Best of Autocomplete: The Cast of Black Panther, Stranger Things and More Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions

[Ryan] Can Jake Gyllenhaal kiss?

(both laugh)

Dude I'm not Andrew Garfield.

Sorry.

And by the way,

Is Jake Gyllenhaal Andrew Garfield?

The answer to that is no.

(funky music)

I'm Steve Carell.

And I'm Kristen Wiig.

My name is Michael B. Jordan.

If you don't know who I am,

you're at the wrong (beep)ing place.

Today we're doing the Wired-

Complete Interview?

Autocomplete.

We are here to do the Wired Autocomplete Interview.

Yes we are.

(funky music)

(hysterical laughter)

Fan the boy.

Yes, I'm pregnant.

Is that even possible?

[Gaten] No!

This is the best question I've ever been asked

in my life.

Okay.

(together) Who the is Kristen Wiig's shirt?

Have you ever been asked-

John.

That's who.

Wait, I'm gonna be a reporter on the red carpet.

Who the is Kristen Wiig's shirt?

Shirt wearing I am...

Theory.

What sorority is Jennifer Garner in?

Pi Beta Phi Ohio Eta Chapter.

(chanting) Pi Pi Beta Phi P-I-P-H-I Pi Phi

Me for, Pi for, Beta Phi for

I just love Pi Beta Phi.

Does Woody Harrelson sing?

Huh.

(singing) Take a long ride on my motorbike,

you know I'm ready.

(vocalizes)

I'm so sorry sound person.

(vocalizes)

How did Chris Pratt (rips) got famous?

How did Chris Prate-

How did Chris Pratt got famous?

Whoa. There we go, there's your answer.

Do Jedis wear underwear?

Guys, um-

Star Wars fans is this what we're doing right now?

I think they probably like to just be free.

I'm saying that at least boxer-briefs, man,

do you know what I mean?

I can't believe that's a question.

I believe we found out.

Does Chadwick Boseman (rips) dance?

Come on, man.

Y'all know I dance.

Stop playin'.

Stop playin'.

Yes he does.

Is Gaten Matarazzo (rips) now?

That is so artistic.

Is Gaten Matarazzo now?

Man, what's the answer to that question?

Yeah, he's here and now.

Yeah, I'm here and now.

We do this in the movies-

We've been around the block so many times at these things-

Like hey Melissa, what's up?

Dead inside.

These are two cabbages.

How (rips) did Samuel L. Jackson become famous?

That's your (beep)ing fault, not mine.

Do bulls moo?

Yes.

It sounds like this,

(deep moo).

[Julianne] Is Matt Damon dead?

I hope not.

That's terrible, he's not dead.

Well maybe culturally speaking.

(Julianne laughs)

Maybe I'm over.

He's so dead.

Is John Krasinski an Eagles fan?

Absolutely not.

I'm offended you even asked.

I'm a Patriots fan and I'm still not over it.

How did Cara Delevingne and St. Vincent meet?

ChristianMingle.com

[Idris] Where is Matthew McConaughey (rips) now?

Same place Idris Elbow was five minutes ago.

Did you just call me Idris Elbow?

No, no, no, that was-

(both laugh)

I love being called Idris Elbow.

[Will] What color are Amy Poehler's eyes?

Get in tight, can we get in tight?

Who is John Krasinski?

That's a great question, and a big question.

My identity is something I'm still searching for,

so thank you for giving me an anxiety attack

by even asking.

Is Kristen Bell naturally blonde?

Well let's find out.

Very good, well,

carpet matches the drapes y'all.

Do astronauts drink their own pee?

Well, in a sense, yes.

We take the condensate that the system collects up,

the urine,

and all that gets processed and then put out

of a portable water dispenser.

Which is right over our head.

So every day that's pretty much what we do.

Who does Taraji P. Henson look like?

Diana Ross.

Oooh.

Diana Ross, she could totally play Diana Ross.

(singing) I'm coming out.

[Ryan] How to get Jake Gyllenhaal-

[Jake] Drunk?

-'s pants off. Hair?

Do you know how scary that would be if somebody...

If you just woke up and someone was taking your hair?

That'd be terrible.

Terrifying.

Well, that was the-

Wired Autocomplete Interview.

I'm sure you're gonna watch it again right now.

The one question I have for all of you

is what Kristen Wiig eat?

Shirt.

It's something to ponder.