Oh, maybe I should be a little bit more like you when it comes to parenting, huh?
Watch out for bridges and hop-ons.
Not her real nose. Got a picture of her when she was 14 in a swimming cap.
You know, Mom, I’m crazy about this aspirin.
Oscar, please. You can’t go. You got to stay, okay?
It all makes sense now.
George Michael: I have Pop Pop in the attic.
I don't think us sleeping together is working out.
You stay on top of her, buddy.
Lucille: You tricked me.
Now, do you want to steer?
Lucille: Look what they've done, Michael! Look what the homosexuals have done to me!
Gob: You know, I sorta thought my contribution... could be a magic show!
George Michael: Are those strippers?
George, Sr.: You know what's risky? Lettin' your son go on that church thing.
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