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“What a weary time those years were -- to have the desire and the need to live but not the ability.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“I guess the only time most people think about injustice is when it happens to them.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“I had noticed that both in the very poor and very rich extremes of society the mad were often allowed to mingle freely.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“It was a joy! Words weren't dull, words were things that could make your mind hum. If you read them and let yourself feel the magic, you could live without pain, with hope, no matter what happened to you.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“The best thing about the bedroom was the bed. I liked to stay in bed for hours, even during the day with covers pulled up to my chin. It was good in there, nothing ever occurred in there, no people, nothing.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“I often stood in front of the mirror alone, wondering how ugly a person could get.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little more off you, until there was nothing left. At the age of 25 most people were finished. A whole goddamned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidate who reminded them most of themselves.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“Everything else just kept picking and picking, hacking away. And nothing was interesting, nothing. The people were restrictive and careful, all alike. And I've got to live with these fuckers for the rest of my life, I thought.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“You are thirty minutes late."
"Yes."
"Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?"
"No."
"Why not, pray tell?"
"Well, if the funeral was mine I'd have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral.”
― Ham on Rye
"Yes."
"Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?"
"No."
"Why not, pray tell?"
"Well, if the funeral was mine I'd have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral.”
― Ham on Rye
“I knew I was strong, and maybe like they said, "crazy." But I had this feeling inside of me that something real was there.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“News travels fast in places where nothing much ever happens.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“Fiction is an improvement on life”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe if you could get away from the obvious often enough, you wouldn't become so obvious yourself.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“And my own affairs were as bad, as dismal, as the day I had been born. The only difference was that now I could drink now and then, though never often enough. Drink was the only thing that kept a man from feeling forever stunned and useless. Everything else just kept picking and picking, hacking away. And nothing was interesting, nothing. The people were restrictive and careful, all alike. And I've got to live with these fuckers for the rest of my life, I thought. God, they all had assholes and sexual organs and their mouths and their armpits. They shit and they chattered and they were dull as horse dung. The girls looked good from a distance, the sun shining through their dresses, their hair. But get up close and listen to their minds running out of their mouths, you felt like digging in under a hill and hiding out with a tommy-gun. I would certainly never be able to be happy, to get married, I could never have children. Hell, I couldn't even get a job as a dishwasher.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“It seemed better to delay thinking.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“So, that’s what they wanted: lies. Beautiful lies. That’s what they needed. People were fools. It was going to be easy for me.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“At the age of 25 most people were finished. A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidate who reminded them most of themselves.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“You just rebel against everything. How are you going to survive?
I don't know. I'm already tired.”
― Ham on Rye
I don't know. I'm already tired.”
― Ham on Rye
“I had no interests. I had no interests in anything. I had no idea how I was going to escape. At least the others had some taste for life. They seemed to understand something that I didn't understand. Maybe I was lacking. It was possible. I often felt inferior. I just wanted to get away from them. But there was no place to go. Suicide? Jesus Christ, just more work. I felt like sleeping for five years but they wouldn't let me.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“People don't do me much good.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“They laughed. Things were funny. They weren't afraid to care. There was no sense to life, to the structure of things.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“I made practice runs down to skid row to get ready for my future.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“Turgenev was a very serious fellow but he could make me laugh because a truth first encountered can be very funny. When someone else's truth is the same as your truth, and he seems to be saying it just for you, that's great.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“They were beautiful nothings”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“just heard a commercial
which told me
Farmer John smokes his own
bacon.
now, there's one tough
son of a
bitch.”
― Ham on Rye
which told me
Farmer John smokes his own
bacon.
now, there's one tough
son of a
bitch.”
― Ham on Rye
“All a guy needed was a chance. Somebody was alway controlling who got a chance and who didn't.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“It didn't pay to trust another human being. Humans didn't have it, whatever it took.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“since some people had told me that I was ugly, I always preferred shade to the sun, darkness to light”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“Dying in a a war never stopped wars from happening.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“That the young rich smell the stink of the poor and learn to find it a bit amusing. They had to laugh, otherwise it would be too terrifying.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye