Idiotic Quotes (15 quotes)

“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“You want to know what I'm afraid of? All right, I'll tell you. I'm afraid of men - yes, I'm very much afraid of men. And I'm even more afraid of women. And I'm very much afraid of the whole bloody human race. Afraid of them? Of course I'm afraid of them. Who wouldn't be afraid of a pack of damned hyenas? [...] And when I say afraid - that's just a word I use. What I really mean is that I hate them. I hate their voices, I hate their eyes, I hate the way they laugh. I hate the whole bloody business. It's cruel, it's idiotic, it's unspeakably horrible. I never had the guts to kill myself or I'd have got out of it long ago.”
― Jean Rhys, Good Morning, Midnight

tags: afraid, cruel, cruelty, fear, guts, hate, horrible, horror, human-race, humanity, hyenas, idiocy, idiotic, men, suicide, women

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“Foolish people inflict pain upon them self which is worse than what an enemy can bring upon.”
― Thiruvalluvar, Thirukkural

tags: fool, idiotic, incautious, mindless, pain, unintelligent, unwise, worse

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“When Dr. James Young Simpson sought to apply anesthesia to a woman in childbirth, the clergymen of his day foamed at the mouth and spat upon him with vituperation and abuse, for attempting to violate God's direct command that 'in pain thou shalt bring forth children,' as based upon the idiotic text of the Bible. But Dr. Simpson persisted despite the ravings of the religious lunatics of his day.

The importance of Dr. Simpson's application of anesthesia to the relief of pain in childbirth, and his open defiance of the religionists, are beyond the measure of words to evaluate.”
― Joseph Lewis, An Atheist Manifesto

tags: anesthesia, childbearing, clergyman, defiance, dr-simpson, idiotic, lunatics, religionists, women

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“What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
― Billy Madison (movie)

tags: idiotic, insult, stupid

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“Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: able, aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, astute, brainless, brainy, bright, brilliant, bubbleheaded, canny, clever, dense, dim, discerning, discriminating, dopey, dozy, dull-witted, dumb, enlightened, feebleminded, foolish, funny, gifted, halfwitted, hilarious, humor, humorous, humour, idiotic, ignorant, insightful, intelligent, intuitive, irrational, joke, jokes, judicious, knowing, knowledgeable, knuckleheaded, learned, logical, lunkheaded, mindless, obtuse, perceptive, perspicacious, prudent, quick-on-the-uptake, quick-witted, quotations, quotes, rational, sagacious, sage, sane, sapient, satire, sensible, sharp-witted, shrewd, silly, simpleminded, slow, smart, sophisticated, sound, stupid, talented, thick, thoughtless, unintelligent, vacuous, vapid, wise, witless

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“Put two idiot drivers together at a traffic light and you’re gonna have a car wreck. - Pop - Krill America”
― Ray Palla, KRILL AMERICA

tags: driver, idiot, idiotic, traffic, traffic-light, wreck

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“Body before mind, cup before water.”
― Moniaristw

tags: contain, cup, i, idiotic, monkey, philosophy, post, preparation, priority, water

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“But it is infamous that they have not told you!’ declared Eustacie. ‘Je n’en reviendrai jamais!’
‘If it’s all the same to you, miss, I’d just as soon you’d talk in a Christian language,’ said Mr. Stubbs.”
― Georgette Heyer, The Talisman Ring

tags: comedic, comedy, french-language, humor, humour, humourous, humourous-quote, idiocy, idiotic, idiots

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“When idiotic things happen, recognize that’s it’s just that...idiotic, and move forward.”
― Richie Norton

tags: idiot, idiotic

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“there was something willfully idiotic in going to an unknown country, ignoring its people, their languages, art, its beasts and butterflies, flowers, herbs, trees, ruins, et cetera, and reducing it all to a few lumps of heavy matter un the center of a dish.”
― Neal Stephenson, Quicksilver

tags: history, idiotic, science

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“Oh, shut up. You're not alone. You're just having some idiotic dream.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life

tags: dream-girl, dreaming, girlfriend-quotes, idiotic, manic-pixie-dream-girl, ramona-flowers, scott-pilgrim, scott-pilgrim-vs-the-world

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“He was not at the moment in very good odour at Bow Street. Such epithets as Blockhead and Blunderer had been used in connection with his last case. 'Jeremiah Stubbs, miss,’ said the Runner. ‘I am here in the execution of my dooty.”
― Georgette Heyer, The Talisman Ring

tags: bow-street-runner, bumbling, bungler, bungling, comedic, comedy, humor, humorous-quotes, idiot, idiotic

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“Them Frenchies!’
‘Unchristian, that’s what I call ’em,’ responded Mr. Stubbs severely. ‘I fair compassionate that wench.”
― Georgette Heyer, The Talisman Ring

tags: comedic, comedy, humor, idiocy, idiotic, idiots, moronic

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“No known human society, however primitive or technologically unsophisticated, has ever found to subsist entirely on a diet of raw food. In fact, people in modern society who have adopted a raw food diet must spend an extraordinary amount of time chewing their food, they have less energy, lose weight, and are hungry virtually all the time.”
― Richard L. Currier, Unbound: How Eight Technologies Made Us Human and Brought Our World to the Brink

tags: diet, idiotic, raw, vegan, veganism

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