We've had it up to here with men who whine that women won't date them because they're "too nice". Being nice isn't their problem; whining about it is. And all too often the pathetic, needy and insecure guys group all those traits under the heading "nice" so they can blame their extended dry spell on chicks who dig men behaving badly.

You don't have to buy into Valentine's day.

You never cheat on your best friend.

What they don't know won't hurt them.