My Most Excellent Year Quotes

“Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction.”
― Steve Kluger

“Ale: Are you manipulating me again?
T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you.”
― Steve Kluger

“Augie: Does everybody else know?
T.C.: About my epitaph?
Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face!
T.C. Not everybody. There's a night watchman at a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Detroit. He doesn't know yet.”
― Steve Kluger, My Most Excellent Year

“Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.”
― Steve Kluger

“Papa, I'm ashamed that you think women are so simple. We can make decisions for ourselves too, you know. I'm not a child or a baby anymore, so I'm allowed to speak my mind. And if you don't wish to hear it, just tell me so and I'll go into another room-but I'll speak it anyway. I want this for myself as much as I've never wanted the diplomatic corps and I'm going to get it-even if I have to do it alone. Excuse me.”
― Steve Kluger

“Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it's hot?”
― Steve Kluger

“Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven.”
― Steve Kluger

“T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that.
Lori: You've never seen traffic on Concord Street at eight o'clock in the morning.”
― Steve Kluger