Episode list

Martin is commissioned by the council to build a Bicentennial monument.

Martin is having trouble holding on to anything he owns: keys, chairs, and sanity. Meanwhile, Jenny insists that Dad and Betty come to her parent/teacher night.

Simon is jealous that Debbie is doing a soft-drink commercial and Nudge wants to manage her; Martin and Simon are unimpressed with Jenny's unfeminine behaviour.

Martin is very sore after losing at tennis; Jenny is very down about boys; Debbie is very late.

Nudge believes he is adopted; Betty develops a new typing system that causes chaos.

Martin and Debbie just cannot see eye-to-eye; Betty becomes addicted to an electric pencil-sharpener.

Betty brings a crystal into the Kelly household to help with peace and harmony, but all it seems to bring is havoc.

Debbie and Jenny have trouble sharing one room while another room is being painted, and things just get worse when Grandma arrives.

Just when Martin finds the answer to his needs when Jeanette walks through the door, Betty suspects Stan of being unfaithful.

The Kellys prepare for a visit from their cousin Elaine, a boring, buck-toothed, chubby country girl. But they're in for quite a surprise, especially Nudge.

Betty and Martin have a falling-out when she redesigns the office letterhead in her own inimitable style.

Simon convinces Martin to give him a job in the office, so Dad makes him Office Manager. Naturally Betty is very upset. To make matters worse, Simon decides that Betty's filing system needs revamping.

Debbie asks for a clothing allowance to compensate for the clothes that Jenny ruined; Stan comes down from Walgett with a startling proposition for Betty.

The forces of confusion gather as the date of Betty and Stan's wedding nears: Simon and Nudge plot a surprise for Stan's bucks night, and Betty's parents mysteriously disappear.

At last the big day has arrived: things aren't going smoothly for the bridesmaids; Stan reassures Martin that all will be right on the night; Betty has a surprise for everyone.

Debbie tries to give Nudge etiquette lessons; Betty decides to become more like Ita Buttrose.

Simon and Nudge give Martin a headache when they decide that drums are the answer to their boredom problem, but he discovers that he has a not-so-silent partner in Betty.

Martin receives a cheque written on a banana; Debbie falls for a married man.

Confusion and angst reign when Jenny decides to divorce her family; Betty becomes embroiled in litigation with the local lawyer, who seems intent on suing everyone in sight.

When cousin Elaine drops in to visit, Martin makes her welcome despite the family's protests. Meanwhile, Nudge claims to have found the secret to success with women.

Jenny has a billy-cart accident and Debbie is assigned to take care of her; Nudge develops a lifestyle-threatening allergy.

When Martin needs some interior decorating ideas for a client, he hires his attractive neighbour Jeanette, which upsets Betty, who wanted the job herself.

Nudge appears on the Magic Carpet Quiz Show, answering questions on his special subject: the Phantom.

Simon has problems enrolling at university; Jenny uses dirty tactics to become school captain.

Betty has a new role model, Ita Buttrose; Nudge is about to read his first book.

Martin grows two lemons and tries his luck with some plants.

Martin wants to relive his childhood and purchase an Austin-Healey Sprite; Debbie wants to drop out of art school.

Nudge and Betty come home with a new electronic doorbell; Simon practices being a waiter.

Betty stays at the Kellys' when her flat is flooded; Jenny gets her Barbie dolls confiscated as punishment.

Betty buys a stolen car--but with a cheque made out to herself.

Simon follows a new western revival; Jenny is doing an assignment on the stock market.

Martin lets Simon fix up the muddy backyard to test his engineering skills.

On a boring Saturday, the family does a painting of a bowl of fruit, and Nudge and Betty re-create the Pro Hart carpet commercial.

Nudge gets compassionate leave as his tree is sick; Simon has the hiccups.

Simon moves out of the house and Nudge moves in; Debbie feels insecure without her doll.

Betty gets her head stuck in her helmet; Martin wants to discuss marriage with Jeanette.

Nudge gets a second job to pay for dinner with a stunning lady, but he gets stuck in a chicken suit.

Elaine is back in town for a new tattoo; Betty is making a time capsule, so she sticks a video camera on her helmet and walks around observing life.

Martin enters the architects' golf day and enlists Nudge's help; Debbie tries to dye Simon's shirt back to its correct colour.

The boys want an expensive body kit for the VW; Debbie washes windows at traffic lights to make money.