Dead as a Doornail Quotes

“Did we have sex?" he asked directly.
For about two minutes, this might actually be fun. "Eric," I said, "we had sex in every position I could imagine, and some I couldn’t. We had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. You told me it was the best you’d ever had." (At the time he couldn’t recall all the sex he’d ever had. But he’d paid me a compliment.) "Too bad you can’t remember it," I concluded with a modest smile.
Eric looked like I’d hit him in the forehead with a mallet. For all of thirty seconds his reaction was completely gratifying.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.
I'd finally found something Eric did poorly.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“You were so sweet when you didn't know who you were.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“i hate not knowing what i did." _Eric”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“They say when one door shuts, another one opens. But they haven’t been living at my house. Most of the doors I open seem to have something scary crouched behind them, anyway.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“i hate her skinny thighs and her elitist attitude. i hope she's a dreadful bitch who makes you so miserable that you howl when you remember me.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“Lies will come back to bite you in the butt”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“I held on to my better nature by my fingernails but I held on.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“Well in two months, it'd be sunbathing time. That made me smile. I enjoyed lying in the sun in a little bikini, timing myself carefully so I didn't burn. I loved the smell of coconut oil. And I don't want to hear any lectures about how bad tanning is for you. That's my vice. Everybody gets one.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“Could I tell them I was sorry their loved one was dead, when he’d tried to kill me? There was no rule of etiquette for this; even my grandmother would have been stymied.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“In the world I lived in, the world of human people, there were ties and debts and consequences and good deeds. That was what bound people to society; maybe that was what constituted society. And I tried to live in my little niche in it the best way I could.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“I gave myself a mental shake. Snapping out of a slump, that was what today was all about.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“Only a group lack of imagination could account for people not wondering what went on in the dark around them.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“The full moon symbol on my calendar no longer seemed to be a period marking the end of something, but just another way of counting time.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“Why bother to change, if you can't change into a wolf?”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“we had sex in every position i could imagine, and some i couldn't. we had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. you told me it was the best you'd ever had.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“There are times to think and times to lie fallow”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“My bullshit metre is reading that as false'.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“Tearing down is always easier than building up,”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“What pretty nail polish,' Eric said, smiling. [...] Trust Eric to pick out the one thing that was new and different about me.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“It was one of those nights that made me wonder how the humans around me could be so oblivious to the other world operating right beside ours. Only willful ignorance could ignore the charge of magic in the air. Only a group lack of imagination could account for people not wondering what went on in the dark around them.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“This was the trump card male bullies played, always. I was sick of it—sick of being scared of the bogeyman’s dick.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“Ar trebui sa se puna o pancarta pe care sa crie: "Loc de parcare pentru cei care comit atacuri nocturne asupra lui Sookie".”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“To heck with him, I thought righteously. Him and the horse he rode in on.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail