Annoying People Quotes

“--but I find her personality annoying. It's like being molested by a sleeping bag that speaks in Comic Sans with little love-hearts over the i's.”
― Charles Stross, Saturn's Children

“If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not. You are about as original as all those other witless twits "writing" the one millionth shitty Fifty Shades clone. Or maybe you're trying to show your 2000 fake Facebook "friends" that you are an empowered feminist who will not stand for sexist terminology. But you're not showing people that you are fighting the good fight, you're showing people that you are a sheep, who's trying just a little too hard to ride the current wave of idiotic political correctness. The word "author" is no more gender-discrimination than the word "person." Do you call yourself a personess? No, of course not, because then you might as well wear a sign around your neck that says, "Hello, I'm a retard.”
― Oliver Markus

“It is very important to understand why those annoying people annoy you and then figure out where that fits into your world.”
― Oscar Auliq-Ice

“If there was one thing in particular that he had learned by growing up in his father's house it was this: how to annoy people.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Hero of Ages

“it’d be like choosing between Jeremy Clarkson and Piers Morgan in a bare-knuckle death match. There ought to be a way both could lose.”
― Mick Herron, Joe Country

“[...] Who are you?"
He thought about that. "I'm a boy who doesn't exist," he said, eventually.”
― Kathryn James, Mist

“That's what I call bouncing," said Eeyore. "Taking people by surprise. Very unpleasant habit. I don't mind Tigger being in the Forest," he went on, "because it's a large Forest, and there's plenty of room to bounce in it. But I don't see why he should come into my little corner of it, and bounce there. It isn't as if there was anything very wonderful about my little corner. Of course for people who like cold, wet, ugly bits it is something rather special, but otherwise it's just a corner, and if anybody feels bouncy ---”
― A.A. Milne, The House at Pooh Corner

“It is very humbling to see my own character defects in someone who annoys me. At the end of the day, I realize they have actually prompted positive change in me.”
― Oscar Auliq-Ice

“I try very hard to be annoying! Don't insult my ability to annoy!”
― Rick Riordan

“It’s taken years, but part of my own personal growth has involved deciding that I can learn something from even the most annoying person.”
― Oscar Auliq-Ice

“Be alert! Some people have problems. Don't let them be your problem and don't ever allow their problems to infect you through their words and actions! Stay happy!”
― Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

“Annoyances are strangely not so annoying when the person responsible has endeared himself to you.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich, Slaying Dragons: Quotes, Poetry, & a Few Short Stories for Every Day of the Year

“Elend smiled, preparing his next argument. He could keep this discussion going for quite sometime. For, if there was one thing in particular that he had learned by growing up in his father's house it was this: how to annoy people.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Hero of Ages

“We need to learn ourselves before we can understand what really annoys us!”
― Oscar Auliq-Ice

“So you’re a reader,” My mom sighs, as if somehow this elevates Isabel to yet another realm of perfection.”
― Denis Markell, Click Here to Start

“She was the kind of person who never gave you enough time to miss her.”
― Zadie Smith, On Beauty

“Do not confuse shared sympathies with shared values for in doing so you may make friends of people who may turn out to be annoyances at best and enemies at worst. - On Sympathies and Values”
― Lamine Pearlheart, Awakening

“Dealing with people whose singular purpose in life is to create problems consumes far too much energy. However, it's much like swatting furiously at an irritating fly; eventually you realize that until you kill it, it will continue to annoy you!”
― Carlos Wallace

“Barni loved talking about the dresses. "Aren't they huge? I've just always been this way," she said, twirling a little. "Just born healthy, I guess."

Oh, God. I hated her so much.”
― Katherine Center, Get Lucky

“You go in the crowd and you mix, but no one knows that a buddha has entered the crowd. No one comes to feel that somebody is different, because if someone feels it then there is bound to be anger and calamity. Whenever someone feels that you are somebody, his own anger, his own ego is hurt. He starts reacting, he starts attacking you.”
― Osho, The Empty Boat: Talks on the Sayings of Chuang Tzu

“It had been so long I was hoping he had died or slipped into a coma or something less dramatic but equally permanent so I wouldn't have to deal with him anymore.”
― Laney Wylde, Never Touched

“Leah Catherine Burke is an actual genius, and we should never ever doubt her music taste.”
― Becky Albertalli, Leah on the Offbeat

“Annoying people are a wake up call.”
― Oscar Auliq-Ice

“I swear if Washington moved any slower, we could be at war and it would all be over before they could even lift their sluggish, naked, dead asses off of their comfortable heated-seat toilets. -Fitzhugh to Captain Jeeter”
― Ray Palla, H: Infidels of Oil

“Don't hire anyone you wouldn't want to run into in the hallway at three in the morning.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“Well ...' Cassie thought for a moment, and found she could not disagree. 'I suppose she is very happy to be married to James. And, perhaps, for the moment, yes, a little ... bumptious with it.'

Jane laughed. 'You see? My theory put there in a nutshell: even happiness in a bride is irksome to witness. And yet the happy single lady spreads universal delight!”
― Gill Hornby, Miss Austen