Hanif Kureishi - The Buddha of Suburbia
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CHAPTER ONE
inner room when it's enough to say that I was looking for trouble,
any kind of movement, action and sexual interest I could find,
because things were so tl*-y, so slow and heavy, in our family, I
don't know why. Quite frankly, it was all getting me down and I was
ready for anything.
Then one day everything changed. In the morning things were
one way and by bedtime another. I was seventeen.
On this day my father hurried home from work not in a gloomy
mood. His mood was high, for him. I could smell the train on him as
he put his briefcase away behind the front door and took off his
raincoat, chucking it over the bottom of the banisters. He grabbed
my fleeing little brother, Allie, and kissed him; he kissed my mother
and me with enthusiasm, as if we'd recently been rescued from an
earthquake. More normally, he handed Mum his supper: a packet of
kebabs and chapatis so 8reasy their paper wraPPer had sintegrated. Next, instead of flopping into a chair to watch the television
news and wait for Mum to put the warmed-up food on the table, he
went into their bedroom, which was downgtairs next to the living
room. He quickly stripped to his vest and underpants.
'Fetch the pink towel,' he said to me.
I did so. Dad spread it on the bedroom floor and ell on to his
knees. I wondered if he'd suddenly taken up religion. But no, he
placed his arms beside his head and kicked himself into the air.
'I must praise,' he said in a stiled voice.
stomach sagged down. His balls and prick fell foward in his pants.
Ttre considerable muscles in his arms swelled up and he breathed
energetically. Like many Indians he was small, but Dad was also
elegint an handsome, with delicate hands and manners; beside
him most Englishmen looked likeclumsy giraffes. He was broad and
sron8too:whenyounthe,dbeenaboxerandfanaticchest-
"'p"r,du''
were of their kitchen range. At
fonrard-thinktng.
Soon,mymother,whowasinthekitchenasu8ual,cameintothe
room and eaw Dad practising for the yoga Olympics' He hadn't
done thig for montha, go ghe knew gomething was up' She vore an
apron with flowerg on lt and nvlped her hands repeatedly on a tea
twel, a eouvenir from Woburn Abbey. Mum was a plump and
unphyeical woman with a pale round facrc and kind brown eyes' I
imaginea that she considered her body to be an inconvenient obiect
surrounding her, as if she were stranded on an unexPlored desert
island. Mostly she was a timid and cpmPliant Person, but when
exasperated she could get nenlily agtessive, like now'
'Allie, go to bed,' she said sharply to my brother, as he poked his
head around the door' He was wearing a net to stop his hair going
crazy when he slept. She said to Dad, 'Oh God, Haroon, all the front
of you's sticking out like that and everyone can see!' She turned to
me. 1ou encorrrate him to be llke thlo. At leaat pull the curtains!'
'It's not necessary, Mum. There ign'l another house that can see us
for a hundred yards - unless the/re watching through binoculars''
That's exactly what they are doing,' she said.
I pulled the curtains on the back garden. The room immediately
seemed to contract. Tension rose. I couldn't wait to get out of the
'I know you're only English, but you could wear a sari.' He
this proof of his importance, by busily tucking his vest in' This was
my opportunity.
'I'll come with you to Eva's if you want me to' I was going to 8o to
the chess club, but I'll force myself to miss it if you like.'
t said this as innocently as a vicar, not wanting to stymie things by
seeming too eager. I'd discovered in life that if you're too eager
others tend to get less eager. And i you're less eager it tends to make
others more eager. So the more eager I was the less eager I seemed.
Dad pulled up his vest and slapped his bare stomach rapiy with
both hands. The noise was loud and unattraive and it illed our
small house like pistol shots.
'OK,'Dad said to me, 'you get changed, Karim.' He turned to
Mum. He wanted her to be with him, to witness him being respected
by others. 'If only you'd come, Margaret.'
I charged upstairs to get changed. From my room, the walls
decorated ceiling to floor with newspapers, I could hear them
arguing downstairs. Would he persuade her to come? I hoped notMy father was more frivolous when my mother wasn't around. I put
o.' o.r" of my favourite rcoids, Dylan's'Positively Fourth Street', to
get me in the mood for the evening.
It took me several months to get ready: I changed my entire outfit
three times. At seven o'clock I came downstairs in what I knew were
the right clothes for Eva's evening. I wore turquoise flared trousers,
a blue and white flower-pattemed see-through shirt, blue suede
boots with Cuban heels, and a scarlet Indian waistcoat w'ith gold
stitching around the edges. I'd pulled on a headband to control my
shoulderJengl;h nzzy hair. I'd washed my face in old Spice.
Dad waited at the door for me, his hands in his pockets. He wore a
agrlat9d.
'Say goodbye to your mum,'he said.
In the living room Mum was watchingStqtoe and Son and taking a
bite from a Walnut Whip, which ahe replaced on the pouf in ftont of
her. This was her ritrral: she allowed herael a nibble only once every
fifteen minutes. It made her glance constantly between the clock and
the TV. Sometimes she went berserk and scofed the whole thing in
two minutes flat. 'I deserve my Whip,' she'd say defensively.
When she saw me she too became tense.
'Don't show us up, Karim,' she said, continuing to watch TV. 'You
look like Danny La Rue.'
'What about Auntie lean, then?' I said. 'She's got blue hair.'
'It's dignified for older women to have blue hair,'Mum said.
Dad and I got out of the house as quickly as we could. At the end
of the street, while we were waiting for the zz7 bus, a teacher of mine
with one eye walked past us and recognized me. Cydops said,
'Don't forget, a university degree is worth f2,w a yea for life!'
'Dont worryi said Dad. 'He'll go to university, oh yes. He'll be a
leading door in London. My father was a doctor. Medicine is in our
whole family.'
It wasn't far, about four miles, to the IGys', but Dad would never
have got there without me. I knew all the streets and every bus
route.
Dad had been in Britain since r95o - over twenty years - and for
ifteen of those years hd lived in the South London suburbs. Yet
still he stumbled around the place like an Indian iust off the boat,
and asked questions like, 'Is Dover in Kent?' d have thought, as an
employee of the British Govemment, as a Civil Service derk, even as
badly paid and insignificant a one as him, he'd just have to know
these things. I sweated with embarrassment when he hted
strangers in the street to ask direions to places that were a hundred
yards away in an area where he'd lived for almost two decades.
But his naivet made people protective, and women were drawn
by his innocence. They wanted to ntap their arms around him or
something, so lost and boyish d he look at times. Not that this was
entirely uncontrived, or unexploited. When I was small and the two
of us sat in Lyon's Comerhouse drinking milkshakes, he'd send me
like a messenger pigeon to women at other tables and have me
announce, 'My daddy u/ants to give you a kiss.'
Dad taught me to flirt with everyone I met, girls and boys alike,
and I came to see charm, rather than courtesy or honesty, or even
decency, as the primary social grace. And I even came to like people
who were callous or vicious provided they were interesting. But I
was sure Dad hadn't used his own gentle charisma to sleep with
anyone but Mum, while married.
Now, though, I suspected that Mrs Eva Kay - who had met Dad a
year ago at a 'writing for pleasure' class in an upstairs room at the
King's Head in Bromley High Street - wanted to chuck her armr
around him. Plain prurience was one of the easons I was so keen to
go to her place, and embarrassment one of the reasons why Mum
refused. Eva Kay was forward; she was brazen; she was wicked.
On the way to Eva's I persuaded Dad to stop off at the Three Tuns
in Beckenham. I got off the bus; Dad had no choice but to follow meThe pub was full of kids dressed like me, both from my school and
ftom other schools in the area. Most of the boys, so nondescript
during the day, now wore cataracts of velvet and satin, and bright
colours; some were in bedspreads and curtains. The little groovers
talked esoterically of Syd Barrett. To have an elder brother who lived
was down, and out, and up. She'd darkened her eyes with kohl so
she looked like a panda. Her feet wer bare, the toenails painted
alternately green and red.
When the front door was safely shut and we'd moved into the
darkness of the hall, Eva hugged Dad and kissed him all over his
face, including his lips. This was the first time I'd seen him kissed
with interest. Surprise, surprise, there was no sign of Mr Kay. When
Eva moved, when she furned to me, she was a kind of human crop
sPrayer, pumping out a plume of oriental .rolna. I was kying to
think if Eva was the most sophisticated person I'd ever met, or the
most pretentious, when she kissed me on the lips too. My stomach
tightened. Then, holding me at arm's length as if I were a coat she
was about to try on, she looked me all over and said, 'Karim Amir,
you a so exotic, so origin! Is sur a conEibution! Is so you!'
Thank you, Mrs Kay. If I'd had more notice, d have dressed up.'
'And with your fathes wonderful but cnrshing wit, too!'
I felt that I was being watred, and when I looked up I saw that
Charlie, her son, who was at my school in the sixth form and almost
a year older, was sitting at the top of the stairs, partly concealed by
the banisters. He was a boy upon whom natute had breathed such
beauty - his nose was so strght, his cheeks so hollow, his lips such
rosebuds - that people were afraid to approach hin, and he was
often alone. Men and boys got erections just being in the same room
as him; for others the same effect was had by being in the same
country. Women sighed in his presence, and teachers bristled. A
few days ago, during the school assembly, with the staf sitting like a
the chessdub.
Mum often said Eva was a vile showoffand bg-mouth, and even
I recognized that Eva was slightly ridiculous, but she was the only
Person over thib| I could talk to. She was inevitably good-tem-
"i.gln?
'No.'
'He said, "Is not *itin&
'But Eva
-'
i(sfing!"'
To teach her a legson I ad her the laat pagee of Ou ttv Rold. ,Good
defencel'she cried, but murmurrd - che alwaye had to have the last
wordr The cruellert thlng you can do to Kerouac is reread him at
thirty-eight.' lnavlng, ahe opened her goody bag, as she called it.
'Here's somethlng elee to read.' It waa Candida ,I,ll ring you next
Saturday to test you on it!'
The most thrilling time was when Eva, lying on my bed and
-Now Dad was sitting on the floor. The talk was of music and
books, of names like Dvo k, Krishnamurti and Eclectic. Looking at
them closely,
good and deep friend Haroon here, he will show us the Way. The
Path.'
other as
aeah.'
I knew immediately from the look on Charlie,s face that I,d been
an animal, a philistine, a child. charlie threw his shoulder-length
hair back, looked at me tolerantly for some time, and then smil'
'I think it's time you bathed yorrr eanl in something rey
nourishing, Karim.'
ramed theatre Posters for Genet plays. There were bamboo and
parchment scrolls with tubby Orientals copulating on them. There
was a bidet. As I sat there with my trousers down, taking it all in, I
had an extraornary reveLation. I could see my life dearly for the
first time: the future and what I wanted to do. I wanted to live always
this intensely: mysticism, alcohol, sexual promise, clever people and
drugs. I hadn't come upon it all like this before, and now I wanted
nothing else. The door to the future had opened: I could see which
way to go.
And Charlie? My love for him was unusual as love goes: it was not
Benerous. I admired him more than anyone but I didn't wish him
well. It was that I preferred him to me and wanted to be him. I
coveted his talents, face, s$rle. I wanted to wake up with them all
transferred to me.
I stood in the upstairs h. The house was silent except for the
distant sound of 'A Saucerful of Secrets'coming from the top of the
house. Someone was burning incense. I crept down the stairs to the
ground floor. The living-room door was open. I peered round it into
the dimly lit room. The advertising men and their wives weFe sitting
up, cross-legged, straight-backed, eyes dosed, breathing regularly
nnd deeply. The Corduroy Suit was sitting in a chai with his back to
everyone, reang and smoking. Neither Eva nor Dad were in the
nrom. Where could they have gone?
I left the hypnotized Buddhas and went through the house and
lnto the kitchen. The back door was wide open. I stepped out into
lhc darkness. It was a warn eveninp the moon was full.
I got down on my knees. I knew this was the thing to do - I'd gone
highly intuitive since Dad's display. I crawled asoss the patio. They
must have had a barbecue out there recently, because razor-sharp
charcoal shards jabbed into my knees, but I reached the edge of the
lawn without serious iniury. I could see vaguely that at the end of
the lawn there was a garden benr. As I crawled clos r tlrere was
rnough moonlight for me to see that Eva wag on the bench. She was
pulling her kaftan up over her head. lf I etrained my eyes I could see
hcr chest. And I did strain; I strained until my eyeballs went dry in
their sockets. Eventually I knew I was right. Eva had only one
breast. Where the other hationally was, there was nothing, so far
ns I could see.
Beneath all this hair and flesh, and virtually concealed fiom
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was my fa
aaoss the
crying out
bours,'oh
in
.Ti"ffi;
wonderec,
the suburban night air, to the wailing of Christian
curses from the mouth of a renegade Muslim masquerading as a
Buddhist?
Eva released her hand from his mouth. He started to laugh. The
'Where
arie
you, Charlie?'
charlie was lying on his back on the attic floor. I took the joint
'Come and lie beside me,' he said. ,Closer., He put his hand on my
arm. '\ow, you're not to take this bay.,
'No, never, whatever it is, Charlie.,
as if he'd iust heard the whole house had been burned to the
almost toured the loor, making her look squae. She was tired. S'
reminded me of the real world. I wanted to shout at her: Take
world away!
'Couldn't yorl have looked afterhim?, she said. She kept plucking
at my arm. 'I was looking out of the window and waiting for you for
I didn't think she'd get much sleep on that couch, and I felt sorry
Ior her. But she angered me, the way she punished herself. Why
eouldn't she be stronger? Why wouldn't she fight back? I would be
rtrong myself, I determined. That night I didn't go to bed but sat up
llstening to Radio Caroline. I'd glimpsed a world of excitement and
Mum
did all the housework and the cooking' At lunchtime she shopped'
nnd every evening she prepared the meal. After this she watched
She said,
drawn us, otl heads, three to a Page, for years. Three selfish men,
she ced us. She said she'd never liked men because men we
tortulers. It wasn't women who turned on the gas at Auschwitz,
according to her. Or bomH Vietnam. During this time of Dad,s
silence she drew a lot, putting her pad away behind the rair, with
('Air-raid tonigh) and
ed to oppress her into
andThe Dlurma Bums,
One afternoon, a few days into the Great Sulk, I made myself a
peanut-butter sandwich, put the Who,s Litr at Izeds undlr the
Power
pad. I
until I
ldeas.'
'Prepare what?'
CHAPTER TWO
lou like
l)od and Anwar lived next door to each other in Bombay and were
bcet fiends fom the age of five. Dad's father, the doctor, had built a
lovely low wooden house on fuhu beach for himself, his wife and his
twclve children. Dad and Anwar would sleep on the veranda and at
rlawn run down to the sea and swim. They went to school in a horse
drawn rickshaw. At weekends they played cricket, and after sctrool
lhere was tennis on the family court. The seryants would be balllxrys. The cricket matches were often against the British, and you
hnd to let them win. There were also constant riots and demon-
nragazine. Dad and Anwar loved to show off about all the film-stars
lhcy knew and the actresses the d kissed. Once, when I was seven
rlr cight, Dad told me he thought I should become an aor; it was a
gtxrd life, he said, and the proportion of work to money was highllut really he wanted me to be a doctor, and the subiect of acting was
rrever mentioned again. At school the careers officer said I should go
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socialist.
Anwar was always plumper than Dad, with his poagy gut and
round face. No sentence was complete without the flavouring of a
few noxious words, and he loved the prostitutes who hung ancund
l{yde Park. They called him Baby Face. He was less suave, too, for as
oon as Dad's monthly allowance arrived from India, Dad visited
Anwar sleeping in the chair itsel. one night, enraged by the mice
running around him, by sexual fmstration too, and burning with the
ltching of his mothes woollen vests, Dad drcssed hfunself in Lal's
pale blue smock, picked up the most feocious drill and attacked
Anwar as he slept. Anwar screamed when he awoke to find the
uture guru of Clrislehurst coming at him with a dentiss dill. This
playfulness, this refusal to take anything seriously, as if life dn't
matter, characterized Dad's attitude to his strres. Dad iust couldn't
eoncentrate. He'd never worked before and it didn't suit him now.
Anwar started to say of Dad, 'Haroon is called to the Bar every day at twelve o'clock and five-thirty.'
Dad defended himself: 'I go to the pub to think.'
'No, not think- dink,'Anwar replied.
On Fridays and Saturdays they went to dances and smooched
blissfully to Glenn Miller and Count Basie and Louis ArmsEong.
'l'hat is where Dad first laid eyes and hands on a pretty working-clace
girl rom the suburbs called Margaret. My mother told me that ehe
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could
and apparently
with,
lternoons, the only time the shop dosed. Dad's friendship with
Anwar was still essentially
lllc,
yaar.'
''l'he whites will never Promote us,' Dad said. 'Not an Inan
while there is a white man left on the earth. You don't have to deal
with them - they still think they have an Empire when they don't
lrovc two pennies to rub together.'
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completely?'
'I don't interest anyone else, why
should I interest myself?,
Anwar. 'Get on with living!'
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on these arguments went, above Anwar and
1nd
feeta,s
until they became so absorbed and hostile that
their
'Use the brains you've inherited from me, you bastard!'he said,
dau
broom
'My fault?'
'You
possible.
zg
It was indeed his fault, for under his car coat my father was
wr.aring what looked like a large pair of pfamas. On top was a long
rllk shirt embroidered around the neck with dragons. This fell over
lria ehest and flew out at his stomach for a couple of miles before
rlnrpping down to his knees. Under this he had on b"ggy trousers
rtrd sandals. But the real crime, the reason for concement under
ilre hairy car coat, was the crimson waistcoat with gold and silver
llllt'rns that he wore over the shirt. If Mum had caught him going
lrrt like that she would have called the police. After all, God was a
('lvil Servant, he had a briefcase and umbrella, he shouldn't be
wnlking around looking like a midget toreador.
'l'hc houses in Chislehurst had greenhouses, grand oaks and
rprinklers on the lawn; men came in to do the garden. It was so
ltlt1rrt,ssive for people like us that when our amilies walked these
ilrr.r'ts on Sunday visits to Auntie fean we'd treat it as a lowerrrrkldlc-class equivalent of the theatre. 'Ahhh' and 'oohh', we'd go,
Inrrrliining we lived there, what times we'd have, and how we'd
rlet'orate the place and organize the garden for cricket, badminton
rlrrl table tennis. Once I remember Mum looking reproachfully at
I )nrl, as if to say: What husband are you to give me so little when the
ullrr.r men, the Alans and Barrys and Peters and Roys, provide cars,
Irrrrst's, holidays, central heating and iewellery? They can at least
|ul rrp shelves or fix the fence. What can you do? And Mum would
elrunble into a pothole, just as we were doing now, since the roads
wln'dcliberately left comrgated with stones and pits, to discourage
rrr,lrrrary people from driving up and down.
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*":-nched
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fact
that Carl and Marianne stood barefoot
at
the palms of their hands together
in prayer and their heads bowed
as
if they were temple servants and not
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krng garden and its goldfish pond glowing under purple light, was a
trar. Not many people were drinking on this big spiritual occasion,
hut I could easily have put back a couple of pints. It wouldn,t have
and an older girl in tight hotpants were senring lassi and hot Inan
nibbles, guaranteed, I knew, to make you fart like a geriatric on Allbran. I foined th" gi.l in hotpants behind the bar and found out her
(irxl.
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CHAPTER THREE
Auntie )ean.
'What's Harry doing?' he mouthed.
Ted and fean never called Dad by his Indian name, Haroon Amir.
He was always 'Harry'to them, and they spoke of him as Harry to
other people. It was bad enough his being an Indian in the first
place, without having an awkward name too. They'd called Dad
Harry from the first time they'd met him, and there was nothing Dad
could do about it. So he called them 'Gin and Tonic'.
Uncle Ted and I were great mates. Sometimes he took me on
central heating jobs with him. I got paid for doing the heavy work.
We ate comed-beef sandwiches and drank tea from our thermos
flask. He gave me sporting tips and took me to the Catford dog rack
and Epsom Downs. He talked to me about pigeon racing. Ever since
I was tiny I'd loved Uncle Ted, because he knc'w about the things
other boys' fathers knew about, and Dad, to my frustration, didn't:
fishing and air rifles, eroplanes, and how ttl eat winkles.
My mind was rapidly working as I tried to sort out how it was that
Ted and fean had turned up here, like characters from an Ealing
Comedy walking into an Antonioni film. They were from Chislehtrrst too, but worlds away from Carl and Marianne. I concentrated
until things started to get clear in my mind. How had all this
I began to see. What I saw didn't cheer me.
- happened?
3)
tPoor Mum must have fallen into such unhappiness that she,d
spilled out Dad's original guru exploit in Beckenham to her sister.
Jean would have been apopleptic with outrage at her siste/s
There was no choice. Ted andfean slid slowly to the floor. It must
have been years since Auntie lean had been anywhere near the
ground, except when she fell over drunk. They certainly couldn,t
have expected the evening to be this devout, with everyone sitting
admiringly around Dad. We would be in big trouble later, no doubt
about that.
God was about to start. Helen went and sat down with the others
on the floor. I stood behind the bar and watched. Dad looked over
the crowd and smiled, until he discovered himself smiling at Ted
and fean. His expression didn't change for a moment.
Despite calling Ted and fean Gin and Tonic, he didn,t tlislikc Jean
and he did like Ted, who liked him in retum. Ted oftcn discusst d his
'little personal difficulties' with Dad, for although it was p<,rplt xing
for Ted that Dad had no money, Ted sensed that Dad un<.lerstoo
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life, that Dad was wise. So Ted told Dad about fean's heavy
drinking, or her affair with a young local councillor, or how his life
was beginning to seen futile, or how unsatisied he felt.
Whenever they had these trrth sessions Dad took care to take
advantage of Ted. 'He can talk and work at the same time, ean't he?'
said Dad as Ted, sometirnes in tears, inserted rawl-plugs into brick
as he made a shelf for Dad's Oriental books, or sanded a door, or
quite soon by more nothing as he sat there, his eyes fixed but full of
care.
throat.
bay. . .'
Behind Dad the door slowly opened. A couple stood there - a tall
young man with short, spiky hair dyed white- He wore silver shoes
and a shiny silver iacket. He looked like a spaceman. The girl with
him was dowdy in comparison. She was about seventeen, wearing a
long hippie smock, a skirt that trailed to the ground, and hair to her
waist. The door closed and they were Sone; no one was disturbed.
Everyone listened to Dad, apart from Jean, who tossed her hair
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about as if to keep him away. When she glanced at Ted for a sign o
The girl, bored to death, became more lively and nudged him
when she saw me, always the voyeur, peeping at them.
'Sorryi I said, turningaway.
'Karim, why are you ignoring me?'
I could see now it was Charlie.
'I'm not. I mean, I don't want to. Why hav you gone silver?'
"To have rnore fun.'
'Charlie, I haven't seen you for ages. What have you been doing?
I've been worried and everything, atrout you.'
'No reason to vorry, little one. I've been preparing for the rest of
my life. And everything.'
This fascinated me.
'Yeah? What kind of thing is the rest of your life going to be? D'you
and Marianne's ha[l. Every word was stinct, because my mind was
so empty, so dear. It went:
"Tis
o wilt
It was a rich, male voice, which came, not from above me, as I first
thought - I was not being directly addressed by an angel _ but from
one side. I followed it until I came to a conservatory whcre I could
see the boy with the silver hair sitting with the girl on a swing seat.
leather-bound book he held in one hand - an<J leaning inkr hcr face,
as if to press the words into her. She sat impassively, smelling of
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know already?'
'When I look into the future I see three things. Success. Success - '
'And success,' the girl added, weay.
'I hope so,' I said. 'Right on, man.'
The girl looked at me wryly. 'Little one,' she giggled. Then she
nuzzled her lips in his ear. 'Charlie, can't you read to me some
more?'
So Charlie started up again, reading to both of us, but I didn't feel
too good by now. To be honest, I felt a fool. I needed a fast dose of
God's head-medicine right now, but I didn't want to leave Charlie.
Why had he gone silver? Were we entering a new hair era that I'd
completely failed to notice?
I forced rnyself back into the living room. Dad's gi6 consisted of
half an hous sibilant instruction plus questions, half an hous yoga
and some meditation. At the end, when everyone had got up and
they were chatting sleepily, Auntie fean said hallo, pretty curtly. I
could see she wanted to leave, but at the same time she had her eyes
fixed on a relieved and smiling Dad at the other side of the room. He
had Eva beside him, and several people wanted more information
,f,
about his teaching. Two of them asked i he,d go to their house and
wanted to take her home but she insisted on going her own way, the
little fool. 'But why don't you want me?' he said. l really want you. I
What was he being so uncool for? Yet I wondered if, when the day
came that I wanted someone and they dn,t want me, I,d be able to
remain indifferent. I snorted in derision in his direction and waited
outside for Dad and Eva.
climbed over. In the porch I pulled the bell and heard it ring
somewhere deep in the house. It was spooky, I can tell you. There
vas no reply, so I strolled around the side.
'Karim, Karim,' Helen said quickly, in an anxious voice, from a
window above my head.
'Hiya,' I called. 'I just wanted to see you.'
'Me too, yeah?'
I got irritated. I always wanted everything to happen immediately. 'What's wrong, then? Can't you come out? What's this fuliet
'Come here.'
She shoved the phone at me and I heard tean say just one thing.
'Come and see us tomorrow. Without fail. Do you understand?,
She always shouted at you, as if you were stupid. Fuck you, I
thought. I didn't want to 8o near her in that mtlcrd. But, o c<lurse, I
At this her head seemed to have been ierked back into the house.
