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Desperado (Hutton & Co. #5; Long, Tall Texans #22)
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bookshelves: angst-by-misunderstanding-lies, angst-by-trauma, author-diana-palmer, black-library-on-line, enemies-to-lovers, hero-behaving-badly, pregnancy, unrequited-love, 3-star
Nov 16, 2018
bookshelves: angst-by-misunderstanding-lies, angst-by-trauma, author-diana-palmer, black-library-on-line, enemies-to-lovers, hero-behaving-badly, pregnancy, unrequited-love, 3-star
2.5 stars rounded up. Triggers: pedophilia, sex trafficking, children in danger, domestic violence.
Another LLT story that is imported from the Hutton&Co series.
The H/h were foster brother and sister. Heroine has been in love with the hero since she was 8 and hero was sixteen. Heroine was sexually abused as a child and doesn’t trust men. The hero lost his family in a fire and fears intimacy because he could feel that pain of loss again. That didn’t stop him from marrying a woman he didn’t love so he would stop obsessing about the heroine. His wife committed suicide and hero still feels guilty about it.
Hero is a mercenary who owns a ranch outside of Jacobsville. He was a cop and then FBI and I don’t know what else – he knows all of the other DP cop heroes. Heroine is a financial advisor and has just given up her job in Houston for a job in the Middle East because she realizes she needs to get away from the hero for good.
H/h had a one night stand the night of their foster mother’s funeral. Heroine was a virgin. Hero was so disgusted with himself for deflowering her that he was cruel and acted like *she* was disgusting, triggering heroine’s trauma from her childhood. Hero left for a mission somewhere. Heroine married an older man when she found out she was pregnant. Older man was an abusive alcoholic who beat her and caused her to miscarry. Then he wrapped his car around a tree and died. Heroine gave her inheritance to his two crippled ex-wives.
When the story opens heroine’s ex-fiance (hero of another book and married to someone else) calls to tell her that the hero was blinded while detonating a bomb and has been asking for the heroine. Heroine spends 36 hours in travel to rush back to Texas only to find he’s angry that she didn’t rush to his side four days ago when the accident happened. Oh, and he’s not blind. He kicks the heroine out. She starts walking down the long road to the main highway until she’s picked up by the foreman who takes her to Houston.
The foreman then tells the hero that the heroine had been in Morocco and hero realizes he was wrong. He tracks her down and says sorry, but they don’t resolve anything. Heroine is determined to get out of the hero’s life. Hero warns her that he is on the tail of a human trafficker and that she might be in danger.
She takes a job in Houston in the building that houses a private investigative firm owned by the H/h of yet another DP novel. The wife befriends the heroine and the heroine helps her get a photo of some bad guys – putting her in danger.
The hero swoops in and brings her to his ranch for protection. He shows her to her a room – a room he had decorated for her years ago but has never shown her?
Reviewers note: none of this made sense. He loves/hates her. She loves him. But they “don’t know each other,” because they each have dark secrets. Then they can read each other’s expressions because they know each other so well. The heroine is victim who dresses dowdily and shies from men, but she’s been married and engaged before, can shoot a gun and wants to go on adventures. The whiplash is intense in this one.
While living in his home for protection, the hero begins to put the moves on the heroine – talking to her about the beauty of sex, breasts, and hairy chests. The usual drill.
They decide to chase the bad guys – first to Spain and then to Holland - breaking so many laws and defying common sense that it made my head spin. How they got guns across borders, or how the hero disguised himself and went through passport control as an old man is beyond me. I won’t even go into the computer hacking, the bugging of offices, the tampering with evidence, the boneheaded moves of putting themselves and others in danger.
They manage to have sex several times in the middle of all of this – without benefit of clergy and with the H/h both hot to get pregnant. The times are changing in DPlandia.
The side characters, the adventures with bullets flying, the mystery, the tsking about human trafficking took up a lot of page space and I skimmed and skimmed and skimmed.
The H/h are married off page and there is the cutesy detail about the heroine going 85 mph in her excitement to tell the hero about her pregnancy. The cops let her go because they recognize her from the news after they captured the bad guys.
I won’t do a DP checklist because this didn’t really take place in Jacobsville.
But I just wanted to leave these direct quotes without comment so you can soak up the absurdity of this story:
*anti-terrorism school in Jacobsville.
* Later, Cord would explain that Rodrigo was adept at Plains Indian sign talk, and had taught Cord once on a surveillance mission.
*Cord, surprising Maggie, switched immediately to Dutch.
