Cringeworthy Quotes

“So supposing we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light and I think you said that hasn’t been checked but you’re going to test it. And then I said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you’re going to test that too? Sounds interesting right?

Then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. Is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside? Or almost a cleaning, ‘cause you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it’d be interesting to check that. So you’re going to have to use medical doctors but it sounds interesting to me, so we’ll see but the whole concept of the light. The way it kills it in one minute, that’s pretty powerful.”
― Donald J. Trump

“What’s your favorite food?”

“Pad Thai,” he says. “Yours?”

“Sushi. They’re almost the same thing.”

“Not even close,” he says.

“They’re both Asian food.”
― Colleen Hoover, November 9

“A moan escaped her, and that
sound...good gods, I could live on it, drink and feed on that moan.”
― Armentrout Jennifer L

“I've never had a real boyfriend before,' I reply.
Her eyes shift to my hair. "Believe me, that's obvious. No gay man I know would have left the house looking like you do right now.”
― Colleen Hoover, November 9

“Meeting up once a year on the same date sounds like a really good basis for a romance novel. If you fictionalized our story I'd add it to the top of my TBR.”
― Colleen Hoover, November 9

“She bites her lip to stop her grin. 'I like your logic. You know how much I dislike insta-love.'
'Oh, it was still insta-love,' I tell her. 'But ours is legit.”
― Colleen Hoover, November 9

“My first quote on goodreads would sound something like this. I choose a song to play. One I haven't heard before. Fully realizing that it isn't something I can change. With unfamiliar strands of melody. Some times I don't like it. Some times I get lucky.”
― Fenina Pontho

“Thank you for this baby," she says from the backseat. "He's beautiful."

I laugh. "You're responsible for the beautiful part, Rachel. The only thing he got from me was his balls."

She laughs. She laughs hard. "Oh, my God, I know," she says.

"They're so big."

We both laugh at our son's big balls.”
― Colleen Hoover, Ugly Love