There was some muffled arguing - a man's voice - and the window
banged down. Then the curtains were drawn.
'Helen, Helen!'I called, suddenly feeling quite attached to her.
The front door opened. Helen's dad stood there. He was a big
man with a black beard and thick arms. I imagined that he had hairy
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Mum was waiting for us in the hall, her ace partly fudden in the
telephone. She was saying little, but I could hear the tinny sound of
fean on the other end. No time had been wasted. Dad scarpered into
his room. I was about to run upstairs when Mum said, ,Wait
minute, smart-arse, someone
'who?,
r^/ants
to talk to you.,
shoulders and, worst of all, a hairy back, like Peter Sellers and Sean
(I kept a list of aors with hairy backs which I constantly
updated.) And then I went white, but obviously not white enouth,
because Hairy Back let go of the dog he was holng, a Great fucking
Dane, and it padded interestedly towards me, its mouth hanging
open like a cave. It looked as though a jagged wedge had been
ripped from the lump of its head to form its yellow-toothed, stringspittled mouth. I put my arms out in front of me so the dog wouldn,t
.ip my hands off. I must have looked like a sleepwalker, but as I
-wanted myhands orotherpurposes I didn't care about this Baroque
pose, though as a rule I cared fanatically about the way I looked, and
Connery.
behaved as
than
etiquette.
'You can't see my daughter againi said Hairy Back. ,She doesn,t
Bo out with boys. Or with wogs.'
'Oh well.'
'Got it?'
'Yeah,' I said sullenly.
'We don't want you blackies coming to the house.'
'Have there been many?'
'Many what, you little coon?'
'Blackies.'
'Where?'
'Coming to the house.'
'We don't like it,' Hairy Back said. 'However many niggers there
are, we don't like it. We're with Enoch. If you put one of your black
'ands nearmy daughterl'll smash itwith a'ammer! With a,ammer!,
Hairy Back slammed the front door. I took a couple of steps back
and tumed to go. Fucking Hairy Back. I badly wanted to piss. I
looked at his car, a big Rover. I decided to let his tyres down. I could
would open the window and call my name, and call the dog's name
too. 'Oh, Helen, Helen,'I murmured.
My soft words obviously affected the dog, for suddenly there was
a flurry and I felt something odd on my shoulders. Yes, it was the
dog's paws. The dog's breath warmed my neck. I took another step
and so did the dog. I knew by now what the dog was up to. The dog
was in love with me - quick movements against my arse told me so.
Its ears were hot. I dn't think the dog would bite me, as its
movements were increasing, so I decided to run for it. The dog
shuddered against me.
I flew to the gate and climbed over, catching my pink shirt on a
nail as I iumped. Safely over, I picked up some stones and let the dog
have a couple of shots. One cracked off its nut but it didn't seem
bothered. As I climbed on to my bike I took off my iacket and
discovered dog jissom.
I was fucking bad-tempered when I finally pedalled up Iean's
front path. And fean always made everyone take off their shoes at
the front door in case you obliterated the carpet by walking over it
twice. Dad said, when we went in once, 'What is this, fean, a Hindu
temple? Is
it the
fastidious about any new purchase that their three-year-old car still
had plastic over the seats. Dad loved to turn to me and say, 'Aren't
we just in clover in this car, Karim?' He really made me laugh, Dad.
That morning when I set off I'd been determined to be suave and
dismissive, a real Dick Dver, but with dog spunk up the back of my
tonic iacket, no shoes, and dying for a piss, I found the Fitzgerald
front an effort. And lean led me straight into the living room, sat me
down by the innovative method of pressing on my shoulders, and
went out to find Ted.
I went to the window and looked out over the garden. Here, in the
summer, in the heyday of Pete/s Heaters, Ted and fean had
magnificent parties, or'do's, as Ted called them. My brother Allie,
Ted and I would put up a big marquee on the lawn and wait
breathlessly for the arrival of all South London and Kent society. The
most important builders, bank managers, accountants, local politicians and businessmen came with their wives and tarts. Allie and I
loved running among this reeking mob, the air thick with aftershave
and perfume. We served cocktails and offered sbawberries and
cream and gteaux, and cheese and chocolates, and sometimes, in
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ingaBuddhirt-'
'He le a Buddhist.'
'And carrying on with that mad woman, who everyone knows becauoe ohe'a told them - is disfigured.'
'DlaIgured, Auntie lean?'
'And yesterday, well, we couldn't believe our eyes, could we,
said, and tumed to Unde Ted, who was holding a cushion over his
face. 'What are you doing, Ted?'
I asked as innocently as I could, 'How will Dad's behaviour affe
your livelihood, Auntie lean?'
Auntie lean scratched her nose. Your mum can't take no moe,'
she said. 'It's your iob to stop the rot right now. If you do that
nothing more will be said. God's honour.'
' 'Cept at Christmas,' added Ted. He loved to say the wrong thing
at the wrong time, as if some self-respect came from rebellion.
fean got up and walked across the carpet in her high heels. She
opened a window and sniffed the fresh garden air. This tonic turned
her thoughts to Royty.
'An-yway, your dad's a Civil Servant. What would the Queen say
if she knew what he was up to?'
Ted. Ted!'
Ted nodded to indicate that he couldn't believe his eyes.
' 'Course, we presume this madness is going to stop right now.,
She sat back and waited for my reply. I tell you, Auntie fean really
knew how to give you frightening looks, so much so that I found
myself struggling to suppress a fart that needed to be free. I crossed
my legs and pressed down into the sofa as hard as I could. But it was
no use. The naughty fart bubbled gaily out o me. Within seconds
the rank gas had risen and was wafting towards Auntie fean, who
was still waiting for me to speak.
'Don't ask me, Auntie fean. It's none of our business, what Dad
does, is it?'
'I'm afraid it's not just his bloody business, is it? It affects all of us!
They'll think we're all bloody baomy. Think of Peter/s Heaters!, she
affair was over, and I rather regretted this, as our life refurned to dull
normalcy. But one evening the phone rang and Mum answered it.
She immediately replaced the receiver. Dad was standing at the door
of his room. 'Who was it?' he asked.
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CHAPTER FOUR
me.
It was clear in other ways that Eva wasn't going to leave our lives
now. She was present when Dad was withdrawn and preoccupied every night, in fact; she was there when Mum and Dad watched
Panorama together; she was there when he heard a sad record or
anyone mentioned love' And no one was happy. I had no idea i Dad
was meeting Eva on the sly. How could that have been possible? Life
for commuters was regulated to the minute; i trains were delayed or
By train, eh?'
He went into the kitchen, where Mum was putting the Sunday
roast in the oven. He took her out into the garden, and I muld see
him asking her how she was. ln other words, what was happe.i.g
with Dad and Eva and l the Buddha business? What could Mum
say? Everything was OK and not OK. There were no clues, but ttut
dn't mean crimes were notbeing committed.
Having dealt with Mum, still in his businessman mode, Ted
barged into the bedfix)m, where Dad was. Nosy as ever, I followed
him, even as he tried to slam the door in my face.
Dad was sitting on the white counterpane of his bed, deaning his
shoes with one of my tiedyed vests. Dad polished his shoes, about
ten pairs, with patience and care, every Sunday morning. Then he
brushed his suits, rose his shirts for the week - one day pink, the
next blue, the next lilac and so on - selected his crrlinks, and
arranged his ties, of which there were at least a hundled. Sitting
there absorbed, and turning in surprise as the door banged open,
with huge puffing Ted in black boots and a baggy green turtleneck
filling the room like a horse in a prison cell, Dad looked small and
childlike in comparison, his privary and innocence now violated.
They looked at each other, Ted truculent and dumsy, Dad iust
sitting there in white vest and pyiama bottoms, his bull neck sinking
into his tremendous rest and untremendous guts. But Dad dn't
mind at all. He loved it when people carne and went, ttre house full
of talk and aivity, as it worrld have been in Bombay.
'Ah, Ted, please, can you have a look at this for me?'
'What?'
A look of panic invaded Ted's face. Every time he came to our
plade he determined not to be rnanoeuvred into fixing anything.
fust glance at one gone.wrong damn thing,'Dad said.
He led Ted around the bed to a shaky table on which he kept his
record-playe, one of those box iobs covered in cheap felt udth a
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eyes at me,
small speaker at the front and a brittle cream turntable, with a long
spindle through it for stacking long-players. Dad waved at it and
addressed Ted as I'rn sure he used to speak to his servants.
'I'm heart-broken, Ted. tr can't play my Nat King Cole and Pink
Floyd records. Please help me out.'
Ted peered at it. I noticed his ingers were thick as sausages, the
nails srnashed, the flesh ingrained with filth. I tried to imagine his
hand on a woman's body. 'Why can't Karim do it?'
'He's saving his fingers to be a doctor. Plus he's a useless bastard.'
That's tme,' said Ted, cheered by this insult.
'of course, is the useless that endure.'
Ted looked suspiciously at Dad after this uncalled-for mysticism. I
fetched Ted's screwdriver from his car and he sat on the bed and
started to unscrew the record-player.
]ean said I should come and see you, Harry.'Ted dn't know
what to say next and Dad didn't hetp him. 'She says you're a
Buddhist.'
He said'Buddhist'as he would have said'homosexual'had he
c'
cause to say'homosexual'ever, which he dn't.
'What ie a Buddhiet?'
'What wac all that funny bualneaa with no shoes on the other
week up ln Chltlchurat?'Ted countered.
'pld lt dlrgutt you, llatenlng to me?'
'Mc? No, l'll llsten to anyone. But lean, she definitely had her
rtomoch tumed queer.'
'why?'
'Buddhism isn't the kinit of thing she's used to. Is got to stop!
Everything you're up to, is tot to stoP right now!'
Dad went into one of his crafty silences" iust sitting there with his
thumbs together and his head humbly bent like a kid who,s been
told off but is convinced, in his heart, that he's right.
'So just stoP, o what will I tell
Ted was getting stormy. Dad continued
'ean?' to sit.
Tell her: Harr5/s nothing.'
This took the rest of the puff out of Ted, who was, failing
everything else, in need of a row, even though he had his hands full
of record-player parts.
Then, with a turn of speed, Dad switched the subiect. Like a
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had his nose on Das rest. Ted remained in that position, the
record-player on his lap, with Dad looking down on to the top of his
head, for at least five minutes before Dad spoke. Then he said,
'fhere's too much work in the world.'
Somehow Dad had released Ted from the obligation to behave
normally. Ted's voice was roked. 'Can't iust stop,' he moaned.
no kind of order. feeta's till was crammed into a cornerby the door,
so she was always cold and wore fingerless gloves the year
roun Anwas chair was at the opposite end, in an alcove, from
which he looked out exPessionlessly' outside were boxes of
vegetables. Paradise opened at eight in the moming and dosed at
ten at night. They didn't even have Sundays off now, though every
year at Christrnas Anwar and feeta took a week off. Every year, after
the New Year, I dreaded hearing Anwar say, 'Only three hundred
and fifty-seven days until we can est freely again.'
I didn't know how mut money they had. But i,f they had
anything they must have buried it, because they never bought any of
the things people in Chislehurst would exnnge their legs for:
velvet curtains, ster os, Martinis, electric l,awnmowers, doubleglur B.The idea of enjoyment had passed leeta and '{nwar by.
They behaved as i they had unlimited livesl this life was of no
5o
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What a weekend lt was, wtth the confusion and pain between Mum
murder each other, not out of hatred but out of despair. I sat upstairs
in my room when I could, but kept imagining they r,\'ere going to try
and stab each other. And I panicked in case I wouldn't be able to
separate them in time.
of nobility; for the Greeks they were a sign of treachery. 'Which will
you tum out to be, Roman or Greek?' she liked to say.
I grew up with famila and we'd never stopped playing together.
famila and her parents were like an altemative family. It comforted
me that there was always somewhre less intense, and warmer,
where I could go when my own family had me thinking of running
away.
Princess feeta fed me dozens of the |rot kebabs I loved, which I
coated with mango chutrey and wrapped in chapati. She called me
the Fire Eater because of it. feeta's was also my favourite place for a
bath. Although their bathroom was rotten, with the plaster crrmbling off the walls, most of the ceiling dumped on the floor and the
Ascot heater as dangerous as a landmine, leeta would sit next to the
bath and massage my head with olive oil, jamming her ni$ fingers
into every crevice of my skull until my body was rnolten. In return
Iamila and I were insErred to walk on her back, |eeta lying beside
her bed while fammie and I trod up and down on her, holding on to
ear other while feeta gave orders: 'Press your toes into my neck it's stiff, stiff, made of iron! Yes, there, there! Down a bit! Yes, on the
bulge, on the rock, yes, downstairs, upstairs, on the landing!'
famila was more advanced than I, in every way" There was a
library next to the shop, and for years the librarian, Miss Cutmore,
would take f amila in after school and give her tea. Miss Cutmore had
Cutmore, who loved her. tust being for years beside someone who
liked writers, coffee and subversive ideas, and told her she was
brilliant had changed her for good, I reckoned. I kept moaning that I
wished I had a teacher like that.
But when Miss Cutrnore left South london for Bath, famila got
gudgng and started to hate Miss Cutmore for forgetting that she
was lndian. famila thought Miss Cutmore really wanted to eradicate
everything that was foreign in her. 'She spoke to my Paents as if
they were peasants,'famila said. She drove me mad by saying Miss
Cutuiore had colonized her, but famila was the strongest-willed
person I'd met: no one could turn her into a colony. Anyway, I hated
ungrateful people. Without Miss Cutrrore, famila wouldn't have
even heard the word 'colonl/. Miss Cutmore started you off,' I told
her.
Via the record library lamila soon turned on to Bessie and Sarah
and Dinah xnd Flla, whose records she'd bring round to our pLace
and play to Dad. The/d sit de by side on his bed, waving their
arms and singrng along. Miss Cutmole had also told her about
equality, fraternity and the other one, I forget what it is, so in her
purse fammie always carried a photograph of Angela Davis, and she
wore black clothes and had a tnrculent attitude to schoolteachers.
For months it was Soledad this and Soledad that. Yeah, sometires
we were French, Jammie and I, and other times we went black
American. The thing was, we were supposed to be English, but to
the English we r'ere always wogs and nigs and Pakis and the rest of
it.
shouldn't Dad restrain himself, you know, and think about us, his
family? Put us first?'
It was talking about it now for the first time that made me realize
how unhappy the whole thing was making me. Our whole family
was in tatters and no one was talking about it.
'Sometimes you can be so bourgeois, Creamy feans. Families
aren't sacred, especially to Indian men, who talk about nothing else
and a othenvise.'
1our das not like that,' I said.
She was always putting me down. I couldt take it today. She
was so tnwerful, famnie, so in control and certain what to do about
everything.
'And he loves her. You said your dad loves Eva.'
Yes, I s'pose I did say that. I think he loves her. He hasn't exactly
said it over the place.'
'Well, Creamy, love should have its way, shouldn't it? Dot ya
believe in loveT
1es, oK, oK, theoretcally. For God's sake, Jammie!'
Before I knew it, we were passing a public toilet beside the park
and her hand was pulling on mine. As she tugged me towards it and
I inhaled the urine, shit and sinfectant cocktail I associated with
love, I just had to stop and think. I dt believe in monogamy or
anything old like that, but my mind was still on Charlie and I
couldn't think of anyone else, not even lammie.
It was unusual, I knew, the way I wanted to sleep with boys as
well as guls. I liked strong bodies and the backs of boys' necks- I
liked being handled by men, their fists pulling me; and I liked
obiects - the ends of brushes, pens, fingers - up my arse. But I liked
cunts and breasts, all of women's softness, long smooth legs and the
way women dressed. I felt it would be heart-breaking to have to
choose one or the other, like having to decide between the Beatles
and the Rolling Stones. I never liked to think much about the whole
more important than that, it was Mum and Dad and Eva. How could
I think about anything else?
I had the brilliant idea of saying, 'And what's your nervs, lammie?
Tell me.'
She paused. It worked remarlobly well. 'Irs take another fum
around the block,' she said. 'Is seriousness squa1ed, Creamy }eans.
I don't know what's happening to me. No jokes, all right?'
She started at the beginning.
Under the influence of Angela Davis, famila had started exercising
every day, leaming karate and judo, getting up early to stretch and
run and do press-ups. She bowled along like a dream, Jamila; she
could have run on snow and left no footsteps. She was preparing for
the guerrilla war she knew would be necessary when the whites
finally tumed on the blacks and Asians and tried to force us into gas
chambers or push us into leaky boats.
This wasn't as ludisous as it sounded. The area in which |amila
lived was closer to London than our suburbs, and far poorer. It was
full of neo-fascist groups, thugs who had their own pubs and dubs
and shops. On Saturdays they'd be out in the High Sheet selling
their newspapers and pamphlets. They also operated outside the
schools and colleges and football grounds, like Millwall and Crystal
Palace. At night they roamed the streets, beating Asians and
shoving shit and burning ags through their letter-boxes. Frequently
the mean, white, hating faces had public meetings and the Union
facks were paraded through the streets, protected by the police.
There was no evidence that these people would go away - no
evidence that their power would diminish rather thanincrease. The
lives o Anwar and Jeeta and Jamila were pervaded by ear of
violence. I'm sure it was something they thought about every day.
feeta kept buckets of water around her bed in case the shop was firebombed in the night. Many of famila's attitudes were inspired by the
possibility that a white group might kill one of us one day.
famila tried to recruit me to her cadre for training but I couldn't get
up in the moming. 'Why do we have to start training at eight?' I
whined.
'Cuba wasn't won by getting up late, was it? Fidel and Che didn't
get up at two in the afternoon, did they? They didn't even have time
to shave!'
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- immediately!'
But Anwar ignored Dad's feeling. There had been friction
between Anwar and Dad over the question of children before. Dad
was very proud that he had two sons. He was convincedit meant he
had 'good seed'. As Anwar had only produced one daughter it
meant that he had 'weak seed'. Dad loved pointing this out to
Anwar. 'Surely, yur, you have potentially more than one girl and
Then Anwar would rent a flat nearby for the newly-weds. 'Big
enough for two children,' he said, to a startled famila. He took her
hand and added, 'Soon you'll be very h"ppy.' Her mother said,
'\rVe're both very glad for you, famila.'
Not surprisingly for someone with Jamila's temper and Angela
Davis's beliefs, famila wasn't too pleased.
'What did you say to him?' I asked, as we walked.
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'Creamy, I'd have walked out there and then. I'd have got the
Council to take me into care. Anything. I'd have lived with friends,
done a runner. Except for my mother. He takes it out on feeta. He
abuses her.'
'Hits her? Really?'
'He used to, yes, until I told him I'd cut off his hair with a canring
knife if he did it again. But he knows how to make her lie terrible
without physical violence. He's had many years of praice.'
'lA/ell,' l said, satisfied that there wasn't mur more to be said on
the matter, 'in the end he can't make you do anything you don,t
want to do.'
She turned on me. But he can! You know my ather well, but not
that well. There's something I haven't told you. Come with me.
Come on, IGrim,'she insisted.
We went back to their shop, where she quickly made me a kebab
and chapati, t}ris time with onions and green rillis. The kebab
sweated brown iuice over the raw onions. The chapati scalded my
fingers: it was lethal.
'Bring it upstaire, wlll you, IGrim?' she said.
Her mother called through to ue from the till. 'No, famila, don't
take him up there!' And she banged down a bottle of milk and
rightened a cuctromer.
'What'r wn)nt, Auntie [erlta?'I asked. She was going to cry.
'Comc on,'famila said.
l wag about to wedge as mur of the kebab as I could into my gob
without puking when famila putled me upstairs, her mother shouting after her, tamila, famila!'
By now I wanted to go home; I'd had enough of family dramas. If I
wanted all that lbsen stuff I could have stayed indoors. Besides, with
famila's help I'd wanted to work out what I thought of Dad and Eva,
whether I should be open-minded o not. Now there was no chance
Anwar was sitting on a bed in the living room, which wasn't his
normal bed in its normal place. He was wearing a frayed and
mouldyJooking pyiama jacket, and I noticed that his toenails rather
resembled cashew nuts. For some reason his mouth was hanging
open and he was panting, though he couldn't have run for a bus in
the last five minutes. He was unshaven, and thinner than I'd ever
seen him. His lips were dry and flaking. His skin looked yellow and
his eyes were sunken, each of them seeming to lie in a bruise. Next
to the bed was a diry encnrsted pot with a pool of piss in it. I'd never
seen anyone dying before, but I was sure Anwar qualified. Anwar
His voice was changed: it was reedy and weak now. 'Take that
damn kebab out of my nose,' he said. 'And take that damn girl with
you.'
famila touched my arm. 'Watch.' She sat down on the edge of the
bed and leaned towards him. 'Please, please stop all this.'
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of contempLation.
Half-way up the stairs I smelled something rotten. It was feet and
Yes. You'll cop it, boss, if you don,t eat your grub like everyone
else.'
'I won't eat. I will e. If Gandhi could shove out the English
from
India by not eating, I can get my family to obey me by exactly the
same.'
'What do you want her to do?,
To marry the boy I have selected with my brother.'
Tut it's old-fashioned, Uncle, out of date,, I explained. ,No one
does that kind of thing now. They iust marry the person the re into,
if they bother to get married at all.,
bathroom and fetched a wet cloth, returning to soak the pissy sheet
until I was sure it wouldn't stink any more. It was irrational of me to
hate his irrationality so much that I sprayed piss over his bed" But as
I scmbbed his sheet I realized he had no idea what I was doing on
my knees beside him.
famila came outside while I unlocked my bike.
"What are you going to do, Iammie?'
'I don't know. What do you suggest?'
'I don't know either.'
'No.'
'But I'll think about it,' I said. 'I promise I'll come up with
something.'
'Thanks.'
hour, just holding each other and thinking about our respeive
futures.
because I called him a queer. This teacher was always making me sit
CHAPTER FIVE
in the High Street and see what blends they had. My bedroom
contained boxes and boxes of tea, and I was always happy to have
new brews with which to concoct more original combos in my
teapot. I was supposed to be preparing for my mock A levels in
could just drift and hang out and see what happened, which suited
me fine, even more than being a Customs Officer or a professional
footballer or a guitarist.
So I was racing through South London on mybike, nearly getting
have famila with them. She definitely couldn't stay with us: Dad
would tet in shit vith Anwar. Who could I discuss it with? The only
person I knew who'd be helpful and obiective and on my side was
Eva. But l wasn't supposed to like her because her love or my father
was buggering uP ou entire family. Yet she was the only sane
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8own-uP l knew now that I could cross Anwar andleeta off my list
of normals.
It was certainlybizane, Uncle Anwar behaving like a Muslim. I'd
never known him believe in anything before, so it was an amazing
The creature with the scarf was across the road in a crowd of
shoppers. They were fanatical shoppers in our suburbs. Shopping
was to them what the rumba and singing is to Brazilians. Saturday
afternoons, when the skeets were solid with white faces, was a
carnival of consumerism as goods were ripped from shelves. And
every year after Christuras, when the sales were about to begin,
there'd be a queue of at least twenty iots sleeping in the winter
cold outside the big stores fo two days before they opened,
wrapped in blankets and lying in dechairs.
Dad norurally wouldn't have been otrt in sur madness, but there
he was, this grey-haired man iust over five feet tall, going into a
phone-box when we had a working telephone in our hall. I could see
he'd never used a public phone before. He put on his glasses and
read through the instnrctions several times beore putting a pile of
coins on top of the box and alling. When he got through and began
to speak he cheered up as he laughed and talked away, before
becorning depressed at the end of the call. He put the phone down,
turned, and spotted me watring him'
He came out of the phone-box and I pushed my bicycle beside him
through the crowds. I badly wanted to know his opinion on the
Anwar business, but obviously he wasn't in the.mood for it now.
'How's Eva?'I asked.
bank. I got off my birycle and stood there in Bromley High Street,
next to the plaque that said'H. G. Wells was bom here,.
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o his face and looked like a nervous bank robber who couldn,t ind a
There are certain looks on certain faces I don,t want to see again,
and this was one of them. Confusion and anguish and fear ctouaea
his face. I was sure he hadn't thought much about any of this. It had
all just happened in the random way things do. Now it surprised
him thathe was expected to declare the pattemand intention behind
it all in order that others could understand. But there wasn,t a pLan,
iust passion and strong feeling which had ambushed him.
'I don't know.'
"lllhat do you eel tike7
'I feel as if I'm experiencing things l,ve never felt before, very
strong, potent, ovenlrhelming things.'
You mean you never loved Mum?,
He thought for a while about this. why did he have to even think!
'Have you ever missed anyone, Kaim? A
B'l7 We must have
both been thinking of Charlie, because he added kiny, ,or a
friend?'
I nodded.
'All the time I am not with Eva I miss her. when I talk to myserf in
my mind, it is always her I talk to. She understands many things. I
feel that if I am not with her I will be making a great mistake, mising
a real opportunity. And there's something else. Something that Ev
just told me.'
'Yeah?'
'She is seeing other men.'
'What sort o men, Dad?'
He shrugged. 'I didn't ask or specifications.'
'Not white men in dripdry shirts?,
'You snob, I don't know why you dislike drifdry shirts so much.
These things are very convenient for women. But you remember
that beetle Shadwell?'
'Yeah.'
house for parties.' Here Dad hesitated. 'She and the beette don't do
anything together in that way, but I am afraid that he will romantically take her away. I will feel so lost, trGrim, without her.'
