Pervert Quotes

“OH KYO KUN! Isn't it said that eating pink noodles turns you into a horny pervert?!”
― Natsuki Takaya, Fruits Basket, Vol. 8

“I'm seventeen; we're all perverts." - Jace Lightwood”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Heavenly Fire

“Perversion is just another form of art. It's like painting or drawing or sculpting. Except instead of paint, us perverts use sex as our medium. ”
― C.M. Stunich, Losing Me, Finding You

“So you’re dating Mr. Freaky Vanderperv, at least you’re not dating a guy with no skills and no interest in you sexually! Treat his kinks with respect and he will be an honest man with you always.”
― Roberto Hogue, Real Secrets of Sex: A Women's Guide on How to Be Good in Bed

“By living a life “against nature,” the deviant or pervert becomes a hero or heroine in decadent fiction.”
― Asti Hustvedt, The Decadent Reader: Fiction, Fantasy, and Perversion from Fin-de-Siècle France

“Think no filth, see no porn.”
― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

“It always seems to be the bloody perverts who seem happiest of all. Smile at the world as if there's never anything gnawing away at their bloody consciences.”
― Arnaldur Indriðason, Jar City

“The only difference between a saint and a pervert is Hypocrisy.”
― Amine The I

“They never saw him drawing pictures of them naked at their antics in his notebook.”
― Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway

“Hmm… Aren’t we the little pervert?” I slide a finger up his chest to his chin.
“You haven’t seen anything yet. But I think you like me better this way.”
I smirk lustfully. “You think right.”
― Haru Ichiban, Forbidden

“Well," he said, "I'm guessing your client is either a magician or a pervert. And I mean both of those terms with the highest respect.”
― Sara Gran, The Book of the Most Precious Substance

“I can't believe this heat," Abbey said, taking her tunic and pulling it over her head. Underneath was a form-fitting top that showed a figure unaccustomed to idleness or excess. Kip stared at her the way he had at the shiney curves of the steel horse back in the garage. "Can you imagine what it must have been like hundreds of years ago, when weather changed just a few times a year?" she said, wiping sweat from her brow with the back of her hand. "Yeah, it must have looked great," Kip said. "What do you mean looked great?" Abbey said, turning her eye on Kip. "Must have been great, like you said," he corrected.”
― Shawn Keenan, The Intern's Tale

“Thoughts are powerful, one thinking for something makes big changes... you try... Imagine this say "I want to fuck", then imaginate a girl. A woman which is 18 years old, blonde hair, white skin, big ass, big boobs, long legs, and likes to play with dicks... Think few times on such type of stuff and look the magic!”
― Deyth Banger

“How very like humans to pervert a message of love and peace to make it into an ideology of war and oppression to serve their own ends.”
― Christina Engela, Dead Man's Hammer

“The world nowadays is so perverted. Some people think I'm insane only because they don't understand my point of view.”
― Mario Fingarov

“He was about to cross a point of no return. The place separating him from the imaginary line in the sand. The one society demanded no one cross. He crossed the point on many occasions. This would be different. This could land him in prison or the electric chair. The prospect filled him with sexual energy he normally lacked”
― Jaime Allison Parker, Justice of the Fox

“The porn isn't something interesting, you don't have pleasure even to get pleasure it really sucks to have realationship so far most of them end very earlier. To watch porn is useless, what you do it is making pervert thoughts about stuff which are brutal and aren't the way should it be made!”
― Deyth Banger

“The Farmer’s Almanac promised a cold winter. The coldest in decades. Andrew grinned, unaware of how hideously ugly it made him. Let the winter be record breaking. The year would be marked in infamy and not for the weather alone. He could imagine the headlines, mentioning it as the winter of death, as his spree was just beginning. It would put the town on the map.”
― Jaime Allison Parker, Justice of the Fox

“He wished he could find a way to sneak into the room with the girls. He just wanted to watch them, as they slept. Watching them would be enough for him. Afterwards, he could go to the bathroom and finish himself off, just to release some tension.”
― Jason Medina, The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel

“He touched himself and smiled wickedly. The filthy thoughts that went through his mind are not worth mentioning.”
― Jason Medina, The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel

“Gil: Is your mind always in the gutter?
Zeetha: - asks the man with no pants.”
― Phil Foglio

“Scores of boys would line the road outside the college to eye the girls. Family and friends remember me wrapping the chadar methodically around myself, so no one could catch even the slightest glimpse of me. I believed all men were horrible perverts.”
― Reham Khan, Reham Khan

“Honor and Love (The Sonnet)

I don't care for one time fling,
Got no hankering for casual coitus.
I am a human, not baboon set free,
I don't consent to rampant desires.

When I fall I fall mind and body,
Body plays a little, more the mind.
I'm attracted to face, not figure,
Finally by mind the deal is signed.

If the mind doesn't come through,
a cute face doesn't sustain nothing.
Heart anemic makes the world anemic,
getting drunkly sick on perverted fling.

In a world of cheats and perves,
Be the proof of honor and love.
In the wild of sharks and wolves,
Be the gentle elephant, be a dove.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Dervis Vadisi: 100 Promissory Sonnets

“In a world of cheats and perves,
Be the proof of honor and love.
In the wild of sharks and wolves,
Be the gentle elephant, be a dove.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Dervis Vadisi: 100 Promissory Sonnets

“Love, Sex & Drugs (The Sonnet)

Stoneage immorality
was bedlock out of wedlock,
civilized immorality
is bedlock out of lovelock.

Who you sleep with is your business,
but to sleep without love isn't gallantry.
It may be accepted as adolescent folly,
part of growing up is to surpass frivolity.

Mindless sex and drugs are for the animals,
humans have no business with such nonsense.
It's one thing to indulge once in a while,
another to take it as life's daring object.

Opposite of puritanism isn't perversion,
any animal knows how to fill a hole.
Intimacy doesn't mean baring your body,
intimacy means baring your soul.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Neurosonnets: The Pocket Book of Consciousness

“Stoneage immorality was bedlock out of wedlock, civilized immorality is bedlock out of lovelock.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Neurosonnets: The Pocket Book of Consciousness

“Nazmahal, Sonnet (Palace of Grace)

Love is nothing to be ashamed of,
if there is no filth in your heart.
If your heart is pure and chaste,
you have no reason to be shy or scared.

Shame and fear are mark of filth,
heart without blemish is icon of honor.
Basic flaws are part of everyday life,
but perversion isn't a flaw, it's dishonor.

I've never looked at a person with
filth, unless permitted otherwise.
It's consent and context that
distinguish fondness from filth.

Lovers ablaze are resident of Nazmahal*,
perverts have no place in *palace-of-grace.
Honor is in the eye of the beholder,
without which all mind is disgrace.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Azad Earth Army: When The World Cries Blood

“It's consent and context that distinguish fondness from filth.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Azad Earth Army: When The World Cries Blood

“Honor is in the eye of the beholder.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Azad Earth Army: When The World Cries Blood

“Wait, how do you know this?"

Grover blushed. "I was sort of camped outside the Artemis cabin."

"What for?"

"Just to be, you know, near them."

"You're a stalker with hooves.”
― Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse