H Quotes

“Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word "moon" a new cruel meaning.”
― Ray Palla, H: Infidels of Oil

“Give little people a little power, and it goes straight to their ugly, little heads. -Foot talks about authority”
― Ray Palla, H: Infidels of Oil

“An elementary school student asked me the NOT “politically correct” question, “Is an idiot smarter than a moron?” I had to Google it because I was afraid to respond in today’s PC society and didn’t want to offend him, his parents, or anyone else. Here’s what I found.

Technically, a moron is smarter than an idiot. An imbecile is also smarter than an idiot.

Although today the words are considered insulting and derogatory, prior to the 1960s they were widely used as actual psychology terms associated with intelligence on an IQ test.

An IQ between:
00-25 = Idiot
26-50 = Imbecile
51-70 = Moron

Explaining all of this to a nine year old with an IQ of 130 made me feel like society has turned all adults into one of the above, myself included.

When I told him that I’m afraid to openly say it, the nine year old said, “Adults are idiots!”
― Ray Palla, H: Infidels of Oil

“Why go to so much trouble when Cranberry Juice, Chicken Broth, and Vodka tastes just like Thanksgiving Dinner, and you can enjoy it alone.”
― Ray Palla, H: Infidels of Oil

“…have you always been a jackass or is that something you’ve just recently acquired at the ‘I Want to be a Junior Jackass’ store? -Weasel to Army Lieutenant”
― Ray Palla, H: Infidels of Oil

“My hands are way too big to text. I’d need short hand for my hands. -Foot to Pad”
― Ray Palla, H: Infidels of Oil

“Just knock off the horns and hair, and toss it on the coals for about thirty seconds on each side. I like mine still kicking and quivering! -Wichita talking about steak”
― Ray Palla, H: Infidels of Oil

“If you run, you better be faster than my gun. -Weasel to illegal aliens”
― Ray Palla, H: Infidels of Oil

“Eyebrows and hair singed off, Hector is barely recognizable under a lathering of day-glow orange. He appears to have been tarred-and-feathered with orange tar and oatmeal feathers.”
― Ray Palla, H: Infidels of Oil

“My name is Richard Werner. Dick. You can call me Dick.”
― Ray Palla, H: Infidels of Oil

“I swear if Washington moved any slower, we could be at war and it would all be over before they could even lift their sluggish, naked, dead asses off of their comfortable heated-seat toilets. -Fitzhugh to Captain Jeeter”
― Ray Palla, H: Infidels of Oil

“An elementary school student asked me the NOT politically correct question, “Is an idiot smarter than a moron?” I had to Google it because I was afraid to respond in today’s PC society and didn’t want to offend him, his parents, or anyone else. Here’s what I found.

Technically, a moron is smarter than an idiot. An imbecile is also smarter than an idiot. Although today the words are considered insulting and derogatory, prior to the 1960s they were widely used as actual psychology terms associated with intelligence on an IQ test.

An IQ between:
00-25 = Idiot
26-50 = Imbecile
51-70 = Moron

Explaining all of this to a nine year old with an IQ of 130 made me feel like society has turned all adults into one of the above, myself included. When I told him that I’m afraid to openly say it, the nine year old said, “Adults are idiots!”
― Ray Palla, H: Infidels of Oil