'I've always been suspicious of Eva,' l said. 'She likes important
people. She's doing it to blackmail you, I know she is.'
'Yes, and partly because she's unhappy without me. She can't
said, 'Get back in yer rickshaw." The day was dosing in on me. I
hadn't bought any tea and there was an Alan Freeman radio
protramme on the story of the l(nks that I wanted to listen to" I
pulled away from Dad and started to run, wheeling my bike beside
me.
someone else.
Every day after srool
6Z
"r,
aog.o"t
-ur,t;;;";
BoM as
I_,
we had a
combination of miserable expectations
"'p""t"tions;
l"J
*ira hopes. Mysel I
had only wild hopes.
Charlie ignored me, as he was ignoring
most of his friends since
he'd appeared on the front-page
of the B romrey and Kentish Times
with
his band, Mustn,t Grumble, -"ft".
ur,
gig in a local sports
ground' The band had been playing
"p";;.for two
togther
years, at school
dances, in pubs and as support
at a couple of bigger concerts,
but
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'Rely?'
Eva living with her own husband again? That surprised me. It
would surprise Dad too, no doubt.
'Is Eva pleased?' I said.
'As you well know, you little pouf, she nearly died.
She's
'Oh God.'
'Yeah, but I don't like him too much anyway. He's sastic.
There'll be room in our house for someone else. Everything in our
lives is going to change pretty soon. I love your old man, Creamy.
He inspires me.'
I was flattered to hear this. I was about to say, If Eva and Dad get
married you'll be my brother and we'll have committed incest, but I
managed to shut my trap. Still, the thought Bave me quite a jolt of
pleasure. It meant I'd be connected to Charlie for years and yeats,
long after we left school. I wanted to encourage Dad and Eva to get
together. Surely it was up to Mum to get on her feet again? Maybe
she'd even find someone else, though I doubted it.
Suddenly the suburban street outside the school was blasted by an
explosion louder than anything heard there since the Luftwaffe
bombed it in 1944. Windows opened; Srocers ran to the doors of
their shops; customers stopped discussing bacon and turned; our
teachers wobbled on their birycles as the noise buffeted them like a
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conunon like us
boy to be in ch
Charlie was at
rehearse with his band.
'Want a lift anlrwhere?, Charlie
shouted to Helen.
'Not today! See you!,
tomorror^r.
thi.g.,
ve of people being used
iust for
i the
ott
mus
And
the last few yards and was breathing heavily, but more out of
anxiety than exhaustion. I introduced her to Helen. Jamila barely
glanced at her but Helen kept her arm in mine.
'Anwas getting vorse and worse,'|amila said. 'He's going the
whole way.'
'D'you want me to leave you two together?' Helen asked.
I quickly said no and asked fammie i I corrld tell Helen what was
happening.
'Yes, if you want to expose our culture as being ridiculous and our
people as old-fashioned, extreme and narrow-minded.'
So I told Helen about the hunger-strike. famila butted in to add
details and keep us up to date. Anwar hadn't compromised in the
slightest, not nibbling a biscuit or sipping a glass of water or
smoking a single cigarette. Either famila obeyed or he would die
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69.
'I didn't see it,, said Mum.
'Oh, what a shame. It was profound.,
Mum iooked self_pitying
,It
was tluerating.
want to go and [v
^"J" -"
rffi":j*:n.
nnff:,
'a"r$:1I
you a Buddhist?,
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knew of the war was the thick squat block of the air-raid shelter at
the end of the garden which as a child I took over as my own little
house. Even then it contained its rows of iam-iars and rotten bunkbeds from 1943.
'Is simple for us to sPeak of love,' I said to Helen. 'l/hat about the
war?'
famila stood up irritably. lAlhy are we discussing the war, trGrim?'
'Is important, is -'
'You idiot. Please -' And she looked imploringly at Mum. '!AIe
came here for a purpose. Why ae you making me wait like this?
kt's get on with the consultation.'
Mum said, indicating the adioinin8 $'l' with him7
famila nodded and bit her fingernails. Mum laughed bitterly'He can't even sort hirnself out.'
'It was Karirs idea,'Jamila said, and swept out o the roomDon't make nre laugh,'Munr said to me- 'l/hy are you doing this
to her? Why don't you do something useful like dearing out the
kitchen? Why dot you go and read a srool book? Why don't you
do something that will tet you somewhere, Karim?'
'Don't get hysteical,' I said to Mum.
"Why not?'she replied.
When we went into his room, God was lying on his bed listening
to music on the rao. He looked approvingly at Helen and winked
at me. He liked her; but then, he was keen for me to go out with
,Iy'hy
go out with
anyone, as long as they were not boys or Indians.
friend of
a
Pakistani
I
brought
when
these Muslims?'he said once,
problems,'
he
many
famila's home with me. '\AIhy not?' I asked. Too
,\Arhat
problems?' I asked. He wasn't good at being
said imperiously.
speciic; he shook his head as if to say there were so many problems
7)
8ame.
beore
Iamila rsed her eyes to heaven. Helen was drivingher to
suicide,
see that. HLbn iust made me t",.gtr but this
was
sober
,l 1Ua
Duslness.
I said, lA/on't you go and see him?,
-The
bunk-
'Great!'
some
All of
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75
door with
,.ia
Hutur,.
tooked atfammie
-"":T"H?;ffi#J:;:T:"[:
advice the time. They ask for advice when they should try to be
more avare of what is happening.'
Thanks a lot,' said lamila.
It was midnight when we took her home. Her head was bowed as
she went in. I asked her if she'd made her decision.
'Oh yes,' she said, starting up the stairs to the flat where her
d it.
your intuition,
"st
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TT
CHAPTER SIX
of cardboard I
was holding, he simply sropped pushing the
holley, rcft it st r,air,g
among the shoving airport crow l and walked
towards Jeeta and hi
wife-to-be, lamila.
il;
Changez and famila would stay at the Ritz for a couple of nights.
Today there would be a small party to welcome Changez to England.
Anwar was standing anxiously at the window of Paradise Stores
as the Rover turned into the street, stopping outside the library.
Anwar had even changed his suiq he was wearing a late r95os iob, as
opposed to the usu early r95os number. The suit was pinned and
fucked all over, for he was bony now. His nose and reekbones
protmded as never before, and he was paler than Helen, so pale that
no one could possibly call him a darkie or black bastard, though they
might legitimately have used the word bastard. He was weak and
found it fficrrlt to pick up his feet as he walked. He moved as if he
had bags of sugar tied to his ankles. And when Clrangez embraced
him in the street I thought I heard Anwa/s bones cracking' Then he
ghook Change/s hand twice and pinred his reeks. This effort
aeemed to tile Anwar.
somewhere beautiful.'
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what looked like several sacks: long skirts, perhaps three, one ove
the other, and a long smock in faded green beneath which the flat
arcs of her braless breasts were visible to the slightly interested. She
had on her usual pair of National Health gliasses, and on her feet a
rather unrelenting pair of Dr Martens in brown, which gave the
impression that she was about to take up hill-walking. She was crazy
about these clothes, dlighted to have found an outfit she could
wear every day, wanting, like a Chinese Peasant, never to have to
think about what to put on. A simpl'e idea like this, so pical of
|amila' who had little physical vanity, d seem eccentric to other
people, and certainly made me laugh. The one person it dn'tseem
cccentric to, because he dn't notice it, was her father. He rely
knew little about lamila. [f someone had asked him who she voted
or, what the names of her women friends were, what she liked in
tie, he couldn't have answered. It was as if, in some strange way, it
was beneath his gnity to take an inte st in her. He didt see her.
There were iust certain ways in which this woman who was his
daughter had to behave.
Eventually four relatives of Anwas turned up with more drink
und food, and gifts of doth and pots. One of the men gave famila a
wig; there was a sandalwood gadand for Changez- Soon the room
was noisy and busy and animated'
Anwar was getting to know Changez. He didn't seem in the least
displeased with him, and smiled and nodded and touched him
constantly. Some time passed before Anwar noticed that his muchanticipated son-in-law wasn't the rippling physical specimen he'd
cxpected. They weren't speaking English, so I dt know exactly
what was said, but Anwar, after a glance, followed by a concemed
closer study, followed by a little step to one side for a better angle,
pointed anxiously at Changez's arm'
8r
_o.rfa-J.
tolerate.
in
before?,
8z
bristle sticking out of his bay shaved face - that even I couldn't
laugh at him in my usual way. And he spoke to me so kiny, and
with such innocent enthusiasm, that I felt like sayrng toJamila, Hey,
he's not so bad!
'Will you take me on the road here to see one or two things that tr
might like to see?'
'Sr.lre, whenever you like,' I replied.
'I also like to watch cricket" We can go perhaps to Lords. I have
brought my o$rn binoculars.'
'Excellent.'
'And visit bookshops? I hear there are many establishments in the
Charing Cross Road.'
'Yes. What do you like to read?'
The dassics,' he said firmty. I saw that he had a pompous side to
him, so certain he seemed in taste and judgement. 'Yot"l like classics
too?'
stood there looking out o the window and scratching his arse,
completely ignoring his father-in-law, who had no choice but to
(:arry on with his explanation. As Anwar was talking Changez
turned to him and said, 'I thought it would be much more freezing in
England than this.'
Anwar was bewildered and irritated by this non tquitur.
'But I was speaking about the price of vegetables,' said Anwar.
'What for?' asked Changez in bewilderment. 'I am mainly a meateater.'
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VD, white woman, white woman.'Apart from this, she was angry
with |amila or marrying Changez, the sight of whom made her feel
ill. I told her to go to San Francisco.
::t"::;"T"";rryhim,then?
'Because you wanted to marry him.,
concern.'
nne leaving, he
hurried over
'Creamy.'
'Goodbye, Creamy.'
'Goodbye, Bubble.'
outside, Helen had the Rover roaring and the rao on. I heard
my favourite lines from Abbey Ru/l. 'Soon we'll be away from here,
$tcp on the gas and wipe that tear away.' To my surprise Eva's car
was also parked outside the library. And Dad was holding the door
open. He was buoyant today, but also edry and more authoritative
than I'd seen him for ages, when mostly he'd been gloomy and
nulky. It was as if he'd made up his mind about something yet was
rrot sure if it was the right thing to do. So instead of being relaxed
rrtrd content, he was tenser and less tolerant than ever.
'(let in,' he said, pointing to the back seat of Eva's car.
'What for? Where are we going?'
'fust get in. I'm your dad, aren't I? Haven't I always taken care of
y<tu?'
me,, she
said.
Helen
'But don't you want to be with Eva? You like Eva. And Charlie's
wuiting at home. He really wants to discuss one or two things with
you.'
Eva smiled at me from the drives seat. 'Kiss, kiss,' she said' I
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ing,
wasn't sure what it was, but I had to reave her now. she kissed
me and drove away. All d"y I,d felt calm, though aware that
"y"r'r-i
face.
could
f
a8e to age according to how she elt. There was
^
no cold^oo.
nnaturity
rarely bored or dull. She dn't let the world bore her. And she was
aome talker, old Eva.
Her talk wasn't vague approbation or disapproval, some big show
of emotion. I didn't say that. There were facts, solid and chewable as
bread, in this feeling. She'd explained to me the origin of the Paisley
pattern; I had the history of Notting Hill Gate, the use of a camera
-*
around over the place. Do this, do that,
8o here, go there. I would
be leaving home pretty soon, I knew that' wr,y
uan,t they get
down to the important stuff right away? At til top
of tne stairi t
turned for a moment and found out. Eva and my faiher
were going
into the front room, hand-in-hand, and they were rearing
forLch
other low down, and clutring, tongues out,
Pressed against each
other even before they'd got through the door. I heard
it lock behind
them. They couldn,t even wt half an hour.
I poked my head through Charlie,s trapdoor. The
place had
changed a lot since last time. charrie's poetry books,
his sketches,
his cowboy boots, were lung about. Tile cupboards
and drawers
were open as if he were packing. He was leaving
and altering. For a
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89
'Y:.
A"*
and meaningless, Dad. Hot air, you know., They watched me. ,How
can people just talk because they like the sound of.their own voices
and never think of the people around them?,
?lease,' Eva begged, ,don,t be so rude as to not let your father
finish
what he's started.'
Right on,' Charlie said.
Dad said, and it must have cost him a lot to say so rittle after he,d
been put down by me, ,I,ve decided I want to be with Eva.,
And they atl tumed and looked at me compassionately. ,What
a family.'
now.'
CHAPTER SEVEN
Life goes on tediously, nothing happens for months, and then one
ive-year-old. I pulled him away and tried to get him upstairs in case
he was traumatized for lie, but he kicked me in the balls.
Almost imrnediately the heart-ambulance arrived: Auntie fean
and Uncle Ted, While Urtde Ted sat outside in the carfean charged
straight into the bedroorn, pr.lshing me aside as I tried to Prote my
parenfs' privary. She shouted orders at me.
Within forty minutes Mum was ready to leave. Auntie lean had
packed for her while I packed for Allie. They assumed I'd go to
Chislehurst with them, but t said fd turn up later on my bike; I'd
lnake rny ovn arrangenents. I knew I'd be going nowhere near
thern. What could be worse than moving to Chislehurst? Even for
two days I wouldn't be able to bear the sight of Auntie fean first
thing in the morning, without her make-up on, her face blank as an
c88, as she had Prunes, kippers and cigarettes for breakast and
rnade me drink Typhoo tea. I knew she'd abuse Dad all day too. As it
was, Allie was crying and yelling, 'Bugger off, you Buddhist
bastard!' as he left with Mum and fean'
So the three of them bundled out, their faces full of tears and fear
and pain and anger and shouting. Dad yelled at them, 'Where are
you all going? What are you leaving the house for? fust stay here!'
but fean just told him to shut his big gob.
The house was silent, as i no one had been there. Dad, who had
been sitting on the stairs with his head in his hands, went into
action. He wanted to get out too' He stuffed his shoes and ties and
books into every plastic bag I could ind before stopping himself, as
he realized it was undignified to disfigure the house before desefing
it.
91.
That night
Before getting
into bed I we
room, where I
hadn't been before. The bath was in the centre of the room, with an
old-fashioned brass spigot. There were candles around the edge of it
and an old aluminium bucket beside it. And on the oak shelve were
nows of lipsticks and blushers, eye-make-up removers, cleansers,
moisttrrizers, hair-sprays, creamy soaps for soft skin, sensitive skin
and normal skin; soaps in exotic wrappings and pretty boxes; there
were sweet-peas in a jam-jar and an egg_cup, rose_petals in Wedg_
going to be.'
-s
r'
to come a time when I broke the news to him that the education
system and I had split up. It would break his immigrant heart, too.
But the spirit of the age among the people I knew manifested itself as
general drift and ieness. We didn't want money. What for? We
could get by, living off parents, friends or the State. And if we were
going to be bored, and we were usually bored, rarely being self_
motivated, we could at least be bored on our own terms, lying
94
95
the
been
Robbins'
think
a rot of the
all the
all,
other
Changez
.
instructe
one arn
Changez
the
ino analiscove.ea
Changez toppled off his stool and badly bruised his good arm.
Changez lay writhing on the floor, unable to get uP. Finally Princess
Jeeta had to help Changez leave the shop. Anwar bellowed atleeta
and famila and even yelled.gt me. I just laughed at Anwar, as we all
did, but no one dared say the one tnre thing: it was his own fault-
pitied him.
His despair became obvious. He was moody the time, with a
flashing temper, and when Changez was at home, nursing his bad
arm, Anwar came to me as I worked in the store-room. Hd alrcady
lost any respect or hope he'd once had for Changez. 't/has that
ucking at useless bastard doing now?' he enquired. 'Is he better
yet?' 'He's reorperatin&' I said. 'I'll recrrperate his fucking balls with
a fucking flame-thrower!' said Unde Anwar. 'Perhaps I will phone
the Nation Front and give them Change/s name, eh? What a good
I
ldea, eh!'
shocked when I took off my shirt in the street to get some damn 5un
on my tits. 'You .!e very daring and non-conormist, y04t,'he often
said. 'And look how you dress, like a gypsy vagabond. What does
your father say? Doesn't he scipline you very hard?'
'My fathes too busy with the vornan he ran off with,' I replied,
'to think about me too much.'
'Oh God, this whole country has gone sexually insane,' he said.
'Your father should go back home for some years and take you with
him. Perhaps to a remote village.'
Changez's disgust at everyday things inspired me to show him
South London. I wondered how long he'd take to get used to it, to
become, in other words, conupt. I was working on it. We wasted
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days and days dancing in the pink pussy Club, yawning at Fat
Mattress at the Croydon Greyhound, ogling shippers on Sunday
mornings in a pub, sleeping through Godard and Antonioni ilms,
In furn he made the polite mistake o asking her what she believed
socially and politically. one morning she laid the Prison Notebook o
Gramsci on his chest, not realizing that his addiion to paperbacks
'Yes.'
'No chance.'
'What?'
'No way, Changez.'
He coJan't accePt it. I etaborated. 'She wouldt touch you with
asbestos gloves on.'
'Why? Please be frank, as you have been until now on every other
matter. Even vulgar, Kaim, which is your wont"
'Yore too ugly for her.'
'Really? My face?'
'Your face. Your body. The whole lot. Yuk''
'Yes?'At that moment I glimpsed myself in a shop window and
was pleased with what I saw. I had no iob, no education, and no
i.B'.
'HernameisShinko,'hetoldmehappilyaswewalkedbacktothe
fly
flat. The tail of Changez's shirt was sticking out of his unbuttoned
like a small white flag- I decided not to inform him of this'
,Don,t be not.nice!
cold England for me!'
The silence was ominous; it seemed piled up and ready to fall on me'
'Of
lhe
must do.'
Uncle Ted had done absolutety nothing since the day Dad
exorcized him as he sat with a record-player in his lap. Now Ted
didn't have a bath or get up until eleven o,clock, when he read the
paper until the pubs were open. The afternoons he spent out on long
walks or in South London attending classes on metation. In the
evenings he refused to talk - this was a vow of silence and once a
week he fasted for a day. He was happy, or happier, apa ftom the
fa that nothing in life had much meaning foi him. But at least he
recognized this now and was looking into it. Dad had told him to
want to do it, don't we? Just cut and run. But who tl.cs it? No one _
,cept your dad. d like to see him. Discuss it in detail' But it's against
As
ttre tiw in this house to see him. You can't even talk about it.'
Auntie fean entered the hall from the living room Ted pressed a
finger to his lips. 'Don't say a word."About what, Uncle?"About
Coconut at school-'
,Men are supposed to be hairy, Karim. Hirsuteness is a characteristic o real men.'
'You've been a big detective lately, haven't you, Auntie lean?
Have you thought of applying for the police force?' I said, as I went
upstairs. Good old Allie, I thought to myself'
I
I never bothered much about Allie, and most o the time I forgot
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forbeingwellbhave
Ikeptawayfromhim
jj"T$Tj.::
,tfindoutwhat
I was up to. But for once I was grateful he was around, both as
company for Mum and as an irritant for Auntie fean.
I'm probably not compassionate or anything, I bet I,m a real
bastard inside and don't care for anyone, but I fucking hated
treading up those stairs to Mum, especialty with
tean at the-bottom
her to give herself over to the view of life that underlay all this, the
philosophy that pinned her to the shadow-corners of the world' For
Mum, life was fundamentally hell. You went blind, you got raped,
people forgot your birthday, Nixon got elected, your husband fled
with a blonde from Beckenham, and then you got old, you couldn't
walk and you died. Nothing good could come of things here below'
While this view could equally have generated stoicism, in Mum's
case it led to self-pity. So I was surprised when at last she started to
draw me, her hand moving lightly over the Page once more, her
eyes flickering with some interest at last. I sat there as still as I could.
When she pulled herself out of bed and went to the batfuoom,
instruing me not to look at the sketch, I got the rance to examine
it.
'Sit still,' she moaned, when she'd returned and started again' 'I
can't get you eyes ight.'
How could I make her understand? Maybe I should say nothing'
ButIwasarationist.
'Mum,' I said.'You've been looking at me, your eldest son, Karim'
But that pictrrre - and is a grcat picture, not too hairy - is of Dad,
isn't it? Thas his big nose and double chin. Those bags under his
eyes are his suitcases - not mine. Mum, thas just not anything like
my face.'
coming in and saying, ' 'Ere, Marge, have a nice bit of fish with some
bread and butter.' But he ended up eating it himsel.
while,
'specials',
man falling in love wi
We sat for a
description of
Changez's
spectacle of a
terest. If other
went on and on at her: draw me, draw me, draw me, Mummyl I
railed against her. I was pretty angry and everything. l didn,t wnt
I
ao4
"Well, dear,' fathers and sons come to resemble each other, don't
they?' And she gave rne a significant look. 'You both left me, dn't
you?'
'I haven't left you,' I said. 'I'm here wheneve you need me' I'm
studying, thas all.'
Yes, I know what you're sfudying.' Is funny how often my
family were sarcastic about me and the things I was doing. She said,
'I'm all on my own. No one loves me"
Yes they do.'
'No, no one helps me. No one does anything to help me"
'Mum, I love you,' I said. 'Even if I don't act like it all the time''
kissed her and held her and tried to get out of the house without
saying goodbye to anyone. I crept downstairs and was outside and
successfully making for the front gate whenTed sprinted around the
I
side of the house and grabbed me. He must have been lurking,
waiting.
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Tell yer dad we all appr,eciate what'e's done. He's done a big
'No, no.'
I almost ran back to South London, to famila's place. I made
myself a pot of mint tea and sat silently at the living-room table. My
illuminad
by the reap
best, when youth and wisdom, beauty and poise combine perfectty.
'OK?'he said.
'OKwhatT
knees. The man behind. So you stay here and keep famila distracted.'
'Dishact famila?' I laughed. 'Bubble, she doesn't care if you're
here or not. She doesn't care where you are.'
'What?'
'Why should she, Changez?'
'OK, OK,' he said defensively, backing away. 'I see.'
I went on needling him. 'Speaking of positions, Changez, Anwar
has been in the asking-after-your-health-position recently.' Fear and
dismay came instantly into Changez's face. It was heaven to see.
This wasn't his favourite subiect. 'You look shit-scared, Changez.'
That fucker, my father-in-law, will ruin my erection or the whole
day,' he said. 'I better scoot.'
But I secured him by his stumP and went on. 'I'm sick of him
whining to me about you. You've got to do something about it.'
That bastard, what does he think I am, his servant? I'm not a
shopkeeper. Business isn't my best side, yaar, not my best. I'm the
intellectual type, not one of those uneducated immigrant types who
come here to slave all day and night and look dirty. Tell him to
remember that.'
'OK, I'll tell him. But I warn you, he's going to write to your father
and brother and tell them what a completely atlazy ars you are,
Changez. I'm telling you this with authority because he's made me
typi" monitor in the matter.'
He grasped my arrn. Alarm tightened his feafures. 'For Chriss
sake, no! Steal the letter if you can. Please.'
'I'll do what I can, Changez, because I love you as a brother.'
'Me too, eh?'he said affuctionately.
It was hot, and I lay naked on my back with Jamila beside me on the
leah?'
'Yes.'
b d. fd opened all
you, is there?'
'Shhh. Out with my friend Shinko,'he said confidenrially. ,She,s
taking me to the Tower of London. Then there's new positions I've
been reading about, yaar. Pretty wild and all, with the woman on her
street. |amila asked nne to touch her and I rubbed her beween the
lels with Vaseline according to her instructions, like 'Harde and
'More effort, please' and 1es, but you're making love not cleaning
your teeth.' With my nose tickling her ear I asked, 'Don't you care
for Changez at all?'
I think she was surprised that such a question could occur to me.
'He's sweet, Changez, it's true, the way he grunts with satisaction
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phere in car fumes and the uproar of the unemployed arguing in the
shivering. )amila was fast asleep with a sheet over her lower half. In
a fog I crawled out of bed to pick up a blanket which had fallen on the
floor, and as I did so I glanced through into the living room and
made out, in the darkness, Changez lying on his camp-bed watching
me. His face was expressionless; grave i anything, but mostly
vacant. He looked as if he'd been lying there on his stomach for quite
a while. I shut the bedroom door and dressed hurriedly, waking
tamila. I'd often wondered what I'd do in such a position, but it was
simple. I scuttled out of the flat without looking at my friend, leaving
husband and wife to each other and feeling I'd betrayed everyone Changez, Mum and Dad, and mysel.
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Eva's house one day to find Uncle Ted standing there in his green
overalls, a bag of toots hanging from his fist, smiling all over his
chopped face. He strode into the hall and started to Peer expertly at
the walls and ceiling. Eva came out and greeted him as though he
were an artist retuming from barren exile, Rimbaud from Africa. She
took his hands and they looked into each othes eyes'
Eva had heard from Dad what a poet among builders Ted was.
How he'd changed and refused to go on and now was wasting his
talent. This alerted Eva, and she arranged for them all to go out for
supper. Later they wentto ajazzclub in the Kingls Road-Unde Ted
had never seen black ws before - where Eva slyly said to Dad, 'I
think it's about time we moved to London, don't you?'
'I like the quiet of Beckenham, where no one bothers your balls,'
said Dad, thinking that that was the end of the matter, as it would
have been had he been talking to Mum.
But business was toing on. Between iazz sets Eva made Ted an
offer: come and make my house beautiful, Ted, we'll play swing
records and drink margheritas at the same time. It won't be like
doing a iob. Ted jumped at the chance to work with Eva and Dad,
partly out of nosiness - to see what freedom had made of Dad, and
could perhaps make of Ted - and partly out of the returning appetite
for labour. But he still had to break the news to Auntie fean. That
was the difficult bit.
