"Naruto Fourth Movie : The Lost Tower" Radio Drama : Kakashi's Diary
Translation below (start from 0:36) :
Some commentary that I had when translating the radio drama (I am very tempted to include them in the translation but worried that they can be a bother) :
[1:15] Aww Sakura and Naruto’s tone when talking to Kakashi… Naruto said that he missed Kakashi 🥰🥰
[1:45] I don’t think Naruto is the sole reason for Team 7’s constant disastrous mission Kakashi, I mean he contributed greatly for being an MC but your luck plays a part too
[2:20] Not Kakashi applying Death of Author to Jiraiya for Icha-Icha 🤣
[2:35] Aww Naruto let your sensei ramble about his hyperfixation for longer…
[2:50] Sai tried to imitate Kakashi 😍
[3:20] Kakashi, not you giving your own diary chapter titles 😂 Actually your diary probably will sell out, since you are popular in both Naruto and the real world, and also your… turbulent life in general (in short I want one)
[4:20] Aren’t you also forgetting something Naruto 😂
[4:30] Rare Kakashi explosive frustrated mode (expect more)
[5:05] I almost forgot how cute and bratty little Kakashi is 😍 (I WANT THAT DIARY NOW)
[5:45] “I have queued you know 😡” *died of cuteness* (I think I repeat that sequence like 5 times)
[5:45] I live for Team 7 discovering how bratty their sensei was as a kid
[6:07] You better let the boy eat before going to a mission in another country Minato, he hadn’t eaten since dinnertime!
[7:50] A painful swelling on the head 🤣 Wonder how that happened right
[8:08] Frankly you sealed your fate there Kakashi, in front of Team 7 nonetheless
Sai Narration
[9:05] I am always impressed at Kakashi’s constant worry about kids dealing with pointy stuff, especially since he himself is a kid who plays with pointy stuff way earlier than his peer
[9:15] Love Naruto and Kakashi’s calm acceptance for Sai’s antic, he already assimilated well into Team 7
[9:24] Asexual Kakashi moment
[9:53] Kakashi tsukkomi man (expect more)
[10:33] I forgot to put the context here, Urashima Taro is a fisherman rewarded for rescuing a sea turtle, and carried on its back to the Dragon Palace (Ryūgū-jō) beneath the sea. There, he is entertained by the princess Otohime as a reward. He spends what he believes to be several days with the princess. But when he returns to his home village, he discovers he has been gone for at least 100 years. When he opens the forbidden jewelled box (tamatebako), given to him by Otohime on his departure, he turns into an old man.
[10:41] Unintended Bullseye moment (expect more)
Sakura Narration
[11:26] Your “kyah!” is always so cute Kakashi
[11:50] It’s canon that even ROOT ANBUs gossiped about Kakashi, but they did the Kakashi’s face hunt too 😂
[11:56] Sponsored by the Hokage 🤣 Tsunade definitely can see Kakashi’s face since she’s a medic so she did that just to thrive on Kakashi’s suffering 🤣
[12:33] Unexpected Bullseye moment pt.2
[12:40] The kids started to treat Kakashi’s diary as a game, honestly what do you expect Kakashi 😂
[13:05] Honestly I can respect Sakura’s effort to sprinkle some romance into Kakashi’s bachelor life, but seeing Sai’s narration too I think they collectively forgot how young Kakashi was at the time of that diary
[13:13] Asexual Kakashi moment pt.2
[13:30] Again, Sakura, guys, Kakashi was a kid
[13:45] Ignoring the fact that Team 7 forgot that it was a less than 12 years old kid whom they fantasized about getting a game, I appreciate Sai’s (correct) comment on Kakashi’s character that likely dug a hot spring in the desert rather than touching a defenseless woman inappropriately
[14:47] (justified) Asexual Kakashi moment pt.3
[15:00] Don’t let Sakura’s narration distract you from the fact that a man wrote the script ( although there’s a reason for this narration tho...)
[15:14] Naruto, a woman can write smut AND defend woman’s boundary from unconsented eyes
[15:20] Kakashi futilely reminded everyone that it was himself that those kids were crafting stories for (expect more) (honestly I almost forgot too sorry Kakashi-sensei..)
[15:45] Genjutsu Sakura moment (I expect more from canon but they disappoint me as usual)
[16:22] Troll Kakashi moment (expect more)
Naruto’s narration
[16:38] Kakashi’s -ttebayo 🤣
[17:06] Your diary has been hijacked long ago, Kakashi. Just accept it
[17:34] In a kinder world Naruto and Kakashi will be a good brothers duo 😭
[19:15] So Kakashi reads Jiraiya’s other books but is not as hooked as Icha-Icha, he’s truly a booktoker
[19:54] Naruto’s MC power is too powerful 🤣
[20:46] Poor Teuchi-san, he didn’t sign up for this kind of chaos 😂
[21:11] What is this awkwardness hiding, why don’t you just enter Tenzo.. you are part of the team too
[21:32] Suddenly the atmosphere turns sad
[22:08] Rare Kakashi explosive frustrated mode pt.2
[22:33] Unintended Bullseye Moment Electric Boogaloo (minus the Queen’s kiss)
[24:08] Honestly I don’t care for any OOC rn, just enjoying Kakashi released more emotion than usual. Poor Yamato tho
[24:27] Multiple hits for one hit’s revenge, Kakashi is like my older brother 😂
[26:06] It’s you who was being praised by your father Naruto 😭
[26:41] 😭😭😭😭😭