Transcript of Draynor Bank Robbery

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This transcript involves dialogue with Market Guard, Cool Mom227, Qutiedoll, 1337sp34kr, Elfinlocks, Purepker895, Wise Old Man, Olivia, Banker (Draynor Bank Robbery), and Pillory guard.

Bank Robbery recording

• The recording begins with a view of Draynor market as Cool Mom227 attempts to steal from Olivia's seed stall
• Market Guard: Hey! Get your hands off there!
• The Market Guard attacks Cool Mom227
• The scene pans down to Draynor bank with a few players trading within
• Qutiedoll: Thx
• 1337sp34kr: Yw
• Elfinlocks: Buying 2k nats - no noob offers
• 1337sp34kr: I h4ve n4ts
• Elfinlocks: You sell?
• 1337sp34kr: Tr4de
• Purepker895 leaves the bank and heads towards the market, as the Wise Old Man opens his door and casts a spell, killing Purepker895
• Qutiedoll: Huh?
• Wise Old Man: Please don't block my line of fire!
• Olivia: Hey, what are you doing?
• Wise Old Man: Olivia - please go away!
• The Wise Old Man casts a Teleother spell on Olivia and sends her away before turning to the bank
• Olivia: Eeeek!
• Wise Old Man: Ah, now I can get on with it...
• The Wise Old Man picks up the coins dropped from Purepker895 and casts a spell at the bank wall, blasting a hole in it
• Wise Old Man: Could everyone please not move?
• Two of the bankers attempt to restrain the Wise Old Man as the third hides in a corner
• Banker (#1): Hey - you can't come in here!
• Banker (#2): Oi!
• Banker (#3): Uh-oh!
• Wise Old Man: I do wish you'd just stop it!
• The Wise Old Man defeats the two bankers with a few strikes from his staff, drawing the attention of the players in the bank
• Banker (#3): Help! Help!
• Elfinlocks: Hey - how'd he get in there?
• 1337sp34kr: Hax!
• Wise Old Man: My sincerest regrets, dear lady...
• The Wise Old Man casts a spell at Elfinlocks, killing her as she drops her blue partyhat
• Wise Old Man: And also you, sir...
• The Wise Old Man does the same to 1337sp34kr, as Qutiedoll walks back into the bank.
• Qutiedoll: How you do that?
• Wise Old Man: Oh dear - another one...
• The Wise Old Man uses the same spell to kill Qutiedoll
• Wise Old Man: Ooh - a party hat?
• The Wise Old Man casts telegrab on the partyhat and puts it on before advancing on the remaining banker
• Wise Old Man: Now, my dear...
• Banker (#3): Eeeek!
• Wise Old Man: Just give me the money, please.
• A pillory guard appears behind the Wise Old Man and attempts to arrest him
• Pillory Guard: Old man, you're for da cage!
• Wise Old Man: Oh, am I?
• Wise Old Man: Ahh!
• The Wise Old Man casts a spell on the pillory guard
• Pillory Guard: Aaargh!
• Wise Old Man: Yah!
• The Wise Old Man defeats the pillory guard with a melee strike before turning to the camera
• Wise Old Man: And YOU can stop spying on me!
• The Wise Old Man casts the same spell he killed the players with towards the camera, breaking it and ending the recording