*Maggie turned in a novel about international espionage to an editor in New York who’d read the earlier draft and contracted to publish it.
LOL *slightly hysterically* My brain will NOT be broken by this extravaganza of implausibility. It is forged steel, hardening in the fires of crazy.
Another LLT story that is imported from the Hutton&Co series.
The H/h were foster brother and sister. Heroine has been in love with the hero since she was 8 and hero was sixteen. Heroine was sexually abused as a child and doesn’t trust men. The hero lost his family in a fire and fears intimacy because he could feel that pain of loss again. That didn’t stop him from marrying a woman he didn’t love so he would stop obsessing about the heroine. His wife committed suicide and hero still feels guilty about it.
Hero is a mercenary who owns a ranch outside of Jacobsville. He was a cop and then FBI and I don’t know what else – he knows all of the other DP cop heroes. Heroine is a financial advisor and has just given up her job in Houston for a job in the Middle East because she realizes she needs to get away from the hero for good.
H/h had a one night stand the night of their foster mother’s funeral. Heroine was a virgin. Hero was so disgusted with himself for deflowering her that he was cruel and acted like *she* was disgusting, triggering heroine’s trauma from her childhood. Hero left for a mission somewhere. Heroine married an older man when she found out she was pregnant. Older man was an abusive alcoholic who beat her and caused her to miscarry. Then he wrapped his car around a tree and died. Heroine gave her inheritance to his two crippled ex-wives.
When the story opens heroine’s ex-fiance (hero of another book and married to someone else) calls to tell her that the hero was blinded while detonating a bomb and has been asking for the heroine. Heroine spends 36 hours in travel to rush back to Texas only to find he’s angry that she didn’t rush to his side four days ago when the accident happened. Oh, and he’s not blind. He kicks the heroine out. She starts walking down the long road to the main highway until she’s picked up by the foreman who takes her to Houston.
The foreman then tells the hero that the heroine had been in Morocco and hero realizes he was wrong. He tracks her down and says sorry, but they don’t resolve anything. Heroine is determined to get out of the hero’s life. Hero warns her that he is on the tail of a human trafficker and that she might be in danger.
She takes a job in Houston in the building that houses a private investigative firm owned by the H/h of yet another DP novel. The wife befriends the heroine and the heroine helps her get a photo of some bad guys – putting her in danger.
The hero swoops in and brings her to his ranch for protection. He shows her to her a room – a room he had decorated for her years ago but has never shown her?
Reviewers note: none of this made sense. He loves/hates her. She loves him. But they “don’t know each other,” because they each have dark secrets. Then they can read each other’s expressions because they know each other so well. The heroine is victim who dresses dowdily and shies from men, but she’s been married and engaged before, can shoot a gun and wants to go on adventures. The whiplash is intense in this one.
While living in his home for protection, the hero begins to put the moves on the heroine – talking to her about the beauty of sex, breasts, and hairy chests. The usual drill.
They decide to chase the bad guys – first to Spain and then to Holland - breaking so many laws and defying common sense that it made my head spin. How they got guns across borders, or how the hero disguised himself and went through passport control as an old man is beyond me. I won’t even go into the computer hacking, the bugging of offices, the tampering with evidence, the boneheaded moves of putting themselves and others in danger.
They manage to have sex several times in the middle of all of this – without benefit of clergy and with the H/h both hot to get pregnant. The times are changing in DPlandia.
The side characters, the adventures with bullets flying, the mystery, the tsking about human trafficking took up a lot of page space and I skimmed and skimmed and skimmed.
The H/h are married off page and there is the cutesy detail about the heroine going 85 mph in her excitement to tell the hero about her pregnancy. The cops let her go because they recognize her from the news after they captured the bad guys.
I won’t do a DP checklist because this didn’t really take place in Jacobsville.
But I just wanted to leave these direct quotes without comment so you can soak up the absurdity of this story:
*anti-terrorism school in Jacobsville.
* Later, Cord would explain that Rodrigo was adept at Plains Indian sign talk, and had taught Cord once on a surveillance mission.
*Cord, surprising Maggie, switched immediately to Dutch.
*Maggie turned in a novel about international espionage to an editor in New York who’d read the earlier draft and contracted to publish it.
LOL *slightly hysterically* My brain will NOT be broken by this extravaganza of implausibility. It is forged steel, hardening in the fires of crazy.
