15 Movies That Basically Take a Lifetime to Watch

What you could do instead: Play a really awesome game of Oregon Trail.

What you could do instead: Actually learn how Wall Street works by reading this book, High Level Investing For Dummies.

What you could do instead: How bad are your teeth? Because this is the time it takes to get four root canals.

What you could do instead: You could watch four episodes of Breaking Bad on Netflix and still have four minutes in between to pause and grab snacks.

What you could do instead: Is that the oven timer? Your 11-pound turkey is fully cooked.

What you could do instead: Your latex-based paint has dried completely.

What you could do instead: If you have medium to long hair, you could have gotten a full perm by now.

What you could do instead: You could fly from Orlando to New York to see Les Misérables on Broadway!

What you could do instead: This is how much time it takes to bike from the bottom of Manhattan to the top . . . and back again.

What you could do instead: You could burn 1,527 calories running six miles per hour.

What you could do instead: If you started waiting in line by 6:30 a.m., you would have a Cronut by now. You should treat yourself after all that biking and running, right?

What you could do instead: Depending on traffic, you could drive from Los Angeles to San Diego, and the scenery probably would have been just as good if you take the Pacific Coast Highway.

What you could do instead: Savvy reader? You could have read Gillian Flynn's book cover to cover.

What you could do instead: You could have listened to Family of the Year's "Hero," the anthem from Boyhood, 52 times on repeat.

What you could do instead: You could watch this video about herding cats 182 times.