I've been an avid consumer of Tesco Corporation's Blue Spark energy drink for a decade. It has been a staple of my diet whenever I've needed an affordable energy boost to get me through the day. Whether under stress from workload at University or simply kicking about the streets in search of a gaff, I'm rarely without a Blue Spark bottle in each pocket. 

When mixed with vodka it makes a sophisticated cocktail, the cooncil martini, which is enjoyed by dossers the globe over. 

The world was bright and I was gay, walking the sunny streets with my best pal sparky blue. Today, I'm embarrassed to have ever associated with such a drink, and feel only the urge to Blue Spark some wide-o out. 

What is this new logo? It's a blend of a K and an X in ghastly colouration, with streaks of blue all around it. It means nothing and simply fries the head. I know I'm drinking a carcinogen, but I don't want the logo to reflect that. It's a godforsaken abomination.

I appeal to Tesco corporation to return the old logo to the Blue Spark bottle in the interest of public safety. I can imagine complete societal collapse if this does not happen, as thousands of true Blue Spark patriots take to the streets in outrage. Also, demote or fire whoever came up with that logo, its truly shocking.