Mariana 'Mother of Mushrooms and AGONIZING SLOW INFERNOS BECAUSE THAT'S NOT EVEN SLOW BURN AT THIS POINT' Zapata. You've done it.
You've finally made meMariana 'Mother of Mushrooms and AGONIZING SLOW INFERNOS BECAUSE THAT'S NOT EVEN SLOW BURN AT THIS POINT' Zapata. You've done it.
You've finally made me actually speechless after reading one of your books. I want to cry Sob Wreck something Cry some more Depressingly hug a pillow Kill someone Cry a lot more kiss SCRUMPSDILLYYUMYUM IVAN LUKOV
I'm so done with life I've suffered enough
Goodbye
PS. Goodbye for NOW, until my brain decides to work and make a review because I'm honestly at a loss for what to say after reading this masterpiece. ...more
I swear this was my first dark romance book and I am SHOOK, I feel completely CHANGED, like my whole biological processes converted itself to a new reI swear this was my first dark romance book and I am SHOOK, I feel completely CHANGED, like my whole biological processes converted itself to a new religion.
I'm screaming, crying, throwing up, squealing, running- like I just FINISHED this book but in reality??? HAHAHAHAHAHA THE BOOK FREAKING FINISHED MEEE.I'm screaming, crying, throwing up, squealing, running- like I just FINISHED this book but in reality??? HAHAHAHAHAHA THE BOOK FREAKING FINISHED MEEE.
I need the third book, right this second. I also need therapy.
*slams shut laptop and scurried away* *sprints back*
LIKE HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE THAT THIS AUTHOR KILLS ME WITH EVERY BOOK I READ OF HERS??? HOW IS THAT EVEN FAIR?!?
COMO PORQUE WHY
I need an breathalyzer test made to my brainchild right this instant because I believe this author inebriated me for 700 pages and then made me have a withdrawal in the last five.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, sh shhhhhh, let me have this dramatic moment-
this book THIS BOOK Changed my whole brain chemistry. DO NOT LET THE TITLE FOOL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, sh shhhhhh, let me have this dramatic moment-
this book THIS BOOK Changed my whole brain chemistry. DO NOT LET THE TITLE FOOL YOU, LOVES. HAPPY PLACE?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAPPY?!? happy? ha. ppy? I take that as a personal offense because SWEAT was irritating my eyes. I couldn't see, I could barely process- my thoughts? Boo, they were ALLLLL over the place. I absolutely feel like it is my celestial calling to convince humans to read books with ironic titles.
Like excuse me, I was not happy after reading this. I WAS DESTROYED, OKAY. Ugh, just read it and come back....more
*sigh* Once again, these authors make it their life's mission to destroy any semblance of feelings that I have possibly had in my entire measly existe*sigh* Once again, these authors make it their life's mission to destroy any semblance of feelings that I have possibly had in my entire measly existence- AND YET AGAIN, THEY SUCCEEDED...more
The way I've injected this whole series into my bloodstream in less than three days. The way I've injected this whole series into my bloodstream in less than three days. ...more
Nobody talk to me- I've been killed, mauled and tortured in the BEST WAY throughout this whole beautiful perfection and now I feel empty, bland and deNobody talk to me- I've been killed, mauled and tortured in the BEST WAY throughout this whole beautiful perfection and now I feel empty, bland and destroyed....more
I refuse to believe that I turned the page and saw the word 'Acknowledgements' Also, just like I did with Cardan's tail, I'll choose to ignore Oak's gI refuse to believe that I turned the page and saw the word 'Acknowledgements' Also, just like I did with Cardan's tail, I'll choose to ignore Oak's goat hooves....more
The fact that Juliette is still alive rankles my nerves and the FACT that she's done absolutely nothing to gain the attention of my husband, makes me The fact that Juliette is still alive rankles my nerves and the FACT that she's done absolutely nothing to gain the attention of my husband, makes me hate her even more.
If you haven't read this, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE,MY DARLING??
It has :
✨ Strong and sassy heroine with a penchant for sarcasm and ill adIf you haven't read this, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE,MY DARLING??
It has :
✨ Strong and sassy heroine with a penchant for sarcasm and ill advised humor. ✨ A friend squad that will literally make you feel like you've missed out on a vital part of growing up BECAUSE- HAVE YOU EVER HAD THOSE TYPE OF FRIENDS?? ✨Beautiful father daughter relationship ✨Side characters who are well written and amazing to hear about ✨DRAMA AND MYSTERY AND A KILLER AND KIKCBOXING AND MUAY THAI
✨Also, a super broody FBI agent who may or may not be a possible love interest
So, kindly, READ IT RN SO I CAN FANGIRL WITH YOU...more
This was an underrated, beautiful, awestrucking, tear-jerking, torture read that tore my skin to pieces and expected me to sew them back together withThis was an underrated, beautiful, awestrucking, tear-jerking, torture read that tore my skin to pieces and expected me to sew them back together with a rusty needle.
And I adored every single stretch of bloody fabric that made my pain all the more pronounced and real....more
I need time. Yeah, that's my justification. I need time. To like, cry silently. With lots of crazy arm waving. And tantrums.I need time. Yeah, that's my justification. I need time. To like, cry silently. With lots of crazy arm waving. And tantrums....more
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