Auntie fean went into turmoil. Iere was work, paid work, weeks
of it, and Ted was delighted to do it. He was ready to start, except
CHAPTER EIGHT
'I've got to, boy, to get it into yout thick head. How did you
manage to fail all those exams? How is it possible to ail every single
one?'
'Is easy. You don't show up for any of them.'
'Is that what you did?'
1es.'
any bnins?'
I knew this would happen; I was almost prepared for it. But this
contempt was like a typhoon blowing away all my resources and
possessions. I felt lower than I'd ever felt before. And then Dad
ignored me. I couldn't sleep at famila's place any more for fear of
having to face Changez. So I had to see Dad every day and have him
deplore me. I don't know why he took it so fucking personally. Why
did it have to bother him so much? It was as if he saw us as having
one life between us. I was the second half, an extension of him, and
instead of complementing him I'd thrown shit all over him.
So it was a big cheering surprise when I opened the front door o
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curs at us: 'lvay you have the builders., Ted replied with an
obscurity he thought would delight Dad. ,Haroon, I'm kissing the
joy as it flies,' he said, laying into a wall with a hammer.
The three of us worked together excellently, elated and playful.
Eva had become eccentric: when a decision was needed Ted and I
often had to wait while she retired upstairs and meditated on the
exa shape of the conservatory or the mensions of the kitchen.
The way fonnrard would emerge from her unconscious. This was not
wildly fferent, I suppose, to what went on in a book I was reading,
Edmund Gosse's Father and Son, in which the father would pray
beore any crrcial decision and awt God,s direction.
Before lunch Eva had us traipse out into the garden, where we
bent and stletched, and sat with our backs straight, and breathed
ttuough altemate nostrils before we ate our salads and fruit. Ted
went in for it all with great, childlike alacity. He took to the Cobra
position as if it had been designed for him. Unlike me, he seemed to
enjoy appearing foolish, thinking he had become a new, open
penlon. Eva encouraged us to play, but she was a shrewd boss too.
othe/s tracksuit bottoms down and playing games like seeing who
could throw a lolly-stick in a bin the most times out of ten.
Perhaps he was more specific, speaking of what he usually saw
an Arab
when he carne to work in the morning - Eva in her blue silk pf amas
and red robe shouting and laughing and giving orders to me for
breakast, and reading aloud from the papers. In the old days Mum
and Dad took the Daily Minor, that was . Eva liked bo sprinkle the
house with about five papers and three magazines a day, skimrning
over Vogue and the Nant Statesrnan and t}l're Daily Erpras before
dumping the lot into the wastepaperbasketbeside the bed. Perhaps
Ted told |ean of the walks the four of us took when Eva got tired of
wotking; and the tinre Eva's fe hurt and she hailed a cab - absolute
Roman decadence for Dad, Ted and nne. We took a twehour tour of
South London with Eva drinking Guinness and hanging out the
window reering as we passed down the old Kent Road, stopping
bede tlre amous site of Dr Lal's surgery and the dance hall of love,
where Mum met Dad and fell. But I doubted if Ted could say
anything about all this joy and good times. It wouldt be whatfean
would want to hear. It wouldn't be of any use to he.
Obviously Ted and I weren't always around to scrutinize the
intricate excitements of this new love, especially as Dad and Eva
spent many evenings over the river in London PoPer, going to the
theatre to see controversial plays, to German films or to lectures by
Marxists, and to high-dass parties. Eva's old friend Shadwell was
Finy the house was painted white, every room. White is the
only colour for a house,' Eva announced. There were polished dark
wood floors and green blinds. Heavy wrought-iron black fireplaces
to Ted's irritation, as he'd spent much of
ut fireplaces so women like my mother
on freezingmornings to make up the fire
productions and making the costumes. This she loved, and it led to
her, Dad and Shadwell going to dinners and parties with all kinds of
(fairly) important people - not the sort we knew in the suburbs, but
the real thing: people who really d write and direct plays and not
just talk about it. Eva wanted to do more of this; she scussed
furnishings and house decoration with the better-off ones - they
were always buying new places in the country, these people, and
she knew how to make herself useful.
How smart and glamorous they looked when they went off to
London in the evenings, Dad in his suits and Eva with shawls and
hats and expensive shoes and handbags. They glowed with happi-
When Auntie fean slammed Unde Ted,s tea on the table at the end
- a meat pie and chips, or a nice bit of rump steak and
tartar sauce (he hadn't the nerve yet to go vegetarian) _ she sat
opposite him with a stiff drink and demanded facts about Eva and
Dad.
'So what did you tell her last night, Uncte Ted?, I,d ask him the
next day as we worked. But what was there to tell? I couldn,t
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was
house
whatever she wanted.
her eye - a book o
earrings, a Chinese ha
of the agonizing
deserve
waiter and serve them Inan sweets' Eva also insisted on Dad
improving the service: s
early in the moming be
voice which must once
technicaldrawing homewopg 'And what did you leam this moming?'
and
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this seemed a bit rich. But love and Eva had unrolled the carpet of
Dad's confidence, along which he now ebulliently danced' They
made me feel conservative.
Dad started doing guru gigs again, once a week in the house, on
Taoisrn and meditation, like beore except that this time Eva insisted
people paid to attend. Dad had a regular and earnest young ctowd
of neaa-Uowers - students, psychologists, nurses, musicians - who
adored him, some of whom rang and visited late at night in panic
and fear, so dependent were they on his listening kindness. There
was a waiting list to join his grouP. For these meetings I had to
hoover the room, light the incense, greet the guests like a head
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What was this charrr? How had it seduced me for so long? I would
the least talented. Then there were those who were powerful, but
too.othersmadeyoumarvelattheirclevernessandknowledge:
this was an achievement as well as an entertainment'
ever interested him. He asked about your life, and seemed to savour
every moment of your conversation. He was excellent at listening,
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'But what's the hurry?' I said. 'You're not going anywhere - not as
a band and not as a Person.'
He looked at me uncertainly, foning and patting his hair as
usual, unsure if I was joking or not. '\Alhat d'you mean?'
So: I had hirn. He'd walked right into it.
'What do I mean?'
'Yeah,1 he said.
To go somewhere you gotta be talented, Charlie. You got to have
it upstairs.' I tapped my forehead. 'And on Present evidence a back-
door man like you hasn't got it up there. You're a looker and
everything, a face, I'll concede that. But your work dot aulaze me,
and I need to be amazed. You know me. I need to be fucking
staggered. And I'm not fucking staggered. Oh no.'
He looked at me for a while, thinking. The girl dragged at his arm.
At last he said, 'I don't know about that. I'm breaking up the band
an)ryvay. What you've said isn't relevant.'
Charlie tumed and walked out. The next day he sappeared
again. There were no more gigs. Dad and I finished packing his
things.
I'd
do there when the city belonged to me. There was a sound that
In bed before I went to sleep I fantasized about London and what
London had. It was, I'm afraid, people in Hyde Park playing bongos
with their hands; there was also the keyboard on the Doors's 'Light
My Fire'. There were kids dressed in velvet doaks who lived free
PART TWO
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the
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CHAPTER NINE
The lat in West Kensington was really only three large, formerly
elegant rooms, with ceilings so high that I often gaped at the room's
proportions, as if I were in a dereli cathedral- But the ceiling was
the most interesting part of the lat. The toilet was up the hall, with a
broken window through which the windwhipped directly uP your
arse. The place had belonged to a Polish wortan, who'd lived there
as a child and then rented it to shrdents for the past fifteen years.
When she died Eva bought it as it was, furniture induded. The
roorns had ancient cnrsty mouldings and an iron_traned bett-pult
for calling servants from the basement, now inhabited by Thin
Within the three large rooms were partitions that made up other,
smaller rooms, and the kitchen, whir contained the bath. lt was
like a student flat, a wretched and dirty gaff with lino on the floor
and large white dried lowers waving from the marble fireplace. The
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foreign students, itinerants and poor people who'd lived there for
years. The Distri Line ved into the eartlr hal-way along the
Barons Court Road, to which it ran parallel, the trains heading for
Charing Cross and then out into the East End, from where lJncle
Ted had originy come. Unlike the suburbs, where no one of note except H. G. Wells - had lived, here you couldn't get away from
VIPs. Gandhi himself once had a room in West Kensin$on, and the
notorious lanord Rarman kept a flat for the young Mandy RiceDavies in the next streeg Christine Keeler came for tea. IRA bombers
stayed in tiny rooms and met in Hammersmith pubs, singng 'Amrs
for the IRA' at closing time. Mesrine had had a r<rcm by the tube
station.
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and a wIk from that was Earls Court, with its baby-faced male and
female whores arguing and shoving each other in the pubs; there
house of fights and dope called the Nashville. The front of it had oak
beams and cun'ed glass in the shape of a Wurlitzer iukebox' Every
night the new grouPs blew West Kensington into the air'
As Eva had known, the location of the flat would ways be a draw
for Charlie, and when he turned uP one evening to eat and sleep I
said, 'Les go to the Nashville.'
go
in
he tried
enough to
happening
later
London bands too good, as if he'd see a young group with such
talent and promise that his own brittle hopes and aspirations would
be exploded in
ledge. Myself,I
Charlie's glory
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London the kids looked fabulous; they dressed and walked and
talked like little gods. We could have been from Bombay. We'd
earlier that he was planning on taking a woman to Tramp that nightAnyway, the Perm leapt up and booted Charlie a couple of ti es in
the ear with those famous feet until the heavies pulled him away. I
managed to heave Charlie into the mainbar and prop himup against
a wall. He was half unconscious and trying to stop himself crying.
He knew what things had come to.
OK?'
'Good.'
'oK.'
scussing bus fares to Fez, Barday fames Hanlest and bread. That
was the usual clientle, the stoned inhabitants of local squats and
basements.
But at the front of the place, near the stage, there vere about thirty
kids in ripped black dothes. And the dothes were full of saety_Pins.
Their hair was uniformly black, and cut short, seriously short, or if
long it was spiky and rigid, sticking up and out and sideways, like a
handful o needles, rather than hangiag down. A hurricane would
not have slodged those styles. The girls were in rubber and leather
and wore skin-tight skirts and holed black stockings, with white
face-slap and bright-red lipstick. They snarled and bit people.
Accompanying these kids were what appeared to be three extravagant South American transvestites in dresses, rouge and lipstick,
one of whom had a used tampon on a piece of sEing around her
neck. Charlie stirred restlessly as he leaned there. He hugged
himself in self-pity as we took in this alien race dressed with an
abandonment and originality we'd never imagined possible. I began
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Aeah.'
But befole we could move the band shambled on, young kids in
dothes similar to the auence' The fans suddenly started to bounce
up and down. As they pumped into the air and threw themselves
sideways they sc,eamed and spa.t at the band until the singer, a
skinny little kid with camoty hair, dripped with saliva. He seemed to
exPe this, and merely abused the auence back, spitting at them,
skidding ove on to his arse once, and drinking and slouching
around the stage as if he were in his living room. His PurPose vas
not to be charismatic; he would be hims lf in whatever mundane
way it took. The little kid wanted to be an anti-sta, and I couldn,t
take m.v eyes off him. It must have been worse for Charlie.
'He's ar'! iot,'Charlie said.
song lasted rnore than three minutes, and after each the carrothaired kid cursed us to death. He seemed to be yelling direy at
Charlie and me. I could feel Ctrarlie getting tense beside me. I knew
l,ondon was killing.us as I heard, Tuck off, all you smelly old
hippies!You fucking slags! You ugly fart-breaths!Fuck off to hell!' he
shouted at us.
I didn't look at Charlie again, until the end. As the lights came up I
saw he was standing up strght and alert, with cubes of dried vornit
decorating his reeks.
Les go,'
I said.
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leah.'
'And I bet they can't pl,ay either. Look at those instsuments.
Where d they get them, a iumble sale?'
'Right,'I said.
'Llnprofessional,' he said.
When the shambolic gouP finally started up, the music was
thrashed out. It was moe aggressive than anything I,d heard since
early Who. This was no peace and love; here were no drum solos or
effeminate slmthesizers. Not a squeeze of anything ,progressive' or
'experimental' came from these pallid, vicious tittle coun estate
the way they do. We've got no reason to. We're not from the estates.
him, used him, led him on and asked him favours. It bothered me,
but Dad was unworried. He patronized Shadwell; he wasn't threatened. He took it for granted that people would fall in love with Eva.
said.
But there was one thing she wanted to do first. She had to give a
that she was being straight. But whatever she was up to - and it was
something- she spent days ticking and marking the party guest list,
a thick, creamy piece of paper she kept with her at all times. She was
unusually secretive about the whole thing and had intricate convera32
as her launch into London. She'd invited every theatre and film
person she'd run into over the past few years, and a lot she hadn't.
lvany were Shadwell's acquaintances, people he'd met only once or
twice. Every tlrird-rate aor, assistant film director, weekend writer,
part-time producer and their friends, if they had friends, slid on to
our premises. As
darling new mother (whom I loved) moved
radiantly about the^y
room introducing Derek, who had iust directed
E4uus at the Conta Theatrre, to Btyan, who was a freelance
in filrr, or lGren, who was a secretary at a
iournalist
literary agency, to Robert, who was a designer; as she spoke of the
new Dylan bum and what Riverside Stuos was doing, I saw she
wanted to scor that suburban stigma right off her body. She dn't
realize it was in the blood and not on the skin; she dn't see therc
could be nothing more suburban than suburbanites rcpuating
themselves.
It was a relief when at last I saw someone I knew. From the
window I spotted famila getting out of a cab, accompanied by a
Japanese-woman and Changez. I was delighted to see my friend's
happy pudding face again, blinking up at the collapsing mansion in
which our flat was located. As I caught his eye I realized how much I
wanted to hold him in my.rrrns again, and squeeze his rolls o fat.
Except that I hadn't seen him since he lay on his campbed and
watched me sleeping naked with his beloved wie, the woman I'd
always charaerized to him as 'siste.
d spoken frequently to famila on the phone, of course, and
apparently Changez - solid, stable, unshakeable Changez - had
furned quite mad after the naked-on_the-bed incident. Hd railed at
famila and accused her of adultery, incest, betrayal, whoredom,
deceit, lesbianism, husband-haEed, frfity, lying and callousness,
as well as the usual things.
lamila was egually fine and fierce that day, explaining just who
her damn body belonged to. And anyway, it was none of his
business: didn't he have a regular fuck? He could shove his
hypocrisy up his fat arse! Changez, being at heart a haditional
Muslim, explained the teachings of the Koran on this subiect to her,
carried his bruised jaw to his camp-bed - that raft in a storm - and
didn't speak.
Now he shook hands with me and we held each other. I was
slightly worried, I must admit, that he would knie me.
'How are you, Changez?'
'Looking good, looking good.'
'Yes?'
Without any hesitation he said, 'Les not beat around any bushes.
How can I forgive you for screwingmywife? Is thata nice thing to do
to a friend, eh?'
I was ready for him.
'I've known fammie all my life, yaar. l-ong-standing arrantement.
She was always mine in so far as she was anyone's, and she's never
been anyone's and never will be anyone's, you know. She's her own
Person"'
His sad face trembled as he shook his sincere, hurt head and sat
down.
'You deceived me. It was a blow against the centre of my life. I
couldn't take it. It was too much for me - it hit me hard, in the guts,
Karim.'
What can you say when friends admit such hurt without vinctiveness or bitterness? I didn't ever want to aim a blow against the
centre of his life.
'How are you two getting along anyway?' I asked, shiting the
subie. I sat down beside him and we opened a Heineken each.
Changez was thoughtful and serious.
'I've got to be realistic about adjustment. Is unusual for me, an
Indian man, vis-d-or's the things that Bo on around my wife. famila
makes me do shopping and washing and deaning. And she has
become friends with Shinko.'
'Shinko?'
He indicated the fapanese woman who had arrived with him. I
looked at her; I did recognize her. Then it occurred to me who
Shinko was - his prostitute friend, with whom he conjured Harold
Robbins's positions.
and then, when words were not suficient to convince her, he tried
to give her a whack. But famila was not whackable. She gave
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long time, what with the moving and my depression and every-
thing, and wanting to start a new lie in l.ondon and know the city'
Don't leave your own people behind, Karim.'
Before I had a chance to leave my own people and find out exactly
how Anwar had gone insanely mad, Eva came ove to me'
'Excuse me,' she said to Changez. 'Get up,' she said to me.
'I'm all right here,' I said.
She tugged me to my feet. 'God, Karfun, won't you do anything for
yoursel?' Her. eyes were bright with the thrill of things. As she
talked she didn't stop looking around the room. ,Karim, darling,
your big moment in life has arrived. There's someone here dying to
meet you again, meet you properly. A man who will help you.,
She led me through the throng. 'By the way,' she murmured in
my ear. 'Don't say anything arrogant or appear too egotistical.'
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child. 'Come on,' she said. 'It's your chance. Talk about the theatre.'
Shadwell didn't require much encouratement. It was easy to see
that he was clever and well read, but he was also boring. Like many
speacularbores, his thoughts were catalogued and indexed. I/Vhen
I asked him a question he'd say, The ans\ffer to that is - in fa the
several answers to that are . . . A.'And you'd get point A followed
by points B and C, and on the one hand F, and on the other foot G,
until you could see the whole alphabet stretching ahead, each letter
a Sahara in itself to be crawled across. He was talking about the
theatre and the writers he liked: Arden, Bond, Orton, Osborne,
Wesker, each suffocated just by being in his mouth for a minute. I
kept trying to get back to Changez's lugubrious face, which rened
morosely in his good hand as the guests filled the air around him
with cultivated noises. I saw Changez's eyes fall caressingly on his
wife's form and then rest on his prostitute's grooving hips as the two
of them got down to Martha Reeves and the Vandellas. Then,
spontaneously, Changez pushed himself up and danced with them,
fi
plastic bags, I wanted to discuss Shadwell with Eva. I said he was
bo.i.g as hell. Eva was already irritable; this Madame Verdurin of
West London felt Dad and I hadn't appreciated the quity of her
guests. 'lVhose intelligence d you engage with this evening,
Karim? You two behaved as if we wele still in the stis. And it is
collapse. 'Are you familiar with The Mad Dog Blues?' I asked
Shadwell, sure he would never have heard of it.
He was sitting in the front row of his theatre watching me, a
notebook balanced on the leg of his rancid trousers. He nodded.
'Shepard is my man. And there are not many boys who would not
want to b him, because A he is attractive, B he can write and act, C
he can play the drums and D he is a wild boy and rebel.'
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And he went and sat down again, waiting for me to begin. I felt a
complete wanker, waving at that wasp. But I wanted the part,
life; nor, once I'd statted, had I wanted anything so bay. The
speech began: 'I was on a Greyhound bus out of Carlsbad heading
for Loving, New Mexico. Back to see my dad. After ten years. All
duded out in a double-breasted suit with my shoes all shined. The
driver calls "Loving" and I get off the bus . . .'
I knew what I was doing; I was thoroughly prepared; but that
dn't mean that when the day came I wasn't in a state of nervous
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'Now do
whatever the part was. I couldn't face going back to that flat in West
Kensington not knowing what to do with my life and having to be
pleasant, and not being respected by anyone.
When I'd done with Shepard and the wasp, Shadwell put his arm
round me. 'Well done! You deserve a cofee. Come on.'
I
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'Yes, but not to me,' I said. 'It would be stupid. We wouldn't know
what he was on about. Things are difficult enough as it is.'
Shadwell persisted. There seemed no way he was ever going to
get off this subje.
'You've never been there, I suppose.'
"Where?'
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He could be a snooty bastard, old Shadwell, that was for sure. But
was going to keep myself under control whatever he said. Then his
attitude changed completely. lnstead of talking about the
iob he said
some words to me in Punjabi or Urdu and looked as if he wanted to
get into a big conversation about Ray r Tagore or something. To tell
the tmth, when he spoke it sounded like he was gargling.
'\/ell?' he said. He rattled off some more words. aou don,t
I
understand?'
'No, not really.'
What could I say? I couldn'tlin. I knew he'd hate me for it.
'']our own language!'
aeah, well, I get a bit. The dirty words. I know when m being
called a camel's rectum.'
'Of course. But your father speaks, doesn't he? He must do.,
Of course he speaks, I felt like saytng. He speaks out of his mouth,
unlike you, you fucking cunt bastard shithead.
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him'
']es, take a rucksack and see India, if is the last thing you do in
your life.'
'Right, Mr Shadwell.'
He lived in his own mind, he really did. He shook his head then
and did a series of short baks in his thrcat. This was him laughing, I
was certain. 'Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!' he went. He said, 'What a breed of
people two hundred years of imperialism has given birtth to. If the
pioneers from the East India Company could see you. What
puzzlement there'd be. Everyone looks at you, I'm sue, and thinks:
an Indian boy, how exotic, how interestin& what stories of aunties
and elephants we'll hear now from him. And you're fronn Orpington.'
Yeah.'
voice.
'I-et's hope it lasts, eh?' he said. 'Sceptical, eh?'
I shrugged. But now I had sornething to say. Off I went.
'I was in the Cubs. I remember itwell. The lungle BookisBaloo and
Bagheera and all that, isn't it?'
'Correct. Ten out of ten. And?'
'And?'
'And Mowgli.'
'Oh yes, Mowgli.'
Shadwell searched rny face or comment, a flinch or little sneer
perhaps. 'You're just right or him,' he continued. 'ln fact, you are
Mowgli. You're dark-skinned; you're small and wiry, and you'll be
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CHAPTER TEN
That summer a lot happened quickly to both Charlie and me: big
things to him; smaller but significant things to me. Although I dn,t
see Charlie for months, I rang Eva almost every day for a fuIl report.
And, of coul'iee, Charlie was on television and in the newspapers.
Suddenly you codn't get away from him and his blooming career'
He'd done it. As for rne, I had to wait the whole summer and into the
late autumn for rehearsals o The lungle Book to begin, so I went back
to South London, huppy in the knowledge that soon I,d be in a
professional produion and there'd be someone in the cast or me to
f in love with. I just knew that that was going to happerr.
Allie had gone to ltaly with his smart friends from school, looking
at clothes in Milan, for God's sake. I didn't want Mum to be alone,
now she'd left Ted and fean, and moved back into our old house.
Fortunately they'd given her the job ba at the shoe shop, and she
and I had to spend only evenings and weekends together. Mum was
was getting to know and played games with myself like: if the secret
police ordered you to live in the suburbs for the rest of your life,
what would you do? ICll yourselfl Read? Almost every nitht I had
nightmares and sweats. It was sleeping under that rildhood roof
which d il. Whatever fear o the futue I had, I worrld overcome iU
it was nothing to my loathing of the past.
one moming rehearsals started. I said goodbye to Mum say, left
South London and went to stay with Dad and Eva once more. And
every day I ran fromthe tube to the rehearsal room. I was the last to
leave at night. I loved the hard work and being with the ten other
aors, in the pub, in the caf, belonging to the group'
Shadwell had obviously spent many weekends on the Continent
obsenring European theatre. He wanted a physicalfungleBookmade
of mime, voices and bodily invention. Props and coshrmes would be
minimal. The jungle itsel, its rees and srvamPs, the many anims,
fires and huts, were to be fashioned from our bodies, movements,
cries. Yet most of the aors he'd assembled hadn't worked in that
way before. On the first day, when we all jogged five times around
the rehearsal room to warm up, there were many exhausted lungs.
one woman had worked only in rao- as a disc-jockey. one aor I
became friendly with, Terry, had done only agit-prop before,
touring the country in a van with a company called Vanguard in a
music-hall pastiche about the miners' strike of r97z cled Digl Now
he found himself playing Kaa, the deaf snake known for the power
of his hug. And Terry did look as if he had a powerful hug. He was
going to spend the show hissing and flinging himself across the
scaffolding arch which ran up the sides and across the top of the
stage, and from which monkeys dangled, taunting Baloo the bear,
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feeling much better, and she was aive again, though she,d become
very fat at Ted and Jean's.
She still dn't speak much, concealing pain and her wound from
voices and trite expression" But I watched her Eansform the house
frorn being their place - and it had been only a place, child-soiled,
funional - into her home. She started to wear bousers for the first
time, dieted, and let her hair grow. She bought a pine table from a
junk shop and slowly sandpapered it down in the garden, and then
sealed it, something she'd never done before, never even thought of
doing before. I was surprised she even knew what sandpaper was;
but I could be such a fool in not knowing people. There were shaky
cane chairs to go with the table, which I carried home on my head,
and there Mum sat hour after hour, doing calligraphy - Christmas
and birthday cards on squares of lush paper. She cleaned as never
before, with care and interest (this wasn't a chore now), getting on to
who couldn't climb and groaned a rot. Terry was in his early forties,
a pale, handsome face- a quiet, generous, workingdass
Welsh
man-boy. I liked him instantly, especially as he was fir,"", fanatic
"
and his body was solid and taut. I decided to seduce
him, but
without much hope of success.
I didn't clash with shadwell untit the second week,
at the costume
with
lou'll sutvive"
He was right. But just when I was feeling at home in the roindoth
and boot polish, and when I,d learned my lines before
anyone else
and was getting as competent as a littre orang-utan on the
scaffolding, I saw that our conflicts hadn't ended. shadwell took
me aside
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and said, 'A word about the accent, Karim. I think it should be an
authentic accent.'
'IAIhat you mean authentic?'
