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STANDARD SERVICES AGREEMENT
THIS AGREEMENT is made on
May 17th 2015

BETWEEN
1. Reddit user thebeefytaco hereafter referred to as thebeefytaco and
2. Reddit user po_ta_to hereafter referred to as po_ta_to,
collectively referred to as the "Parties". RECITALS
Thebeefytaco wishes to be provided with the Services (defined below) by po_ta_to and po_ta_to agrees to provide the
Services to thebeefytaco on the terms and conditions of this Agreement.
1.
Key Terms
1.1 Services
Po_ta_to shall provide the following services ("Services") to thebeefytaco in accordance with the terms and
conditions of this Agreement:
Po_ta_to will undergo elective surgery to amputate either their left or right leg within 15 centimeters of the knee cap,
hereafter referred to as the operation. Po_ta_to will provide the severed leg and photographic evidence to
thebeefytaco, hereafter referred to as the proof.
1.2 Delivery of the Services
a.
b.
Start date: Po_ta_to shall commence the provision of the Services on June 1st 2015
Completion date: Po_ta_to shall ensure the operation is completed within the year of 2015 ("Completion
Date").
1.3 Site
Po_ta_to may have the surgery done at any hospital of their choosing.
1.4 Price
c.
d.
As consideration for the provision of the Services by po_ta_to, the price for the provision of the Services is
ten million us dollars ($10,000,000) ("Price").
Thebeefytaco shall not pay for po_ta_tos out-of-pocket or for any expenses for the surgery. All expenses
must be covered by po_ta_to.
1.5 Payment
e.
Thebeefytaco agrees to pay the Price to po_ta_to on the following dates [if appropriate]:
Payment will occur via bank wire transfer within sixty (60) days of po_ta_to providing the proof.
f.
2.
Any charges payable under this Agreement are exclusive of any applicable taxes, tariff surcharges or other
like amounts assessed by any governmental entity arising as a result of the provision of the Services by
po_ta_to to thebeefytaco under this Agreement and such shall be payable by thebeefytaco to po_ta_to in
addition to all other charges payable hereunder.
General terms
2.2 Warranty
a.
Po_ta_to represents and warrants that:

i.
it will perform the Services with reasonable care and skill; and
ii.
the Services and the Materials provided by po_ta_to to thebeefytaco under this Agreement will not
infringe or violate any intellectual property rights or other right of any third party.
2.3 Limitation of liability

b.
c.
d.
Subject to thebeefytacos obligation to pay the Price to po_ta_to, either partys liability in contract, tort or
otherwise (including negligence) arising directly out of or in connection with this Agreement or the
performance or observance of its obligations under this Agreement and every applicable part of it shall be
limited in aggregate to the Price.
To the extent it is lawful to exclude the following heads of loss and subject to thebeefytacos obligation to pay
the Price, in no event shall either party be liable for any loss of profits, goodwill, loss of business, loss of
data or any other indirect or consequential loss or damage whatsoever.
Nothing in this Clause 2.3 will serve to limit or exclude either Partys liability for death or personal injury
arising from its own negligence.
2.4 Term and Termination

e.
f.
This Agreement shall be effective on the date hereof and shall continue, unless terminated sooner in
accordance with Clause 2.4(b), until the Completion Date.
Either Party may terminate this Agreement upon notice in writing if:
i.
g.
h.
the other is in breach of any material obligation contained in this Agreement, which is not remedied
(if the same is capable of being remedied) within 30 days of written notice from the other Party so
to do; or
ii.
a voluntary arrangement is approved, a bankruptcy or an administration order is made or a receiver
or administrative receiver is appointed over any of the other Party's assets or an undertaking or a
resolution or petition to wind up the other Party is passed or presented (other than for the purposes
of amalgamation or reconstruction) or any analogous procedure in the country of incorporation of
either party or if any circumstances arise which entitle the Court or a creditor to appoint a receiver,
administrative receiver or administrator or to present a winding-up petition or make a winding-up
order in respect of the other Party.
Any termination of the Agreement by po_ta_to, shall be punishable by death.
Any termination of this Agreement (howsoever occasioned) shall not affect any accrued rights or liabilities of
either Party nor shall it affect the coming into force or the continuance in force of any provision hereof which
is expressly or by implication intended to come into or continue in force on or after such termination. +
2.5 Relationship of the Parties

