WHA.

wha.

im not a rattle snake but when im alone with my snake i will rattle it

Shanghai

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair

Another truth of this website that people will refuse to think about is that expressing earnest desire towards transfems bodies and talking about womens dicks and she/her cock makes 15x better cishet man repellent than all “THIS POST IS ABOUT LESBIAN SEX” banners and their several line DNIs combined. Im not saying you’ll never get dmed by some dumbass ever again but the fear of effeminzing themselves by proxy through self inserting genuinely works way better than you may imagine. I don’t expect this to catch on due to everyone’s transmisogyny and insecurity but it’s hilariously true nonetheless

I'm signing up for a new doctor's office and they asked in the list of medical history if I have ever had "breast issues" or "hormone issues"

like I know what they mean, but as a transfem I so want to answer "yes" to both.

BREAST ISSUE: chronic lack of breasts. somewhat rectified in recent years

HORMONE ISSUES: yeah my body keeps making the wrong one and I have to take store-bought estrogen to compensate.

prostate problems? no, I have prostate solutions.

conservatives have fully lost the plot its actually extremely normal for little kids to pretend to be animals. it's a pretty essential part of their mental development and helps them practice creative skills actually. if a kid comes up to you and says "I'm a kitty cat" you don't need to reality check them. it's fine actually. the correct response is to say "are you? have you caught any mice today? what kind of kitty cat? do you have orange stripes? should we have tuna salad for lunch?"

I mean it's entirely possible that they'll take one bite of your tuna salad and say "hmm. I don't want to be a cat anymore i think"

the cozy hopepunk cottagecore reputation people have given ghibli is insane. every ghibli movie is about some combination of: 1) the (often violent) loss of innocence, 2) world war II, 3) the screaming, bloody, inevitable death of the natural world, and 4) airplane

Peace love and friendship on planet earth

I'm almost out of drawing mana for today, better use it wisely

found this in a thrift store and was legally and spiritually obligated to bring it home with me, I have no regrets

I. Hm. I have one regret

the main character of one of these stories is just straight up hillary clinton.

one of my favorite images in the world ive saved it across 2 phones

Paused King of the Hill on an interesting frame

getting unzipped has to feel so good for the compressed file

Like taking a bra off

Bro is tired