'Where was our Mowgli born?'
'Inrlia.'
1es. Not orpington. What accent do they have in India?'
'Indian accents.'
Ten out of ten.'
'No, feremy. Please, no."
'Karim, you have been cast for authenticity and not for experience.'
I could hardly believe it. Even when l d believe it we discrrssed it
several times, but he wotrldn't tange his mind.
Just try it,' he kept saying as we went outside the rehearsal room
to argue.
Aou'r
'Ah.By
orce?'
There's no reason why the same people should do all the shit
work, is there? I dot like the idea of people ordering other people
to do work they wouldn't touch themselves.'
I liked Terry more than anyone I'd met for a long time, and we
talked every day. But he d believe the working class - which he
referred to as if it $rene a single-willed person - would do somewhat
unlikely things. The working cLass will take care of those bastards
very easily,'he said, referring to racist organizations. "The working
cLass is about to blow,' he said at other tirnes. 'They've had enough
the attention they received. I liked the way people admired and
indulged them. So despite the yellow scarf shangling my balls, the
brown make-up, and even the accent, I relished being the pivot of
the produion.
I started to make little demands of Shagbay. I required a longer
resg and could I be driven home by someone, as I felt so tired? I had
to have Assam tea (with a touch of lapsang sourong) available at all
times during rehearsal. Could that actor slide a little to the right; no,
a little further. I began to see that I could ask for the things I needed.
I gained confidence.
life had waned. They saw fewer Satyaiit Ray films now, and went
less to lndian stauants; Eva gave up learning Urdu and listening
to sitar music at breakfast. She had a neur interest she was
and Dad were often out, as Eva accepted l the numerous invitations she and Dad received from directors, novelists, editorial
assistants, proof-readers, pou6, and whoever else it was she met' I noticed that at these 'ds', as I still called them, to rile her, Eva
was construing an artistic persona for herself. People like her loved
artists and anything 'artisti; the word itself was a philtre; a whiff of
the sublime accompanied its mention; it was an entrance to the
uncontrolled and inspired. Her kind would do anything to append
the heavey word 'artis to themselves. (They had to do it
themselves - no one else would.) I heard Eva say once, 'I'm an artist,
a designer, my team and I do houses.'
In the old days, when we were an ordinary suburban family, this
pretentious and snobbish side of Eva amused Dad and me' And it
had seemed, for,a time, to be in retreat - perhaps bccause Dad was
its grateful recipient. But now the show-off quotient was increasing
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daily. It was impossible to ignore. The problem was, Eva was not
unsuccessfu! she was not ignored by London once she started her
assault. She was climbing ever higher, day by day. It was fantastic,
mackintosh; there were five belts strapped around his waist and a
sort of grey linen nappy attached to the back of his trousers. The
bastard was wearing one of my green waistcoats, too. And Eva was
weeping.
'lt\Ihas the matter?' I said.
'Keep out of this,' said Charlie, sharply.
'Please, Charlie,' Eva implored him. 'Please take off the swastika. I
don't care about anything else.'
'In that case I'll keep it on.'
'Charlie
-'
The Fish ensured that Charlie was in the news and firmly
established as a Face. He was also ensuring that their first record,
The Brfuk of Chrr's, would be out in a few weeks. offence had already
been caused. With luck the record would be vilified and banned,
guaranteeing crebility and financial success. Charlie was well on
his way at last.
That evening, as always, the Fish was polite and gentlemanly. He
reassured Eva that he and Charlie knew exactly what they were
doing. But she was anxious. She kissed the Fish and dutched his
arm, and openly begged him, 'Please, please, don't let my son
become a heroin addict. You've no idea how weak he is.'
The Fish got us a good position at the back of the dub, where we
stood on.wooden beer crates holdint on to each other as the floor
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seemed about to crack open with heat and stomping. I soon felt as if
the entire audience were lying on top of me - and the band were still
in the dressint rq)m-
They came on. The place went berserk. The Condemned had
thrown out everything of their former existence - their hair, clothes,
music. They were unrecognizable.
And they weFe nervous, not quite at ease yet in their new clothes.
They crashed through their set as if they wele in a competition to see
who could get through the most songs in the shortest time,
Gvil Servants
in
his venom, his manufacfured rage, his anger, his defiance. What
myself, was his milky and healthy white teeth, which, to me,
upwards.
As we got into the car I looked at Eva and she smiled at me. I felt
she hadn't been thinking about Charlie at all - except as an
inspiration - but that, like me, she'd been dwelling on what she
might do in the world. D.iving us back home, Eva banged the
steering wheel and sang, and yelled out of the window.
'lAleren't they great? Isn't he a star, I(arim!'
'Yeah, yeah!'
They're going to be big, Karim, rey hr.lge. But Charlie will have
to iettison that group. He can make it on his own, don't you think?'
'Yeah, but what will happen to them
Those boys?' She waved them away. 'But our boy's going up. Up!
Up!' She leaned over and kissed me on the cheek- 'And you too,
OK?'
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cub's future. But as Shere Khan growled from the stance in his
Hamlet's ghost voice, 'The cub is mine. Give him to me. What have
the Free People to do with a man's cub?' I heard a cracking noise
above me. Unprofessionally, I looked up, to see the iron net of the
scaffolding bending, swaying and finally tipping towards me as
bolts snapped and lights crashed down on to the floor of the stage.
Voices in the audience shouted out warnings to us. Most of the front
row jumped to their feet and fled up the aisle away from the danger.
I deserted the play, as did the other actors on stage, and leapt into
the audience. I landed on Shadwell, who was already on his feet
screaming at the technicians. The play was abandoned for that night
and the audience sent home. The rows wete horrific, Shadwell a
nonster. Two other previews \'er cut. There was to be only one
^y
Eva restrained Dad. 'Karim was assured,' she said firmly, patting
my arm.
Fortunately, Changez had chuckled all through the show. 'Good
entertainment,' he said. Take me again, eh?'
Before we sat down in the restaurant famila took me aside and
kissed me on the mouth. I felt Changez's eyes on me.
'You looked wonderful,' she said, as i she were speaking to a ten_
year-old after a school play. 'So innocent and young, showing off
your pretty body, so thin and perfey fornred. But no doubt about
lt, the play is completely neo-ascist -'
Jammie -'
'And dichs about Inans. And the accent- nry God, how could
you do it? I expect you're ashamed, aren't you?'
'l am, actually.'
But she dn't Piw me; she rnimicked my accent in the play.
'Acfually, you've got no morality, have you? Yoll get it later, l
cxpect, when you can afford it.'
'You're going too far, famila,'I said, and turned my back on her. I
went and sat with Changez.
The only other significant event of the evening was soniething
that happened between Eva and Shadwell at the far end of the
restaurant, beside the toilet. Shadwell was leaning back against the
wall and Eva was angry with him, making hard gestures with her
fists. Many bitter shades of sgust and pain and deieion passed
over his face. At one point Eva turned and gesticulated towards me,
as i she were taking him to task for something he'd done to me' Yes,
Shadwell had let her down. But I knevrthat nothing would ever
discourage him; he'd never give up wanting to be a director, and
he'd never be any good.
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tammie -'
'And it was sgusting, the accent and the shit you had smeared
-'
So that was it. The lungle Bookwas not mentioned again by any of
them, as if they weren't ready to see me as an actor but preferred me
in my old role as a useless boy. Yet the play did good business,
especially with schools, and I started to relax on stage, and to enioy
acting. I sent up the accent and made the auence laugh by
suddenly relapsing into cockney at odd times. 'Leave it out,
Bagheera,'I'd say. I liked being recognized in the pub afterwards,
and made myself conspicuous in case anyone wanted my autoBraph.
before
con-
curtain-up and tell Terry there rvas someone who urgently needed
to tk to him on the phone. Twice he fell for it, running half_dressed
out of the room and instructing everyone to hold the show for a few
minutes. He wasn't thrown by our malice. 'I'm not bothered by your
childish games. I know the c's going to come. It's not something
that makes me anxious at all. I'm going to wait patiently.'
biography.
Pyke was the star of the lourishing alternative theatre scene; he
lvas one of the most original directors around. He'd worked and
taught at the Magic Theater in San Francisco; had therapy at the
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Esalen lnstitute in Big Sur with Fritz Perls; worked in New York with
Chaikin and La Mama. In London, with a couple of contemporaries
from Cambridge, he started his own company, the Movable
Theatre, for which he d two ravishing produions a year.
These produions played in London at the end of their wellmeant journey around arts centr s, youth dubs and studio theatres.
Fashionable people attended the London opening: there were bright
rock-stars, other aors like Terence stamP, politicos like Tariq Ali,
most of the ordinary aing profession, and even the public. Pyke's
shows were also commended for their fantastic interrrissions,
dazzling occasions where the fashionable auence came dressed in
such style they resembled Chinese peasants, industrial workers
@oiler suits) or South American insurgents (bercts).
Natury Terry had hard-line views on this, and as we changed
or the show on that charged night he proclaimed them to the entire
cast, as if he were addressing a meeting.
'Comrades, what is Pyke's stuff? What is it, after all - just think for
a minute - but a lot of refomrist and flatulent "left-wing" politics! Is
plump aors pretending to be working dass, when their fathers are
neuro-srrrgeons' Is voluptuous actresses - even more beautiful
than you all are - hand-picked and caressed by fuke! Why do they
always perform the whole show in the nude? Ask yourself these
questions! Is fucking crap for aors, comrades. Absolute crap for
actors!'
ro
Recently we'd been taking ten minutes a night off it in order to have
more time in the pub" Ater this show we changed quickly, without
the usual bickering and jokes and attempts to pull ear othe/s
underpants off. Naturally I was the slowest, huri.g the most to
nemove. There wast a working shower and I had to dean off my
make-up with cold-cream and by splashing water from the sink over
myself. Terry waited impatiently for me. When I'd finished and it
was just the two of us left I put my arrrs around him and kissed his
ace.
'why?'
this,'he said.
'What?'
Touching.'
But he was against it.
'Is just that I have to think about my future right now. My call has
eome, IGrim.'
'Yeah?' I said. 'Is this it? Is this the call?'
1eah, this is fucking it,' he said. 'Please. Come on.'
'Do up my buttons,' I said.
'Christ. You. You stupid boy. OK. Come on. Pyke's waiting for
We hurried to the pub. I'd never seen Terry look so hopeful about
anything before. I rey wanted him to get the job.
Pyke was leaning against the bar with Marlene, srppint a half of
lager. He didn't look the drinking type. Three of our company went
up to him and chatted briefly. \ke replied, but barely seemed
bothered to rnove his lips. Then Shadwell came into the pub, saw
Pyke, nodded contemptuously at us, and left. Instead of going over
to Pyke, Terry led me to a corner table among the old men who
drank alone every night, and there he calmly sucked his roll-ups as
we sipped our usual pint with a whisky chaser.
'Pyke's not showing nuch interest in you,' I pointed out.
Terry was confident. 'He'll be over. He's very cold - you know
what mide-class people are like. No feelings. I reckon he wants my
r6r
t6z
'You, Matthew.'
'Oh yes. Me.'
'Yes.'
Pyke looked at me and smiled. 'Come and have a drink at the bar,
Karim.'
,MC?'
'Why not?'
'oK. See you later, Terry/ I sd.
As I got up Terry looked at me as if I'd just announced I had a
private income. He sank back into his chair as Pyke and I walked
away from the table, and tossed the whisky down his throat.
As Pyke got rne a half of bitter l stood there regarng the rows of
lnverted bottles behind the barman's head, not looking at the other
actors in the pub, who I knew were all staring at me. I metated for
a few seconds, concenEating on my breathing, immediately aware
o how shallow it was. When we were set up with drinls, Pyke said,
'Tell me about yourself"'
I hesitated. I looked at Marlene, who was standing behind us,
tolking to an aor. 'I dot know where to begin.'
'Tell me something you think might interest me.'
And he looked at me with full concentration. I had no choice. I
began to talk rapiy and at random. He said nothing. I went on. I
thoughh I am being psychoanalysed. I began to imagine that Pyke
would understand everything I said. I was glad he was there; there
were things it was necessary to say. So I told him things I'd never
told anyone - how much I resented Dad for what he'd done to Mum,
and how Mum had sufered, how painfrrl the whole thing had been,
though I was only now beginning to feel it.
The other aors, who were now' gathered around Terr5/s table
with iars of yellow beer in front of them, had turned their chairs
around to watch me, as i I were a footb match. They must have
been amazed and resentful that Pyke wanted to listen to me, of all
people, someone who was barely an actor. When I faltered as the
realization hit me that it wasn't Mum who'd neglected me, but I
who'd negleed Mum, $ke said gently, 'I think you may like to be
in my next production.'
I woke from my introspective dream and said, 'What kind of show
will it be?'
I noticed that when Pyke was about to talk he put his head
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thoughtfully to one side and looked away into the stance. He used
his hands flirtatiouslp slowly, not flapping or pointing but caressing
and floating, as i wiping his flat hand inches from the surface of a
painting. He said, 'I don't know.'
Suddenly I shouted out into the night air. 1es, yes, yes, it is true!'
And now the world had some tension in iU now it twanged and
vibrated with meaning and possibility! 'Yes, yes, fucking yes!'
When I got to the theatre next day someone had laid a dirty red
carpet from the dressing-room door to the spot where I normally
changed. 'Can I help you off with your dothes?' one aor said: 'Can
t have your autograph?' sd another. I received daffodils, roses and
an acting primer. The EST freak, Boyd, said, as he took off his
trousers and shook his penis at me, '[f I weren't white and mide
class I'd have been in Pyke's show now' Obviously mere talent gets
you nowhere these days. Only the disadvantaged are going to
rucceed in seventies' England.'
For a few days I was too cowary to tell shadwell of {ke's offer,
and that I was not going to do the Molire. I was happy and dn't
want the pleasure of anticipation sorr1ed by a row with him. So
Shitvolumes started preparing his next show as if I were going to be
go up, he
l n i t, until one day, just be ote Tfu |ungle Book was about to
t'ame into the dressing room.
'Jeremy,' I said, 'I think I'd better tell you something.'
We went into the communal lavatory, the only private space backatnge, and I broke the news to him. Shadwell nodded and said
gently, 'You're being ungrateful, Karim. You shouldn't iust bugger
rrf, you know, it's not right' we all love you here, oK?'
'l'lease understand, feremy - {ke's a big man. Very important.
Surely there's a tide in the affairs of men which taken - '
Shadshit's voice suddenly rose to rehearsal pitch and he walked
out of the toilet and into the dressing room' Behind us in the
,ruditorium the show was about to begin, and the audience were in
thcir seats. They could hear every syllable. I felt particularly
ridiculous hurrying along behind him in my loin-cloth.
'What tide, you drowning prick?' he said. 'You haven't the
r.xperience to deal with Pyke- Yoll be mincemeat within three
tlays. You've got no idea what a tough fucking bastard Pyke is. He's
charming, all right. All interesting people have charm. But he'll
crucify you!'
'Liar!'
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Tor fun, you idiot! Because thas how people like that operate!
They pretend the re demosats but the/re little Lenins _ ,
Terry took ofence at this. He glared at Shadwell and said, They
should be so luy!' But Shoddy was not to be deterred now he was
CHAPTER ELEVEN
Boint.
Spring. Some time after I'd said goodbye to Bagheera, Baloo and the
rllhcrs, and get fucked to Shadwell, and dn't go to the last-night
'I don't care what you say- I can look after myset.,
'Ha!' he shouted. 'lAle'll fucking se - you little panrenu!,
officiy'black'
(though tmly I was more beige than anything). None of us $ras over
lhirty. Only one woman, pinched-face Carol, also from the suburbs
(no t had her ambitious little number right away), had worked with
!'yke before. There was a red-traired wornan called Eleanor, in her
errrty twenties, who seemed experienced and sensible, and unlike
C'arol didn't fancy herself as a bit of a sta. And there was a ninete nyr.,rr-old black actress, Tracey, with firm but peculiar views. The
othcr two men, Richard (gay) and fon, were those solid, gmical,
|t bing aors who'd been around the London fringe for years,
ar:ting
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as'Py
'Concentrate on the n'ay you think your position in society has been
Penis
them.
dates
The atmosphere Pyke aeated was in contrast to shadwelt,s tense
ixed,'said Pyke.
Being sceptic and suspicious, the English sort to be embarrassed
by such a Califomian display of self, I found the life-stories accounts of contraion and wretredness, confusion and intermittent happiness - ody affecting. I gtgled all thrcugh l_awTnce's account of working in a San Francisco nurssirge parlour
(when she was sEanded there), where the women were not allowed
to proposition men directly in case they were cops. They had to say,
'la there any other muscle you'd like relaxed, sirZ This was where
lawrence scovered socialism, for here, in a forest of pricks and
plnd of semen, 'I soon realized that nothing human was ien to
me,' as she put it.
None of this seemed like work to me, and I loved to think of what
or us
s being
which way pleasure's course will run. t,ll write down my pre_
ions, and on the last night of the show I'll read them out. ok?,
Dr.it g the second week the sun shone and we opened the doors.
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sometimes knotted on
Richard talked about wanting to fuck only black men, and the
clube he cruised constantly in order to acquire them. And to Pyks
delight and my surprise Eleanor told of how she'd worked with a
woman performance artist who persuaded her to extract the texts of
po ms - 'Cows' teeth like snowdrops bite the garlic grass' - from her
vagina before reang them. The perorurance artist herself meanwhtle had a micr,ophone up her vagina and relayed the gqglings of
her cunt to the auence. This was enough for me. I was hot on
l'lleano/s tr' For the time being I gve up on Terry.
Every few days I rang famila to give her a full account of cows'
lceth like snowdrops, Pyks Penis, San Francisco, Hawaii and pop
up toasters. Everyone else was encouraging: Eva, having heard of
fuke, was very imprcssed; and Dad was huppy that I was working.
"!lIhat?'
back to being a t!ee., And she put the phone down.
_Go
Soon, in the momings,
we went our separate
black.,
1eah?'
give-the
'Whatever you do,' she said, 'i you're going to come here day
oter day, you must stop your unde going out with his walking
ntick.'
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he,d
think
l'i''kil:jTilsi:,T:
the fresh
element whil had turned
When I anived leeta got up from behind the till and hugged
me. I
noticed how grubby and gloomy paradise Stores looked
ow: paint
was peeling from the walls, the helves were dirty,
the lino oi tf,"
."ffiT'"":l'J[:i:yed"by
his head.
1/hy don't you want to take up
feeta,s ideas?, I asked him.
Tor what? What will I do with the profit? How many
shoes can I
wear? How many socks? How better witt I eat?
Ttrirty breakfasts
instead of one7 And he alwaYs said, finally, ,rverytrrini
is Perfe.,
'Vyou believe that, Uncle?, I asked or," auy.
'No,'he replied. ,Everything gets worse.,
His Muslim fatalisl - Allah was responsible for everything _
depressed me. I was ways glad to get away now.
I had a far more
exciting proiect heating up over thJ other siae or
the river. I had
chosen Eleanor to ft in love with, and was making
ss.
AT*! every day after rehearsal Eleanor said, asPog
t oped she
1ould, 'Are you coming over later, then, to keep me company?, And
she watched my face anxiously, biting her nails-""a,ippi"g
th" ,kir,
from aroundher fingernails with her teeth, and trristiij
h";br,g.J
hair around her fingers.
From the sta of rehearsal she had noticed my fear
and inexper_
ience, and offered consotation. Eleanor had already
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llms, on TV and in the West End. I felt like a boy beside her, but
lhere was something in her that needed me too, something weak
rather than kind or passionate, as if I \^lere a comort during an
lllness, someone to touch, perhaps. As soon as I saw this weakness I
eloeed in. I had never been seen with such a mature and beautiful
w()man before, and I encouraged her to go out with me so people
would think we r tere a couple.
I started going to her flat in Ladbroke Grove, an area that was
alowly being reconstituted by the rir, but where Rasta dope dealers
;till hung around outside the pubs; inside, they opped up the
hanh on the table with their knives. There were also many punks
around now, dressed, like Charlie, in ripped black. This was the
aeme o fashion. As soon as you got you dothes home you had to
;lnsh them with razor-blades. And there were the kids who wer,e
rceearchers and editors and the like: the d been at Oxford together
end they swooped up to wine bars in bright little red and blue ltalian
cara, afraid they would be broken into by the black kids, but too
prrlltically polite to ad<nowledge this.
But how stupid I was - how nve. I was misled by my ignorance
rlf London into thinking my Eleanor was less mide dass than she
lurned out to be. She dressed oughly, wearing a lot of scanres, lived
ln Notting Hill and - sometimes - talked with a Catford acrcent. My
lnother would have been appled by Eleano/s dothes and mannerg, and her saying 'shi and 'fuck' every ten seconds. This
wouldn't have perhuH Eva: she would have been disappointed
and perplexed by Eleanor/s concealment of her social origins and the
wry she took her 'connections' for granted. Eva would have given
much to edge her body into the houses Eleanor had played in as a
ehild.
garlic for a few seconds. Another time we had red snaPPer, which
tasted a little tough, like shark, in puff Pastry with sour cream and
parsley. We usually had a bottle o Chablis too. And none of this had
t experienced before! Eleanor could sleep only if she was drunk, and
l never cyded home before my baby was tucked up, hal<ut, with a
|ean Rhys or Antonia Wtrite to reer her up. I would have preferred,
tlf course, that I mysel could be her nightcap"
It was clear that Eleanor had been to bed with a large and random
collection of people, but when I suggested she go to bed with me,
rhe said, 'I don't think we should, iust at the moment, do you?' As a
oten we stayed in and she cooked. I was never one for education
and vegetables, having been inoculated against both at school,
but
most nights Eleanor made me cabbage or broccoli or Brussels
sprouts, steaming them and dunking them in f.JAng butter and
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could never get near it. This was unforced bohemia; this was what
Homeone else's father was a Labour peer who'd had an affair with a
L'onservative MPs wife; some other fortunate whore was an actress
ln a soon-tobe released ilm that everyone was going to a premiere
lhtlugh, because she turned to me and said, 'Hey, funny face, give
mc a kiss.' That got my attention. 'Is been so long for me, Karim,
ytru know, I can hary remember what lips feel like.'
she didn't let me down. ,Christ, Creamy Fire Eater, you o.,"
hundred Per cent total prat, thas exactly what they,re he, these.
,Ah.,
I do?,
start to
lrurw who Cromwell was, for God's sake. I knew nothing about
Someone,sgrandfatherhadhadanar8umentwithLyttonShachey;
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hd-"_*t
boughtyou thebestof
whattheworrd-"fiL
fucked
bl H'l';;,s
Great Dane, it
Butforusitcould
wa
H:'^lT
primacy, her stories that connected
to an entirre estabrished world.
It
wls as if- I fek
wasn,t important enough, wasn,t
as
.l:"!
substantial as hers,^y
so I,d thrown it away. I i"u". t"tt
ed about Mum
and Dad, or the suburbs, though
I aij taU< aUout Charlie.
Charlie
She looked at me in
ir I were plaving some ridiculous
same, unt' she saw
'You've got a sfeet voice, Karim. you,re
from South London _ so
thas how you speak. ls like c"ct',ey.
onry not so raw. Is not
unusual. Is different to my voice,
of curse.,
illlllY;il
Of course.
At that moment I resolved to_lose my accent:
whatever it was, it
would go' I would speak like her. It
;
world; I had to, to get on. Not that I
wanted to go back. I still craved
night when I had my
somehow I knew also
on the sbeet, my knees gave
way.
r78
'Eleanor, I won't be able to cycle home,' I said. 'I think I've lost the
usc of my legs.'
She said, softly, 'I can't sleep with you tonight, baby, my head's
ell messed up, you've no idea. Is somewhere else and it's full of
voices and songs and bad stuff. And I'm too much trouble for you.
You know why, don't you?'
'Please tell me.'
She turned away. 'Another time. Or ask anyone. I'm sure they'll
br.happy to tell you, Karim.'
She kissed me goodnight at the door. I was not sad to go. I knew
l'd be seeing her every day.
When we'd found the charaers we wanted to play, $lke had us
lirr.sent thern to the rest of the group. Eleanor/s was an upper-class
linglish woman in her sixties who'd grown up in the Indian Rai,
l,meone who believed herself to be part of Britain's greatness but
woe declining o'ith it and becoming, to her consternation, sexually
r'urious iust as Britain became so. Eleanor d it brilliantly. When she
aclt'd she lost her hair_twiding self-consciousness and became
slill, drawing us towards her as a low-voiced story-teller, adng iust
r.rrough satirical top-spin to keep us guessing as to her attitude
ltlwards the charaer.
She finished to general approval and theatrical kisses. It was my
lrrrn. I got up and did Anwar. It was a monologue, saying who he
wns, what he was like, followed by an imitation of him raving in the
nlrcet. I slipped into it easily, as I'd rehearsed so much at Eleanor/s. I
llrtlught rny work Vas as good as anyone's in the group, and for the
irst time I didn't feel mysel to be lagging behind everyone else.
After tea we sat around to discuss the characters. For sorne reason,
lrt,rhaps because she looked puzz)ed,, Pyke said to Tracey, {rVhy
rkrn't you tell us what you thought of Karim's character?'
Now although Tracey was hesitant" she did feel strongiy. She was
rlignified and serious, not fashionable like a lot of middle-class kids
who fancied themselves as actors. Tracey was respectable in the best
surburban way, honest and kind and unpretentious, and she
rlrcssed like a secretary; but she was also bothered by things: she
worried about what it meant to be a black woman. She seemed shy
;rnd ill at ease in the world, doing her best to disappear from a room
without actually walking out. Yet when I saw her at a party with
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'We have to prote our culfure at this time, Karim. Don't you
ng,ree?'
aa
r person.'
