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The 1L

IBA official cocktail
Type	Cocktail
Served	in whatever glass is most narrowly tailored
Standard garnish	thinking procedurally
Standard drinkware	Cocktail glass
IBA specified ingredients†	20ml (2 parts) Frank's tequila 2 parts Ajay's Scotch 1 part Foster's wine 1 part Tolan's Peeper 0 parts Schindler's soda water with lime
Preparation	Shake together in a mixer. Serve ~10 hours before CivPro II.
Notes	MLA4EVER

The 1L is an IBA official cocktail made with whatever fucking liquor is available. It is classed as a "before class" drink.

History

This is the unofficial cocktail of the University of Maine School of Law ( the official cocktail is "whatever is on special at Bull Feeny's").

Serving Suggestions

Every time you can't remember that O retains a reversion... take a sip.

Every time you pooch a cold call... take a drink.

Every time you giggle at "ends test" or "two-prong test"... take two drinks.

Every time you're in LegAdmin and you are woken up only by the sound of your own snoring... chug a lug.

Every time you can't remember that law is a lawyer driven process... it's probably time you stop drinking.