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Reading Progress
November 16, 2018
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Started Reading
November 16, 2018
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November 16, 2018
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angst-by-misunderstanding-lies
November 16, 2018
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angst-by-trauma
November 16, 2018
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author-diana-palmer
November 16, 2018
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black-library-on-line
November 16, 2018
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enemies-to-lovers
November 16, 2018
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hero-behaving-badly
November 16, 2018
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pregnancy
November 16, 2018
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unrequited-love
November 16, 2018
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Finished Reading
October 25, 2019
– Shelved as:
3-star
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KatieV wrote: "Your brain is not broken if you were able to do such a great job relating this mess. :)
How long is this one? Seems like a lot of crazy to pack into the usual LTT length."
384 pages. The romance felt category length - the rest was all adventure or meeting previous characters.
How long is this one? Seems like a lot of crazy to pack into the usual LTT length."
384 pages. The romance felt category length - the rest was all adventure or meeting previous characters.
LOL! Great Review - I think you have the same feeling I get when I read Sara Wood.
Just remember -- That which does not make us completely catatonic and lost in the mists outside Jacobsville will only make us stronger.....
Just remember -- That which does not make us completely catatonic and lost in the mists outside Jacobsville will only make us stronger.....
boogenhagen wrote: "LOL! Great Review - I think you have the same feeling I get when I read Sara Wood.
Just remember -- That which does not make us completely catatonic and lost in the mists outside Jacobsville will ..."
That's what I'm finding. Although the elaborate conversation in Plains Indian sign talk almost did me in.
Just remember -- That which does not make us completely catatonic and lost in the mists outside Jacobsville will ..."
That's what I'm finding. Although the elaborate conversation in Plains Indian sign talk almost did me in.
OMG Diana P is really pulling all the stops on suffering with this one ! I guess you're missing the old "biscuit brothers" right now, aren't you St. M ? LOL. Great review ! : )
Ivy wrote: "OMG Diana P is really pulling all the stops on suffering with this one ! I guess you're missing the old "biscuit brothers" right now, aren't you St. M ? LOL. Great review ! : )"
I am! The last biscuit brother is next and then I'm going to take a DP break.
I am! The last biscuit brother is next and then I'm going to take a DP break.
Heroine gave her inheritance to his two crippled ex-wives. That and super-secret MI6 Dutch speaking H says it all.
Vintage wrote: "Heroine gave her inheritance to his two crippled ex-wives. That and super-secret MI6 Dutch speaking H says it all."
Yup. That's saturated DP - can't get anymore in the glass.
Yup. That's saturated DP - can't get anymore in the glass.
Whiplash had set in reading this one! Excellent review....at least this one didn't break out in some obscure Arabic dialect cause that's the way a DP hero rolls!!!...and sometimes the heroine too!!
heroine’s ex-fiance (hero of another book and married to someone else)
Wait...does this mean the heroine was an OW in some other poor abused DP heroine's book?
I'm genuinely amazed you were able to recap this insanity. Good job!
Wait...does this mean the heroine was an OW in some other poor abused DP heroine's book?
I'm genuinely amazed you were able to recap this insanity. Good job!
Vashti wrote: "Whiplash had set in reading this one! Excellent review....at least this one didn't break out in some obscure Arabic dialect cause that's the way a DP hero rolls!!!...and sometimes the heroine too!!"
LOL - I'm sure I'll stumble across the Arabic dialect one of these days. :)
LOL - I'm sure I'll stumble across the Arabic dialect one of these days. :)
reeder (reviews) wrote: "heroine’s ex-fiance (hero of another book and married to someone else)
Wait...does this mean the heroine was an OW in some other poor abused DP heroine's book?
I'm genuinely amazed you were able..."
I don't know what that was all about. It sounded like some sort of engagement of convenience, but I haven't read that book. The LTT series is not an orderly progression, I'm afraid.
Wait...does this mean the heroine was an OW in some other poor abused DP heroine's book?
I'm genuinely amazed you were able..."
I don't know what that was all about. It sounded like some sort of engagement of convenience, but I haven't read that book. The LTT series is not an orderly progression, I'm afraid.
AgentScully wrote: ""talking to her about the beauty of sex, breasts, and hairy chests"
no snakes I hope ..."
Just the trouser kind. :)
no snakes I hope ..."
Just the trouser kind. :)
StMargarets wrote: "AgentScully wrote: ""talking to her about the beauty of sex, breasts, and hairy chests"
no snakes I hope ..."
Just the trouser kind. :)"
Best answer!
no snakes I hope ..."
Just the trouser kind. :)"
Best answer!
This review was spot on and had me in stitches. Hope your forged steel brain decides to write a novel one day. I’d be on the waiting list!
How long is this one? Seems like a lot of crazy to pack into the usual LTT length.