The Parties acknowledge and agree that the Services performed by po_ta_to, its employees, agents or subcontractors shall be as an independent contractor and that nothing in this Agreement shall be deemed to constitute a
partnership, joint venture, agency relationship or otherwise between the parties.
2.6 Confidentiality
Neither Party will use, copy, adapt, alter or part with possession of any information of the other which is disclosed or
otherwise comes into its possession under or in relation to this Agreement and which is of a confidential nature. This
obligation will not apply to information which the recipient can prove was in its possession at the date it was received
or obtained or which the recipient obtains from some other person with good legal title to it or which is in or comes
into the public domain otherwise than through the default or negligence of the recipient or which is independently
developed by or for the recipient.
2.7 Notices
Any notice which may be given by a Party under this Agreement shall be deemed to have been duly delivered if
delivered by hand, first class post, facsimile transmission or electronic mail to the address of the other Party as
specified in this Agreement or any other address notified in writing to the other Party. Subject to any applicable local
law provisions to the contrary, any such communication shall be deemed to have been made to the other Party, if
delivered by:
i.
ii.
iii.
first class post, 2 days from the date of posting;

hand or by facsimile transmission, on the date of such delivery or transmission; and
electronic mail, when the Party sending such communication receives confirmation of such delivery by
electronic mail.
2.8 Miscellaneous
a.
b.
c.
d.
e.
f.
g.
h.
The failure of either party to enforce its rights under this Agreement at any time for any period shall not be
construed as a waiver of such rights.
If any part, term or provision of this Agreement is held to be illegal or unenforceable neither the validity or
enforceability of the remainder of this Agreement shall be affected.
Neither Party shall assign or transfer all or any part of its rights under this Agreement without the consent of
the other Party.
This Agreement may not be amended for any other reason without the prior written agreement of both
Parties.
This Agreement constitutes the entire understanding between the Parties relating to the subject matter
hereof unless any representation or warranty made about this Agreement was made fraudulently and, save
as may be expressly referred to or referenced herein, supersedes all prior representations, writings,
negotiations or understandings with respect hereto.
Neither Party shall be liable for failure to perform or delay in performing any obligation under this Agreement
if the failure or delay is caused by any circumstances beyond its reasonable control, including but not limited
to acts of god, war, civil commotion or industrial dispute. If such delay or failure continues for at least 7 days,
the Party not affected by such delay or failure shall be entitled to terminate this Agreement by notice in
writing to the other.
This Clause 2.8(g) and Clauses 2.3, 2.5, 2.6, 2.7 and 2.8 of this Agreement shall survive any termination or
expiration.
This Agreement shall be governed by the laws of the jurisdiction in which thebeefytaco is located (or if
thebeefytaco is based in more than one country, the country in which its headquarters are located) (the
"Territory") and the parties agree to submit disputes arising out of or in connection with this Agreement to the
non-exclusive of the courts in the Territory.
AS WITNESS the hands of the Parties hereto or their duly authorised representatives the day and year first above written.
SIGNED by
for and on behalf of
[thebeefytaco]
)
)
)
SIGNED by
for and on behalf of
[po_ta_to]
)
)
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STANDARD SERVICES AGREEMENT

THIS AGREEMENT is made on

May 17th 2015

Po_ta_to represents and warrants that:

2.3 Limitation of liability

2.4 Term and Termination

2.5 Relationship of the Parties

first class post, 2 days from the date of posting;

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