Chris Colfer Quotes

“Don’t listen to what people tell you because they’ll try to bring you down. And don’t listen to yourself, either, because yourself will try to bring you down even more so than anyone else. As long as you just put all your energy into one thing, it can happen.”
― Chris Colfer

“But one of the big lessons I have learned from my journey is you can’t please everyone, so don’t try.”
― Chris Colfer

“If you truly own who you are, no one can use you against you.”
― Chris Colfer

“Anyone can have a once-upon-a-time or a happily-ever-after, but it's the journey between that makes the story worth telling.”
― Chris Colfer, The Enchantress Returns

“I have a sack of hate mail that I want to respond to. One day, when I’m tired or tipsy, I will respond and tell them what I think.”
― Chris Colfer

“Intelligence is not a competition," she said. "There is plenty to go around, and there are many ways it can be demonstrated.”
― Chris Colfer, The Enchantress Returns

“But anyone can write, right?'" Conner asked. "I mean, that's why authors get judged so harshly, isn't it? Because technically everyone could do it if they wanted to."
"Just because anyone can do something doesn't mean everyone should," Mrs. Peters said. "Besides, anyone with an Internet connection feels they have the credentials to critique or belittle anything these days.”
― Chris Colfer, The Enchantress Returns

“I don't necessarily consider myself a virgin, probably because I have such a penetrating personality”
― Chris Colfer, Struck By Lightning: The Carson Phillips Journal

“I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator”
― Chris Colfer

“I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.”
― Chris Colfer, Struck By Lightning: The Carson Phillips Journal

“Should we call her?Maybe we should give her a RING to see where she is? Get it? Get it?

-Conner Bailey”
― Chris Colfer, The Enchantress Returns

“i just can't muster up enough pride for a town whose most cosmopolitan area is the Taco Bell car park on a saturday night”
― chris colfer, Struck By Lightning: The Carson Phillips Journal

“Be brave. Courage is one thing no one can take away from you.”
― Chris Colfer, Goldilocks: Wanted Dead or Alive

“I got in my car and just drove. I drove and I drove and I drove. I wasn't sure where I was going and I didn't care. I didn't even plan on coming home to be totally honest...
I beat that sign until my fingernails bled and my umbrella was broken to pieces. I left a dent in it for every asshole who had treated me like shit, for every time I had been used, and for every time I had been wronged...
I drove as far as I could until there was no more road left to take.”
― Chris Colfer

“A villain is just a victim whose story hasn't been told.”
― Chris Colfer, The Wishing Spell

“Sometimes we forget about our own advantages because we focus on what we don't have. Just because you have to work a little harder at something that seems easier to others doesn't mean you're without your own talents.”
― Chris Colfer, Land of Stories

“- Witch, please!”
― Conner Bailey, in Chris colfer's The Land Of Stories: The Enchantress Returns