Etart again.'
intended blackmail.,
But |udge Pyke signled for Tracey to
to on.
'And
arranged marriage. It worries me. IGrim, with respect,
-it worriesthatme.'
at her, sa)4ng nothing. She was very disturbed.
!T*d
Tell us exactly why it worries you,, Eleanor said, sympathetically.
can I even begin? Your picfure is what white people
.l'."y
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ind
weir
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CHAPTER TWELVE
'Bad light? Are you mad? I'll show you just as you are.'
At this assurance he seemed content. Now I'd secured his assent I
changed the subiect quickly.
ruuld show off about we both got pleasure from the exchange.
'l have been in more positions than most men. I'm thinking of
r:omposing a manual. I like it very much from behind with the
woman on her knees as if I am riding high a horse likefohn Wayne.'
'Doesn't }amila obie to that kind of thing?' I asked, observing
him carefully and wondering how I'd portray the crippled arm.
'l'rostituton and so on?'
'You've hit the nail exaly on the nose! At first they condemned
llt('as a completely vTong man, a male exploiter Pig -'
lucky.'
'No. You.'
hi
'No!'
'And for a few days I had to be exclusively masturbating twice a
rlay. Shinko wanted to give up this game and become a gardener
and all.'
'D'you think she'd be a good gardener?'
l{e shrugged. 'She has nimble fingers with weeds. But thank
('hrist Almighty in heaven, they realized Shinko was exploiting me.
! was the victim and all, so it was soon back to business as usual.'
'l'hcn Changez took my arm and looked into my eyes. He became
unhappy. What a sentimental creafue he was. 'can I tell you
Iomething?' He looked into the distance - through the window and
into the next-door neighbous kitchen. 'We laugh at one or two
things about my character, yes, but I'll tell you a not-laughing
mlrtter. I'd give up every position I've ever been in for 6ve minutes
ttr kiss my wie on her lips.'
Wife? What wife? My mind slid around at his words; until I
rt,membered. I was always forgetting he was married to famila.
'Your wife still won't touch you, eh?'
He shook his head sadly and gulped. 'And you and she? Stuffing
rr:gularly?'
'No, no, for God's sake, Bubble, not since the time you watched
us. It wouldn't be the same without you there.'
He grunted. 'So she's getting it absolutely nowhere at all?'
'Nowhere, man.'
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'Good.'
S"y ,"r;ri
to be listening to my observations
on the
!
He i
ne;ust
fumed and looked at me with great
fue and determinatior,,
these were noiouatlu""
quities that
th} God
r:^ had
L-l
"rrd
hT. H_e
smashed r,i, goJ fist down
on the table
l5"j*:,p::
*:
*;
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Y T"i k";"I
a.";,
..",ii J"T r,r," k,o*
_il":g":_
all rry 1,:toj"r:"rly,,please
life. Don,t y;
you.'
'*. 'h";;;"*. JJ-#:#:H
'"T
"*:i:;',u,:1l"
"i|ro"
Thas
-ill
top mysel
uP to you but - ,
'Of course I wiII do it. I wil cut
my tfuoat.,
'What with?,
'A prick!,
He threw his cup
plate to the loor, pushed hims
l up and
started to Pace abou 1d
i the room. Usuy hi,
a,,rr
remained
still
and at his side, a useless trunk.
"*,
aunow, p.omaing
from the
folded-back sleeve of the pinkd""'"i";-8;;,
it sfuck out in front o
him and waved ftom sid to side.
;'*med to have become
another person, reacting.out
of rear p"iir"u,", than the ironic
selfdeprecation with which h!.""""Uy
his strange Me. t4rhen
g;il
and she
""fff:]
un
rit,n"
*, J"oH":f;
ilt ::
'Fuck-all. I'm doing fuck-all until I get her. And one other matter.
You can't be using my charaer in your aing business. No, no, no,
tlcinitely. And if you try and steal me I can't see how we can be
riends to talk to each other again! Promise?'
I becarne frantic. What was this - censorship? 'Promise? You cunt!
I can't fucking promise anything now! What are you talking about?'
llut it was Like shouting at a rock. Something in him had solidified
against me.
'You entered my wife,'he said. 'Now promise you won't enter me
by the back door and portray me in your play.'
I was defeated. What could I say? 'OK, OK, I promise not to enter
you,' I said half-heartedly.
'You love to belittle me, you love to laugh at rne and call me a git to
lhe side of my face. One day you will be laughing out of the other
plde of your neck with me. You will keep your promise?"
I nodded" I went.
cycled like a maniac to Eleano/s flat. I had to disorss the situation
wlth her. First I'd lost Anwar and now I was losing Changez.
Without him my whole caneer would fall apart. Who else could I
hnrc my character on? I didn't know any other'black'people. Pyke
I
room
hes.'
She started to laugh as I pulled off my jeans, but before I'd got any
frrrther than my knees she was nibbling my cock, longbefore any of
a87
", ""iit
fingers.
"i
There were occasions when I looked at Eleanor and felt such love_
her face and entire being seemed luminous that I couldn,t bear the
-
and crippled hand, and on the accent, which I knew would sound,
r88
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sports car, a b
along on your
With their poking into life's odd comers' Pyke and Marlene
recmed to me to be more like intrepid iournalists than swimmers in
lhc sensual. Their desire to snuggle up to real life betrayed a basic
shot you
the road.
that the telling of these stories vas an integrally erotic aspet of the
serious promiscuous life" Or perhaps it was because I,d been
Maybe my
teasing out
s Pyke said,
as it were, when we first began to talk, was this. ,When I was
nineteen, Karim, I swore to dedicate myself to two things: to
becoming a brilliant director and to sleeping with as many wo.
u,
"r,
I could.'
I was surprised to ind him naive enou6h to boast of such
desires.
But, looking straight ahead of him as he drove, he talked of his
hobbies: attending orgies and New york fuck<lubs; and of the
pleasure of finding unusual locations for the usual act, and unusual
people to perform it with.
dhad
';i:i
tuck-
predominantly in the
'ffi;::T:i':,;
t _ an astronomer or
L9
lnsidious. 'Hey, you should know I'm pleased with your con-
llcnn white T-shirt and tracksuit bottoms' His arms were thin and
Irls face had a mean and pinched look; he ran a lot. The soul music I
lnnisted he played was turned up. He especially liked Smokey
tlrlbinson's 'Going to a Go G, and when he liked something he
wnnted it again and again. But he hadn't known the Robinson tune
ln'fore. I was thinking he wasn't as cool as he should have been
whcn he pulled something so fucking cool I nearly froze to death
and overheated at the same timeThere I was, talking away, saying, 'But you've been so kind to me
rlready, Matthew, iust giving me this job. Perhaps you dot realize
what it means.'
'What d'you mean, don't realize?' he said, sharply.
'tt's changed my life. Without you plucking me from nowhere I'd
ntill be decorating houses.'
gnrnted. 'Fuck that. That's not kind - is just a iob. Now, your
pr(:sent, that's really kind. Or, rather: who your present is. Who.
Who.'
'Who?' We were starting to sound like a fucking owl chorus. 1/ho
l Ie
in
it?'
'lt's Marlene.'
'Your wife's name is Marlene, isn't it?'
'Sure. If you want her, she's yours. She wants you.'
'Me? Really?'
'Yes.'
19t
a.x:lll"7,,
of
'Yeah?, He smiled at
: me' 'From
me to you' friend. A gift.
appreeiation.,
told me? What was going on? I was about to ask Pyke about all this
but it was too late for that. Pyke would think me an iot for lying.
And Pyke wouldn't stop talking, though I only half heard him.
'[he car had stopped outside West Kensington tube. The commuters
plled out of the exit in a mass and virtually ran home. Now Pyke was
writing something on a pad on his knee.
nlund for supper. Ill be nice to see you both. I'm sure we can really
get into something good.'
rn a part of me, in
mv cock-to u"
b";.;;"".:f"
x11l;'']i1Tl!]
;:
::"l'':}'";meaft
;rTii'j,
'Was she?,
'Wouldn,t you be?
'Yeah, rnan, I would.,
'lust awful,, he said. ,And
what a man he was.,
'I know.,
'Handsome, talente d,
charismatic. Did you
,No.,
know him?, he asked.
'I'm glad you rwo
pyke said,
srniting at me.
".i.1:S."ln*,,
.
w
Et
lastboyf
considered
aid, trying to fit it around
what I k"J;;
rienaruunmslrtill:i#ff
ar.
Thanks,, I said.
'Pleasure. you,re
When I got to the house, which was half ripped up since Ted had
Itarted work on it, Dad was sitting writing: he was working on a
lxxrk about his childhood in India. l_ater he'd be doing a metation
clrrss in a local hall. Eva was out. Sometimes I dreaded seeing Dad. If
ytru weret in the mood for him, or able to fend him of his
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face,,^"
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and a
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out my head. But _r,"r,,
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invitation to Pyke's (but n
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ie
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no insight into
my fears and confusion' She
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CHAPTER THIRTEEN
l'rl been briefed up to the hilt on all this byTery, who investigated
lhe r-rimes of the rich middle class with the vigour of a political
trar pulling a ton of money/ much more than I was, more than
alryone else in the commune in which he lived, and he was
Hrnstantly getting recognized in the street. He was also asked to
opr,n firework displays, judge play competitions and appear on
tell,briy game shows. In the sreet it vvas like walking around with
( lr,rrlie, the way people called out to hirn and tumed and stared,
srrtpt that Terry's fans didn't know him as Terry Tapley, but as
i+.r1q'eant Monty. These ironies made Sergeant Monty especially
vlrrrlent about Pyke, the man who'd denied him the only job he'd
leally wanted.
'li.rry had taken me to a political meeting recently, after which, in
will
t l rt pub, a girl had spoken about life after the revolution.'People
the
clarinet!'
she'd
lte rcading Shakespeare on the bus and learning
r'tltd- Her commitment and hope impressed me; I wanted to do
l llrtething myself. But Terry dn't think I was ready. He gave me a
urrall task first. 'Keep an eye on Pyke for us,' he said, 'as you're so
wr.ll in with hin. His type are good for cash. There might be
*rrrrething up that stre t you can do one day. We'll let you know.
lltrt this time lust look around - see what we might take him for
wlxrn the tirne comes to call him in politically. [n the short term you
stop
nted to hold her all day and stroke hei,
l|f: jl".-,:::::
a deferenriar rrish
sirr. who rer us
;'"#"Lfl:,,11i"1",!."',J;
into
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does he? I don,t:thinkhe,s;*ilffi;:lJ"[Hl#J
'}T"ill;l
has he?'
he?,
T:;.ffi1ffiT,T:,":yi:ri!'i;ffi
'No.'
'Because he ioves
us so much.,
more and
facts of m,
m o__--_.._
with
"
your'laii*'i""o?
you mean?,
a:T"T'::ff*
he said softly. ,He,s
bloody dead.,
about funn.,
st go to the toilet.,
ir *y
s stufp,
way.
fhe wall above them; and a plaster sculpture with strings and
llghtbulbs, also attached to the wall: it looked like a large cunt.
lsnning casually against another wall were three of Pyke's framed
awurds, and standing on the table were a couple of statuettes and a
rtrl-glass bowl with Pyke's name on it. There were no posters or
pltotographs from any of his produions. Apart from the awards,
art outsider would have no clue to his profession.
lileanor returned as the two Ms walked silkily down the wide
rlnircase, Pyke in black ieans and black T-shirt, Marlene more exotic
irr u short white dress, bare arms and legs, and white ballet shoes.
flhc was glamorous, Marlene, Rvint of a rough and uncompromislltg, sexuality t'ith her many smiles. But, as my mother would have
mid, she was no spring chicken.
l'he lrish maid served the four of us turkey salad and we sat and
tlt.on our laps and drank more champagne. I was hungry, and had
rlcliberately missed lunch in order to enioy 'suppe/, but now I
rrluldn't eat much. Marlene and Matthew dn't look as if food
lnlcrested them either. I kept watching the door, expecting more
;nople to tum up, but none did. Pyke had lied. He was quiet and
rllstant tonight, as if he couldn't be bothered with the performance
'By the way,' Pyke said to the boy, 'd'you know who Karim's
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199
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gonel
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hlllcd closer to me. 'Gene was a young West Indian actor. He was
lery talented and sensitive, thin and kind and raunchy, with this
bautiful face. He knew a lot about Po try, which he'd declaim
lvunderfully aloud at parties. And African rnusic was his speciality.
Hp worked with Matthew once, a long time ago. Matthew says he
*rn the best mirne he ever met. But he never got the work he
dprerved. He emptied bed-pans in hospital prograrnmes. He played
erlminals and taxi-drivers. He never played in Chekhov or lbsen ot
phakespeare, and he deserved to. He was better than a lot of people.
*r he was very ang{f about a lot of things. The police were always
Taxis drove strght
Flt'king him up and giving him a going over.
Sor
had
ass,' but neither of them
""O::J:
tterly bored, as i this evening
had
u,,a
.on;ffiffT:.ll;
F.it him. People said there were no free tables in emPty restaurants.
didn't
'l gee.'
lghtly.
lpanicked. 'What?'
'lust a little kiss to start with, to see how we get along. Do I shock
yrtu?'
oK?, she
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I'rrlled off her dress. Her body was thin and brown, and when I
lrruched it I was surprised by how warm she vas, as if she'd been
lig,htly toasted. It aroused me, and with my arousal came a little
The dope made me drowsy and held back sensation and reaction.
zo1
don't know why, but the Thai sticks floated me back to the suburs
i.g
sp
mu
between mY
didn't like it
When
looked
PolitelY' So I
enough to
nor
viciously,
not
but enough to Sive him a jolt'
was to see him murmuring his
Eleanor came over to Pyke; she came over to him quickly and
passionately, as if he were of infinite value at this moment, as i
she'd heard that he had a cmcial messa8e for her' She took his head
in her hands as if it were a precious pot, and she kissed
llke, pulling
accepted me and invited no one else and couldn't wait to make love
to me. And there was my mother tr,embling with pain at her soul
being betrayed, and the end o our family life and everything else
starting from that night. And Gene was dead. He'd known poetry by
heart and \^'as ang{r and neve got any work, and I wished I'd met
him and seen his face. How could I ever leplace him in Eleanor's
eyes?
When I sat trp I had to search my mind for a due to where I was. I
felt as if the lights in my mind had been funed off. But I did see a
couple onthe farside of the room, illuminated onlybythelightfrom
watching the strange couple kiss and rub their hands on each other.
The man was pushing the woman back on the sofa. She had taken
off the black suit and red shirt, for some reason, though she looked
her loveliest in them.
Marlene and I tumbled on the loor. I had been in her already, and
noticed odd things, like how she had strong muscles in her cunt,
which she utilized to grip the end of myprick as profussionally as my
own pinkies. When she wanted to stop me moving inside her she
merely flexed her cunt musdes and I was secrrred or life.
I-ater, when I looked up, the couple had separated and Pyke's
body was carrying his erection in my direction, like a lorry sustaining a crane.
"That looks fun,' his voice said.
1es, it -'
his status, to approach him; but at last she'd come to know him
precisely the way she'd always wanted to know him'
- the
the
or
Space,
ICA, was it, or was it the Royal Court, or the Open
wanted
she
,{lrnost Free, or the Bush? - but anyway, however much
hirn then, she was too intimidated by his renown, by his talent, by
first admired him and then spotted him in the foyer of a theatre
Marlene was transfixed by all this. She moved around them for a
better look. 'oh yes, yes,' she was saying- 'Is so beautiful, so
beautiful, I can't believe it"'
'Stop talkingi Pyke snapped, suddenly.
'But I can't believe it,' Marlene lwent on. 'Can you, Karim?'
'It's unbelievable,' I said'
This distracted Eleanor. She looked at me dreamily, and then at
Pyke. She withdrew his ingers from her cunt and put thern in my
mouth.
'Don't let me have all the fun,' she said to Pyke, pleadingly'
'Please, why don't you two touch each other?'
Marlene nodded vigorously at this constructive suggestion'
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CHAPTER FOURTEEN
Marlene fell back on to the cout, naked, with her legs open.
'There's so much we can do toni8ht she cried. Ther,e' hours and
hours of total pleasure ahead of us. We can do whatever we want.
would you
we,ll get
mY
mind
".rnt'
think.'
whom it was a new idea. The d never had anyone say to them,
'Now tell me exactly whyitis you've made such a mess of this simple
job? Do you ways want to be fifth_rate? Is your work always
shoddy?' She'd also added cachet to hersel by being Charlie's
mother. Twice she'd been interviewed by Sunday newspaper
supplements.
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Now she was getting sniffy with me. 'I can't afford to hire Eleanor
too. Anyway, you told me she's mad,'she said.
asked her to tell me how many among them she'd slept with.
lrVhatever the number and whatever the play, sitting in the warm
dark next to her inevitably tave me an ereion, and at the interval
she'd remove her tights so I could touch herthe way she liked me to.
These were the best days: waking up and finding Eleanor hot as a
pie; someEmes she'd sweated a puddle on her rest which seemed
When Eleanor and I inished gutting the lat, and before Ted and Eva
could get started on it, 1 spent some time with leeta and famila. All I
wanted was to work in the shop in the evening and earn a bit of
money. I didn't want to get myself involved in any serious sintegration. But things had changed a lot.
Unde Anwar didt sleep at all now' At night he sat on the edge of
his chair, smoking and drinking un-Islamic drinks and thinking
portentous thoughts, dreaming of other counEies, lost houses,
'mothers, beaches.
Anwar did no work in the shop, not even
rewarding work like watching for shoplifters and shirtlifters. |amila
often found him drunk on the loor, rancid with unhappiness, when
she went by to see her mother in the morning before work. Anwar/s
hunger-strike hadn't endeared him to his amily, and now no one
attended to him or enquired into the state of his cracking heart.
'Bury me in a paupes grave,'he said to me. 'I've had it, Karim,
boy.' 'Right you are, Uncle,' I said. And Princessleeta was becoming
stronger and more wilful as Anwar declined; she appeared to be
growing an iron nose like a hook with which she could lift heavy
boxes of comed beef. She'd leave him drunk on the floor now,
mayh wiping her feet on him as she passed through to raise the
steel shutters on her domain of vegetables. It was tamila who picked
him up and put him in his Eir, though they never spoke, looking at
each other with bemused and angry love.
I began to see that Anwa/s unhappiness wasn't only selfinduced. There was a canrpgn against him. Since his attempt to
starve himself to death, Princess feeta was, in her own way, stanring
her husband to death, but subtly, month by month. There was very
definite but intangible deprivation. For example, she spoke to him,
but the menu changed that day" His stomach was released, oh yes'
And for weeks Anwas shit didn't touch the sides of the toilet bowl;
downstairs into the shop and thought he was going mad when he
saw t transormed.
At least once a week Princess leeta rnade slighting remarks about
Changez, sying as she lifted a box, 'A good son-in-law would be
doing this, instead of an old woran" or she pointed out babies and
children to Anwar, and kissed them and gave their mothers free
food, because she'd never have grandrildren now, so outstanng
had been the droice of son-in-law by Anwas brilliant brother in
Bombay. To make things wor e, once in a while, perhaps or a whole
morning, she would be kind, loving and attentive to Anwar, and
then, as the smiles rcturn to his face, she'd cut him dead for a
week, until he had no idea where he stood or what was happening
to him.
One day, on his way back from the mosque, Anwar descried
through the snowstornr o his pn someone he only vaguely
recognized, so long had it been since he'd seen him (and so fat had
the person become), though mentally he stoned this figure to death
every day, and referred to him, in ront of me, as 'that fucking,bald,
us less cripple'. It was Changez, and he was out shopping with
Shinko, one of his favourite pastirnes. The d been to the Paperback
Exchange and then to Catford's largest sex shoP, the l-ounge of
Love, and Changez carried in his good arm a brown parcel containing newly acquired instruments of desire: red slitted knickers,
stockings and suspenders, magazines called Apenings for Gentlanetr
and Citizen Cane, and the star item, a large knobbly pink penis
which, for a price, he intended to Press into Shinko's lade gate as she
called out'Fuckmefuckmefuckmebigboybigboybigboy!'
On this unforgettable day Shinko carried with her a pineapple and
2q
As
camf
sheet towards
l'erhaps
himsel, but I wanted to see the t\'o men together again. 'Please go
to the hospital,'I said.
'I don't want to give myself depression,' Dad replied fastidiously'
Dad had seriously fallen out with Anwar. Th"y weren't speaking
at all now" It was over the fact that Anwar thought Dad should never
have left Mum. It was a comrpt thing to do. Have a mistress, Anwar
said, and treat both women equy well, but never leave your wife.
Anwar insisted that Eva was an immoral woman and that Dad had
worked; it wasn't hof you didn't see terrible things on the street that
she moved away from him. Eva was ways out, and I knew Dad
was thinking of
probably idealizing
her. He hadn't
the Phone'
whereas
before
il-T:"
slness.
Anwar ed, mumbling about Bombay, about the beach, about the
boys at the cathedral school, and calling for his mother.
famila
insisted he should be buried in a place she roved, a smal grassy
place where she often went to read, and
8ays to sunbattre an
point in fetishizing it, as some liberals and Asian radicals liked to do.
So if I wanted the adtional personality bonus of an lnan past, I
would have to create it.
When they lowered the coffin into the earth, and there seemed no
crueller thing than life itself, famila staggered to one side, as if one
leg had given way, fainting and almost collapsing on to the
sappearing box. Changez, who had not taken his eyes from his
wife all day, was instantly bede her, his feet plunging ankledeep
into mud, but with his arms around his wife at last, their bodies
Partly I blamed Dad for this. After all, like Anwar, for most
of his lie
he'd never shown any interest in going back to India. He was
always
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'Which ways?'
'In his shop, for instance.,
'ReIy?'
'Stacking shelves,' he said sarcastically.
There was a minor row when one of the Indians pulled out a
handy compass and announced that the hole hadn,tbeen dug facing
in the right direction, towards Mecca. The five Indians
u'
"r,irtua
coffin a little and murmured verges rom the Koran.
Atl this
reminded me of the time I was thrown out of a class at school
or
asking what people would be wearing in heaven. I thought I
was
one o the first people in history to find all religion chilisn and
inexplicable.
died at the wrong time, when there was much to be clarified and
established. They hadt even started to be grown-ups together.
There was this piece of heaven, this little girl he'd carried around the
shop on his shoulders; and then one day she was gone, replaced by a
foreigner, an unccoperative woman he didn't know how to speak
to. Being so confused, so weak, so in love, he chose strength and
drove her away from himself. The last years he spent wondering
where she'd gone, and slowly came to realize that she would never
refum, and that the husband he'd chosen or her was an idiot.
Wearing an inside'out sweatshirt and ieans once more, lying back
on the rough orange sofa, Iamila put a bottle of Brown to her lips.
Changez and I passed a bottle between us. Big Muslim hc was,
drinking on the day of a funeral. It was only with these two that I felt
part of a family. The three of us were bound together by ties sbonger
than personality, and sbonger than the liking or disliking o each
other.
Jamila spoke slowly and thoughtfully. I wondered if she'd taken a
couple of Valium. 'All of this has made me think about what I want
in my life. I've been tired for a while of the way things have been.
I've been conservative in a way that doesn't suit me. I'm leaving the
flat. It's being returned to the lanord unless yolt'- she glanced at
the Dildo Killer - 'want to pay the rent. I want to live somewhere
else.'
The Killer looked terrified. He was being abandoned. He looked
frantically between his two friends. His face was appalled. This,
A few
exchanged, and ever after it would all be different. One day you
were in clover in your camp-bed, the next in shit up to your neck.
She was being straightforward, lamila, and the straightforward was
not a method I preferred for myself. Changez had never accustomed
himsel to it either.
'Elsewhere where?' he managed to say.
'I want to try and live in anothe way. I've felt isolated.'
'I am there daily.'
'Changez, I want to live communally with a bunch of people friends - in a large house they've bought in Peckham.'
She slid her hand over his as she broke the news. It was the first
time I'd seen her touch her husband voluntarily.
'fammie, what about Changez?' I asked.
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'No.' She shook her head firrnly, but with some sadness. 'Not
necessarily.'
I butted in. 'Changez won't be able to survive alone, fammie' And
l'm going on tour soon' What'll happen to him, d'you think?'
She looked forcefully at both of us, but she addressed Changez'
'But that's for you to think about. Why don't you go back to your
family in Bombay? They have a house there, you've told me' There is
spaoe, there are servants, chauffeurs.'
'But you are mY wife.'
'Only legally,' she said gentlY.
1ou will always be my wife. The legal is nothing, I understand
that. But in my heart you are my famila''
1es, well, Changez, you know is never been like that"
'I'm not going back,' he said flatly. 'Never. You won't niake me''
'I wouldn't make you do anything. You must do what suits you''
his
for
the
this capitalism of the feelings no one cares for another person. Isn',t
that so?'
Yes it is so,'famila admitted.
uP another P rson
'Everyone is left
hete is too hard for
when they ale righ
will try to make it
me. So I go down
alone.'
him'
it throu8h:
cracking like an old painting. A pipe poured water down the walls.
And three local skinheads, as respectable as Civil Servants, though
one had a spider's web tattooed on his face, stood outside and
Jamila.'
cutlery."
