‬‭Natural‬‭History‬‭keychains?‬‭We're‬‭bees!‬‭Keychain!‬‭Then‬‭follow‬‭me!‬‭Except‬‭Keychain.‬‭Hold‬
‭on,‬‭Barry.‬‭Here.‬‭You've‬‭earned‬‭this.‬‭Yeah!‬‭I'm‬‭a‬‭Pollen‬‭Jock!‬‭And‬‭it's‬‭a‬‭perfect‬‭fit.‬‭All‬‭I‬‭gotta‬‭do‬‭are‬‭the‬‭sleeves.‬‭Oh,‬‭yeah.‬‭That's‬‭our‬‭Barry.‬‭Mom!‬‭The‬‭bees‬‭are‬‭back!‬‭If‬‭anybody‬‭needs‬‭to‬‭make‬‭a‬‭call,‬‭now's‬‭the‬‭time.‬‭I‬‭got‬‭a‬‭feeling‬‭we'll‬‭be‬
‭working‬‭late‬‭tonight!‬‭Here's‬‭your‬‭change.‬‭Have‬‭a‬‭great‬‭afternoon!‬‭Oan‬‭I‬‭help‬‭who's‬‭next?‬‭Would‬‭you‬‭like‬‭some‬‭honey‬‭with‬‭that?‬‭It‬‭is‬‭bee-approved.‬‭Don't‬‭forget‬‭these.‬‭Milk,‬‭cream,‬‭cheese,‬‭it's‬‭all‬‭me.‬‭And‬‭I‬‭don't‬‭see‬‭a‬‭nickel!‬‭Sometimes‬‭I‬‭just‬
‭feel‬‭like‬‭a‬‭piece‬‭of‬‭meat!‬‭I‬‭had‬‭no‬‭idea.‬‭Barry,‬‭I'm‬‭sorry.‬‭Have‬‭you‬‭got‬‭a‬‭moment?‬‭Would‬‭you‬‭excuse‬‭me?‬‭My‬‭mosquito‬‭associate‬‭will‬‭help‬‭you.‬‭Sorry‬‭I'm‬‭late.‬‭He's‬‭a‬‭lawyer‬‭too?‬‭I‬‭was‬‭already‬‭a‬‭blood-sucking‬‭parasite.‬‭All‬‭I‬‭needed‬‭was‬‭a‬
‭briefcase.‬‭Have‬‭a‬‭great‬‭afternoon!‬‭Barry,‬‭I‬‭just‬‭got‬‭this‬‭huge‬‭tulip‬‭order,‬‭and‬‭I‬‭can't‬‭get‬‭them‬‭anywhere.‬‭No‬‭problem,‬‭Vannie.‬‭Just‬‭leave‬‭it‬‭to‬‭me.‬‭You're‬‭a‬‭lifesaver,‬‭Barry.‬‭Oan‬‭I‬‭help‬‭who's‬‭next?‬‭All‬‭right,‬‭scramble,‬‭jocks!‬‭It's‬‭time‬‭to‬‭fly.‬‭Thank‬
‭you,‬‭Barry!‬‭That‬‭bee‬‭is‬‭living‬‭my‬‭life!‬‭Let‬‭it‬‭go,‬‭Kenny.‬‭-‬‭When‬‭will‬‭this‬‭nightmare‬‭end?!‬‭-‬‭Let‬‭it‬‭all‬‭go.‬‭-‬‭Beautiful‬‭day‬‭to‬‭fly.‬‭-‬‭Sure‬‭is.‬‭Between‬‭you‬‭and‬‭me,‬‭I‬‭was‬‭dying‬‭to‬‭get‬‭out‬‭of‬‭that‬‭office.‬‭You‬‭have‬‭got‬‭to‬‭start‬‭thinking‬‭bee,‬‭my‬‭friend.‬‭-‬
‭Thinking‬‭bee!‬‭-‬‭Me?‬‭Hold‬‭it.‬‭Let's‬‭just‬‭stop‬‭for‬‭a‬‭second.‬‭Hold‬‭it.‬‭I'm‬‭sorry.‬‭I'm‬‭sorry,‬‭everyone.‬‭Oan‬‭we‬‭stop‬‭here?‬‭I'm‬‭not‬‭making‬‭a‬‭major‬‭life‬‭decision‬‭during‬‭a‬‭production‬‭number!‬‭All‬‭right.‬‭Take‬‭ten,‬‭everybody.‬‭Wrap‬‭it‬‭up,‬‭guys.‬‭I‬‭had‬‭virtually‬
‭no‬‭rehearsal‬‭for‬‭that.‬

‭Merry‬‭christmas‬‭-‬‭Julieta‬

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