The document advertises a mouse called StupidaMouse that has no buttons, implying it will prevent users from making mistakes since they cannot click on anything. It also mentions other fictional products like StupidaKey, a keyboard with no keys, and StupidaScreen, a monitor with no screen, both aimed at limiting user errors.
The document advertises a mouse called StupidaMouse that has no buttons, implying it will prevent users from making mistakes since they cannot click on anything. It also mentions other fictional products like StupidaKey, a keyboard with no keys, and StupidaScreen, a monitor with no screen, both aimed at limiting user errors.
8 l f 0 0 8 0 $ l 8 $ Stup|daMouse Stup|daMouse Stup|daMouse Stup|daMouse Stup|daMouse by Stup|daWorks 1998 Chris Condon www.dumbentia.com f00 000 l0l8. 808ll $l0l0 080f8F Give them StupidaKey
--- the keyboard
with no keys, removing almost any possibility of "user error"!!! 808ll, 808ll $l0l0 080f8F Give them StupidaScreen
--- the monitor
with no screen! Your users will have a truly hard time messing up what they can't see. You've trained them. Reloaded their systems from scratch countless times. Explained, ad nauseum, the difference between "memory" and "storage" --- and your users still don't get it. Okay, your users are stupid and they keep messing up their systems. Now there's a solution. StupidaMouse
by StupidaWorks has no buttons. That's
right! With no buttons your users can't click on anything --- and what they can't click, they can't screw up.