She was stuck with him now" There was no way out. She said; ,But
you'll have to pay your way, Changez" Thas how I don,t see it
happening. My father pd the lent on our lat, but those days are
gone. Yoll have to suPPort yourself.' And she added tentatively,
You might have to work.'
This was too mur. Changez looked at me anxiously.
'Exciting, huh?' I said.
We sat there, talking it over. He would go with her. She couldn,t
get out of it now.
white England.
useful lie in
jeered.
Inside, the place was full of the most eater and hard-working
ve6etarians I'd ever seen, eanest and humorous, with degrees in
this and that, scussing Cage and Schumacher as they dragged out
the cistern in their blue dungarees and boiler suits. Changez stood in
front of a banner which read 'America, where are you now? Don't
you cale about your sons and daughters?' He looked like oliver
Hardy in a roomful of Paul Newmans, and was as frightened as a
new boy at school. When someone hurried past him and said,
'Civilization has taken a wront tutn,' Changez looked as if he'd
rather be anywhere than Utopia. I saw no tarot cards, though
someone d say they wete intending to'make love to the garden'. I
left Changez there and rushed home to add new touches to his
character.
absorbed me, my thoughts raced: one idea pulled another behind it,
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CHAPTER FIFTEEN
rlther people, even when they were difficult- (He saw fficult
people as puzzles to be solved.) Actors liked him because he knew
t hat even they could discover for themselves the right way through a
part if he gave them room. This flattered them, and actors love
lattery. Pyke never got angFy or shoved you in a direction you
tlidn't want to go; his manipulations we1e subtle and effeive. All
the same, these were painful days for me. The others, especially
(larol, often became anry, because I was slower and more stupid
ttran they were. 'Karim's got all the right qualifications for an aor"
Carol said. 'No ternique, no exPerience, no Presence.'
So Pyke had to go over every line and move o the first scene with
me. My greatest fear was that when the final script was delivered
l.awrence and Pyke would have allowed me only a small part, and
l'd be hanging around back-stage like a spare prick. But when Louise
delivered the play I saw to my suPrise that I had a cracker of a part- I
couldn"t wait to exhibit it.
What a strange business this acting is, Pyke said; you are trying to
convince people that you're someone else, that this is not-me' The
way to do it is this, he said: when in character, playing not-me, you
have to be yourself. To make your not-selfreal you have to steal from
your authentic self. A false stroke, a wong note, anything Pretended, and to the audience you are as obvious as a Catholic naked
in a mosque. The closer you play to yourself the better. Paradox of
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animals.
I was playing an immigrant fresh from a small lndian town. I
insisted on assembling the costume myself: I knew I could do
something apt' I wore high white plaorm boots, wide cherry flares
that sfuck to rny arse like sveetPaPer and flapped around my ankles,
and a spotted shirt with a wide'Concorde'collar flattened over my
iacket lapels.
At the first performance, in front of an audience of twenty, as soon
as I walked out on stage, farting with fear. there was laughter,
character. The other aors had the loaded lines, the many-syllabled
in his love-making with the barrister; he'd think of everything champagne, hash, flowers - to ensure she thought highly and
vegetarians, but
found that Changez was a fat, useless bum, and'that they would
Coming.'
That was bound to happen one day, Changez. I'll buy you some
ear plugs if you like.' And I gi$led to myself at the thought of
Changez listening to the love of his life being shafted nextdoor night
after night. 'or why dot you change rooms?'
He shook his head. 'I like to be near her. I like to hear her moving
around. I am famitar with every sound she makes. At this moment
she is sitting down. At ttrat moment she is reading. I like to know.'
You know, Changez, love can be very mut like sfupity.'
'Love is love, and it is etemal. You don't have romantic love in the
West any more. You just sing about it on the rao. No one rey
loves, here.'
'What about Eva and Dad?' l countered iauntily. Thas romantic,
isn't it?'
That's adultery. Thas pure evil.'
'Oh,
I see.'
was pleased to find Changez so cheerful. He seemed glad to have
escaped lethargy into this new life, a life I'd never have imagined
I
suiting him.
As we loafed around I saw how dereli and poor this end of the
city - South London - really was, compared with the London I was
living in. Here the unemployed were walking the streets with
nowhere else to go, the men in dirty coats and the women in old
shoes without stockings. As we walked and looked Changez talked
of how much he liked English people, how polite and considerate
they were. 'They're gentlemen. Especially the women. They don't
try to do you down all the time like the Indians do.'
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These gentlemen had unhealthy faces; their skin was grey. The
housing estates looked like makeshift prison camps; dogs ran
around; rubbish blew abou! there was graffiti. Small trees had been
planted with protective wire netting around them, but they,d all
been snapped off anyway. The shops sold only inadequate and
badly made clothes. Everything looked cheap and shabby, the
worse for trying to be flash. Changez must have been thinking the
same things as me. He said, 'Perhaps I feel at home here because it
reminds me of Calcutta.'
When I said it was time for me to go, Changez's mood changed.
From broodiness he snapped into businesslike attack, as if he,d
worked out in advance what he wanted to say, and now was the
time to deliver it.
'Now, tell me, Karim, you'e not using my own character in your
play, are you?'
'No, Changez. I told you already.'
'Yes, you laid your word of honour on the line.'
'Yes, I did. Ritht?'
for,
suggested that he'd laid down under the railway bridge and inlicted
the wound on himself, to scredit them.
The attack on Changez angered me, and I asked famila if I could
should come with famila and her friends on a march the following
Saturday. The National Front were parading through a nearby Asian
district. There would be a fascist rally in the Town Hall; Asian shops
would be attacked and lives threatened. Local people were scared.
We couldn't stop it we could only march and make our voices
heard. I said I'd be there.
I
week recently.
Nothing had been said, but she'd cooled towards me. I wan't
I liked to go home and be frightened alone.
I prepared myself for the opening by walking around the flat as
Changez, not caricaturing him but getting behind his peculiar
eyebs. Robert de Niro would have been proud of me.
took it for granted that Eleanor spent the evenings at parties with
her friends. She often invited me, too, but I'd noticed that after a
couple of hours with her crowd I felt heavy and listless. Lie had
offered these people its lips, but as they dragged from party to party,
seeing the same faces and saying the same things night after night, I
saw it was the kiss of death; I saw how much was enervated and
useless in them. What passion or desire or hunger d they have as
they lounged
adviser, Sergeant Monty, that the ruling class weren't worth hating.
He disagreed. 'Their complacency makes them worse,' he argued.
When I rang Eleanor and told her we should ioin the others in
confronting the fascists, her attitude was strange, especially considering what had happened to Gene. She vacillated all over the
place. On the one hand there was this shopping to do in Sainsbur s;
on the other hand there was that person to visit in hospital. 'I'll see
you at the demo, love,' she concluded. 'My head's a [ttle messed
up.'I put the phone down.
I knew what to do. I was supposed to be meetingfamila, Changez,
Simon, Sophie and the others at the house that morning. So what?
I'd be late. I wouldn't miss the march; I'd just go straight there.
I waited an hour and caught the tube northwards, towards Pyke's.
I went into the front garden of the house opposite his, sat down on a
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log and watched Pyke's house through a hole in the hedge. Time
passed. It was getting late. I'd have to take a cab to the march. That
would be oK, as long as famila dn't catclr me getting out o a taxi.
After three hours of waiting I saw Eleanor approach pyke,s house.
What a genius I was: how ight rd been! Eleanor rang the bell and
Pyke answered immediately. Not a kiss, or a sts:oke, or a smile - only
the door shutting behind her. Then nothing. what d I expect? I
stared at the dosed door. What was I to do? This was something I
'hadn't thought
about. The march and demonshation would be in
full swing. Perhaps Pyke and Eleanor would be going on it. I,d wait
for them; mayh dedare mysel, say I was passin$, and get a lift to
the march with them.
I wted anotlrer thrce hours. They must have been having a late
lunr. It started to get dark. When Eleanor emerged I followed her
to the tube and got into the caniage behind her, sitting opposite her
in the train. She looked P tty surprised when she tlanced up and
saw me sitting there. 'Vllhat are you doing on the Bakerloo Line?, she
asked.
around.'
'Since that time . . . since that time we went over there for supper
around again.'
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The doors of the train were closing, but I rnanaged to nip through
them. As I walked up the platform I resolved to break with Eleanor. I
would have to see her every day at the theatre, but I'd never address
her as a lover again. It was over, then, my first real love affair. There
would be others. She preferred.Pyke. Sweet Gene, her black lover,
London's best mime, who emptied bed-pans in hospital soaps,
killed himself because every day, by a look, a remark, an attitude,
the English told him they hated him; they never let him forget they
a W, but
That's how I knew it was good. I ludge all art by its effect on my
neck.'
bad state.
wouldn't keep still - not that they ever moved anywhere near Mum
and Dad, though that would be their natural resting place. There
they would devour. When she turned back to Shadwell he smiled at
me and started to speak. 'I am ravished but resistant because . . .' he
began. I looked at Mum and Dad once more. 'They still love each
other, can't you see that?' I said to Eva. Or perhaps I didn't say it;
perhaps I iust thought it. Sometimes you can't tell when you've said
something or just had it in your head.
I moved away, and found Terry standing at the barwith a woman
who didn't look like the rest of the scented and parang first-
deal?'
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'All right.'
I said I'd do it if I could. I knew what he vas on about. I wasn,t
about to be a coward. I knew who to hate. He said, The party
requires funds right now. Go to two people and ask them for
I shrugged.
money.'
'Yes.'
I walked away. I'd had enough. But he took my arm again, the
'No.'
'Sure?'
nodded.
tr
'Yeah.'
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ecstasy?'
'Your baby?'
2)!
,I
'Where?'I said.
person, Karim?'
and men who liked rowing. I got into this invigorating walking
rhythm for a while, until I realized I was being followed by some
kind of little creature whom I spotted a few yards behind me,
walking calmly along with her hands in her pockets. I dn,t give a
tuck.
him.'
'Go to the Ladies and blow your nose,,
'I better,' she said.
I said.
I wanted to think about Eleanor, and how painful it was to see her
every day when all I wanted was to be back with her. I know I had
hoped that my indiference would revive her interest in nne, that she
missed rne and would ask me back to her place for more steamed
cabbage and a last kiss of her thighs. But in my letter I'd asked her to
keep away from me; thas exay what she was doing, and it dn,t
seern to bother her. Perhaps I would try and talk to her one last time.
My curiosity about the person behind me ras too much to bear, so
further along the river I concealed myself in a pub doorway and
iumped out, half naked, on the ceature, shouting, 'Who are you?
Why are you following me!" When I let her go she was unperturbed,
we walked along
Hogarth'sTomb.
as me,, said the
th
wanted to fight.
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
The theatre was full every night, and on Fridays and Saturdays, to
our pleasure, people were turned away. We were going to do extra
shows. The play was on my mind all day. How could it not be? It was
a big event to get through every evening. It was impossible to do it
and only half concentrate, as I saw one night, after finding myself
stranded on stage, looking at Eleanor, having forgotten which act of
the play we were in. I found that the best n'ay to avoid having my
day ruined by the show in the evening was to move the hours
around, getting up at thrce or four in the aftemoon so that the play
took place in the moming, as it were, and you had hours afterwards
in which to o1get it.
After the show we went out into the r staurant area, where looks
would linger on us. People pointed us out to each other. They
bought us drinks; they felt privileged to rneet us. They required us
urgently at their parties, to spice them up. We went to them, turning
up at midnight with our arms full of beer and wine. Once there we
were offered drugs. I had sex with several women; atrl that was easier
now. I got an agen., too. I was offered a small part in a television
film, playing a taxi< :iver. I had some money to ptay with. One
night Pyke came by and asked us if we wanted to take the show to
New York. There'd been an offer from a small but prestigious theahe
An
old woman in a pink nylon housecoat came into the room with
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me.
'Leave him alone, for Chriss sake, can't you?' said }ke, coming
back into the room. 'Where's that sandalwood body sharnpoo I like?'
She stood up. 'How should I know? m not vain. l'm not a fucking
man. I don't use it.'
asked him for the money. I told him what it was for. I asked him
for three hundred pounds. 'For politics?' he asked. 'For the Party, is
that it? Am I right?'
I
'Yes.'
'You?'
'Yes.'
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said. I didn't even look at it. I didn't want to get into books now. I
asked her again for some money. It would help the party; and they
would change the things that needed changing.
She said, finally, 'No, I will not give you five hundred pounds.,
'Why not?'
-'
And a line
from Bob Dylan kept running through my head: ,Stuck Inside of
Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again'.
The Party. They need money. Thas l it is. Nothing else.
Nothing about Gene. Nothing about us.'
tonsured skulls. The black kids had dreadlocks half-way down their
back, and walking sticks and running shoes. The girls wo trousers
which tapered to above the ankle; the boys wore black bondage
trousers with flaps and buckles and ps. The area was full of
'Gene was
and elaborated on - black, spiky, sculptural, omamental, eveningwear not work-wear- had moved on: to the Mohican. The girls and
We
house in Brixton. I got off the tube and walked north, as held
inskucted me, under the rway bridge I'd passed over on the train
with Uncle Ted the time he slashed the seats; the time he said ,them
blacks'. It was the same line my father travelled on to work all those
years, with his blue ctionary in his briefcase.
shebeens, squats, lesbian bars, gay pubs, drug pubs, drug organizations, advice cenEes, and the offices of various radical political
organizations. There wasn't much work going on; people were
hanging out; they asked you i you wanted black hash, which I d,
but not fuom them.
The door of the house was open. The locks had been smashed. I
went straight up and caught Terry at it. He was wearing shorts and a
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He went off and made some tea, but it was Typhoo and the cup
had brown stains on the outside. I put it aside and gave him llke's
cheque. He glanced at it; he looked at me. 'Bloody good work. I
thought you werie ioki^g. This is terrific. Well done, mate.'
'I only had to ask him. You know what liberals are like.'
'Yeah, they can afford it, the bastards.' He came over to me again
after putting the cheque in his jacket pocket. 'Listen, there's other
things you can do now for the Party.'
I said, 'I'm going to America with Pyke.'
'Fuck that. What for?' It was good to see Terrlr keen and eager
again. "This country's the place to be. Is on its knees. You can see
that, can't you?'
Yeah.'
' 'Course you can. Callaghan can't last. It'll be our turn.,
'America is OK.'
1eah. Great.' He punched me on the arm. 'Come on.' I felt he
wanted to touch me or something. Kiss me. He said, 'Except is a
fascist, imperialist, racist shithole.'
'Yeah?'
'It's - '
I said, 'Sometimes I feel disgusted by your ignorance. your
Turry, when you talk about America? It's crap! Idiocyl Christ!,
'Don't shout at me. What am I saying? I'm saying l,ll miss you,
that's all! And I'm saying is pretty damn weird, you an, Pyke being
such big dose friends after what he's done to you. Right? Right?,
'Whas he done to me?'I said.
'You know. You were there.'
'I know? What is it? Tell ne"
'I've heard,'he said. 'Everybody talks.'
He turned away. He didn't want to say any more. Now I,d never
know what they were saying about me and Pyke and what he,d
done to me.
'Well,' I said. 'I don't care.'
'You don't care about anything,' he said. 'You're not attached to
anything, not even to the Party. You don't love. Stay here and fight.'
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I went to him and shook his hand. He had no idea what was going
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CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
After the opening night in New York we got out of the theaft and
wee taken in taxis to an apartrrent building on Central Park South,
something, and one wall was solid glass, and there was a view over
the park and to the north of Manhattan. There rve seFyants with
silver trays, and a black man played 'As Time Goes By' on the piano.
I recognized various aors, and was told that agents and ioumalists
and publishers wene there too. Carol went from person to Person
introducing herself. Pyke stood on one sPot, iust off<entre of the
room, where, d"y and graciously, he received unsolicited praise,
and no doubt hoped to meet hairdressers from Wisconsin. Being
English provincials, and resentfully afraid of capitalist contamination, Tracey, Richard and I skulked in a comer and were neryous.
Eleanor enjoyed hersel talking to a young film producer with his
hair in a pigtail. Iooking at her now, after saying only a few words to
her for three months, I realized how little I knew her, understood
her, liked her. I'd wanted her, but not wanted her. What had I been
thinking about the time I'd been with her? I resolved to talk to he
after a few drinks.
The man who ran the theatre, Dr Bob, was a forurer academic and
ctitic, an enthusiast for the'ethnic arts'. His room in the theatrc was
full of Peruvian baskets, carved pades, African drums and paint_
ings. I knew he'd sensed I was looking into the abyss because as we
rehearsed for the opening he said, 'Don't worry, I'll fix you up with
some decent music,'as if he knew this was what I required to feel at
home.
dark-skinned men ran into the room, banging some sort of wooden
hook on hand-held drums. Then a black man, wearing bright-pink
trousers and naked from the waist up, started to fling himself, his
arms outstretched, around the room. Two black women ioined him,
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At the end there was rapturous applause and Dr Bob made us shake
hands with all of them.
I didn't see Eleanor again that evening until rnost of the guests had
'gone
He started to read the stuff about me. The faces around him were
looking at me and laughing. Why did they hate me so much? What
had I done to them? Why wasn't I harder? Why d I feel so much?
'Karim is obviously looking for someone to fuck. Either a boy or a
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girl: he doesn't mind, and that's all dght. But he'd prefer a girl,
because she will mother him. Therefore he's appraising all the
cmmpet in the group. Tracey is too spiky for him, too needy; Carol
too ambitious; and Louise not his physical type. Ill be Eleanor. He
thinks she's sweet, but she's not blown away by him. Anlrway, she's
still fucked-up over Gene, and feels responsible for his death. I'll
have a word with her, tell her to take care of Karim, maybe get her to
feed him, give him a bit of confidence. My prediction is that Eleanor
will fuck him, ill basically be a mercy fuck, but he'll fall hard for her
and she'll be too kind to tell him the truth about anything. It will end
in tears.'
Well, the cabs in New York City had these bullet-proof partitions to
stoP you killing the driver, and they had slidy seats, and I
vas
practically on the floor. Thank God Charlie was with me. He had his
arms around my chest and kept me from the floor. He refused to let
me stop at a topless bar. What I did see were the Haitians walking
down the street. I wound down the window, ordered the driver to
slow down and shouted at them; 'Hey, guys, where are you going?'
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stadiums with his new band. He showed me the videos, but refused
to sit in the room while I watched them. I could see why. On stage he
wore black leather, silver buckles, chains and chokers, and by the
end of the performance he was barerhested, thin and white like
lagger , flinging his spidery figure like a malevolent basketball player
across stages as wide as aircraft hangars. He appealed to the people
who had the most disposable income, gays and young people,
especially girls, and his album, KilI For DaDa, was still in the charts,
months ater it had been released.
But the menace was tone. The ferocity was already a travesty, and
the music, of little distinion in itself, had lost its drama and attack
when transported from England with its unemployment, strikes and
class antagonism. What impressed me was that Charlie knew this.
The musis feeble, oK? I'm no Bowie, don't think I don't know
that. But I've got ideas between my ears. I can do good work in the
future, Kaim. This country gives me such optimism. People here
believe you can do stuff. Theydon'tbringyou
in England.'
down
said; 'Charlie, me and the whole cast, we're living in this big
apartnent. And I can't bear to see Eleanor every day. It breaks my
heart.'
Charlie dn't hesitate. l'd be 'appy to 'ave you'ele. Move in
tonight.'
'Great. Thanks, man.'
I walked down the street, laughing, amused that here in America
Charlie had acquired this cockney accent when my first memory of
him at school was that he'd cried after being mocked by the stinking
gypsy kids for talking so posh. Certainly, I'd never heard anyone
talk like that before. Now he was going in for cockney rhyming
slang, too. 'I'm iust off for apony,'he'd say. Pony and trap - ctap.
Or he was going to wear his winter whistle. Whistle and flute - suit.
He was selling Englishness, and getting a lot of money for it.
A few days later I moved in with him. During most of the day
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greed. Morr"y can cut the
cord between you and ordinary living. There you are, looking down
on the world, thinking you understand it, that you're iust like them,
Eleanor had to start shooting a sml part in the big film she'd
landed. The play wasn't doing sufficient business for us to cast
another actress in Eleano/s role; and an)rway, Pyke had gone off to
San Francisco to teach.
When the others went back to London I ripped uP my ticket and
stayed in New York. There was nothing for me to do in London, and
my aimlessness would be eyeballed by *y father, who would use it
as evidence that I should have become a doctor; or, at least, that I
should visit a doctor. In New York I coukl be a walking stagnanry
without restraint.
I liked walking around the city, going to restaurants with Charlie,
doing his shopping (bought him cars and proPerty), answering the
phone and sitting around with British musicians who were passing
through. We were two English boys in America, the land where the
music came from, with Mick Jagger, Iotut Lennon and fohnny
Rotten living round the corner. This was the dream come true.
All the same, my depression and self-hatred, my desire to
mutilate myself with broken bottles, and numbness and crying fits,
my inability to get out of bed for days and days, the feeling of the
world moving in to cmsh me, lvent on and on. But I knew I wouldn't
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chopped down on him, but the man held on. Charlie hit him with a
playground punch on the side o the head, and the man went down,
stunned, on to his knees, waving his arms like someone begging
forgiveness. Charlie hadn't exhausted his anger. He kicked the man
in the chest, and when he fell to one side and grabbed at Charlie's
legs Charlie stamped on his hand. The man lived nearby. I had to see
him at least once a week on the street, carrying his groceries with his
good hand.
The other reason for my wanting to leave New York was sexual.
Charlie liked to experiment. From the time we'd been at school,
where we'd scuss which o the menstruating dinner ladies we
wanted to perform cunnilingus on (and none of them was under
sixty), we wanted to fuck women, as many as possible. And like
people who'd been reared in a time of scarcity and rationing, neither
of us could forget the longing we'd had for sex, or the fficulty we
once had in obtaining it. So we grabbed arbiharily at re women
who offered themselves.
One moming, as we had bagels and granola and Ofs on the rocks
in a nearby caf, and talked about our crurnmy school as if it were
Eton, Charlie said there were sexual things he'd been thinking
about, sexual bents he wanted to try. 'I'm going for the ultimate
experience,'he said. 'Maybe you'd be interested in looking in too,
eh?'
'If you like.'
'If you like? I'm offering you something, man, and you say if
down to let her in while Charlie hastily put on the Velvet Underground's fust record - it had taken us half an hour to decide on the
evening's music. Frankie had short, cropped hair, a bony white face,
and a bad tooth, and she was young, in her early trrenties, with a
soft rich voice and a sudden laugh. She wore a black shirt and black
pants. When I asked her, '\Ihat do you do?', I sounded like a drip
dry at one of Eva's Beckenham evenings so long ago. I discovered
that Frankie was a dancer, a performer, a player of the electric cello.
At one point she said, 'Bondage interests me. Pain as play. A deep
hurnan love of pain. There is desire for pain, yes?'
Apparently we would find out i there was desire for pain. I
glanced at Charlie, trying to kine some shared amusement at this,
but he sat forn'ard and nodded keenly at her. When he got up I got
uP too. Frankie took my arm. She was holding Charlis hand, too.
'Maybe you two would like to get into eat other, eh?'
I looked at Charlie, recalling the night in Beckenham I tried to kiss
him and he turned his face away. How he wanted me - he let me
touch him - but refused to adcrowledge it, as if he could rtemove
himself from the a while remainint there. Dad had seen some o
this. It was the night, too, that I saw Dad screwing Eva on the lawn,
an a which was my introduion to serious betrayal, lying, deceit
and heart-following. Tonight Charlie's face was open, warm; there
was no rejection in it, only enthusiasm. He wted or me to speak. I
never thought he would look at me like this.
We went upstairs, where Charlie had prepared the room. It was
dark, illuminated only by canes, one on ear side of the H, and
three on the bookshelves. For some reason the music was Gregorian
ranting. We'd scrrssed this for hours. He dn't want anything he
could listen to when he was being tortur,ed. Charlie renroved his
dothes. He was thinner than I'd ever seen him, muscly, taut.
Frankie put her head back and he kissed her.
I deared my throat. 'Are you both sure you want me here and
everything?'
'lIhy not?' said Frankie, looking at me over her shoulder. 'lhat
d'you mean?'
'Are you sure you want spectators at this thing?'
'Is only sex,' she said. 'He's not having an operation.'
'Oh yes, OK, but -'
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'Sit down, Karim, for God's sake,' said Charlie. 'Stop farting
about. You're not in Beckenham now.'
'I know that.'
stopped her passing the flame of the candle over his genitals. Charlie
had said to me in the afternoon, '\A/e must make sure I'm properly
hands. Then she tipp.d wax all over him - stomach, thighs, feet,
prick. This was where, had it been me with hot wax sizzbngon my
scrotum, I would have gone through the roof. Charlie obviously had
the same impulse: he struggled and rocked the bed, none of which
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'Well then, can't you stop stanng there and looking so English?'
'What d'you mean, English?'
'So shocked, so self-righteous and moral, so loveless and
incapable of dancing. They are narrotv, the English. It is a Kingdom
of Prejuce over there. Don't be like it!'
'Charlie's so intense,' Frankie said.
'I'll make myself at home, then,' I said. 'Don't mind me.'
'We $ron't,' said Charlie irritably.
I settled myself into an armchair under the curtained window, the
darkest place in the room, where I hoped I'd be forgotten. Frankie
stripped to her tattoos and they caressed each other in the orthodox
way. She was skinny, Frankie, and it looked rather like going to bed
with a sack over its head, half of its humanity tone, ready for
execution.
