Most of these are sorta perverted so yeah....
That's what she said!
That's not what your mama said last night!
Yo face!
In yo face!
You know who else_______________? My mom! Ooooooooo! (Fill in blank)
BURN!
You need some ointment for that burn?
Look who's talking!
I'm gonna smack you so hard your grandchildren are gonna feel it!
I know you are but what am I? (It's childish, but it works)
I know I am but what are you? (Reverse psycology. It works trust me)
WHAT NOW SON!!!
Suck on that!!
How about them apples!!
Bitch please!
Yeah buddy!!
No, just no, no.
Keep talking. Maybe one day you'll say something smart.
SUCK IT!! (Probably my favorite comeback right there)
If I come up with more, i'll just write another chapter
