Links

allpiesforourown - my ao3

@was-house-fruity - my house md sideblog

@lonesplashy / @hospitalyuris - my beta reader slug, prime victim of my brain rot

nsfw tag: 🔞 (filter it out if you don't want to see horny posting or if you're a minor)

svsss canon log - a doc I made to remember lore and when it's mentioned. very unpolished

mxtx tracker spreadsheet - a silly spreadsheet to compare the main couples

I'll add more links if asked, feel free to request

Introductory post for each AU below:

Goodnight I wanayt yuan yuan

Bingge voice I fucked a woman for 3 hours and couldn't finish so while she was sleeping I left bed to walk off my frustration and found the palace library's assistant in the garden and he said I looked unwell and held my hand and closed his eyes and chanted a spell to make me feel better and when he opened his eyes again he smiled and asked if it worked and said a big strong man like me needs to be properly rested and I came in my pants. What does that mean

as someone who's freakishly horny on main 24/7 I'm gonna be honest some of yall need to stop calling people puritans for having extremely reasonable and normal boundaries

Ten minutes into the game and people are already telling Cloud his waist is too grabbable jesus christ

CLOUD STOP ARCHING YOUR BACK AND GET UP YOURE EMBARRASSING US BOTH IN FRONT OF SEPHIROTH

No because then he wouldn't love me, he'd be loving the person I'm pretending to be, which would be miserable for us both and I'd never make shizun miserable

Still crazy that Bingmei has committed less murders on screen than Shen Yuan . Like the most physically harmful thing he's done to a person in the story is delimbing Old Palace Master but leaving him alive as far as I can remember + he caught the sowers alive and caged them. Meanwhile Shen Yuan is like just killed Die-er but I have a job so I'm not gonna think about that rn

She is so fucking funny