Society

THE minimum age to become a train driver is being lowered to 18, but can lazy, vape-addicted, teenage masturbators be trusted with the responsibility? Obviously not. Here’s why.

THE centrepiece of the Royal Air Force's VE Day anniversary celebrations did not even participate in World War Two, it has emerged.

MOURNERS are rightly ripping into the music a deceased man requested for his funeral.

THE sight of horribly out of shape men walking around topless is massively boosting everyone's self-esteem, it has emerged.

BRUTAL nautical punishments would be a more fitting penalty for headphone dodgers than a £1,000 fine, commuters agree.

A CYCLIST is gratified that the severe danger he poses to innocent pedestrians is finally being recognised in law.

IS your child so much more special than the others they need extra time to do their exams? Could there be any doubt? Give yourself as long as you need for these questions.

THE world is mourning Pope Francis, but how does he stand up against your own top ten pontiffs? We check the rankings.

YESTERDAY’S Supreme Court decision means nothing to me. I still have no idea what characteristics could possibly constitute a woman, and I’m proud of it.