Frankie kissed and licked and sucked him like a lover as she sat on
him. I could see him relaxing. I could also see her reaching or a
candle and holding it over him, tilting it over his chest until the wax
fell and hit him. He jumped and grunted at this, so suddenly that I
laughed out loud. That would teach him not to stamp on people,s
on our hands and knees for half an hour. 'We've got to rip up the
loorboards,' said Frankie at last. 'Is there a wrench in the place?'
You could us my prick,' said Charlie.
He gave her money and got rid of her.
After this I decided to fly back to [,ondon. My age t had rung and
said I was up for an important audition. She'd said it was the rnost
important audition of my life, which was obviously a reason for not
attending. But it was also the only audition my agent had sent me up
or, so I thought I should reward her with an aPPearance.
I knew Charlie wouldn't want me to leave New York, and it took
me a couple of days to gather the courage to broach the subje.
When I told him, he laughed, as if I had an ulterior motive and really
wanted money or something. Immediately he asked me to work fulltirne for him. 'I've been meaning to ask you for a while,' he said.
'We'll mix business with pleasure. I'll talk to the Fish about your
salary. It'll be fat. You'll be a little brown fat<at. OK, little one?'
'I don't think so, big one. I'm going to London.'
"VVhat are you talking about? You're going to lpndon, you ffiy.
But I'm going'on a world tour. LA, Sydney, Toronto. I want you to
be the with me.'
'I want to look for work in London.'
He became angry. 'It's stupid to leave iust when thngs are
starting to happen here. You're a good friend to me. A good
assistant. You get things done.'
'Please give me the money to go. I'm asking you to help me out.
Is what I want.'
'What you want, eh?'
He walked up and down the room, and talked like a professor
conduing a seminar with sfudents he'd never met before.
anything you want in America. And what do you want? Say what
you want!'
'Charlie, I'm asking you -'
'I can hear you asking me, man! I can hear you pleading! But I
must save you.'
That was that. He sat down and said no more. The next day, when
in retaliation I said nothing, Charlie suddenly blurted out, 'OK, OK,
if it means so much to you, I'll buy you a refun ticket to London, but
you've got to promise to come back.'
I promised. He shook his head at nne. 1ou won't like it, I'm telling
you now.'
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CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
Terry had predicted the last forty crises out of twenty, but the
bitter, fractured country was in turmoil: there were strikes, marches,
wage.claims. '\/e've got to seize control,'he said. The people want
strength and a new direction.' He thought there was going to be a
revolution; he eared about nothing else.
The next day I talked to the producers and casting people of the
soaP oPea I was being considered for. I had to see them in an office
they'd rented for the week in Soho. But I didn't want to talk to them,
even if I'd flown from America to do so. Pyke had taken care with his
art or craft- nothing shoddy got on stage; his whole life was tied up
with the quity of what he did. But five minutes told me that these
were trashy, iumped-up people in fluffy sweaters. They spoke as if
they were working on sornething by Sophocles. Then they asked me
to run around the office in an improvisation set in a fish and chip
shop - an argument over a piece of cod whi& led to boiling fat being
tipped over som one's arm - with a couple of hack aors who'd
already been cast. They were boring people; I'd be with them for
months if tr got the iob.
A,t last I got away. I went back to the Fish's flat, which I was
borrowing, an impersonal but comfortable place a bit like an hotel. I
was sitting there, wondering whether I should pack up my things
and move permanently to New York to work for Charlie, when the
phone rang. My agent said, 'Good news. The/ve rung to say you've
got the part.'
walked around Central London and saw that the town was being
ripped aparg the rotten was being replaced by the new, and the new
was ugly. The gft of creating beauty had been lost somewhere. The
ugliness was in the people, too. l,ondoners seemed to hate each
other.
I met Terry for a drink while he was rehearsing more episodes of
his Sergeant Monty series. He barely had time to see me, what with
picketing and demonstrating and supporting various strikes. When
we d talk it was about the state of the country.
1ou may have noticed, Karim, that England's had it. Is coming
apart. Resistance has brought it to a standstill. The Government
were defeated in the vote last night. There'll be an eleion. The
chickens are corning home to e. ts either us ot the rise of the
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Right.'
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They're taking photographs and talking to me. Why did you have to
come today of days?'
turn down lhe soap opera job and go back. When she,d shaken
hands with the other two visitors and sat them in the flat, she came
to me, arurs outstretled, and kissed and hugged me.
'Is good to see you again, Eva. You've no idea how much I
miss d you,'I said.
'lt\Ihy are you talking like this she said. 'Have you forgotten how
to talk to your own family?'
'I'm feeling a little strange, Eva.'
'AIl itht, love, l understand.'
'I know you do. Thas why I came back.'
Your dad n'ilt be pleased to s you,' she said. 'He misses you
more than any of us miss each other. Do you see? It breaks his heart
or you to be away. I tell him Charlie is taking care of you.,
Does that reassure him?'
'No. Is Charlie a heroin addi?'
'How can you ask these questions, Eva?'
Tell me on the nose.'
'No,' I said. 'Eva, what's going on? Who are these ridiculous
people?'
She lowered her voice. 'Not now. I'm being interviewed about the
flat for Furnishings magazine. I want to sell this place and move on-
She led me into the room where I used to sleep on the floor. The
photographer was unpacking his cases. I was shocked by Dad's
aPP arance as he got up to embrace me. 'Ho, boy,'he said. He
wore a thick white collar around his neck, which pressed his chins
up around his jaw. 'My neck is paining me no bloody end,' he
explained, grimacing. 'This sanitary towel takes the weight off my
brains. They push down on my spine.'
I thought of how, when I was a kid, Dad always out-ran me as we
charged across the park towards the swimming pool. When we
wrestled on the floor he always pinned me down, sitting on my
chest and making me say I'd obey him always. Now he couldn't
move without linching. I'd become the powerfrrl one; I couldn't
fight him - and I wanted to fight him - without destroying him in
one blow. It was a saddening disappointment.
In contrast, Eva looked fresh and businesslike, in a short skirt,
black stockings and flat shoes. Her hair was expensively cut and
dyed, her sc nt was lovely. There was nothing suburban about her;
she'd risen above herself to become a glorious mide-aged wonutn,
clever and graceful. Yes, I'd always loved her, and not.always as a
stepmother, either. I'd been passionate about her, lnd still was.
She took the journist on a tour of the flat, and, holding my hand,
led me around with them. Aou come and look at what we've done,'
she said to me. 'Try and admire it, Mr Cynical.'
I d admire it. The place was larger than beore. Various storerooms and much of the broad hallway had been incorporated, and
the rooms opened out. She and Ted had worked hard.
'As you can see, is very feminine in the Enish manner,' she
said to the iournalist as we looked over the cream carpets, gardenia
paintwork, wooden shutters, English country-house armchairs and
cane tables. There were baskets of dried flowers in the kitchen and
coconut matting on the floor. 'Is soft but not cluttered,' she went
on. 'Not that this is my favourite look.'
'I see,' said the journalist.
'Personally, I'd like something more fapanese.'
Japanese, eh?'
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Outside Dad and Eva's house
young man with spiky hair was carrying severat black cases of
photographic equipment and a latge lamp. He was accompanied by
a smart, middle-aged wornan in an expensive beige mac. To the
objects only in the places where they had not been initially
positioned. He photographed Eva only in poses which she found
impersonal, she stroked his cheek. The caress was tender. She
looked at him with affeion. She always wanted to please him' She
still loves him, I thought. And I was glad he was being cared for. But
something occurred to me: did he love her? I wasn't sure. I would
observe them.
Eva was confident and proud and calm. She had plenty to say;
she'd thought things over for many years; at last ideas were
beginning to cohere in her mind. She had a world-view, though
'paradigm'would be a word she'd favour.
'Before I met this man,'she said. 'I had no courage and little faith.
I'd had cancer. One breast was removed. I rarely talk about it.' The
journalist nodded, respecting this confidence" 'But I wanted to live.
And now I have contracts in that drawer for several jobs. I am
beginning to feel I can do anything- with the aid of techniques like
meditation, self-awareness and yoga. Perhaps a little chanting to
slow the mind down. You see, I have come to believe in self-help,
individual initiative, the love of what you do, and the full development of all individuals. I am constantly disappointed by how little
we expect of ourselves and of the world.'
She looked hard at the photographer. He shifted in his seaU his
mouth opened and closed twice. He almost spoke. Was she
addressing him? Did he expe too little o himself? But she was off
again.
'We have to emPolr'e ourselves. Look at those people who live on
sordid housing estates. They expe others - the Govemment- to do
everything for them. They are only hal human, because only half
active. We have to find a way to enable them to grow. Invidual
human flourishing isn't something that either socialism or conseryatism caters for.'
The iournalist nodded at Eva. Eva smiled at her. But Eva hadn't
finished; more thoughts were occurring to her. She hadn't talked
like this before, not with this clarity. The tape was running. Jtre
photographer leaned orward and whispered in the ioumaliss ear.
'Don't forget to ask about Hero,' I heard him say.
'No comment about that,' Eva said. She wanted to go on. The
fatuity of the question didn't irritate her: she just wanted to continue
developing her theme. Her thoughts seemed to surprise her. 'I think
I -' she began.
As Eva opened her mouth, the journalist lifted herself up and
twisted her body around to Dad, cutting Eva out. 'You have been
the joumalist.
'I have lived in the West for most of my life, and I will die here, yet
I remain to all intents and purposes an Inan man. I will never be
anything but an Indian. When I was young we saw the Englishman
as a superior being.'
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we could see that his was a geat achievement. And this society you
have created in the West is the richest there has been in the history of
the world" There is money, yes, there are washing-up bowls. There
is domination of nature and the Third World. There is domination all
round. And the science is most advanced' You have the bombyou
need to make yourself feel safe. Yet there is something missing.'
Yes?' enquired the joumalist, with less pleasure than before.
'Please tell us what tve are missing.'
Dad continued. This failure, this great hole in your way of life,
defeats me' But ultimately, it will deeat you."
After this, he said no moe. Eva and l looked at him and waited,
but he'd done. The iournalist switred the cassette-player off and
put the tapes in her bag. She said, 'Eva, that manrellous chair, tell
rne - where d you get it?'
' Ias Charlie sat on it?' said the photographer. He was now
'She's in a right bad state, she really is.' Ted sat down, looked
around at all of us, nodding at me, and addressed the iournalist. His
distress possessed him; he wasn't ashamed of it. He said, 'l pity my
wife, lean.'
Ted -' Eva tried to intemrpt him.
'She deserves all our pity,' he said.
'Really?' said the joumist, smissively.
1es, yes! How do we become that way? How does it happen? one
day we're children, our faces are bright and open. We want to know
how machines work. We are in love with polarbears. The next day
we're thro$ring ourselves down the stairs, drunk and weeping. Our
lives are over. We hate life and we hate death.' He turned to the
photographer. 'Eva said you'd want to photograph us together. m
her partner. We do everything together. Don't you want to ask me
any questions about our working methods? The re quite unique.
They could be an example to others.'
'Say, we must be o,'said the tight-arsed scribbler.
'Never mind,' said Eva, touching Ted lightly on the arur.
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His depression had deared; he was like he was before, when I was a
kid, salty and enthusiastic. But the violence was tone, the way he
used to look at everyone the first time he met them, as if they meant
to harm him and he'd have to harm them first.
'My work, I love it, son,' he said. 'I could have talked about that to
the newspapers. I was going half mad, you remember? Eva saved
me."
Dyou live
So Ted and Eva went off to discuss a job with a client in Chelsea.
'Have a pint with me later this week,' Ted said.
When the d gone Dad asked me to cook him cheese on toast. ,But
make it not too floppyi he said.
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'Haven't you eaten, then?'
That's all it took to get him started. He said, ,Eva doesn,t look after
me now. She's too busy. I'll never get used to this new wornan
business. Sometimes I hate her. I know I shouldn,t say it. I can't bear
her near me but hate it when she's not here. I,ve never felt like this
beore. Whas happening to me?'
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and all expensive and iust righ the zips fitted, the seams were
straight, and the socks were perfect - you can always tell a quality
dresser by the socks. He dn't even look out of place sitting there on
Mum's fake leather sofa, the flowery pouf in front of him, his shoes
resting on Mum's Oxfam rug like jewels on toilet paper. Some
people know how to do things, and I was glad to see that my brother
was one of them. Allie had money, too; he was working for a dothes
designer. He and I talked like grown-ups; we had to. But we were
shy and slightly embarrassed all the same. Allie's ironic attitude
changed when I told him about the soaP oPea job. I dn't make
much of ih I talked like I was doing them a favour by being in it. Allie
iumped up and dapped his hands. Thas great! What brilliant
news. Well done, Karim!' I couldn't understand ih Allie went on and
on about it as if it meant something.
'Is not like you to be so keen,' I said suspiciously when he came
back from ringing his friends and telling them about my iob. 'Whas
gone wrong with your head, Allie? Are you putting me on?'
'No, no, honest. That last play you d, with Pyke direing, it was
good, even entertaining once or twice.'
1eah?'
He paused, perhaps earing t}rat his praise had been too warur' tt
was goo{ - but hippie.'
'Hippie? What was hippie about it?'
'It was idgalistis. The politics got on my nerves. We all hate
whingeng lefties, don't we?'
'Do we? What for?"
'Oh yeah. Their clothes look like rags. And I hate people who go
on all the time about being black, and how persecuted they were at
school, and how someone sPat at tlrem once. You know: sel-pity.'
'Shouldn't they - I mean, we - talk about it, Allie?'
Talk about it? God, no.' Clearly he was on to a subiect he liked,
'They should shut up and get on with their lives. At least the blacks
have a history of slavery. The Indians were kicked out of Uganda.
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There was reason for bitterness. But no one put people like you and
me in camps, and no one will. We can't be lumped in with them,
thank God. We should be just as grateful we haven't got white skin
either. I don't like the look of white skin, it - '
t
'Allie, I visited a dentist the other day who -'
'Creamy, les put your teeth aside for a minute and _ '
'Allie
-'
'Allie -'
He sat there all cool. 'Elon't ask me a lot of bloody questions,
Karim. I can't tell you about him because I haven't met him and I'm
not allowed to.'
'l/hy not?'-
something, but no older. Jimmy doesn't know Mum's exa age. She
thinks he'd be shocked and put off to discover she had sons as old as
us' So we have to keep a P tty absent profile.'
'Christ, Allie.'
]imm
it.'
prick around.' Then this admiring look came over him again, and he
shook his head and whistled. 'A soap oP ra, eh? Thas dass.'
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'You know,' I said. 'After Mum and Dad broke up, everything
went crazy. I didn't know where I was.'
He was looking at me. I felt guilty that d never discrrssed his
feelings about this. 'Don't talk about it now,'he said. 'I can't take it
either. I know too well what you mean.'
He smiled reassuringly.
view.'
lust then I heard a key in the door. A new sound, yet it was a noise
d heard every day for years when Mum came home ftom the shop
to tet our tea. It was her now. I went out and hugged her. She was
pleased to see me, but not that pleased, once she'd ascertained that I
hadn't been killed, and had a iob. She was in a hurry. 'A friend's
coming round later,' she said without a blush, as Allie and I winked
woman vho never used to have more than one bath a week. When
we first moved into the house, in the late-r95os, there wasn't even a
bathroom. Dad used to sit with his knees up in a tin tub in the front
room, and Allie and I ran to and fro with jugs of water heated on the
stove.
looked around for someone to pick up, but was so lonely I knew
they'd smell it on me. I wasn't infferent enough for seduction.
I said goodbye to Allie and went back to the Fish's. I sat there in
his cavernous lat or a while; I walked around; I listened to a
Cap ain Beefheart track, 'Dropout Boogi, until it drove me mad; I
sat down again; and then I went out.
I
drifted around the late streets for an hour, until I got lost and hailed
nose, he wore the bulgp"S boiler suit wittr books poking from
numerous pockets, and, I suspected, looking at him dosely, he was
developing full female breasts. 'Here's a pr sent,' I said, offering the
tablecloth. 'All the way from America.'
'Shhh . . . "he replied, indicating the baby buried in blankets.
This is the daughter of the house, Leila Kollontai, and she's asleep
at last. Our baby. Top naughty.'He sniffed the air. 'ls take-away in
the offing?'
'Absolutely.'
'Dal and all? Kebabs?'
'Yeah.'
'Exaly.'
'But they become cold dramatically. Open, open!'
'Wait.'
I flapped the tablecloth and started to remove various papers,
dirty plates and a head of Lenin from the table. But Changez v&as
eager to get at the food, and insisted we fling the Fish's tablecloth on
Kollontai?'
'Good.'
'Aen't you for love?' he asked,
this common ground.
Yes.'
must be pleased, eh, now Simon's away and you've got famila to
yourself full-time. Any progress?'
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ywr''
I was stung. We fell silent. Changez seemed uninterested in
anything I had to say. I was forced to ask him about hirnself. 'you
Thank you.'
'Go upstairs and sleep in the room at the end of the hall. I must
change Leila. She has mucked herself.'
I felt too tired to walk upstairs, so when Changez went out I lay
down behind t e sofa, prrlling a blanket over me. The floor was
hard; tr couldn't sleep. The world was swaying about like a hammock
with my body on it. I counted my breaths and became aware of the
rise and fall of rny stomach, the hiss of my breath in my nostrils, my
forehead relaxing. But, as in many of my metation attempts, I was
'Main thing is, I'm mighty bloody glad you're eating well,'
Changez said. His voice was high and shained; he was talking
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away. 'I'm giving you only healthy food from now on. famila, think:
there will be top grapefruit and special warm bread for breakast.
Top fresh sardines for lunch with fresh bread, followed by pearg and
soft reese
'
'oK.'
There was a sucking noise, followed by a complacent, 'Goodnight, Changez. Thanls for looking after Lrila today.'
'Kiss me,Iamila. Kiss my lips.'
'Um. Changez - ' Thert were physical sounds. I could eel his
bulk in the room. It was like'listening to a radio play. Was he
grabbing her? Was she fighting him of.l Should l intervene?
Thanks, Changez, thas enough kissing. Haven't you been ser_
viced by Shinko latelyT
Changez was panting. I could imagine his tongue hanging oug
the exertion of assault was too much for him.
'Karim stirred me up, Iammie. I've got to explain this to you. That
little devil bugger - '
'\hashe been saying?'|amila asked with a laugh. 'He's got
problems, we all know that. But he's a sweet boy, too, isn't he, his
little hands pawing things, his eyebrows fluttering about - '
'He's got tremendous person problems, as you say quite rightly.
I am beginning to think he is totally pewerted too, the way he likes
to squeeze my body. I explain to him, what am I, an orange? I say - '
'Changez, is late and -'
'Yes, yes, but Karim for once was saying something with mean-
ing.'
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'Really?'
'Fond?'
'I can't think that I've liked anyone as much for a long time. I'm
sure you know how it is - you meet someone and you want to be
with them, you want to know them deeply. Is passion, I suppose,
and it's wonderful. Thas how I feel, Changez. I'm sorry if it - '
'And all you here in this house, you good types, talk of the
preiudice against this Yid and that black burylar bastard, this Paki
and that poor woman.'
'Changez, this is offensive, this is -'
'But what about ugly bastards? What about us? What about our
rights to be kissedl
You are kissed, Changez.'
'After the exchange of pounds sterling only!'
'Please, let's go to bed. There are plenty of people who will kiss
you. But not me, I'm afraid. Not me. You were imposed on me by
my father.'
'Yes, I am not wanted.'
'But you're not ugly inside, Changez, if you want that patronizing
assurance.'
He was only half listening; and he was far from exhausted.
1es, inside I look like Shashi Kapoor, I know that for sure,' he
said, beating his hand on his knee. 'But some people are really ugly
pig-faces, and they have a terrible time and all. I'm beginning a
'A
arr?'
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up and looked over the top of the sofa. 'It's only me,' I said. 'l
was trying to sleep. I didn't hear a tl
^g.'
even more agitated.
You bastard,' said Changez, becoming
Jamila, I am calling the police on this damn snooper! l.et me dialg4p
I sat
immediately!'
He was trembling and puffing and spitting even as he secured his
trousers. He shouted, You have always mocked my love forfamila.
You have always wanted to stand between us.'
In fact, it was famila who stood between Changez and me to stop
him attacking me. She escorted me upstais to a room where I could
lock the door, safe from Changez's anger. In the morning I got up
early and tiptoed through the sleeping house to the front door. On
my way there I heard Leila Kollontai start to cry, and then I heard
Changez talking softly to her in Urdu.
A few days later I went to see Dad again. There he was, sitting in one
of Eva's armchairs in his pyjamas, with a pallid young man on the
floor in front of him. The man was intense, weepy, despairing. Dad
was saying: Yes, yes, this whole business of living is very difficult.'
Apparently these kids from Dad's classes were always tuming up
at the flat, and he had to deal with them. This he considered to be
'compassionate aivity'. He was now saying that, for the sake of
'harmony', each day of your life had to contain three elements:
scholarship, compassionate aivity and meditation. Dad wag teach_
ing this several times a week at a nearby Yoga Centre. I'd always
London, but it was clear now that he would never lack employment
while the city was full of lonely, unhappy, unconfident people who
required guidance, support and pity.
Eva took me into the kitchen to show me some soup-bowls. She'd
also bought a Titian print of a young man with long hair who looked
like Charlie when he was at school. Long-stemmed tulips and
daffodils sat in iugs on the table. 'I'm so happy,' Eva told me as she
showed me things. 'But I'm in a hurry. They've got to do something
about death. Is ridiculous to die so yount. I want to live to be one
hundred and fifty. It's only now that I'm getting anywhere.'
Later, I sat down with Dad. His flesh was heavy, marked, and
fattlr now, the upper half of his face composed of flaccid pouches
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sewn together in a sort of tier under the eyes' unolding one by one
like an Italian terrace down his cheeks.
'You've told me nothing of what's happening in your life,' he said.
I wanted to stagger him with my stxlp opera news. But when I want
to stagger people I usually can'! staggered is the last thing they are.
'I'm in a soap opera,' I said, in Changez's voice. Top pay. Top iob.
Top person.'
'Don't always laugh in my face like an iot,' Dad said.
'But I'm not. I wasn't.'
'You're still a liar too, I see.'
'Dad -'
'At least you're doing something visible at last and notbumming,'
he said.
tr|as no Beethoven. But he r/as youn8 and he cared for her. Dad
- do
Yes.'
'Are you sure?'
'oh yeah, I'm sure of it. And he's injeed her with new life, he
evenly from the bottom of your stomat and to see your parents as
equals, but within five minutes your intentions are blown to hell,
and you're babbling and screaming in rage like an angry rild.
I could barely speak, until Dad asked me the question which was
so fficult for him and yet was tlre only thing in the world he
wanted to know.
'Hors your mum?' he said.
I told him she was well, better than I'd seen her for years, goodternpered and aive and optimistic and . 'Good God,'he said
quickly. 'How can that possibly be? She was always the world's
sweetest but most miserable woman.'
les, but she's seeing someone - a man - now.'
'A man? What kind of a man? Are you sure?'
He couldn't stoP asking questions. 1AIho is he? Whas he like?
How old is he? What does he do?"
I chose my words carefully. I had to, since I'd noticed that Eva was
behind Dad, in the doorway. She stood there casually, as if we were
scussing our favourite films. She hadn't the taste to furn away. She
wanted to know exactly what was going on. She dn't want any
secrets within her domain.
Mum's boyfriend was not remarkable, I said to Dad. At least, he
That evening I said I'd take Dad, Eva, Allie and his girlfriend out to
dinner to celebrate my new fob and Dad giving up his. 'What a good
idea,'said Eva. 'Maybe I'll make an announcement, too.'
I rang famrnie at the commune and invited her and Changez to
join us. Changez took the phone from her and said he'd come out if
he could but wasn't sure about farnila, because of naughty Leita.
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'I don't"'
'Yes, you do, you see. And you won't even acknowledge it.'
'Please, Eva, not now.'
He sat there trying not to mind her, but the resentment was going
deep. All the same, I was surprised by him. Was it only now, after all
this time" that he realized the decision to leave our mother was
irrevocable? Perhaps only now could he believe it wasn't a joke or
game or experinnent, that Mum wasn't waiting at home for him with
curryr and chapatis in the oven and the electric blanket on.
York.
stop.
When everyone was there, and nicely drunk and laughing, Eva
stood up and knocked on the table. She was smiling and caressing
the back of Dad's head as she strained to be heard. She said, 'Can I
have some quiet. Some quiet, please, for a few minutes. Everyone please!'
There was quiet. Everyone looked at her. Dad beamed around the
table.
There's an announcement I must make,' she said.
'For God's sake make it, then,'Dad said.
'I can't,' she said. She bent to his ear. 'ls it still trr.e?' she
whispered.
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models, and they cane over to our table. We had a small pa'rty, and
by the end of it everyone in the place seemed to have been told I was
going to be on television, and who was going to be the next Prime
Minister. It was the latter that made them especially ecstatic. It was
good to see Dad and Allie together again. Dad made a special effort
with him and kept kissing him and asking him questions, but Allie
kept his stance; he was very confused and he'd never liked Eva.
locate myself and learn what the heart is. Perhaps in the future I
would live more deePlY.
And so I sat in the centre of this old city that I loved, which itself
sat at the bottom of a tiny island. I was surrounded by people I
loved, and I felt h"PPy and miserable at the same time' I thought of
what a mess everything had been, but that it wouldn't always be
that
way.